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[RWBY] RWBY Shorts

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LordofBones said:
-During a group breakfast, Yang discovers that Jaune takes wine with his morning meal. Hilarity ensues when she tries to prove that she's no lightweight and thinks he's questioning her badassery.

-Jaune did a stint as a bartender and knows his drinks and cocktails, inside and out. Yang is seriously offended when he questions her taste in drinks, because what does goody-two-shoes Arc know?

Yang: "...This is to certify that Jaune Nicholas Arc is a member of the International Union of Bartenders and Mixologists in good standing - There's no such thing!"
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The morning was quiet, aside from Nora's pancake snarfing, but otherwise peaceful for team JNPR. Jaune was talking about a potential team maneuver for team exercises later that week.

"So I was thinkin right," he took a bite of a bacon piece, "If me and Pyr served as a frontline defense you know, since we have shields we could serve as a blockade for grimm or opponents."

"Sounds a bit risky for human opposition," Ren noted, "But rather sound for Grimm. They tend for more outright offense than us."

"Exactly! So while me and Pyr keep the Grimm focused on us, you and Nora could-"

"Morning guys!" Ruby's cheerful voice called out.

"Mornin Crater Face!"

She blew out a raspberry which he returned, causing the two to giggle, and some of the others to join at the playful banter. But then Yang approached, and snagged his drink.

"Sorry VB," her grin didn't seem apologetic whatsoever, "But I need a drink real quick."

"Yang wait no!" he tried to stop her, but it was to late. It took a rather shockingly short time for something to happen.

"Why? Wassaproblem," the blond brawler began to sway, her cheeks turning a slight red.

"Oooooh gods," Jaune murmured in worry.

"Uuuh, you okay Yang?" Ruby asked, worried for her sisters sudden shift in behavior, "Jaune, what did you have for a drink?"

He didn't answer for a bit, which worried present company more, before he let out a loud sigh, "Some of my family's personally made wine brand."

"You're family makes wine?" Blake asked, partially shocked.

"You were drinking wine for breakfast?!" Weiss half shouted, "How?! Why!?"

"Hey hey, I grew up drinking all sorts of the stuff alright! At this point it's basically like apple juice to me. Guess Yang didn't have quite the same tolerance."

"Hey!" the drunk blond sent an annoyed look, eyes red, "wadid you jusss say bout me?"

"Ehh, that you're very cute Yang."

"Oh," she let out a warm giggle, "thanksssshhh"

"This is gonna be a long day huh?"

"Oh oh can we all try it?!"

"Nora no!"
 
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