Weiss dragged Jaune into RWBY's common room, once again. She points at a dark skinned man in a slick red coat and tasteful white slacks.
Weiss: "You! This-This is another of your crazy relatives!"
Man: "This is mine!"
Picks up a sock "And this is mine!"
Claims a pillow
Jaune: "What?"
Weiss: "Whenever someone weird or bizarre shows up, chances are, it's got something to do with you!"
Jaune: "I have never seen this man in my life!"
Man:
spins around "Who are you?"
Jaune: "Um, I'm Jaune-"
Man: "Doesn't matter, you're mine now!"
Sprays him in the face.
Jaune: "BWEH! BLACH! What is this?"
Man: "You're mine now!"
Blake charges in with a scowl.
Blake: "Uncle Cat!"
Cat: "Oh, hey Blake!"
Weiss:
slow, tense "Your Uncle... Named Cat?"
Blake: "Yes, he's named Cat!"
Weiss: "Isn't that stereotypical?"
Blake: "You don't get to say anything about that-AND HANDS OFF! He's mine!"
Cat: "Well... I saw him first!"
Blake: "You didn't! He's mine!"
Cat:
sniff "Well, I didn't want him anyway! His jeans and boots are a terrible combination!"
Blake: "Get your musk off him!"
Cat: "You do it! That's how it works!"
Blake sighs.
Blake: "He is my fiance!"
Cat: "How long you been together?"
Jaune: "Well, how long do you count these things?"
Cat: "I have a girlfriend for a full twenty minutes once! Great time, got sick of her!"
Weiss opens her mouth.
Blake: "Not. A
word."
Cat: "Woo! So far, this has been a great day! I've eaten five times, slept six, and made many things mine! Except for that!"
Makes a distasteful look at a pillow, which he tosses away "I don't want it!"
Yang and Ruby enter and stare at the mess.
Yang: "Who's this guy?"
Blake: "My uncle."
Cat: "This is mine too!"
Picks up Crescent Rose.
Ruby: "No! No, that's mine!"
Cat: "But I touched it! It's mine!"
Ruby: "No it isn't!"
Cat: "Meowr!"
Ruby: "Give it back!"
Cat: "Nuh uh! Who you think I am, a dog?"
Ruby: "Dogs are better!"
Cat: "Hahaha! How'd you get in, a special needs student scholarship?"
Jaune has to reach out and pull the furious Ruby back.
Ruby: "I'm gonna call Zwei to kick your ass!"
Cat: "HA! That'll be the day!"
Blake: "We're not calling Zwei!"
Blake sighs...
Blake: "Yang? Do you have a... Do you have that..."
mumbles
Yang: "Do I have that what?"
Blake: "Laser... mumble..."
Jaune: "Laser pointer?"
Blake: "JAUNE!"
Weiss:
grins "Ohoho!"
Blake: "Shut up!"
Yang:
snickers, pulls it out "Yup~!"
Blake:
hiss "You said you got rid of it!"
Yang: "And aren't you glad I didn't?"
Blake: "I can't trust you with it!"
Jaune sighs, and takes the laser pointer. He turns it on and points it at the couch.
Cat: "Wha-What's that?"
He pounces on it "Hey! That's mine now too!"
Jaune moved the laser dot around the room, Cat chasing it around until he goes right out the door into the hallway.
Cat: "Hey! Where'd it go?"
Weiss: "Where indeed~?"
Cat: "Hmmm... Oh right! I just decided to see how you're doing!"
Blake:
tightly "I'm
fine! I'm very happy with my fiance!"
Cat: "Great! Now, I'm gonna go make more things mine, and see if I can have sex with something!"
He slinks off, still looking cool as he does so
Weiss:
smug "... Your uncle huh?"
Blake: "Still shut up!"
Blake sighs and hugs Jaune. She makes a face. "Ugh. His musk is still all over you!"
Jaune: "I have questions about that."
Blake: "No. No, you don't."
Jaune: "Yeah, you're right."
Blake: "Now you're having a shower. I will go with you to make sure it's all scrubbed away."
Yang: "Aha. Aha."
grabs Jaune's arm "Yeah no. I'm scrubbing him clean."
Blake: "I am!"
Ruby: "I AM! He touched my Crescent Rose too!"
Weiss:
rolls her eyes "How about I wash off Jaune? It's not like you all have actual feelings for him."
Silence. Yang, Blake and Ruby all flush. Jaune flush.
Weiss: "OH COME ON!"
- - -
I found a new relative for Blake. Should have been obvious really.
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q54lVO7elt0