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[RWBY] RWBY Shorts
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ThunderBasilisk
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Man Blake being such a stereotype is never not funny
TheFabulousCustodes
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Isn't this the second time she's been kidnapped by the White Fang?
AndrewJTalon
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These chapters are more jokey omakes but yes.
KarasAdamas
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This one is hilarious and should be expanded into a snippet. I've always been a fan of Shut-In Salem who's addicted to gaming and the internet.
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Probably results in Cinder being brutally executed if she breaks long range communication as per her canon plan
Jedi Jaune and Arguments
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The Beacon RWBY common room had turned into a war zone.
Not with Grimm. Not with training. But with four very dangerous young women who all had very good reasons (in their minds) to fight one Jaune Arc.
Yang slammed her fist on the table. "I'm telling you, we train him up first! Then we fight him! That's the Mandalorian way! You don't just murder a Jedi in his sleep! You test your mettle against him when he's at his strongest! Fighting a real Jedi is awesome!"
Ruby nodded so hard her hood flopped. "Yeah! And then after we beat him, we can… you know… keep him. He'd make really good breeding stock for the clan!"
Weiss's eye twitched. "Excuse me?! We get him? He's far more valuable to the Nightsisters! Our grudge against the Jedi goes back centuries! Plus he's tall, healthy, and has that ridiculous golden aura! Perfect genetic material! He could sire an entire generation of force-sensitive warriors!"
Yang pointed at her. "He's Mandalorian breeding stock now! Ruby and I called dibs!"
Ruby raised her hand like she was in class. "I agree with Yang! He's ours!"
Pyrrha, who had been quietly sipping tea in the corner like a proper lady, finally set her cup down with a soft clink.
All three turned to look at her.
Pyrrha smiled. It was the same gentle, perfect smile she showed the world every day.
Except her eyes were glowing faintly red.
"As a Sith," she said calmly, "I am superior to all of you. The Sith have fought the Jedi for thousands of years. Longer than your Mandalorian clans. Longer than your Nightsister covens. Jaune Arc is not only a Jedi, he's a descendant of Arturia Pendragon and Shirou Arc, two of the mightiest warriors on this planet. He belongs with me. He will join the Dark side. He will rule beside me. And together, we will bring the galaxy to its knees."
The room went dead silent.
Then Yang snorted. "Yeah, good luck with that, Cereal Girl. He's too nice to go full Sith."
Ruby nodded. "He still says 'please' when he asks for extra cookies."
Weiss crossed her arms. "And he blushes when you hold his hand. Some dark lord he'd make."
Pyrrha's smile never wavered. "He simply hasn't been properly… persuaded yet."
The argument exploded again, louder than before.
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In the quiet common room across the hall, four people were enjoying a perfectly normal evening.
Jaune was sprawled on the couch with a book. Nora was upside-down in an armchair, eating cereal straight from the box. Ren sat beside her, calmly sipping tea. Blake was curled up on the opposite couch with her latest novel, scowling at Jaune every so often.
Nora suddenly sat up (still upside-down). "Hey Jaune! Can you mind control people to give me candy?"
Jaune didn't even look up from his book. "Yes… but I won't. Stealing is wrong."
Nora pouted. "Phooey!"
Blake scowled over the top of her book. "I'm a former terrorist, you know."
Jaune finally glanced up and gave her a warm, genuine smile. "Well, I'm glad you've turned over a new leaf."
Blake's ears flattened. "I hate you."
Jaune blinked, genuinely hurt. "What?!"
Ren took another sip of tea, the tiniest smirk tugging at the corner of his mouth.
From the hallway, the distant sounds of four girls screaming at each other echoed through the dorm.
Nora tilted her head. "Should we… do something about that?"
Jaune sighed and went back to his book. "They'll figure it out eventually. Probably."
Blake muttered into her novel, "I hope they kill each other first."
"That's terrible, Blake," Jaune gasped.
"Oh now you care!" Blake huffed.
"I always care!"
"Shut up!"
Ren's smirk grew just a fraction wider.
Not with Grimm. Not with training. But with four very dangerous young women who all had very good reasons (in their minds) to fight one Jaune Arc.
