[RWBY] RWBY Shorts

[cavalal386]

i'm in bit of a dark mood, so i have a prompt for all of you:
Isabel got her wish and raised all 8 of her kids like she wanted too.
how badly did it end? and by badly i don't mean that they found someone to help them later. there's no Kazuma to save Aqua, either a Orochimaru!Jaune or a Knowall!Jaune who never left with Yang, or no Saphron leaving with Terra.
give me your worst timelines.

 

[SharkCultist]

i'm in bit of a dark mood, so i have a prompt for all of you:
Isabel got her wish and raised all 8 of her kids like she wanted too.
how badly did it end? and by badly i don't mean that they found someone to help them later. there's no Kazuma to save Aqua, either a Orochimaru!Jaune or a Knowall!Jaune who never left with Yang, or no Saphron leaving with Terra.
give me your worst timelines.

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Her smothering tendencies just got too much for her. Just one slip up was all it took. Using her biology manipulation to shut one of her kids up.

Then she just kept changing things. Habits she didn't like, ideas she didn't like, things that would take her babies away from her.

A little playing around with brain chemistry and she had perfect little angels. She could even actually make them small. They'll stay her good babies forever.

And anybody who has a problem with it? They can be made to see things her way, just like her husband.

 

[cavalal386]

Her smothering tendencies just got too much for her. Just one slip up was all it took. Using her biology manipulation to shut one of her kids up.

Then she just kept changing things. Habits she didn't like, ideas she didn't like, things that would take her babies away from her.

A little playing around with brain chemistry and she had perfect little angels. She could even actually make them small. They'll stay her good babies forever.

And anybody who has a problem with it? They can be made to see things her way, just like her husband.

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i meant more on line of her regretting what she did, but this is way better.

 

[Gur40]

99% of all Reddits on the Death Battle

Spoiler: Anime Maka vs Ruby

Ironically the Manga version is weaker then the anime version

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If Jaune was living in Vale before Beacon or became the Beacon

Spoiler: Neo or a desperate Katy

and how long for Jaune to figure it out?

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Whitley being the brains of the family has he ever looked up his siblings search history?

Spoiler: Blake and Weiss were online besties

and then years later

Spoiler: Man is a mother magnet

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was Weiss in the closet?

Spoiler: Ice Queendom had her stalk Pyrrha

the fandom called her a useless lesbian but she was a disaster bi the entire time

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Summer lived! Helping train the kids

Spoiler: bragging rights

Why is Yang dressed like a medieval peasant?

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Ruby taking Jaune advice instead of Yang or god forbid Blake

Spoiler: Vytal fixing

Or if Neo killed Cinder instead of being an idiot

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Jessica saving Jaune

Spoiler: Blake put down the camera

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The Real Reason Oz Never Made Salem Public

Spoiler: SIMPS

or i can fix her/i can make her mine types

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Cinder All Of V9

Spoiler: I bet she told everyone not named Salem She killed Ruby

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Maple Being a SEW

Spoiler: cousin/half sister idea

Which do you prefer Cousin or half sibling?

 

[SharkCultist]

99% of all Reddits on the Death Battle

Spoiler: Anime Maka vs Ruby

Ironically the Manga version is weaker then the anime version

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If Jaune was living in Vale before Beacon or became the Beacon

Spoiler: Neo or a desperate Katy

and how long for Jaune to figure it out?

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Whitley being the brains of the family has he ever looked up his siblings search history?

Spoiler: Blake and Weiss were online besties

and then years later

Spoiler: Man is a mother magnet

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was Weiss in the closet?

Spoiler: Ice Queendom had her stalk Pyrrha

the fandom called her a useless lesbian but she was a disaster bi the entire time

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Summer lived! Helping train the kids

Spoiler: bragging rights

Why is Yang dressed like a medieval peasant?

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Ruby taking Jaune advice instead of Yang or god forbid Blake

Spoiler: Vytal fixing

Or if Neo killed Cinder instead of being an idiot

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Jessica saving Jaune

Spoiler: Blake put down the camera

T

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The Real Reason Oz Never Made Salem Public

Spoiler: SIMPS

or i can fix her/i can make her mine types

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Cinder All Of V9

Spoiler: I bet she told everyone not named Salem She killed Ruby

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Maple Being a SEW

Spoiler: cousin/half sister idea

Which do you prefer Cousin or half sibling?

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I'm pretty sure we've brought up Maple before in this thread.


