Chapter 14: The Hut
Quartier Magique, Paris, France, July 10th, 1996
Paris smelt incredible! Padfoot wagged his tail as he walked along the main street in the Magical Quarter in Paris. So many exotic scents and smells! And no trace of a hag's stench, or a vampire's, unlike in Knockturn Alley. But the best scents were the food! So many different, delightful, deliciously smelling dishes!
He approached a food stall selling skewers, tongue lolling out of his mouth. The owner, a pretty witch, glared at him but didn't aim her wand at him. Which meant he had already won.
Padfoot sat down and looked at her with bright eyes. She narrowed her eyes, then went back to cooking a skewer full of delicious meat. Lesser dogs would've been fooled by this, but Padfoot wasn't a common dog. He stayed and waited.
There! She was glancing at him. Padfoot kept looking at her without reacting. That was key - you couldn't be too eager.
She returned to cooking, then glanced at him again. He remained seated, his tails slowly moving back and forth. Just a good dog.
When she sighed, he knew he had her.
"Vraiment…" she shook her head as she grabbed some meat from a bowl, put it on a paper plate and floated it towards him. "Bon appétit, mon grand!"
He barked his thanks and scarfed the meat down. Delicious!
Then he barked again and trotted off. There were many other stalls and shops to check. Wormtail had told him so. And Wormtail was always far too nervous, but he knew more than anyone else, apart from Dumbledore. And he knew where their prey was. Roughly.
Wormtail needed Padfoot's fine nose to find out in which building their prey was hiding. The wizard they were hunting was a coward and good at hiding, but everyone needed to eat. And the man loved his treats.
Then again, who didn't love treats? Padfoot certainly did! And he would be getting many treats during his stroll down the main street here. Many delicious treats.
Case in point, he approached the next stall. Unlike the first, this was built into a house, with a big window open to the street. Padfoot took a deep breath. Oh, yes - spiced lamb! His tongue was lolling again. Also, no scent of the prey, but Padfoot would be endangering his cover if he skipped such a fine stall. No good dog worth their fur would do that! Not when…
He wrinkled his nose as the unmistakable scent of
cat penetrated his nose. How had he missed that particular odour so far? And so close. Where was it? He looked around, then spotted the cat on the shelf behind the stall's cook.
They let a
cat into the kitchen?
The cat stared at him, lips drawn back to reveal puny teeth. Padfoot softly growled in return.
Then the clerk noticed him. "À qui appartient ce chien?"
The customers waiting in line turned, and one after another, shook their heads.
The cat jumped on the counter and hissed at Padfoot. And no one said anything?
Padfoot made a gagging noise and left the premises. Even with a cleaning charm on the entire kitchen - and that would explain why he hadn't smelt the foul creature - he wouldn't eat from
that stall. A dog had his pride.
But there was another stall ahead. One selling dessert! Tartes! He didn't slobber - people didn't like dogs slobbering. Especially not near food. But the thought of some tarte with whipped cream and some ice cream on top… He could already smell all the different flavours. Certainly not as great as Fortescue's, but still...
He froze. That scent… it matched the one from the bedsheet Prongs had given him before he had left for France.
Cobblespun. Their prey was here. Had been here. Padfoot suppressed a growl - he had to be nice now, or the people would try to hex him. Just a nice dog begging for some treats.
And looking for the trail of their prey. Yes, the man had spent some time at this stall. Padfoot sniffed twice. An older and a fresher scent.
The man had visited at least twice. That meant he'd visit a third time! All Padfoot had to do was to wait here.
And convince the witch running the stall that he was a good dog, so she wouldn't drive him away.
He sat down on the road, at the wall of the closest house, and dropped his head on his front paws. Just a tired, hungry dog trying to avoid getting hexed while he rested for a while…
The kind witch was feeding him ice cream before an hour had passed.
