[RWBY] RWBY Shorts

[AndrewJTalon]

hey @AndrewJTalon, quick question, have you ever read "Jaune and Courage the Cowardly Dog"? it's over on FFN, don't remember the name of the author and i think there might be a copy on AO3.

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I haven't! Do you have a link?

 

[TheFabulousCustodes]

Maybe. I just like to write Jaune a lot, but it's good to branch out from time to time.

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Here's an alternative idea.

Why can't Lionheart have a brother?

Jaune and company arrive in Mistral after the fall of Vale, and find not just trouble at Haven, but with the Table Breaker church as well. Leonardo's brother is the spitting image of the ugly bastard stereotype, and a priest of the Table Breaker church to boot. He has an obsession with making Arslan his, and has manipulated his way into forcing Arslan into an arranged marriage with him, by threatening her parents.

How does Jaune save the day?

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Here's an alternative idea.

Why can't Lionheart have a brother?

Jaune and company arrive in Mistral after the fall of Vale, and find not just trouble at Haven, but with the Table Breaker church as well. Leonardo's brother is the spitting image of the ugly bastard stereotype, and a priest of the Table Breaker church to boot. He has an obsession with making Adrian his, and has manipulated his way into forcing Arslan into an arranged marriage with him, by threatening her parents.

How does Jaune save the day?

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Probably something like this:


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_HjMIjzyMU&pp=ygUTc2hyZWsgMiBuZWVkIGEgaGVybw%3D%3D

Incidentally, a good means of generating stories and producing some plot hooks would have been Team RNJR(Y) going around and meeting up with various side characters who had survived Vytal. Catch up with them, find out things, and do some sidequests.

 

[Bommel]

Thinking about it a bit, the Brothers gods have never really learned anything in their entire existance have they?

Originally they were just simple Afterans who used to simply maintain the Ever After and nothing more, but became stronger and increasingly confrontational with each other's acts of creation and destruction, causing imbalance, which they continually tried to forcefully correct, causing even more damage in the process.
After causing way too much damage, the Tree "gave" them the ability to leave the Ever After and explore their abilities without doing further harm (aka, the Tree put them in time-out until they could do the job they were created for).
They left, but never fixed anything about the flaws in their creations, which would become increasingly problematic for everyone in Ever After, and they abandoning them forever (even after they left Remnant and could have just returned).
Learning nothing from their past mistakes, the Brothers would repeat these errors by giving only two extreme options (when other options would have been possible) onto a grieving Salem and an unwitting Ozma, leading to their conflict lasting to the present day in a battle that is threatening all of Remnant's denizens long after the Gods abandoned their creations once again.

Their constant squabeling have caused nothing but problems and pain for everyone involved, including their own creations who had no choice in the matter how they got created, and instead of learning and growing, they have become increasingly shittier over time, becoming gigantic hypocrites and assholes (with Light ironically being worse than Dark).

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Jaune's Aunt Nero from Vitalia comes to visit.

Yang: "Ummm... Just so you know, I'm totally his girlfriend and fiance!"

Blake: "And so am I!"

Pyrrha: "NO! I AM!"

Ruby: "Arturia likes me-!"

Nero: "I don't care! Save that my nephew is finally getting over that prudishness Izzy tried to instill in him!"

Jaune: "First, you're like my... Second cousin? And second, you do not want to know what she's into."

Nero: "ANYWAY! Enough of your blather! I didn't want to be a Huntress, you know! That was just to give me enough capital for my true passion: ART! BEHOLD MY LATEST MASTERPIECE!"

It is a stick figure.

Nero: "See? SEE?"

Jaune: "... Ummmmm..."

Nora: "IT'S TERRIBLE!"

Nero: "Wait, wait, I can make it better!" Draws some fox ears and boobs on it

Nora: "... Wow! It is better!"

Jaune: groans

Pyrrha: "Ummmmm..."

Nero: "Well fine! There's no accounting for taste!"

Jaune: "Except for people with eyes."