Also I'm pretty sure Yang is dressed in shitty clothes because she's a brawler in training. Don't wanna ruin the good clothes yeeting yourself at a tree.

 

[Gur40]

I'm pretty sure we've brought up Maple before in this thread.

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ya, i just want to start it up again
which do you prefer? Cousin Maple another Silver Eye Warrior or Yang aged half Sibling?

Also I'm pretty sure Yang is dressed in shitty clothes because she's a brawler in training. Don't wanna ruin the good clothes yeeting yourself at a tree.

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oh! that makes alot of sense

 

[SharkCultist]

ya, i just want to start it up again
which do you prefer? Cousin Maple another Silver Eye Warrior or Yang aged half Sibling?


oh! that makes alot of sense

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Im partial to the sibling angle. Just because it's a little weird to me of cousins end up too similar.

It makes me think about that news article about the twin brothers who married twin sisters and both had twin sets of kids.

 

[Gur40]

Im partial to the sibling angle. Just because it's a little weird to me of cousins end up too similar.

It makes me think about that news article about the twin brothers who married twin sisters and both had twin sets of kids.

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Now did Summer get with Qrow to have Maple? or a 1 night stand?
I remember everyone agreeing rando that was alive

 

[cavalal386]

Now did Summer get with Qrow to have Maple? or a 1 night stand?
I remember everyone agreeing rando that was alive

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depends, if you want drama go with Qrow.
if you want comedy go with a still alive rando civ.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

99% of all Reddits on the Death Battle

Spoiler: Anime Maka vs Ruby

Ironically the Manga version is weaker then the anime version

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God I fucking hate Death Battles. It's just ridiculous. It's not based on anything but fan appeal and bullshit. And yeah, sure, I don't think Ruby could win but goddamnit, surely there is a more creative approach to this than just "fight to the death". Ugh.

 

[Bommel]

Just had a very silly idea.
Someone, lets say Nepture tries to tries to woo Weiss, and gives her a large bouquet of white roses (or whatever flower fits better), only for Weiss to back up in outright fear.
She's actually very allergic to those flowers, and while they're not deadly, they give some very painful and incredibly itchy rashes, as well as just making her sneeze a whole bunch and make her nasal and air cavities completely clog up.

It can fit with just about any 2 character, but Weiss and Neptune were the ones that came to mind first.

 

[RandomDragon]

Jaune reconizes the situation and diffuses it, all the while calming Weiss down (7 sisters, I'm pretty sure at least one or someone else juane would know since his mother is a doctor would have a similar allergy.)

He then goes on with his medical knowledge on such things, trying to keep things from exploding outwards (in his mind), until Weiss connects the dots that juane is the son of That doctor Arc.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

I have also had some thoughts for Arslan. We don't really have a proper kuudere character in RWBY-Blake doesn't really count. So since Arslan has to control her emotions for her Semblance, let's make her our kuudere!

She wouldn't be to Rei Ayanami levels. She's more like if Starfire was in the body of Raven and had to keep her emotions under control at all times. And she's warm and kind to people. But her deadpan nature means she often assumes people understand what emotion she was trying to convey. She does have blindspots. But she also has a wicked sense of humor.

Arslan: "I cannot actually cause someone's heart to explode with my Aura techniques... But bandits don't know that and are often stupid. Well, not specifically. It's really hard to blow up someone's heart and I'd prefer not to do it. It's a hassle and if they surrender, they have a chance to redeem themselves."

And of course, she would tease Jaune.

Arslan: "Oh no. You have seen me nude, Jaune Arc."

Jaune: "AH! NO! I-I'm sorry-"

Arslan: "I can no longer be a bride. Will you take responsibility?"

Jaune: "WHAT?!"

Arslan: "... I am joking. Was that not clear?"

It could also explain why Pyrrha, who has terrible social skills, failed to pick up that Arslan wanted to be her friendly rival.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Beacon hosts a Soapbox Derby. It goes about as well as you'd expect.

Weiss : Ruby you can't put an engine on your car.

Ruby: Why not?!

Weiss: Because that makes it not a soapbox car, it's just a gocart! Also, you can't have a dynamic suspension system! The point is that it's supposed to be in budget!"

Ruby: "It is!"

Weiss: "You spent our budget on TIRES!"

Ruby: "WE NEED TIRES!"

Weiss: "NOT RACING CAR TIRES!"

Ruby: "Ugh, I suppose you want me to remove the rocket boosters too!"