*****
Unknown Location, July 10th, 1996
Harry Potter knew his… not fears; his reservations… were baseless. He knew how big the wyvern was - had been. If it attacked a human, it would swallow them whole. There wouldn't be a skeleton left in the hut, the remains of a human being killed by a monster.
Yet he still held his breath when he approached the hut and peered through the hole in its side.
No skeleton. Or, no skeleton he could see - grass covered the ground inside the hut, having grown rather tall. Not dense enough to hide a body, though. A body would've been bad, but a snake or other venomous creature hiding inside would be worse.
"What are you doing?" Granger asked. "Is it safe?"
He frowned, though she wouldn't see it, with him behind the hut. Although the area seemed safe. "Checking for snakes," he replied.
"Snakes?"
Right, she had a thing about snakes being were-sapients or whatever. "I didn't see any. But the inside is pretty overgrown."
"Then we need to be careful clearing it," she told him.
That had sounded closer… He looked round the corner and saw that she was walking towards him.
"The wyvern tore it up," he told her.
"Any sign of a battle? I mean, a sign that someone fought back?"
He shook his head. "Nothing. So far."
She nodded. "So, let's clear the grass. A few Severing Charms should do it." She waved her wand without waiting for an answer, and the grass started to get trimmed.
Suppressing the urge to scoff, he used his wand to let a gentle breeze gather the cut grass in the corner of the hut.
And clenched his teeth when that revealed the skeletal remains of a hand. A hand with a wand. "Someone did fight back, it seems," he commented, trying to sound far more composed than he felt.
He heard her gasp, and she sounded a little shaky when she replied: "I assume we know where the rest of the body was taken." Then she stepped inside the hut, climbing over the broken remains of the torn wall, and knelt down next to the bones. "Yes. It looks like the wyvern bit clean through the arm."
Harry joined her. "It would've gone for the main body mass - head and chest - and bitten down. Must have cut the arm right off. But where are the legs?" Or the lower body, depending on how much the wyvern's maw would've closed on.
Granger took a deep breath. "They would've been much bigger than a torn hand - the wyvern wouldn't have left them."
"So, we know it killed a wizard or witch," Harry summed up.
"At least one," Granger said. "Although it's hard to tell how long ago this happened."
Harry looked at the wand without touching it. You didn't just grab someone else's wand without permission. "The wand looks pretty good for having been dropped in a jungle for at least months or years. The protective charms on the wand should still be active, then."
"It has been some time - the wood is rotten," Granger said, pointing at the broken board.
"That can happen quickly in a tropical climate," Harry told her.
"Yes, but not instantly. And the bones here… that would've taken some time as well. Especially if the charms on the wand kept insects at bay."
"Right." He touched the wand with his index finger - of his left hand. Nothing happened.
"What are you doing?" Granger asked.
"It might be protected against others touching it," he said.
"Really?" She sounded doubtful.
He shrugged. "It's not uncommon. It's not allowed for students since teachers might have to take our wands, and not many wizards want their family cursed for touching their wands, but some do it."
"And you thought touching it was a good way to test it?" Granger shook her head and muttered something he didn't catch under his breath.
"Well, someone had to. We can't leave a spare wand laying here," he shot back. "And most protections are just jolts or something, not actual curses."
"'Most'," she replied. "Well, it seems safe."
"Yes." He still waited a moment before gingerly picking it up and looking at it closely. "Doesn't look like it's one of Ollivander's."
Granger nodded in agreement, peering at it herself. "The style doesn't fit. The rune on the grip is Arabian."
"An Arab wizard - or witch - stranded on the island, creating a shelter, only to be eaten by the wyvern." Harry nodded. That sounded plausible. He carefully put the wand down again.
"One thing doesn't fit, though," Granger said. "Why would they have created a hut in the middle of the jungle instead of at the shore?"
Right. "They tried to hide - from the wyvern."
Granger nodded. "That would fit. And they didn't succeed."
"And they didn't leave anything else that we might be able to…" Harry trailed off when he saw the carving on the intact wall. Those were letters!
