[RWBY] RWBY Shorts

[GraveyardShift]

Yes Leo. They do.

Ooblek points this out in volume two while he and Ruby watch and discuss a passing Goliath herd. Said herd is maintaining a close presence to Vale but are acting rather passive for Grimm. Ooblek claiming that their old enough to know better then to engage the Captial defense and don't even bother to engage the two hunters they KNOW are there when one actually pauses to look at them before ambling on.

That killing two humans outside the walls would just summon a heavy response in a kill team. They would much rather wait and take advantage of something later. They WANT to survive so they can kill more humans.

This same herd makes a return in volume 3 at the very end matching into Beacon to occupy it during Ruby's voice over.

They played the long game and won.

 

[Chermo]

: I need more..... This isn't my limit

Click to shrink...

He sounds like Akuma... Or evil Ryu

 

[cavalal386]

a crack prompt:
Mia is left alone with Blake.
end result? Mia becomes Blake 2.0. Blake is hiding. Jaune is on a warpath. Vale has declared war on Menagerie. and Grimm productivity has increased.

this is led to a serious prompt:
what traits does Mia pick up from spending time with other people?

a semi-crack prompt:
one day everyone wakes up to find Jaune has been replaced with a golden retriever that answers to Jaune.
to make a long story short, Jaune comes back from Vale, and reveals that:

1. the dog is his. he's looking after the dog for his uncle/family-friend.
2. the dog's name is actual Better Jaune. he was named that as a joke.

 

[GraveyardShift]

A twist on the Blake. Mia didn't become a connoisseur of erotica. She instead became obsessed with a Faunus revolution and now marches around Beacon like a tiny militant shouting slogans and protesting the adults as oppressors.

Jaune still goes on the warpath but has no idea what to do with a Militant Mia.

Granny Kyin-Kyin steps in.

Mia meekly returns to Jaune the following day back to normal but refuses to talk about what happened.

Kyinaye merely smiles and remarks "much like the White Fang. I simply accepted her declaration of war. Also much like the White Fang, she greatly overestimated how much she actually wanted that conflict."

 

[digcat]

Jaune and Weiss are the reincarnation of Beren and Lúthien. They awakened after the fall and know each other at once.

Spoiler

 

[Quietview27]

a semi-crack prompt:
one day everyone wakes up to find Jaune has been replaced with a golden retriever that answers to Jaune.
to make a long story short, Jaune comes back from Vale, and reveals that:

1. the dog is his. he's looking after the dog for his uncle/family-friend.
2. the dog's name is actual Better Jaune. he was named that as a joke.

Click to shrink...

Funny idea that it responds well to 'Jaune' because they think the humans calling him that saw it's human.


"Mm," Pyrrha hummed in content as she slept, "Mmph, hehe stop."

She kicked her feet from a strange ticklish feeling she thought was in her dream. But then it happened again, and again.

"H-huh?" she sat up, eyes still foggy, seeing a head of blond at the edge of her bed, "Jaune?"

When her eyes focused, she then realized the cause of the tickling was from a dog! Her eyes locked with theirs, before their tail began to wag.

"Oh um, hello there," she greeted kindly, offering the dog a smile. It excitedly jumped atop her bed to begin licking her face, "O-oh hehe, you're to sweet!"

She laughed as the excited pup began playfully jumping around her bed, causing her teammates to awake as well. Ren's brows raised a slight bit, but Nora's went wide instantly.

"Puppppppyyyyyyy!" she cheered, "come here buddy!"

It did, and Nora laughed happily as she and the dog play wrestled. Ren and Pyrrha watched this for a bit.

"So when did we get a dog?" Ren asked.

"I-I am unsure. I only just found out. Jaune do you kno-"

She looked to find Jaune not there in his bed. This instantly got her attention because normally a weekend was when Jaune slept in a bit.

"Jaune?" she repeated, then noticed the dog stopped playing, and walked over to her, looking around the room with her, "...Jaune?"

The dog looked up at her, blue eyes full of pure curiosity.

"Jaune got turned into a doggy!" Nora exclaimed in slight horror, "Don't worry fearless leader, we'll turn you back to normal! Ahaha no stop that tickles!"

Pyrrha wanted to try and question her friends line of thinking, but she'd heard of dust mishaps. Ren meanwhile looked to see a note on the fridge.

"Hey, sorry guys! My uncle decided I needed to keep an eye on Julian for a bit. Dropped him off this morning, then gave me a list of things to get him. Should be back around 3. I promise when I get back I'll take care of him fully!"