Yang slammed her fist on the table. "I'm telling you, we train him up first! Then we fight him! That's the Mandalorian way! You don't just murder a Jedi in his sleep! You test your mettle against him when he's at his strongest! Fighting a real Jedi is awesome!"
Ruby nodded so hard her hood flopped. "Yeah! And then after we beat him, we can… you know… keep him. He'd make really good breeding stock for the clan!"
Weiss's eye twitched. "Excuse me?! We get him? He's far more valuable to the Nightsisters! Our grudge against the Jedi goes back centuries! Plus he's tall, healthy, and has that ridiculous golden aura! Perfect genetic material! He could sire an entire generation of force-sensitive warriors!"
Yang pointed at her. "He's Mandalorian breeding stock now! Ruby and I called dibs!"
Ruby raised her hand like she was in class. "I agree with Yang! He's ours!"
Pyrrha, who had been quietly sipping tea in the corner like a proper lady, finally set her cup down with a soft clink.
All three turned to look at her.
Pyrrha smiled. It was the same gentle, perfect smile she showed the world every day.
Except her eyes were glowing faintly red.
"As a Sith," she said calmly, "I am superior to all of you. The Sith have fought the Jedi for thousands of years. Longer than your Mandalorian clans. Longer than your Nightsister covens. Jaune Arc is not only a Jedi, he's a descendant of Arturia Pendragon and Shirou Arc, two of the mightiest warriors on this planet. He belongs with me. He will join the Dark side. He will rule beside me. And together, we will bring the galaxy to its knees."
The room went dead silent.
Then Yang snorted. "Yeah, good luck with that, Cereal Girl. He's too nice to go full Sith."
Ruby nodded. "He still says 'please' when he asks for extra cookies."
Weiss crossed her arms. "And he blushes when you hold his hand. Some dark lord he'd make."
Pyrrha's smile never wavered. "He simply hasn't been properly… persuaded yet."
The argument exploded again, louder than before.
- - -
In the quiet common room across the hall, four people were enjoying a perfectly normal evening.
Jaune was sprawled on the couch with a book. Nora was upside-down in an armchair, eating cereal straight from the box. Ren sat beside her, calmly sipping tea. Blake was curled up on the opposite couch with her latest novel, scowling at Jaune every so often.
Nora suddenly sat up (still upside-down). "Hey Jaune! Can you mind control people to give me candy?"
Jaune didn't even look up from his book. "Yes… but I won't. Stealing is wrong."
Nora pouted. "Phooey!"
Blake scowled over the top of her book. "I'm a former terrorist, you know."
Jaune finally glanced up and gave her a warm, genuine smile. "Well, I'm glad you've turned over a new leaf."
Blake's ears flattened. "I hate you."
Jaune blinked, genuinely hurt. "What?!"
Ren took another sip of tea, the tiniest smirk tugging at the corner of his mouth.
From the hallway, the distant sounds of four girls screaming at each other echoed through the dorm.
Nora tilted her head. "Should we… do something about that?"
Jaune sighed and went back to his book. "They'll figure it out eventually. Probably."
Blake muttered into her novel, "I hope they kill each other first."
"That's terrible, Blake," Jaune gasped.
"Oh now you care!" Blake huffed.
"I always care!"
"Shut up!"
Ren's smirk grew just a fraction wider.
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Tenno
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Ren - " Just like my mistralian anime's"
LordofBones
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Jaune discovers his semblance early on and Ren helps him experiment with it. Nobody, least of all Team RWBY, is prepared for Ren the Hidden Ninja oneshotting every single combatant with a bellow of "SNEAK ATTACK!"
ThunderBasilisk
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God Jedi Jaunes such a Himbo and I love it.
Hey now that's some seriously depraved shit Weiss. You know damn well not even this darkest of siths would hold someones hand let alone interlock fingers.
zMADLAXz
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Gun enthusiasts/people who know about firearms I require your aid.
Currently seeing Jaune's kit that is -> Sword, Shield, Armor, I reckon that the only thing he is missing is a Gun.