*****
"That's French," Hermione Granger said, peering at the letters carved into the wood.
"I told you that," Potter said.
"Trust, but verify," she shot back.
"Oh, you trust me?"
She rolled her eyes. She didn't have to look over her shoulder at him to know he was grinning at her. "Within reason. Very, very limited reason."
"You don't trust me to recognise French?" He gasped theatrically.
"Unless it concerns Quidditch, no," she told him with a sniff.
He laughed at that. "So, what does it mean? Apart from the name?"
"It's the name of the witch, Amélie Besson," she told him.
"I do recognise names." He sounded a little annoyed.
She ignored him as she traced the letters, reading them out loud - and feeling her stomach sink. "Amélie Besson. Marseille. Enlevée le douze juin mille neuf cent quatre-vingt-onze."
"What does 'enlevée" mean?" Potter asked.
"It means kidnapped."
"What?"
"The witch - Besson - was kidnapped a bit over five years ago," she told him. "According to this message."
"Kidnapped."
"Yes."
"By whom?"
"Échappée le quatre juillet," she went on. "Escaped on the fourth of July." She shook her head, feeling sick. "So, she was kidnapped, escaped, and then was killed by the wyvern." She looked at Potter. "It doesn't say who kidnapped her. Or how she ended up on this island."
"Or why she didn't leave," Potter said with a grim expression.
"I would think that that was because of the wyvern - she was hiding from it in the jungle," Hermione told him. Only Besson hadn't been as successful at hiding as they had been. On the other hand, they didn't know how long Besson had survived before the wyvern found her. "She must have been a student like us. Otherwise, she would've cast a Disillusionment Charm. Or apparated."
Potter didn't look like he agreed. "Not many wizards or witches would be able to cast a Disillusionment Charm. As for Apparition… do you know how many Splinching cases St Mungo's gets in a year?"
"No, I don't," she replied. "How many cases are admitted to St Mungo's?"
"Enough to hire two Healers specialised on de-splinching patients."
She wasn't certain whether 'de-splinching' was a real word or not, but she was certain that Potter didn't know the numbers either. "Wouldn't the Disillusionment Charm be on the curriculum at Beauxbatons?" It was on Hogwarts' curriculum, after all.
He shrugged. "So?"
"What 'so'? Every student is supposed to learn the spell!" That dated back to the signing of the Statute of Secrecy, she had learned - every wizard or witch was supposed to be able to hide from muggles.
"'Supposed to', yes. That doesn't mean everyone, or even the majority learn the spell - and those who do might forget it after they finish school." Potter grinned. "Unless you're an Auror or Duellist, you might never cast it again in your life."
She pursed her lips. How could you forget such a spell? Or any spell? You never knew when you might need it! Some people were simply too lazy! "So, we don't know much other than her name and her fate," she said. Not a very satisfying result of their investigation.
"Well, we know that she didn't expect to survive," Potter said.
She cocked her head at him. "Why do you think this is the case?"
"People don't tend to leave such messages if they expect to survive." Potter shook his head.
"And you're an expert on this subject?" She raised her eyebrows. She doubted that - it wasn't Quidditch.
"Dad told us stories," he replied.
Ah. Marginally more trustworthy, then. "Stories."
"Yes. True stories from work."
She sniffed. "I see." She could see Potter's father using sensitive information to entertain his family - not that Wizarding Britain might have a problem with that, anyway.
"Anyway, we also don't know who kidnapped her," Potter went on. "Some dark wizard feeding the wyvern?"
"Then why would she have written that she escaped?" That didn't make much sense. And why kidnap people to feed a wyvern if you could steal cows and sheep instead?
"She could've been fooled - she thought she was escaping, say by Portkey, and played into their hands."
"That sounds very convoluted. Are you familiar with Occam's razor?" She looked at him.
"When humans are involved, the most simple explanation might not be the most plausible one," he retorted.
