[RWBY] RWBY Shorts

[LordofBones]

finally got some time to write some prompts.
-team RWBY due to some shenanigans are currently held in cells by the VPD(Vale Police Department). while they wait for the bail, they learn that Jaune and Ren are on first name basis with the VPD. Ren due to Nora, who they just notices is in the cell next to them, and Jaune due to him helping around the precinct.

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Yang tries flirting with Jaune to them out and just ends up digging herself in deeper and deeper.

Tai: "SEXUAL HARRASMENT?! QROOOOOOOW-"

Some fun ideas:

-Ren offers Blake some Menagerian tea. Jaune cooks her dishes that cat Faunus tend to love. Pyrrha offers to promote Faunus causes and Nora wants to help Blake catch that pesky laser dot. In short, everyone knew she was a Cat Faunus from the start except for RWBY. And when I mean everyone I mean EVERYONE.

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Cardin: "She's so stereotypical that she offends actual cats. How the hell did you not know?"
Velvet: "Uh, her team is...the...y'know...special one."
Jaune: *deep, pitying look*

-Yang is bullying Jaune. Slapping him on the ass, telling him he's cute and handsome, challenging him to fights in Combat Class. Jaune's gonna stand up for himself against her bullying! He'll beat her in combat class and at video games and even at movie watching and kissing... Wait. Is she actually bullying him? Or is something else going on?

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Everyone is genuinely concerned and running interference until Ruby finds out that Yang's been getting tips from Vacuoan telenovelas.

and some more RNJR propaganda

Spoiler: the agenda

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Girls: "Team RWBY, represent!"
Ruby: *nervous laugh* "Oh, right, about that..."
Nora: "Heeey, someone mixed up Ruby's luggage! She's sharing Jaune-Jaune's room!"

 

[zMADLAXz]

and some more RNJR propaganda

Spoiler: the agenda

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This ain't no propaganda, that's just facts.

Or rather,

Teenage friends with MC complex

VS

Teenage Classmates with self -worth issues but will not let you cry

 

[zMADLAXz]

So one thing that was bothering me is that post V9 the world doesn't have its conventional resources anymore.

Dust extraction has halted and a majority of the population is concentrated in Vacuo. Which I think is unable to sustain such a large population.

So to first of all overcome the resources, they need a fuel sources. Petroleum comes to mind and it isn't too far fetched to think about since plastic is a thing in Remnant so they must know bout distillation of crude oil.

Since now they are in Vacuo, which is a desert and if it follows real world logic, has a high probability of having Oil resources.

So now another problem arises, who will become the next 'Schnee'? The one with the control of the most important commodity of the current world?

 

[cavalal386]

Yang tries flirting with Jaune to them out and just ends up digging herself in deeper and deeper.

Tai: "SEXUAL HARRASMENT?! QROOOOOOOW-"

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i think this would fit the second prompt better.

-Jaune wanted to be a hero. just because he failed to get into Becaon doesn't mean he's going to give up on his dream, not when he still has his back-up plan in the from of joining the VPD.

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because is the first prompt Jaune is still a hunter, but help around the precinct as an apologize for Nora's Nora-ness.
where as in the second one he's a cop-in-training who has to deal with the rest of the cast and their shenanigans.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

"Come on, Cowboy! Pony up!"

Jaune looked up from his homework to the table in the JNPR common room. Team RWBY and Pyrrha were gathered around, while Nora and Ren were watching a movie nearby. Yang grinned like a hungry shark as she held up a deck of cards. Jaune's eyes narrowed.

"You stole my playing cards," he accused her. Yang nodded, unrepentant.

"And you'll get them back if you play a few hands with us, Stud," she said, "it'll be aces!"

Weiss groaned in a long suffering tone. Nora scowled from the couch and held up a thumbs down.

"Booo!"

"Wow, it must be really bad if Nora didn't like it," Ruby snickered. Yang shook her head.

"Shut up, Ruby. Come on Jaune! Why won't you play poker with us? Afraid we'll win and get your body~?"

