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[Sift Green]

And of course this one was originally posted on Jaune's birthday:

Happy birthday to Jaune Arc-The closest thing to a fully realized character this show has.

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"Thanks for helping us set this up guys," Nora said as she looked around the room taking in all of the decorations Team SSSN had set up.

"Don't mention it," Sun replied as he got down off of a ladder, having just finished putting up a banner that read Happy Birthday in a loud font. "Jaune's a stand up guy and we're happy to help!"

"How much longer until Jaune's back?" Ruby asked as she made some final adjustments to the pile of presents.

"Renny sent a text a little bit ago saying they just boarded the Bullhead back to Beacon, so we have like fifteen minutes, twenty tops," Nora answered. She looked to the door impatiently, "Which means we're cutting it close on the cake..."

The double doors swung open letting Coco and Velvet come into the room. The two of them then held the doors open for the boys on their team and all the boys of Team CRDL to come in holding a cake so massive it required all six of them to cary it safely.

"Why is that cake so huge?" Weiss asked in confusion. "That's way too much for all of us to eat!"

"That's because this cake has a hidden chamber for a lady to hide in and pop out of once we finish singing Happy Birthday," Nora explained as she pulled a skimpy costume out of a bag and handed it to Pyrrha.

"Oh. Oh my," Pyrrha's cheeks became as crimson as her hair as she took it all in.

Yang looked the costume up and down with a calculating glint in her eye while taking Pyrrha's stunned state as hesitation. Sensing an opportunity of sorts she sauntered forward.

"Well I believe the tradition actually involves a blonde bombshell popping out of the cake, so why don't you just hand that over Cereal Girl and I'll-" Yang's pitch came to a halt as Nora clamped a hand on the brawler's shoulder.

"Pyrrha's my present to Jaune-Jaune this year," Nora's tone brokered no argument. "If you want to be my present to him you need to get in line."

"There's a line?" Yang asked incredulously.

"Yep," Nora confirmed. "May's going to be next year's present, and Ruby's already volunteered for the year after that."

"WHAT!" Yang spun about to look at her sister.

"I'm letting May go before me because it will take two more years for me to be legal in all jurisdictions," Ruby explained.

"THAT WASN'T MY QUESTION!"

Meanwhile Pyrrha had started giggling like a loon while Coco and Velvet helped her get into the cake and change into her costume.

 

[emileano154]

well since people are starting to bring their favorite posts from the other side here is mine

He has come to see us


Team JNPR and RWBY have come back to Beacon after a week on the frontier patroling grim. Team RWBY enters their dorm room only to discover it completely destoried.

Yang "who trashed our dorm?!"
Blake "It must have been the demon you and Ruby insist on keeping in the room he must have done it"
Wiess " this is too much damage for one dog"
Ruby "And Zewi is with our dad right now"

Team JNPR opens their door to find two drunk men half naked just getting up cause everyone on the floor heard the screams from RWBY. A tall one in gray is barly standing "my head what's with the all the noise" before falling to the ground. one in his underclothes sits up and rubs his head "where the fuck am I?"
Jaune "I know that voice uncle henry?" Jaune looked down at the hungover swordman. Henry "Jaune I come to visit you but please excuse me" Henry pull out a bottle with a dog painted on the side and drank it then drank one with the picture of marigold flower and handed two bottles to Qrow for him to drink and both men were now more awake and steady.

Henry "apologies everyone I came here to visit Jaune but ran into an old friend" Yang butted in "and you know drunkle Qrow how?" FLASH BACK Qrow and Henry are in a bar drinking FIVE MINUTES LATER they are in an alleyway puking TEN MINUTES LATER Henry has Qrow in a head lock punching him in the face and both men were screaming SEVEN MINUTES LATER police show up and try to arrest both men Henry breaks free and starts running "NEVER YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE" he tries to cross the street as everyone is shouting for him to stop and then a speeding truck hits him dead on and sends him flying.

Henry is covered by a white sheet and the police made Qrow sit next to the body much to his displeaser as the cops were writing thier reports and talking to the truck driver. one cop is radioing in "dispatch we have two drunk civis one of which is DOA". another cop is calming down the truck driver "he just came out of nowhere I hit the breaks but this thing does not stop on a lien card" cop 2 "sir its okay you are not going to get charged for anything" while the cops were busy waving away people and filling out reports the white sheet that covered Henry shuffled and a pair of hands was lockpicking Qrows cuffs.

Dead Henry? "Qrow focus you bad luck semblence and we will both run when they are distracted" Qrow did as ordered and a cop car had its siren blare louder and louder before bursting into flames and when everyone was scared by the sudden fire both men disapeared. A few minutes after that a report was made about a bulhead hijack heading towards Beacon. Qrow "how did you survive that impact?!" Henry laughing "Ive been beaten up by 10 men coming at me at the same time and fallen for a mile high cliff and i lost count the number of times I've been shot stabed and ambushed and I do not know HOW TO FLY THIS THING!!!" Qrow rushes to the controls but to late the bull head crashes into the head master office.

Henry "Me and Qrow have been on huntsmen jobs countless times before and have saved each other multple times so much that we are practically brothers now" Qrow looking around for his pants "yeah Henry is a one man army and his decoctions and potions have always helped in the middle of a fight" Yang narrows her eyes "so uncle Qrow what is his full name?" Qrow freezes and starts to sweat before Jaune takes over " Henry Skalitz Argentum Arc my father basically adopted him into the family after his hometown was pillaged and burned by bandits he basically went on revenge rampage on every known bandit clan before being thrown from a cliff surviving by landing ontop of the bandit he dragged down cause the leader did not care her own men and my father and mother found him and mom patched him up and taught him how to fight and patch himself up his potions are all his own invention". Qrow is now sweating more intensly before Henry angerly goes "That so called bandit queen who not only lead the assult on my home village, killed my parent and tried to kill me multiple times was Raven Brandwen" before he slowly remembered why he tried to kill Qrow last night.

Qrow with his hands in front of him "I hate that bitch of sister but I do not know where she is" Henry is just still as tension climbs "Everyone I must apologize but please excuse my exessive use of force KURVA REVENGE RAMPAGE!!!" as Henry launches himself in a flying tackle which propels the both of them back into RWBY's room . Qrow tried to dodge but his bad luck causes him to lock up and they land on remains of Weiss's bed before the ropes holding Ruby's bed snap and the bed falls on the both them. after a second the bed is suddenly thrown into the ceiling and both men are in rolling fist fight before another hit of Qrow's bad luck throws both men out the window. Ruby sheepishly "uh we are like on the 20th floor are they are going to be okay right?" both RWBY and JNPR hear Henry go "you shall die with me" before hearing a splash and Miss Goodwitch about to rip a man's skull out of their head so she could beat them to death with it.

Yang Ruby and Jaune "NOT AGAIN"