"I would say the same about the most paranoid explanation." And Potter's theory sounded like a conspiracy fantasy.
"You should meet Mad-Eye Moody. He would show you what counts as paranoid." Potter was smiling again in that smug manner of his.
She clenched her teeth. It wasn't her fault that she hadn't grown up in the magical world and didn't know any famous - or infamous - wizards and witches. But this wasn't the time or place to discuss this. "We should mark this spot. And we have to gather her remains."
Potter looked surprised but nodded quickly. "Once we're back in Britain, we can return them and her wand to her family."
"Yes." That was obvious, after all.
*****
Harry Potter tried not to wince when Granger started gathering the bones - the finger bones - of the dead French witch. How could she just… pick them up like that, without any reaction? Wasn't she feeling queasy about handling the remains of dead people?
That had been a witch, eaten alive - probably. Her hand bitten off. Merlin's balls, if they had been a little slower, or more stupid, this might've been them. He felt a shudder run down his spine at the thought.
Then Granger picked up the witch's wand. Again, no sign that she felt conflicted about it. It was as if she was picking up a twig and not another witch's wand. If Malfoy saw this, he'd run his foul mouth off about muggleborns. And if Moody saw how Granger stuck the wand into her back pocket...
"Alright. We need a container for this - a stone urn would be appropriate but tricky to make and harder to transport. But we can make a wooden box. It doesn't have to be airtight since there aren't any ashes, just bones and bone fragments," Granger said, looking around. "Or we could grab a coconut and hollow it out."
"That sounds a little nuts," he joked, forcing himself to smile. He couldn't show any uneasiness in front of Granger.
She chuckled. "It's just for keeping the bones together until we leave - we won't have to tell her family that detail."
"Right. Coconut? I could do with some milk." He looked at the closest palm tree, then raised his wand and cast a cutting curse.
A single coconut fell down, and he summoned it before it touched the ground. Hah!
Even Granger looked impressed. A little, at least.
He cut off the top of the nut and drank his fill from the milk inside, then handed it over to Granger.
"How gallant of you," she said as she took it.
"I was taste-testing for you," he replied with a grin.
She rolled her eyes, then took a few sips herself. "I didn't expect to miss fizzy drinks so much," she said with a snort.
"Hogwarts must be hell for you, then," he commented.
"Not really. We've got tea on demand. And I can buy fizzy drinks in Hogsmeade." She took another sip. Probably just to avoid wasting the liquid.
"I think the twins also sell them," he told her.
She shook her head in return, scowling. "Their prices are too high."
"Well, they do take risks smuggling the stuff in." He shrugged. "Or you can have your parents send you a package."
Her frown deepened. "My parents are dentists. They wouldn't send me fizzy drinks if I asked."
He chuckled - she looked just too cute with that scowling pout. Then he blinked. He meant too funny, not too cute, of course.
"It's not very funny," she told him, still pouting. "I never had as many sweets as other children, either."
"Be glad," he said. "My cousin's overweight since my aunt and uncle let him eat whatever sweets he wanted." At least that was what Mum had told him. Dudley claimed it was genes.
"That's irresponsible!" She looked aghast.
He shrugged. "Half the time, he's on a diet."
She frowned. "That only leads to a yoyo-effect. You need to permanently change your dietary habits, or you'll gain weight as soon as you end your diet."
Harry shrugged. That would explain why Dudley didn't really lose weight. Although he might also cheat on his diet - he certainly had the money to go and buy whatever food he wanted.
She finished the last of the milk, then cast her anti-diarrhoea spell on her and him. "Now the coconut meat." She looked at the coconut, then cut it in half with a Severing Charm and handed him half of it. "Bon appetit."
He laughed at her joke, then started to carve the meat off the shell with a few charms, chewing on a larger piece. He was getting sick of the taste.
A little later, Granger had restored the nut with a Sticking Charm and dropped the bones into it. "Do you want to carry the wand?" She drew it from her pocket and held it out to him.