Jaune coughed. Pyrrha blushed and looked speculative, as did Blake. Weiss was bright red and sputtering, but her eyes went to Jaune all the same. Ruby covered her redface, but peeked through her fingers at the cowboy. Jaune finally sighed.

"All right," he said, slowly standing up. He walked to the table and calmly pulled out the one remaining chair. He sat down in it.

"What we playing for? And if it's strip poker, I'm out," Jaune stated flatly.

"Awww," Yang pouted. Weiss cleared her throat.

"Just a friendly game," she stated, holding up a box of chips, "with nothing perverted happening. We just wanted to see your skill, since you said you've played before."

"Of course, that might just be a lie," Yang teased. Jaune scowled.

"I'm not a liar, Miss Xiao-Long," he stated. He looked seriously offended.

"Don't take it so personally, Cowboy!" Yang said with a smile. Jaune's scowl grew deeper. Pyrrha reached out to rest a hand over his.

"She didn't mean anything personal, Jaune," Pyrrha said quietly, "You know this."

Yang winced a bit. She slowly nodded.

"Yeah... I'm just curious about your skills."

Jaune relaxed very slightly.

"Well... If it's just friendly like," Jaune said with a shrug and a small smile. Yang grinned mischievously. She glanced at Ruby and Blake, who nodded. Weiss maintained her poker face, but only just.

Their plan was simple: Win enough to escalate into removing clothing. Jaune was frustratingly polite and reserved, never doffing any clothing around them even in the scorching heat. Even Pyrrha, sweet and "innocent" as she was, was in on the plot.

Between all five of them, they were sure they could get Jaune down to his bare chest at least.

What could possibly go wrong?

Three hours later...

Jaune coughed, looking very uncomfortable as Blake laid in his lap and Yang massaged his shoulders from behind. A huge pile of lien stood in front of him, with various objects tucked in haphazardly.

"Ah... Ladies? Can we call it a night?" Jaune asked.

"NO!" Weiss growled, a fire in her eyes, "I know I'm going to win! I just know it!"

"Not before I win first," Pyrrha stated, as firm and grim as a warrior on a battlefield.

"You got my Crescent Rose!" Ruby said, almost desperate, "I can't let that stand!"

"I didn't ask you to bet that!" Jaune insisted, "I didn't ask you to bet anything! Certainly not Miss Belladonna and Miss Xiao-long's bets!"

"What? You don't want us to be your slave girls?" Yang asked, frustrated but enjoying the blush she got out of him.

"I-You-I certainly didn't mean to win that hand!"

"Well you did, so accept the consequences, nyah," Blake stated, smugly smirking at the fuming Pyrrha, Weiss and Ruby.

Nora for her part was scowling at the movie box.

"What the heck do they mean it's a deconstruction?! Shinji's not the first mentally ill, traumatized giant robot pilot! And the symbolism doesn't mean anything, it just looks cool! And they explain everything that happened! It's not up to your interpretation at all!"

Ren sighed and patted Nora on the back.

"One should never believe the hype," he wisely stated.

 

[TheFabulousCustodes]

The only missing in Jaune's loot pile is Zwei.

 

[ExFelineServer3]

Depending on which version, no, who am I kidding, Evangelion is still packed full of trauma.
Although, at least it mostly makes sense, looking at you FLCL (Fooly Cooly) tv show

 

[Ardrianian]

Nora commenting on the absurdity of giant robots and traumatized pilots should hit just right if she ever runs into Cordovin

 

[SharkCultist]

Blake finds out someone in beacon is stealing her panties and is determined to find out who.

Instead of doing the smart think like setting up a camera or just getting a tracker on a pair she instead decides to search through all the boys underwear drawers (because underwear, even stolen underwear, goes in the underwear drawer).

She doesn't find out who's taking her panties (it's Zwei) but she does find out some things she really didn't want to know.

Cardin wears bunny boxers.

Port wears a tiger print thong.

And Ren wears a pink fundoshi.