Weiss: "YES!"

With Team SSSN...

Neptune: "GUYS! WE NEED TO GET THIS DONE! AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO CARES?!"

Scarlet: "Pretty much."

Sage: "Yeah."

Sun: "You won't let me touch anything."

Neptune: "YOU WRECKED IT BEFORE!"

Sun: "But you said you needed the frame assembled together!"

Neptune: "YOU DID IT UPSIDE-DOWN!"

Sun: "So? Can't you just pilot it upside down?"

Neptune: "NO! I WON'T LOOK COOL LIKE THAT!"

Team JNPR works as a well oiled machine... Though they have some hiccups.

Jaune: "We're not dropping grenades, Nora."

Nora: scoff "Well what am I even here for?!"

Team CMEN...

Mercury gets surprisingly into it.

Mercury: "My father had me enter a soapbox derby just so we could assassinate a guy. It was the only time he even acted like a good dad in my entire life. So we're gonna win this, not for him... But for me. ME!"

How does everyone else react to it? What do they build? And who wins the race?

 

[Bommel]

So since Arslan has to control her emotions for her Semblance, let's make her our kuudere!

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What would her Semblance be anyway?
She never shows what it is in canon, nor was it revealed in some suplemenry material.

 

[Ardrianian]

What would her Semblance be anyway?
She never shows what it is in canon, nor was it revealed in some suplemenry material.

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Lions' pride? Like the more emotional high she gets, the more powerful she gets, which causes a berserker spiral, which is why she needs to keep her emotions under control.

 

[Unknown_One]

Beacon hosts a Soapbox Derby. It goes about as well as you'd expect.

Weiss : Ruby you can't put an engine on your car.

Ruby: Why not?!

Weiss: Because that makes it not a soapbox car, it's just a gocart! Also, you can't have a dynamic suspension system! The point is that it's supposed to be in budget!"

Ruby: "It is!"

Weiss: "You spent our budget on TIRES!"

Ruby: "WE NEED TIRES!"

Weiss: "NOT RACING CAR TIRES!"

Ruby: "Ugh, I suppose you want me to remove the rocket boosters too!"

Weiss: "YES!"

With Team SSSN...

Neptune: "GUYS! WE NEED TO GET THIS DONE! AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO CARES?!"

Scarlet: "Pretty much."

Sage: "Yeah."

Sun: "You won't let me touch anything."

Neptune: "YOU WRECKED IT BEFORE!"

Sun: "But you said you needed the frame assembled together!"

Neptune: "YOU DID IT UPSIDE-DOWN!"

Sun: "So? Can't you just pilot it upside down?"

Neptune: "NO! I WON'T LOOK COOL LIKE THAT!"

Team JNPR works as a well oiled machine... Though they have some hiccups.

Jaune: "We're not dropping grenades, Nora."

Nora: scoff "Well what am I even here for?!"

Team CMEN...

Mercury gets surprisingly into it.

Mercury: "My father had me enter a soapbox derby just so we could assassinate a guy. It was the only time he even acted like a good dad in my entire life. So we're gonna win this, not for him... But for me. ME!"

How does everyone else react to it? What do they build? And who wins the race?

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Yang gets into it as well. Using her mechanical knowledge from her work on bumblebee. Blake is 50/50. She enjoys it from the simple pleasures of seeing a wheel spin, but is not one for the assembly of it all.

Pyrrha would be puzzled at the idea, but enthused at how balanced the car finishes up. Ren is the one keeping Nora from trying to Jerry-rig grenade launchers, and enjoying the balancing act of aerodynamics and stability.

Cinder would be annoyed, Neo would be bored but they both decide to indulge Mercury's obsession with winning. Emerald has a surprisingly good time.

Winner? Tie between JNPR and CMEN with RWBY right behind by a couple centimeters.

Run-off winner is CMEN. Let Mercury have a feel-good finish. JNPR take the loss with grace, and their gracious acceptance of defeat and genuine happiness for CMEN's victory causes the plan to go awry.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

What would her Semblance be anyway?
She never shows what it is in canon, nor was it revealed in some suplemenry material.

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I gave her the ability to increase her Aura power and control by several times as long as she controls her breathing. Based on Hamon from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. As long as she stays calm and controls her breathing, she's able to use very powerful Aura techniques and learn them fast. She still works very, very hard, of course, and the downside is she has to stay very controlled constantly to fight. But it feels like it would fit her.