Author's Notes: Since Taylor and Lung are currently in an alternate earth. I've decided to include some TV shows and movies that they might like to watch while they are in that world. So spoilers abound for the final season of Game of Thrones in this chapter.
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"Perhaps we should get a pet," is what Kenta says one night while the two watch the new episode of Game of Thrones, which is apparently Kenta's favorite TV show just because it has Dragons in it and because Kenta likes to bitch on Jon Snow.
"I think we should not," Taylor responds absent-mindedly. Her attention on the television, where she sees Queen Daenerys Targaryen, starts roasting people alive and burning down an entire city with Drogon's help.
Well, looks like the Dragon Queen has gone insane. Taylor thinks, watching the catastrophe happen before her eyes. In fact, the Queen's mad rampage kinda reminds Taylor of her days as Khepri, when her mental state was still in tatters and she was still unable to determine from friend to foe.
Thankfully, that was all in the past.
"Why don't you want a pet? I thought for sure that you would want a cat, or even a dog…" Kenta says, turning to look at her curiously.
"I don't want a pet because I already have one. And one is enough," She replies while she tries very hard to keep a straight face when she sees Kenta's sudden confused stare.
Taylor, of course, is referring to him as her pet.
"No, you don't have a pet. If you have one, I would have seen it already." He states with a scowl on his face.
"Kenta, the one I'm talking about is you...You are my pet dragon," Taylor says to him jokingly, "You are the Drogon to my Daenerys. The Toothless to my Hiccup. The Dragon Lung to my Queen Khepri. A perfect combination made in hell. So what do you think of that one, Kenta-kun?"
"Did you just compare me to that toothless dragon from the kid's animated movie 'How to Train Your Dragon'?" Kenta asks, sounding thoroughly offended.
"Yes, I did…What of it?" Taylor states, crossing her arms in front of her.
"Nothing, except for the fact that your dragon-kink is showing, Taylor Hebert." He says while he smirks at her.
"The Drogon to your Daenerys, huh? Does it also mean that you want to ride me often, my Queen? If so, I wouldn't mind at all." Kenta remarks, wagging his eyebrows suggestively at her.
Instantly, a blush floods Taylor's cheeks at his words. A second later, she ends up reaching out for the nearest cushion and starts hitting Kenta repeatedly with it. And Taylor isn't even being gentle about it because she knows that Kenta can handle whatever she ditches at him.
"Jesus-fucking-Christ, Kenta! Why do you often ruin my perfectly good joke by saying something so obscene in return?!" She complains loudly while slamming the cushion across Kenta's face and shoulders over and over again.
"Don't blame me! You just walk right into that!" comes Kenta's defensive response as he tries to shield himself from her. "And you started it with your pet dragon comment! So can you please stop attacking me with a cushion, woman?!"
"You are completely unbelievable!" She exclaims the second Kenta finally tears the cushion from her hands and throws it away from her reach, where it lands on the floor next to the television. "I wish your balls will simply rot off again!"
"Well, too bad your insects are currently unavailable to help you with that, Taylor!" Kenta snaps right back, glaring at her. "Not when I thoroughly used the insecticide all over the house!"
"That's it! You are sleeping in the guest room tonight!" She tells him furiously. "Or better yet. I'm going to let you sleep on the fucking couch in the basement!"
"If you do that, I'm not even going to cook anything for you anymore or even give you foot massages!" Kenta threatens. "You will have to survive without both for the rest of this month!"
Taylor falls silent after hearing that.
"Are you seriously threatening me right now, Kenta?" She asks as she looks at him with a disbelieving expression.
"I am actually, Taylor. So you better stop harping at me or I will make good with my threats!" is Kenta's angry retort.
"Fine! I'll stop arguing with you then!" She exclaims after a moment's consideration. "You win this round Kenta!"
"That's good because I don't like arguing with you at all, Taylor. It's pointless and tiresome." He says while locking gazes with her. "Now, why don't we finish watching the show? I believe it's getting to the good part."
Afterward, Taylor simply slumps on the sofa and sulks in her corner. A complete silence followed while the two watch the infamous episode of 'The Bells', where they see Daenerys Targaryen continue to turn King's Landing into a funeral pyre while the rest of the characters just simply try to survive the fiery onslaught, like Arya Stark is doing.
"I hope you're not angry with me anymore," Kenta softly comments a few minutes later while he glances in her direction. "After nearly half a year of living with me, I think you should know by now that my mouth doesn't have a filter when it comes to delivering lewd jokes and double entendres."
"I know that you have trouble controlling what you say to me Kenta," Taylor states as she meets his gaze. "But I rather prefer that you keep your bawdy jokes to yourself because it usually makes me uncomfortable."