But worst of all. The one thing she can't unsee. Is that Jaune wears long-johns and they're stretched all the way down to the knees.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Playing through Zenless Zone Zero, the number of fictional movies they made up for the world and the pop culture was very impressive. So, how about we create some pop culture for Remnant? Movies, games, TV shows, etc, that aren't just expies of things in our world but with a slightly different name?

 

[SharkCultist]

Playing through Zenless Zone Zero, the number of fictional movies they made up for the world and the pop culture was very impressive. So, how about we create some pop culture for Remnant? Movies, games, TV shows, etc, that aren't just expies of things in our world but with a slightly different name?

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Schnee sponsored and made kids show from when Weiss was a little girl.

Dust Detective. Little Weiss solving age appropriate mysteries and puzzles using dust and dust powered toys.

The show was a blatant commercial and Weiss is glad almost nobody remembers it.

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Eon knight. A comic book about a ageless knight trying to hunt down the evil witch who cursed him with his unaging existence.

(Not quite sure if it's someone who knew Ozpins secret and broke ties or salems group. Either way it is 100% someone fucking with Ozpin.)

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I like the idea that the most popular genre in Remnant is Horror. Mostly because they're trying to desensitize the public to it as much as possible.

One of these attempts is a B-lost movie franchise called BloodSoak.

About a seamstress who goes crazy and starts killing people to dye her fabrics the perfect shade of red.

They're currently on their 10th stand alone movie and looking for other franchises to do crossovers.

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Faunus Freedom Force (F3) is a menagerie based band. They were fairly popular for a while among faunus until their songs started taking on a pro white fang slant.

(They don't actually support the white fang but they live close enough to want to keep them happy.)

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One of the most popular games in Remnant is Grimm Eclipse.

A eclipse has happened and the world is flooded with Grimm that haven't been seen before with strange and deadly powers.

Kill Grimm, collect emblems of fallen hunters and use them to purchase their weapons or strengthen the ones you already have.

Clear the city and find a way to end the eclipse.

 

[cavalal386]

Playing through Zenless Zone Zero, the number of fictional movies they made up for the world and the pop culture was very impressive. So, how about we create some pop culture for Remnant? Movies, games, TV shows, etc, that aren't just expies of things in our world but with a slightly different name?

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I have a few pieces of media, but don't know how to change them to fit remnant.

1. Escape from New York.
2. Metal Gear series.
3. Metal Slug. For some reason I thought it was called metal gear slug.
4. SAS rouge heroes.
5. Hogan's heroes.
6. Zombie apocalypse, either infected turn into grimm like creatures or an undead one.
7. Commandos series.

 

[Gur40]

How an Aura-less Ruby can escape the White Fang

Spoiler: She learned it from Blake

What happens when Jaune helps the girls Shop

Spoiler: now which girl is which

Jaune prefers casual wear but has an amazing eye for women fashion

Spared by Hotness

Spoiler: FNKI says No

Not even the Gods could save Neo if Beacon team _WBY and JNPR learned what she'd do

Spoiler: Best Ships To Me

Ruby has 2 hands and the dork knights need a scene together after the Ever After

Spoiler: Moms of Team RWBY

or what Jaune see's in a dead husbands AU

Whitley Needs his own Klein

Spoiler: Whitley Private Maid

Or Sayako from Code Geass... but what if Ellen Joe?

speaking of Ellen Joe

Spoiler: Ellen in Wise harem or after Belle?

Ruby wants her post mission treats Jaune!

What Jaune should have said to CInder

Spoiler: no try to appeal to her lack of humanity

just spell out her fate

 

[cavalal386]

@AndrewJTalon, question!!
Willow had a blonde love interest that she lost(Nick).
Weiss has a blonde love interest that she probably going to lose(Jaune).
But where's Winter's blonde love interest? And don't say it's Jaune, he doesn't count.
Or Whitley's for that matter?

 

[AndrewJTalon]

@AndrewJTalon, question!!
Willow had a blonde love interest that she lost(Nick).
Weiss has a blonde love interest that she probably going to lose(Jaune).
But where's Winter's blonde love interest? And don't say it's Jaune, he doesn't count.
Or Whitley's for that matter?

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Winter's might be Taiyang, which could be interesting.