Nero: "Oh yeah, you smug little brat? I'll have you know I am showing an exhibit of my photography at a local prestigious art gallery! BEHOLD!"

She shows off several photos.

Yang covers Ruby's eyes. Blake gapes in astonishment. Weiss turns bright red. Ren... Twitches.

Pyrrha: "Um... Well... You're certainly, um... Uh..."

Nora: "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one! She's NAKED!"

Nero: "YES! NUDE PHOTOGRAPHY! OF MYSELF! NAKED! It's BRILLIANT!"

Jaune: "Oh Breaker no..."

Nero: "Hey! Your prudish mother can't tell me how to live my life! Art is about pushing boundaries! And am I not beautiful?! Who wouldn't want to see me nude?!"

Jaune: "I wouldn't!"

Nero: "Well! Everyone else disagrees and they're gonna look at my brilliant photography exhibit! It's because I'm such an artistic genius!"

Jaune: "It's because you're a hot naked blonde!"

Nero: "So you were looking!"

Jaune: "THAT'S WHAT YOU TAKE AWAY FROM THIS?!"

Nora: "YAY! Teach me to be an amazing artist too, Jaune's Auntie!"

Nero: "I will share what I can but be prepared to be disappointed with how you will fail to reach up to my towering artistic genius!"

Nora: "I AM!"

Nero: "THEN LET US BEGIN!"

Nora: "LET'S STEAL SOME ELEPHANTS FROM THE ZOO!"

Nero: "BRILLIANT!"

Jaune: "NO!"

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Nero is a kickass fighter, of course, And actually quite a good musician. But her true passion is to be an artist... Which she totally sucks at.

And she's rather demented.

She's a cousin of Jaune's thanks to some Arcs who intermarried with the nobles of Vitalia (which is sort of like Italy in Remnant) long ago. She dresses like Arturia did in her prime to honor her, and Arturia is fond of her.

Isabel is often exasperated with her actions, along with the rest of the family. But she is a lot of fun.

 

[Dragon Bob]

Nero is a kickass fighter, of course, And actually quite a good musician. But her true passion is to be an artist... Which she totally sucks at.

And she's rather demented.

She's a cousin of Jaune's thanks to some Arcs who intermarried with the nobles of Vitalia (which is sort of like Italy in Remnant) long ago. She dresses like Arturia did in her prime to honor her, and Arturia is fond of her.

Isabel is often exasperated with her actions, along with the rest of the family. But she is a lot of fun.

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I wonder how your could introduce Draco into this version. Maybe her semblance is like Aura Amp, but also amps her insanity.

 

[cavalal386]

I haven't! Do you have a link?

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https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13871607/1/Jaune-and-Courage-the-Cowardly-Dog-complete

Here's an alternative idea.

Why can't Lionheart have a brother?

Jaune and company arrive in Mistral after the fall of Vale, and find not just trouble at Haven, but with the Table Breaker church as well. Leonardo's brother is the spitting image of the ugly bastard stereotype, and a priest of the Table Breaker church to boot. He has an obsession with making Arslan his, and has manipulated his way into forcing Arslan into an arranged marriage with him, by threatening her parents.

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i would like to raise an alternative alternative idea .

Lionheart's brother, whom we shell call John, beside being the spitting image of the ugly bastard stereotype, and a corrupt priest of the Table Breaker church to boot, is actually the good guy. Jaune and company just believe he has an obsession with making Arslan his, and has manipulated his way into forcing Arslan into an arranged marriage with him, by threatening her parents due to false information.

 

[LordofBones]

She's a cousin of Jaune's thanks to some Arcs who intermarried with the nobles of Vitalia (which is sort of like Italy in Remnant) long ago. She dresses like Arturia did in her prime to honor her, and Arturia is fond of her.

Isabel is often exasperated with her actions, along with the rest of the family. But she is a lot of fun.

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Amusingly enough, Carnival Phantasm FGO edition has Arturia and Nero interacting, and by 'interacting' I mean Arty reminds Nero who the face of the Type-MOON franchise is and calls her a 'franchisee' while they're trying to knock each other's blocks off.