The Story That Has Always Existed: Elordinisrius

[Cervantes1elmejorautor]

A day just like any other arrives, and a most peculiar entity enters the world. The sky is dull and the air is cold, yet joyful music plays, fragrant flowers bloom, and of course, there are horses with swan heads—complete with long, slender swan necks. Their legs are forged from a non-oxidizing metal, while the rest of their bodies are made of ancient cannons. Naturally, upon seeing these pleasant beings, the people flee in terror, though others take photos with their phones and record them with their cameras. They begin calling them the unexpected corceles, while others shout strange names as they run, like ceguoaris. Nearby, a large elderly woman sits in a wheelchair, and indeed, nobody gives her any money.


The sky begins turning into columns of alabaster mixed with esmaragdite. Down from above drop ivory towers covered in multiple whale eyes formed out of old planets with phoenix wings. They possess enormous steel spider legs and massive mouths made of multiple killer whales and dinosaur intestines, filled with teeth larger than boulders made of nesosilicates with antimatter tiger eyes. People call them the elegantes absortos, or the gianpolistruan. These creatures march alongside the ceguoaris, effortlessly lifting buildings and crushing mountains without any trouble, striking panic into the hearts of the inhabitants of America.
As the people feel panic, their sweat turns into turkeys that begin sticking to everything nearby—tables, houses, bricks—bonding their masses until they become colossal threats. People start calling them the compradores compulsivos and also the celubrelares. These beings begin spitting tornadoes and blowing trumpet sounds, causing glowing human faces to emerge from their mass. The faces sing, and as they sing, fire and stars rain down from the sky.


The moon appears even though it is daytime, wrapping itself in rays of sunlight while producing a simultaneous eclipse. Both events occur at the exact same time without interrupting each other. For this reason, people begin calling it luumuna, though a few call it lutumluna. Miniature grammar books begin growing inside the bones of anyone who looks at the moon. Their hair turns into lotus flowers embedded with dragon-mother eyes, while wings made of bee stingers mixed with pterodactyl wings sprout from their backs. These beings are named lod ve. Hydra tails grow from their spines, their arms swell as large as a Cyclops', and their legs turn into bronze limbs rooted with poisonous plants.
The apes send their beloved machines to defend them, but it is useless; the machines shatter instantly when the moment of confrontation arrives.


And there is a entity whose face resembles multiple monstrous, abominable masks. The eyes within the masks are colossal, glowing with the infinite radiance of a vast sun. He has broad shoulders and a massive, powerful back. His arms are long and slender yet intensely muscular and strong. He wears ancient medieval armor, but it is forged from old computers, astros, and red suns. His large hands carry the tone of blue moons. He wields a weapon that is simultaneously a sword, a spear, and a knife—all at the same time, yet none at once—crafted from every metal in the world, merged into a new alloy unknown to mortals.


His torso is larger than an expanding multiverse. His physical form is bizarre and difficult to observe, as it does not always interact with light or other forms of electromagnetic radiation. Yet, one can vaguely make out what appear to be two legs larger than multiple galaxies, alongside a tail with a pointed weapon tip. His legs look stronger than those of several pachyderms combined. His sheer presence is capable of altering the fundamental components of matter.

Upon seeing him, many utter "jhjwrm" or say "ujQk," without fully understanding why, as if they cannot organize their words properly. So, they begin using both names to refer to him.
With his power, ujQk strikes down mortals, turning buildings and windows into miniature galaxies composed of smaller assimilated universes. Several people scream, and he slays them with a single stroke of his weapon. After mercilessly slaughtering thousands, he clones them and forces the clones to praise him, ordering them to say:

"You are the best, so strong, a magnificent being."

"Thank you sky, thank you world for poverty, hypocrisy, and falsehood; may we all be fake and superficial. Thank you for hunger, for death, for this trash life, for ugliness, and for the unpleasant. Thank you that life has no meaning, that there is no good or evil, and that values are a joke. Now with ujQk here, he is all that matters; nothing else counts."
After that, ujQk turns several children into cauliflowers and eats them. The remains of the children transform into humanoid dragons with elf ears, gnome hats, and tails that mix crocodiles with scorpions. They become known as the wyvsinges.


Afterward, a man appears who is clearly from Vietnam, with lightly tanned skin. He wears a trench coat over a traditional Vietnamese men's shirt from years past, paired with matching trousers and shoes.
The man speaks:

"You do not understand. I must kill you all. I must condemn as many souls as possible. I cannot let you go. It is necessary for you to die; you must be damned."

Wielding a weapon that is part fencing rapier and part machete, he stabs a woman, her husband, and their children. He turns the children into figures engulfed in books whose pages continuously multiply, appearing and disappearing from view while causing walls to collapse on their own.
The woman asks him:

"Who are you? Why are you doing this? I don't understand how anyone can be the way you are."

The Vietnamese man replies:
"I will not tell you if I am the one who created the heavens and the earth, nor if I am a wizard or a prophet. That way, I will ensure I condemn as many souls as possible."

With a swift movement of his blade, he stops the husband and wife from dying, suspending them in a state of inertia regarding their wounds. Their injuries cease harming them and begin to heal, but in exchange, their abdomens and arms become deformed. They lick his shoes, kiss them, and cling to his legs in embrace.

A name he often goes by is nhann che Tuenn.

 

[Cervantes1elmejorautor]

Even though the name is spelled Elordinisrius, it can be pronounced as Elordinisius