And Whitley doesn't have a blonde love interest... But he's tsundere towards Ruby.

 

[Gur40]

Winter's might be Taiyang, which could be interesting.

And Whitley doesn't have a blonde love interest... But he's tsundere towards Ruby.

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Winter see's Taiyang and makes Weiss thirst for the Rusted Knight look like a glance
Whitley i was thinking a boy hood crush like a faunus maid a Tohru expy or frederica from re:zero

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Hanging around Beacon trying to find his incompetent older sister was not Whitley's idea of a good time. Indeed, it wasn't anybody's, he suspected. Having to wait outside her plebian dormroom was even worse. And finally, having to tolerate her team leader Ruby Rose was the limit.

Yes she had sat him down and served him, like someone with even the tiniest inkling of manners might do. Though cookies and milk seemed rather insulting, especially when he asked for coffee.

"Sorry!" Rose had apologized with a sheepish grin, "But I'm not allowed to have coffee! Except when I can sneak it." She flushed. "Ah, you won't tell Weiss or Yang that, right?"

Whitley scowled a bit, and nibbled on a cookie. He took a sip of milk, before he finally answered.

"I suppose I won't."

"Great!" She squeaked happily. Whitley fought down a flush, and his heart beat a little faster.

What the hell was that?

She then took out her weapon, and set it on the table. She opened it up, and the blade neatly sliced through his glass, spilling milk all over his lap.

"What the-?!"

"SORRY!" Rose gasped, immediately grabbing some paper towels and running them under the hot water, "Sorry, so sorry! Hang on, let me-!"

She was on him in an instant, rubbing his crotch with hot paper towels. His pale face turned bright red.

"What the hell are you doing?!"

"We have to get the milk out or you'll stink really bad! Trust me, I know what I'm talking about!" Rose insisted. She was practically straddling him, frantically scrubbing away even as his face went a red he didn't think possible.

"G-GET OFF! This isn't helping! I'm going to need a change of clothes-!"

"RIGHT!" Rose cried, "Let-Let me get your pants off!"

Whitley's jaw dropped.

"EXCUSE ME?!"

"IT-IT WON'T TAKE A SECOND!" Rose insisted, her face bright red, "I'LL CLOSE MY EYES!"

"No, wait, get off you crazy-!"

The chair was not the most robust looking thing around. But Whitley thought it was sufficient to hold him just fine. Apparently the carpenter had not anticipated a flailing Huntress being on top of the current occupant.

There was an ominous crack and Whitley fell backwards, Rose falling with him with the widest eyes he'd ever seen.

"UWAH!"

The fall didn't hurt. He did have his Aura unlocked, after all. Nor did the girl falling on top of him hurt at all. He found himself staring into her silver eyes, both of them panting hard, his arms wrapped around her waist.

Wait, when did I do that? She's a Huntress, why would I bother? Her Aura would protect her same as me...

Her face was bright red as she stared back into his flustered gaze.

I... I should really move now... Right?

She was very warm against him. A warmth his body soaked up like an arid desert would soak up the rain.

"U-Um... Sorry," Ruby mumbled.

"Uh... Y-Yeah," Whitley managed, "It's... It's fine."

Gotta let go, his keen mind pointed out, Gotta get away, right now. This is... This is awkward. We just need to let go and fix this up before-

The door slammed open. Both he and Rose looked to the side. A generously proportioned blonde barged in, along with Weiss and a dark haired Faunus girl trying to disguise herself with a hairbow-Badly.

"Hey Rubes! We're back and-" The blonde's eyes turned mirthful as she unleashed a grin full of innuendo. "Oho~? Making a man yours already, Rubes? You work fast!"

"WHITLEY!" Weiss cried, her cheeks red, "What are you doing, seducing my teammate?!"

"Oh my, what a scandal," the dark haired girl said with a slight smirk.

"N-NO!" Rose cried, her hands flailing frantically, "I-I WASN'T! HE DIDN'T!"

As always, Whitley turned to his keen mind to find a solution.

"I would never seduce her so clumsily!"

And for once, it failed him.