Now a sensible man would have told Nora and Pyrrha this. However having his morning abruptly ruined had Ren feeling a little mischievous. So he hid the note in his pocket.

"What's wrong!?" Ruby then burst into their dorm, karate stance taken, "Where's the trou- woah!"

The retriever tackled her, and in its friendly glory began to lather her face in slobber.

"Gah! Doggy kisses! Wait a doggy!? When did you guys get one?"

"It's Jaune!" Nora stated, causing the dog to turn to her, "See?! It has to be with how they react to his name!"

"What are you idiot's doi- HUH!" Weiss's eyes sparkled in delight, "Oh who is this lovely one!?"

Now she was being dog kissed, as she happily scratched under their chin, "Oh who's a good boy? You are! Yes you are!"

The dogs tail wagged furiously at the affection.

"Aww," Yang also had sparkly eyes seeing the dog, but Blake behind her had her ears fall flat, and eyes narrow, "Well who's this ball of sunshine?"

"I just said it's Jaune!"

Now that had the 3 go wide eyed, then return to looking at the happy doggo just looking at them all. Meanwhile Zwei who was also at Beacon via Tai wanting his daughters to see him, walked in and ears perked seeing the fellow dog.

As they began lightly barking at each other, conversing about something, the 7 others continued talking.

"So you think the dog is Jaune?" Yang asked, "I can see it I guess. Blond fur, blue eyes, kinda goofy. Sounds like him."

"And he responds quite well," Weiss noted, "Jaune sweetie."

The dog looked to her, tail wagging that had Weiss smile a little.

"Heh, he really is Jaune huh? And hey he might listen if you tell him to stop Weisscream!"

Some of the assembled laughed a bit, and then Jaune whined a bit.

"Jaune?" Ruby frowned, "What's wrong buddy?"

He walked to the door, and whined, but thankfully Yang realized.

"Uh oh. Someone's gotta go potty dontcha Jaunie?"

At the perking of his ears, Yang chuckled, "Alright. Let me grab my slippers and a baggy."

"Oooh he had to poop," Nora smacked her hand in realization, "Ew."

The rest of the day was spent with similar experiences. After cleaning up after him, Yang then pulled out a frisbee, and him and Zwei playfully fought for it for an hour. Weiss eagerly got in as many scratches as she could, enjoying this supposedly new 'Jaune'. Blake of course stuck to staying in her bed, high above where 'Jaune' could reach.

Around 6 pm, the group all settled in JNPR's dorm room, 'Jaune' beginning to fall asleep on Pyrrha's lap.

"Man this new Jaune's kinda cool," Yang teased.

"Yeah right!" they heard Blake yell from RWBY's dorm.

"Scaedy cat! Don't listen to her Better Jaune. You're a delight."

"Glad to hear," the real Jaune spoke from the doorway, an amused grin on his face. A bag of dog food in one arm, and a smaller bag with various items in the other, "Should I inform Ozpin I've been replaced?"

"Jaune-Jaune!" Nora smiled, "Wait. So if you're Jaune-Jaune, then's who's the fuzzball?"

"That," he pointed at the dog, "Is my uncles dog. Come here Julian buddy!"

The dog happily obeyed, rushing to try and tackle him, but Jaune remained unfazed as the dog stood to lick his face.

"Heh, I'm glad to see you to buddy. And before I forget."

He pulled a bone from the smaller bag, and lightly tossed it onto his bed. Julian followed after it, and began to contentedly chew on the bone.

"So why didn't you inform us of this?" Weiss asked, pouting. Jaune raised an eyebrow.

"Whaddya mean? I left a note on the fridge."

"But we didn't see anything! You aren't lying to us are you!?"

"I swear on my family's name! I left it right- Ren."

The black haired boy paused, "Yes?"

"Why do you have paper in your back pocket? Is that my note?"

"......mayhaps."

"...you didn't tell them cause of the smoothie incident didn't you?"

Ren didn't answer, and everyone gave him a flat look. Until Weiss frowned.

"So- he'll have to leave?"

"Whenever my uncle gets done with whatever he was up to."

"And- and when is that?"

Jaune pondered before shrugging, "With him, between 3 days to a few weeks."

"So we might have him for longer?!"

"I guess yeah."

Weiss let out an uncharacteristic squeal, before coughing to calm herself, "I-I mean, that will be quite alright for me."

Everyone gave her an amused look, but for her sake they'd let this one slide. But for precaution, Jaune sent Ms. Goodwitch a message to make sure she was made aware. She was, and if she went to see said dog later, and pet him for a few minutes- well nobody would say a word if they wanted to remain in Beacon.