"I'm sorry, Taylor." comes Kenta's instant response. He looks absolutely apologetic. "If that's how you feel, then I will try my very best to keep my salacious comments to a bare minimum."
"I hope you do Kenta because I won't forgive you easily no matter how much you plead or set your puppy-dog eyes at me if you go back on your words." She tells him.
"I understand...and I don't have a puppy-dog eyes!" Kenta protests while a scowl mars his handsome face. "I'm a Dragon! Not a puppy!"
Taylor simply rolls her eyes at his passionate exclamation.
"Speaking of puppies…" She begins while she turns her full attention on him, "You mentioned about us getting a pet earlier."
"Yes, I did." is Kenta's brief answer. "So do you want one?"
"Yes, I want one." Taylor responds. "Perhaps we should get a golden retriever or maybe a Siberian Husky?"
"Why not an Akita dog? Like that dog from the Hachiko movie we watch the other night?" Kenta suggests.
"You mean Hachiko, the movie about a japanese dog that nearly brought you in tears?" She remarks in delight, already expecting for Kenta's powerful outburst.
As predicted, Kenta becomes incredibly defensive at once.
"I wasn't in tears! I told you that I had an allergic reaction with the dust when I was watching the end of the movie!"
Taylor burst out laughing at Kenta's absurd answer.
"If you say so, Kenta…" She states, covering her mouth to stifle her uncontrollable laughter.
Kenta lets out a growl of irritation at her amused comment.
"Perhaps a cat is a better addition to our home than a dog." Taylor says, deciding to change the subject before Kenta can start arguing with her again. "Any breed will do actually."
"Cats are boring, Taylor. But now that I think about it, dogs and cats are a common household pets. So why don't we get something far more different than those two?" Kenta proposes the idea.
"So you mean you want to get us some kind of exotic pet?" She inquires, quirking a brow at him.
"Maybe…" comes Kenta's thoughtful response.
"And what exactly do you recommend?"
"I was thinking about getting us a lion since I'm sure you can probably train it with your Master power."
"You're joking right, Kenta?" Taylor asks, sounding both skeptical and amused.
"No, I'm not," is Kenta's serious answer while he looks at her straight in the eye.
"We are talking about a live lion here. Not some kind of overly large cat." She reminds him. "Plus our backyard is not big enough to support an animal like that."
"Fine. Maybe not a lion then," comes Kenta's reply. "How about a hippopotamus?"
"Seriously? A hippopotamus? And where do you propose we put the hippo?"
"In our swimming pool."
"Now, I know you are simply pulling my leg Kenta." Taylor snorts in amusement.
In reply, Kenta simply lets out a brief chuckle before he abruptly says, "You know what?"
"What?"
There is a brief pause as Kenta looks at her contemplatively.
"I think I have a better idea…" Kenta begins while a smirk slowly appears on his lips. "Instead of watching the show and talking about getting pets, why don't we talk about our plans for the future?"
"Like what do you want to talk about?" comes her curious query.
"Let's discuss something interesting. Like Children for example?" Kenta says while his smirk becomes a full-grown grin. "I've always wondered what you think about them."
Taylor nearly chokes on her spit at Kenta's words. At this turn of conversation, she can't help but feel the wild flutter in her heart when she notices the warm and interested gaze Kenta directs at her.
"Why do you want to know?" comes her careful question while she senses the familiar heat rising up her cheeks.
Because this conversation is just too unreal.
Who would have thought that she was going to have this kind of conversation with Lung right now when she had been hellbent in mutilating his genitals all those years ago?
Are we seriously discussing about children right now? Is he trying to suggest something to me? Or is he teasing me again like he always does? She silently wonders.
"I'm just wondering," The ex-villain remarks slowly. "Because I'm always curious about you, Taylor. So if you want to have children, how many do you want?"
At his question, Taylor can't help but lick her suddenly dry lips and she instantly notices when Kenta's eyes seems to sharpen at her action.
"I think I want to have two." Taylor whispers softly, glancing at him from the corners of her eyes while a bout of shyness overcomes her.
"Only two?" is Kenta's next inquiry, raising a brow at her.
"Yes," comes her only answer.
"Boy or girl?"
"One boy and one girl," comes Taylor's immediate reply. "But what about you Kenta? How many do you want?"
"I want a dozen children," is Kenta's blunt answer and this time Taylor can no longer stop herself from breaking into a coughing fit after hearing Kenta's shocking response.
Seeing her hilarious reaction, Kenta suddenly explodes with laughter.
That's when Taylor realizes that the insufferable bastard was simply teasing her again.
Damn you to bits, Kenta! She curses inwardly while she watches the man laughs out loud at her expense. I fucking hate your guts right now!