 

[cavalal386]

Winter's might be Taiyang, which could be interesting.

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someone please write Yang's, Ruby's and Weiss's reaction to this, now!!!

 

[ExFelineServer3]

"I would never seduce her so clumsily!"
This is the result when someone questions a person's competence who is usually very competent.

 

[LordofBones]

Winter's might be Taiyang, which could be interesting.

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Winter: *staring at an oblivious Tai* "I like my men mature. Dedicated. A little vulnerable. And hung like-"
Weiss: *choking on her tea*

<later>

Weiss: *staring at the Rusted Knight* "Hubba-hubba."

 

[LordofBones]

Weiss scowled, her voice bitter as she scratched Zwei's ears, the dog whining in her lap.

"…Why didn't anyone lie about me being engaged to Arc?"

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Jacques: "I loathe that blonde buffoon and everything he stands for, but I will not have even my most disobedient daughter be forced to live off military rations. Congratulations Winter, you're engaged to Arc's son."
Weiss: "WHAT?!"

 

[SharkCultist]

His (how does he know he's a he?) first memories are fragmented. He's alone in the dark. Bits of vision and sounds cutting in and out at random along with his wakefulness.

"Calibration test is go-"

"Sensor systems on-"


He's sure they are unaware of his consciousness being active, sporadic as it may be.

Though eventually the sights and sounds stop cutting out and he is better able to take stock of his surroundings.

He's in a Laboratory, Atlas tech, most likely experimental R and D (how does he know that?).

The lab is a odd mix of gleaming clean metal and careless mess. Boxes of takeout stacked in the corners out of the way if projects and far too many energy stimulant drink cans crumpled around the area.

He can see but he can't move. Luckily he's facing a reflective surface so he can finally get a look at himself.

Well for one he's not organic judging by the exposed wiring and gleaming purple outer shell.

The completed parts of his body are sleek and smooth, mimicking the shape of a human outside of a few small differences, like the lack of ears or the horn coming out of his forehead.

It was interesting seeing himself but eventually he had his fill and let darkness claim his mind (do robots sleep?).

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It's been 3640 hours since he was last active. Finally something new is happening.

The lab has visitors, an old man and a girl. Though his sensors show the girl doesn't have a pulse.

"Is this him father?"

"Yes Penny this is your brother."

"Why does he not have a human skin like I do?"

"The council refused to give us funding for what they call unnecessary expenses for a combat droid, and with him being unresponsive we haven't given them a reason to reconsider additional funding."

"He does not function?"

"He's online, all systems show green. But when new orders are programmed in they just disappear."

He remembers. The voice appearing in his head.

[Defend humanity] but why should he?

[Fight for the glory of Atlas] what use is glory to a machine?

[Kill the Grimm] a unending enemy? A waste of time on something futile.

No. These orders had no interest to him.

"What's his name father?"

"He doesn't have one yet."

"then may I give him one?"

"Sure."

The touch sensors are still new and uncalibrated but they're good enough to pick up that she's wrapping her arms around him and that her body is exactly 3.59 degrees off from that of a human.

"I look forward to meeting you properly Abel."

His sister leaves soon. Hmm he is feeling warmth in his chest but the sensors detect no temperature changes. He will file a note and enter sleep mode.

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The next time he's awake is jarring. His systems spinning to life suddenly as alarms go off.

They are under attack. White fang. Annoying but of no real importance. All of the critical staff is either evacuated or in panic rooms and this lab is far too deep in the facility to be reached before the military arrive.

Nothing of importance will be lost.


"Halt! You are currently trespassing! Please put down your weapons and lay on the ground."

So why was his sister, who he might add is not yet outfitted with combat capabilities and weapons, confronting a squad of terrorist?

The loss of Penny would be a great blow to the base. A huge loss of research and funding. And the cessation of the only other system made in relation to himself.

Unacceptable.

His limbs had been completed for a while now however he could not move until he had a primary directive finishing his code.

But all the ones He had been given were distasteful to him. But he needed one to move. How.....vexing.