My thought is that he should have a shotgun, with a longer barrel to deal with targets at a range, and he can use his shield as an improvised cover.
Plus it would fit his Knightly aesthetic too, so what particular ammunition and type of shotgun do you think suits him best?
Or do you prefer that he keeps the ammunition diverse, like Buckshots, Slugs etc.
I am personally of the mind to keep his ammunition simple but give the gun the ability to siphon his Aura to deliver more punch to his shots.
And then do you prefer the old reliable lever action, or the hip thing pump action?
Currently seeing Jaune's kit that is -> Sword, Shield, Armor, I reckon that the only thing he is missing is a Gun.
My thought is that he should have a shotgun, with a longer barrel to deal with targets at a range, and he can use his shield as an improvised cover.
Plus it would fit his Knightly aesthetic too, so what particular ammunition and type of shotgun do you think suits him best?
Or do you prefer that he keeps the ammunition diverse, like Buckshots, Slugs etc.
I am personally of the mind to keep his ammunition simple but give the gun the ability to siphon his Aura to deliver more punch to his shots.
And then do you prefer the old reliable lever action, or the hip thing pump action?
mgl1206
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IMO?
Shotgun, slugs, no pump action or lever action. Integrated into his shield.
Have Ruby make it for him.
zMADLAXz
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I don't like too much mechashift in his weapons.
It's a good recommendation, don't get me wrong, but all his mechashift and other things remain the same base functions.
Like his bastard sword was still just bigger sword.
His Shield unfurls into a bigger shield.
I like to have one guy whose weapon system doesn't make me wanna worry about the mechanism failure.
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mgl1206
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That's kinda the problem, that leaves him vulnerable because he has to then manually switch to his other weapons and with the gun integrated into his shield (pointing to the side so all he has to do is turn his hand and doesn't need to transform into a gun) this then allows him to effectively use all three at the same the same time unlike if it was a separate weapon.
ExFelineServer3
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The more moving parts you have, the greater the chance of something going wrong.
You could, by Remnant's standards and tech, have an unfolding and, possibly, telescoping shotgun. The stock folds either to the side or to the top, like a Spas12 ( the rifle Robert Muldoon uses in Jurassic Park), and the barrel retracts and protracts, of course without reinforcements the barrel would have structural integrity problems with extended usage or if used to block bladed weapons.
Unless the shotgun has a pistol grip, which takes some length out of the equation and it becomes more urban environment friendly.
Wanting a long barrel, more than what is realistically needed, on a shotgun is defeating the purpose of a shotgun. At that point, you want an anti-material rifle.
You need to specify what the gun is being used for as that helps decide what type of shotgun is needed.
There's guns used for hunting, military, civilian use, R & R, hobby shooting and so on.
Some guns are prone to jamming or stovepiping.
Also, where is the gun going to be used as environmental factors can and will affect gun performance; sand, dirt, dust, extreme temperatures, bio matter, etc.
There is quite a bit to consider.
You could, by Remnant's standards and tech, have an unfolding and, possibly, telescoping shotgun. The stock folds either to the side or to the top, like a Spas12 ( the rifle Robert Muldoon uses in Jurassic Park), and the barrel retracts and protracts, of course without reinforcements the barrel would have structural integrity problems with extended usage or if used to block bladed weapons.
Unless the shotgun has a pistol grip, which takes some length out of the equation and it becomes more urban environment friendly.
Wanting a long barrel, more than what is realistically needed, on a shotgun is defeating the purpose of a shotgun. At that point, you want an anti-material rifle.
You need to specify what the gun is being used for as that helps decide what type of shotgun is needed.
There's guns used for hunting, military, civilian use, R & R, hobby shooting and so on.
Some guns are prone to jamming or stovepiping.
Also, where is the gun going to be used as environmental factors can and will affect gun performance; sand, dirt, dust, extreme temperatures, bio matter, etc.
There is quite a bit to consider.
cavalal386
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shotgun/hunting rifle, Slugs, lever action or bolt action, with a notch in the shield—where that sword is sheath—to use as a bipod/cover, like a Genoese crossbowmen.
IvanR1314
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KS23 with a folding stock, with a sling and various ammo options.