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[Gur40]

Weiss getting Amped by Jaune and matching Salem Army summon per Grimm is something i wish canon would do

Spoiler: summons

that or make a petting zoo for kids, i think Weiss would enjoy that

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we've had the God of Darkness be NSFW but what about wholesome?

Spoiler: Uncle Dark

GoD thinks GoL had a one night stand on Remnant resulting in SEW and as the GOOD SIBLING, he'll step up as the worlds best uncle to Ruby... and if he finds out about the Hound and what Salem has been doing to HIS Grimm?

 

[digcat]

Jaune and Yang

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[AndrewJTalon]

The Keeper

Isabel had run through every other option she could.

Every medical method. Every Dust formulation she had ever trusted. Every desperate little trick her Semblance would let her force on a child's failing body. She had even asked the other half of herself and still it was not enough.

Jaune was eight. He should have been tearing through the orchard with his sisters, not lying in the spare room at Arc-En-Ciel with a rattle in his chest that no Aura, no Healing Dust, and no amount of Total Body Control could silence for long.

Even with Aura, if she ever unlocked it, the life ahead of him looked long and dark.

So she made a request.

The hospital wing was quiet that night. Nick had finally been bullied into taking the other children home. The monitors hummed. Jaune slept with shallow, expensive little breaths.

Isabel sat on the edge of the bed and folded her hands in her lap so they would stop shaking. She knew exactly what she was asking... Yet she had to say it out loud.

"…Meryt," she whispered. "I… I am almost afraid to ask—"

The voice inside her did not make her wait. It never had.

I know the depth of feeling you have for your son, Isabel. Am I not part of you? I have seen the boy through your eyes for all these years. Seen all your children.

A warmth moved around Isabel's spine, old and certain. Not a god. Not a parasite. Just Meryt-"Beloved" in its language. Isabel's ever present companion.

How could I not choose to save him?

Isabel closed her eyes. The relief that hit her was so sharp it felt like grief.

"…Thank you."

Your grandmother offered me sanctuary when my last host was dying. Your father the same, when the time came. Your family has been nothing but kind to me. It would be my honor.

Isabel turned Jaune gently onto his side. Doctor's hands. Mother's hands. She swept his blond hair off the nape of his neck and rested two fingers there, counting the pulse.

"You'll be kind," she said, not quite a question.

Always.

The leaving hurt the way a pulled tooth hurt — a bright, clean absence. Isabel felt Meryt uncoil from the base of her skull, a slender living ribbon of pale gold slipping free into the waiting cup of her palm. For a moment she was only one person again, and the quiet inside her own head was enormous.

She set Meryt against the back of Jaune's neck.

The creature entered the way they always had: swift, precise, no tearing. Jaune's breath hitched once in his sleep. The rattle in his chest softened, and it vanished. Color came back into his mouth. The monitors, which had been negative for weeks, settled into a strong, healthy rhythm.

Isabel stayed there until she was sure. Until the small presence that had lived in her for decades finished seating itself along her son's spine and went still, working.

She did not sleep.

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Jaune Arc, age eight, woke the next morning whole.

No difficulty breathing. No pain. He was full of energy in a way he had almost forgotten how to be. Sunlight from the window lay across the quilt. He could smell breakfast from downstairs. He could smell.

He sat up.

"Huh…? What happened?"

The door opened. His mother came in with a mug and a look he did not recognize at first — not the doctor face, not the scary-when-angry face. Just his mom, tired and smiling.

"Hello, sweetie." She sat on the bed and brushed his hair off his forehead with two fingers, the way she always did when she was checking for fever and pretending she wasn't. Her other hand, light as anything, found the nape of his neck and rested there. "How are you? How do you feel?"

Jaune thought about it.

"Good... Really good... But my head feels weird."

Isabel's mouth twitched. "Well. I tried a new method to heal you. Or rather... An old method. Meryt agreed to blend with you."

He looked at her for a long time. Eight years old, and already too good at putting pieces together.

"…So I'm the Keeper now?" His voice went small. "Will… will you be okay?"

"I'll be just fine." She said gently. "She's a Tok'ra, Jaune. Not one of the other kind. She asked. She'll keep asking. If you ever want her to leave, she will."

He believed her, because she said it the same way she said eat your vegetables and your father is an idiot but he's our idiot. Then the next thought arrived, bright and stubborn.

"So… can I get my Aura now? You said the Keeper had to be a Hunter too, so they could protect Meryt."

Isabel went still.

Jaune bowed his head, then looked up with different eyes. His voice came out modulated.

"It will keep us both safer, Isabel. I know how you feel but this is the reality of the situation."

The silence stretched. She looked at his face — the color already back in it, the bright eyes — and she sighed, long and quiet.

A Tok'ra in an unlocked person was just a target.

"…Yes."

Jaune's whole body lit up, as he took control again. He grabbed her hand.

"Thanks, Mom. Don't worry though. I'll be careful."

"You'd better," she said, "And Meryt? You'd... Better be prepared to deal with hormones when he hits his teens."

Meryt gently took over with wry smirk that didn't fit on Jaune's young face.

"Oh believe me, I'm more than familiar."

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Written with help from LeechBlade.