"It's fine. You can keep it."
She snorted as she looked at her shorts. "I guess I can stick it to my forearm. That seems to be the safest way to carry it."
"Until you rip it away with part of your skin," he pointed out.
This time, she grimaced - and handed the wand to him. "Stick it to your sleeve then. We can mend that."
He took the wand, once more hiding his reluctance. A spare wand is good, he told himself. Especially for two students stranded on a desert island. But still… it felt a little like touching someone without having their permission.
He forced the thought away when he stuck it to his left sleeve. They needed it. Beggars couldn't be choosers.
"So," he said, standing up. "To the beach now?"
"Yes. But we should be a little more cautious," Granger replied.
He nodded. They hadn't seen any sign of potential kidnappers, but then - they hadn't explored much of the island yet.
*****
It was late in the afternoon - the sun was quite low in the sky - when they reached the shore. The beach, as it turned out. Not the beach on which they had been dropped by the Portkey, Hermione Granger quickly realised. But still a beach that wouldn't feel out of place as a poster in a travel agency.
She glanced up.
"There's no wyvern in the sky," Potter commented. "I just checked."
"And broom riders?" she asked. "Or, in this area, flying carpets?"
He shrugged. "I didn't spot any of those, either - but they could be disillusioned. They probably would be if they know about the wyvern, but not that it's dead. Though flying carpets aren't really good for spotting anything on the ground since they block your view."
"Have you flown one?" she asked.
"Not in Britain," he replied at once with that grin that told her that he was lying. "They're banned."
"I'm aware of that." The broom makers must have lobbied hard to push such a ban through.
"Did you ever fly on a flying carpet?"
"No." She pressed her lips together. Not everyone could travel all over the Magical World. Or afford to buy a flying carpet in Paris.
"Ah. It's not really all that," he said. "Not as fast or agile as a broom, and steering it is clumsy. The only advantage is that you can sit or lay down on one - and you can more easily transport passengers."
"I see." Damn, could Potter be less condescending? Trying to make her feel better about not being able to afford a flying carpet… So transparent! "We shouldn't linger for too long here," she said. "We're exposed."
"Oh, yes," he agreed.
His tone felt a little off - and she caught him looking at her when she glanced at him. "We should at least check for fish." They would have to cook it thoroughly to avoid ingesting parasites and to kill off bacteria, of course.
"Oh, yes!" He beamed at her. "I'm so sick of bloody coconuts!"
"Well, so much for fish in coconut sauce." She sighed.
He stared at her. "Don't tell me that you actually know such a recipe!"
She snorted. "No." Then she tilted her head and frowned. "Although it shouldn't be too hard to recreate it. Which reminds me: We'll need salt as well, for seasoning and to replace what we sweat. We'll have to find a way to evaporate seawater and gain salt."
"Oh." He rubbed his chin - he was getting quite the stubble, she realised. Didn't he know a shaving charm? "So… we make a pot and boil the seawater in it?"
She nodded. "Yes. I thought about using the sun and large basins, but…"
"...those would be visible from afar," he finished for her.
"Exactly. And probably not as hygienic as boiling the water. Though we'll have to use a charm - or a lot of firewood, which would run the risk of producing a lot of smoke."
He nodded. "Like in the cave. Do you know a Heating Charm?"
"Yes." It was much safer - and better - than an open flame when brewing potions. "You do too, I presume."
"Of course."
'Of course'. She fought the urge to shake her head. "So, then let's see if we can start on that with a transfigured coconut pot and then we can look for fish."
"Right." He turned, flicked his wand, and another coconut flew towards them.
She didn't give him the satisfaction of looking impressed. Even though it was impressive - and annoying - how easy he made such feats look.
But it helped. She looked at the sun, then checked the time. "I think we should be able to get one batch."
"Good. And we can use the coconut meat as bait."
"Good idea."