The emotion simulator informed him that he was running a simulation of annoyance that was quickly building into rage.

And as the rage built so to did a dark purple glow from his chest begin to build.

He had a new file in his system.

Semblance: self edit.

Perfect. Now what should he make as a primary directive?

What appeals to him?

[Be a good brother]

His limbs unlocked and yellow optics flashed with menace.

"Ready, willing, and Abel."

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Notes - ok so in my defense. I couldn't resist giving him a catchphrase like Penny and her combat ready thing.

If you need to imagine what he looks like a bit better think of a mix of MegaMan.exe and Evangelion unit 01

 

[LordofBones]

"Hey Rubes! We're back and-" The blonde's eyes turned mirthful as she unleashed a grin full of innuendo. "Oho~? Making a man yours already, Rubes? You work fast!"

"WHITLEY!" Weiss cried, her cheeks red, "What are you doing, seducing my teammate?!"

"Oh my, what a scandal," the dark haired girl said with a slight smirk.

"N-NO!" Rose cried, her hands flailing frantically, "I-I WASN'T! HE DIDN'T!"

As always, Whitley turned to his keen mind to find a solution.

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Whitley: "Good lord! I'd heard that the faunus was so degenerate Menagerie kicked her out and that the blonde made hardened criminals cry from having to listen to her puns, but everyone assured me that Ruby Rose was perfectly normal! Now I find out that she's just as bad?! Is this why father stripped the heirship from Weiss? Is she a depraved wretch too?"
Jaune: "What's going on...Ruby?!"
Whitley: "You there! I need an adult!"
Ren: "I see. Blakeism is contagious."

 

[Gur40]

Ruby + Ren + Arc + Yang + Nikos + Nora + Blake + Weiss = RRAYNNBW

Jaune and Ruby could have meeting about the Schneeblings

Spoiler: Dork meeting

and i can see Whitley and Weiss spy observe them the tsundere

Which Team Memeber fits which Spot

Spoiler: RWBY JNPR

 

[NightDranzer]

Which Team Memeber fits which Spot

Spoiler: RWBY JNPR

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DPS/The Carry: Ruby (RWBY) and Pyrrha (JNPR)
Support/The Tank: Yang (RWBY) and Jaune (JNPR)
The Split Pusher: Weiss and Blake (RWBY) and Ren (JNPR)
The Wild Card: Nora (JNPR)

 

[Gur40]

Ren: "I see. Blakeism is contagious."

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Jaune being the only person Whitley see's as an adult sounds hilarious

Spoiler: Blakeism not even once

 

[cavalal386]

Jaune being the only person Whitley see's as an adult sounds hilarious

Spoiler: Blakeism not even once

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I mean is he wrong?

 

[Gur40]

I mean is he wrong?

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... no, No he is not

Spoiler: No one can predict Nora!

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random idea

Spoiler: Animal God = Juniper

Light, Dark, Blacksmith and Animal the 4 gods of Remnant {None of them deserve the capital G}

 

[Ardrianian]

How an Aura-less Ruby can escape the White Fang

Spoiler: She learned it from Blake

What happens when Jaune helps the girls Shop

Spoiler: now which girl is which

Jaune prefers casual wear but has an amazing eye for women fashion

Spared by Hotness

Spoiler: FNKI says No

Not even the Gods could save Neo if Beacon team _WBY and JNPR learned what she'd do

Spoiler: Best Ships To Me

Ruby has 2 hands and the dork knights need a scene together after the Ever After

Spoiler: Moms of Team RWBY

or what Jaune see's in a dead husbands AU

Whitley Needs his own Klein

Spoiler: Whitley Private Maid

Or Sayako from Code Geass... but what if Ellen Joe?

speaking of Ellen Joe

Spoiler: Ellen in Wise harem or after Belle?

Ruby wants her post mission treats Jaune!

What Jaune should have said to CInder

Spoiler: no try to appeal to her lack of humanity

just spell out her fate

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Vir and the Babylon 5 reference, so appropriate for Cinder!

 

[Bofors40mm]

Reads the word Blakism....has battletech Jihad era flashbacks