 

[digcat]

Dragonslayer baby on the way.

Spoiler

 

[ExFelineServer3]

That was an unexpected take on a Tok'ra origin, but believable.
Mount Yang must be traversed and the summit reached! (Again, and again, and again as all three peaks must be accounted for!)

 

[Ardrianian]

That was an great intro. It makes me wonder if the Tok'Ra genetics blend with the hosts over enough generations, the host becomes a psuedo-harecess using the Tok'Ra as the primer to unlock genetic memory a la Assassin's Creed Animus?

 

[AndrewJTalon]

That was an great intro. It makes me wonder if the Tok'Ra genetics blend with the hosts over enough generations, the host becomes a psuedo-harecess using the Tok'Ra as the primer to unlock genetic memory a la Assassin's Creed Animus?

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It's possible. This To'kra might have been stranded on Remnant a thousand years ago and just stuck with Arc family hosts. Their powerful Auras may have helped the Tok'ra regenerate as well and extend his/her lifespan.

 

[Gur40]

How some Vytal Festival Teams Act

Spoiler: team parents

i feel like Scarlet and May covering for there leaders immaturity would be funny

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licence meme

Spoiler: Ruby edition

literal T-pose for the id

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Jaune recovering from being the Rusted Knight needed some papers

Spoiler: Weiss plan

why do i feel he'll have more then 1 marriage form in the pile?

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Roman was a preformer while Neo was a trained killer

Spoiler: 1v1 difference

 

[digcat]

Something happened teams JNPR and RWBY are in the past. They need to get back to the future so they go on a mission with teams AARN and STRQ.

 

[Sliverhero]

Something happened teams JNPR and RWBY are in the past. They need to get back to the future so they go on a mission with teams AARN and STRQ.

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And PRWBY have to keep AARN and STRQ together as Jaune keeps accidently saving the girls and now they have crushes on Jaune.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

A few prompts:

-Glynda needs a date for an official government shindig. RWBY and JNPR try to help her find a date! Shenanigans ensue.

-Cowboy!Jaune tries to be less of a cowboy. To be more "official" and "professional" and "gentlemanly". How does that go?

-Ruby tries to prove she's a lady by forcing Jaune to take her on a date.

 

[Bommel]

This might be a bit of a hot take, but I think that Nora breaking up with Ren is a good thing.
While the fight they had before it was kinda dumb in my opinion, Nora's reason for tempararily breaking up is solid in my oppinion.
She wants to figure out her own personal identity, as she's been with Ren so long that she doesn't know who she is without him, which is basically codependency.
Nora recognising that that codependency isn't good for either of their mental and emotional health, nor good for a healthy relationship.
So she breaks the relationship off tempararily so she, and by extention them together, can have a healthier later on (as it seemed to me that Nora always intended to get back with Ren eventually).

-Glynda needs a date for an official government shindig. RWBY and JNPR try to help her find a date! Shenanigans ensue.

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After shenanigans Jaune ends up being Glynda's date, cause the shindig is too important for Beacon not to have representatives there.
Jaune has to use a fake ID (or similar) to say he's older to get in, and the reason nobody finds out is because all of the single moms there flirt with him, so nobody suspects him.

Or better yet, make them going there part of a spy mission Glynda has to do, and Jaune ends up getting almost all the information they were send there to gather (as well as way more additional useful intel), just from the house wifes who flirted with Jaune (and maybe also 3 he had a foursome with), and maybe some of the other mature women as wel.

-Cowboy!Jaune tries to be less of a cowboy. To be more "official" and "professional" and "gentlemanly". How does that go?

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Maybe he starts coming across as a Western villain (ya know, like the sophisticated southern gentlemen that destroys a whole town to get oil, or a native reserve to lay railroad tracks)?

 

[Arkan10]

Jaune unknowingly finds a wish-granting artifact and uses it as a keychain; he accidentally wishes for the ability to read women's minds because he wants to ask Weiss out, all while remaining oblivious to what he is doing wrong.

 

[Arkan10]

I have another idea: this time, the girls from *RWBY* have the artifact, and due to a misunderstanding, Ruby wishes they could all know what Jaune is thinking; consequently, they all hear his thoughts about them—though Pyrrha is the only one not present.

 

[cavalal386]

Jaune unknowingly finds a wish-granting artifact and uses it as a keychain; he accidentally wishes for the ability to read women's minds because he wants to ask Weiss out, all while remaining oblivious to what he is doing wrong.

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Wasn't there a Mel Gibson movie with that plot?

 

[Sliverhero]

Wasn't there a Mel Gibson movie with that plot?

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There was

 

[dragon_cloud16]

Wasn't there a Mel Gibson movie with that plot?

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Yes and it was called 'What Women Want.'

Although after looking it up, he got his telepathy via a hair drier falling into the bathtub with him. Although it has been a popular 'wish' for things involving Genies as well as the Twilight Zone I believe at least once.

 

[John Jackson]

Jaune unknowingly finds a wish-granting artifact and uses it as a keychain; he accidentally wishes for the ability to read women's minds because he wants to ask Weiss out, all while remaining oblivious to what he is doing wrong.

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Then cinder walks by and things take a turn…