Cutting the coconut in two and stripping it of any meat and milk didn't take long. Hermione cast a few cleaning charms, then transfigured the two halves into metal and enlarged them. She used a Levitation Charm to dip them into the sea to fill them, then floated them back to the beach.
And tried to hide how much that took out of her.
But finally, the two pots were heating and boiling the water.
"I'm going to look for fish," she said, kicking her shoes off.
"Catch some," Potter replied, watching the pots with his wand pointed at them.
"That's the idea," she said, gathering some coconut meat before stepping into the water.
It was cool. Refreshing.
She couldn't resist. She stuck her wand into the sand, dropped the meat next to it, and ran into the surf.
*****
"Granger!" Harry Potter half-gasped half-yelled when he saw the girl run into the sea. "What are you doing?" She couldn't...
She could. While he was watching, the girl launched herself forward, diving into the sea as if she were at a pool. Or a beach. Well, a beach for tourists.
He held his breath, clenching his teeth - and then she resurfaced. And stood there, in the shallow water, throwing her head back and running her fingers through her hair. As if this was one of the movies he had watched with Dudley.
At least she hadn't stripped down. That would've been… distracting.
He trailed off as Granger turned towards him and waved. With her top all wet and… What the hell had gotten into her? "What are you doing?" he yelled.
"Swimming, of course. What does it look like?" she yelled back, laughing.
Harry figured it was best to not tell her what it looked like. At least to him. "It looks like you're trying to hunt fish with your bare hands!"
She laughed even more at that, then let herself fall backwards, disappearing underwater again. He clenched his teeth. She was having fun, and he was stuck boiling water. How was that fair?
She resurfaced again but didn't stand up. Instead, she kept swimming. Yes, she was having fun. And completely ignoring the danger she was in - they were on a magically hidden island where at least one witch had been killed already! This wasn't some… tourist resort!
And how long was Granger going to take in the water? He scoffed as he watched her swim about two dozen yards out. The sun would soon set, too.
Finally, she walked out of the water, shaking her hair. And smiling widely. "Dear Lord, I missed that!" she exclaimed. "It's been ages!"
"You took a swim in the pond, remember?" Harry told her.
She snorted. "I was under attack by a man-eating monster at the time. It's not quite the same."
"And what if you were attacked by a monster in the water?"
She frowned at him as she picked up her wand and started casting a Drying Charm on her clothes. "A sea monster?"
"You mentioned them when we discussed building a raft, didn't you?" He smirked. And tried not to look at her body. Damn, this was worse than if she had worn a bikini.
"So close to the shore? I think not. I could see very far, too - and the water's shallow, quite far out." Then she smiled at him. "Besides, you would've summoned me to you if I had been in danger, wouldn't you?"
Well, that was true, of course, but still! "It was still dangerous," he said. He was smiling, though, he noticed.
"So, you don't want to go swimming while I watch over you?" She tilted her head, then drew her hair back into a ponytail with a flick of her wand.
"I think I'll go fishing instead," he told her.
"Oh, no need for that." She turned, raised her wand, and said: "Accio big grey fish!"
A big grey fish flew out of the sea and towards her. Big enough for several meals, he realised when it flopped in the sand before Granger literally froze it with a charm. "I was looking for fish." She smirked at him. "You didn't think I would ignore my task, did you?"
He snorted in return. He should point out how reckless she had been, but she had gotten a fish. "How do we cook it?" he asked instead.
"I think grilling would be safest," she said. "Or boiling? Fish soup?"
"Have you ever made fish soup?" he asked. Her frown told him enough. "Let's grill it." That was easy and would add flavour. Not that he needed it - after days of nothing but coconut meals, he would eat raw fish for a change.
"So, do you want to take a dip before we head back?" she asked, before turning her wand on herself and… casting a Cleaning Charm on herself? "I don't want to get salt crusts," she explained.
Right. He nodded. Then he looked at the water. It looked cool. Fresh. Clean. Straight out of a travel ad. And he felt sweaty and dirty. "I think I'll do it," he told her.
Then he pulled off his shirt, shoes and trousers before sticking his wand into the sand like Granger had. "Keep your eyes on me in case a Kraken tries to eat me," he told her.
"Ah… of course!" she replied. She sounded a little off, but when he looked at her, she nodded at him with her usual expression.
"Good." He nodded at her, then went swimming for a bit himself.
And, damn, did the water feel good! No wonder Granger had reacted like that - even a girl like her would cut loose a little after days in the jungle.
*****
Hermione Granger only watched Potter closely while he was swimming because someone had to keep an eye out for dangers, and he had done the same for her before. That was all. Besides, the distance from the shore, where the last of the seawater in the coconut-pots was evaporating, to where the boy was swimming was too far to get a look at his body, anyway.
Though she would have to tell him that he couldn't just go swimming in his underwear - it might not be sturdy enough to drag him along when summoned. And that would leave him literally naked in the face of danger.
She pressed her lips together and pushed the inappropriate thoughts that conjured in her mind away. They really needed to get off this island and back to civilisation. Back to where she wasn't alone with one boy and her hormones. Back to her books, too - she was really missing reading. Books, magazines, newspapers - anything. Even the tabloids were starting to look appealing to her.
She snorted. And didn't that explain why Potter was starting to look attractive? Together with his unquestionably impressive physical appearance. For a boy, at least. If he didn't let himself go as soon as he quit Hogwarts, he would cut a dashing figure in a few years. Quidditch fangirls would be swarming him.
She clenched her teeth at the thought, suddenly angry. To think self-respecting women would fawn over someone purely because they were famous, physically attractive and rich! Well, well-off - the Potters weren't hurting for money, but they weren't close to what the purebloods considered rich. Families like the Malfoys and the Blacks.
Of course, Sirius Black was Potter's godfather, as Potter had told Malfoy several times when the two had clashed, and Malfoy had boasted about his family's money and influence. And Black had no children - yet.
She shook her head and sighed. Life wasn't fair. If it were, she wouldn't be on this island. There was no point in dwelling on this.
A few minutes later, Potter returned to the shore. "You were right - this is great!" he announced with a smile.
She hadn't actually said that - but the meaning had been clear. She nodded, then looked at the salt crust remaining inside the make-shift pots. Instead of at Potter when he dried off. "We'll have to scratch the salt off and make another container," she commented as she cut a piece of wood into a crude scraper, then cast a cleaning charm on it.
"We're starting a new trend: coconut cutlery!"
"It would be coconut silverware," she corrected him.
"That doesn't sound as catchy," he retorted.
"But it's incorrect and misleading," she pointed out.
"That's advertising in a nutshell, isn't it?"
That was a terrible pun! She turned her head to tell him off… Oh. He was hosing himself down with water. She took a deep breath and shook her head. "You're still no future comedian."
"Good thing I'm planning to become a professional Quidditch player, then."
"Well, you could start a Quidditch clown career."
He blinked and stopped pulling his shirt back on for a moment. "Quidditch clown?"
"You know, like rodeo clowns."
"Rodeo clowns?"
"The people who entertain the crowd at rodeos," she explained.
"People don't come to Quidditch matches to watch clowns," he retorted. "Rodeos must be boring if they need clowns to entertain the audience." He scoffed. Then he grinned. "You're not going to be a comedian either."
She rolled her eyes. "I'm not planning to become one," she told him.
He looked at her for a moment. Then he slipped his shirt back on and asked. "What are you planning to do after Hogwarts?"
"I haven't decided yet," she told him.
"Really?" He looked surprised. "I would have thought you had planned your life in second year."
"I like to keep my options open," she told him. What options she realistically had, of course - unlike a pureblood, who could count on family connections, she was a muggleborn. She would have to succeed entirely with talent. And from what she had heard, the Ministry, Britain's biggest employer, was riddled with nepotism. A muggleborn had to be much more qualified than a pureblood to be promoted in such an environment.
Fortunately, she was much more qualified than most purebloods. Unfortunately, at the higher level, qualifications didn't count as much any more than politics did. And politics were a pureblood game.
"That's sensible. But you must have picked some options over others." Potter pulled his shoes on as she finished scraping the salt - less than she expected, to be honest - into another coconut container. "I can't see you as a saleswitch, for example. Unless it's a bookshop."
She snorted at that. "The most obvious fields are the Ministry and private research." And the latter meant working for a pureblood family, having them reap all the benefits of her work, or try to strike out on her own.
"Ah." He nodded, apparently satisfied. Typical.
"Let's head back," she said. "And take the pots with us." They were a little too visible to leave at the beach. "We might have to extract the salt at night," she added. "Or at least under cover."
"Yes." He frowned as he shrunk the two pots. "We didn't think this through."
"Yes. But transporting seawater back to our shelter would be a pain. We probably can set up closer to the shore under the trees here," she pointed out.
"Might need to clear an area," he replied. "Though we'll have to be exposed to fish."
"And to bathe," she added. "Unless you want to build a bathhouse."
She saw him tense up at that. Was that such a challenge? "It wouldn't be too hard," she explained. "The main issue would be draining the water afterwards, and we can vanish it in a pinch. Or we can set up an outdoor shower. Making a valve might be a little tricky, but if we make the tank big enough, we wouldn't need it."
"Right," he said - rather curtly. "But let's head back - I really want to eat something other than coconut."
"Oh, yes," she agreed. "Definitely."
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"Hmmm." Sitting on the log next to the fire, Hermione Granger closed her eyes and sighed. The grilled fish might not have been up to restaurant standards - or even the standards of her parents, neither of whom were the best cooks - but after days of coconuts, it tasted heavenly. Even the burnt parts.
"Oh, yes!" Nex to her, Potter was digging in. Even in the dimming light of the fire, he looked like he was barely restraining himself from just grabbing the grilled fish and eating it, she noticed with amusement.
"Too bad we don't have side dishes," she said. "But we could look for bird nests and see if we can gather some eggs."
"What are the odds that they would be freshly laid?" he asked. "I'm not sure scrambled birds would be very tasty."
She grimaced, then took another bite out of her fish. "Never mind."
They quickly finished their fish - Hermione didn't remember eating so much fish in one sitting, ever - but stayed sitting at their improvised campfire. "Dried seaweed, maybe," she said.
"Seaweed?"
Potter didn't have to stare at her like that. "It's eaten in both Wales and Japan," she told him.
"Really?"
"Yes, really." She narrowed her eyes at him. "I researched the matter in school."
"You researched seaweed?" He shook his head.
"We were told to research important women - scientists," she explained. "Kathleen Mary Drew-Baker was amongst them."
"And she researched seaweed?"
She rolled her eyes. "Yes. And saved that part of the Japanese food industry. They have a festival celebrating her." At least, she was pretty sure - she might be mixing up things. Not that it mattered overly much. "Although I don't know what kind of seaweed is edible."
"Ah." He sighed, then leaned back.
"Looking at the canopy?" she asked.
"Can't see the stars, so the leaves have to do."
She snorted at that. But she looked at the canopy herself. "Tomorrow, we can explore the hill." Now that they would be able to find their way back.
"And then we'll know if we're on an island," he agreed. "And if it's inhabited."
"Technically, it's inhabited by us," she pointed out. "We've got a house. Of sorts."
She saw him shake his head. "You know what I mean."
"Yes." She grinned herself.
"You just like correcting people."
"I like correcting
you," she corrected him.
He laughed at that.
She joined in.
The wyvern was dead, they'd finally had a decent meal, and Potter wasn't being an arse.
Things were looking up.
Then she caught herself before she leaned into his side and mentally added that things were looking up except for her hormones acting up.
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