Mr Zoat
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29th April
10:17 GMT -5
"Aw man." Wallace grouches as he slumps in his chair. "Couldn't they do this over summer vacation?"
Richard shakes his head. "We don't know when the Sheeda are going to arrive. This… Can't wait."
"Yeah, I.. know." Wallace sighs. "I'm just bummed out that I'm missing going to an alien planet."
Canis shakes his head. "Most worlds are less interesting than you might think. If it truly vexes you, I can just open a boom tube to somewhere for you?"
Wallace perks up. "Really? Thanks, dude."
Artemis's eyes narrow. "Wait. What's the catch?"
"There is no catch." Canis shrugs in disinterest, then hesitates. "Though perhaps I should warn you that most of the worlds I visited… Do not remember New Gods kindly. And of course you would not be able to speak with anyone."
"I'm not a New God."
"If you were to enter by boom tube while wearing that costume and moving as you do, the locals may simply assume." He shrugs. "I would remonstrate with them for the insult, but the notion that you could be-" He chuckles. "-one of us is so ridiculous to anyone who knows anything of the New Gods that it hardly seems worth it. Slaying an imbecile is hardly gratifying."
"I.. think.. perhaps…" Angelika clenches her right fist nervously. "Imbeciles have something to offer?"
Raquel puts her right hand on Angelika's left shoulder. "No, no. Like this. Canis?"
"Yes?"
"Shut the hell up."
At the head of the room, Kaldur takes a breath, readying himself to restore order. But Canis doesn't seem particularly perturbed.
"Not unless she asks. I want to see the moment when she puts her new understanding of her nature into practice."
Angelika takes a deep breath and draws herself up slightly. "Canis, shut the hell up."
He smiles, gives her a mock bow from his seat and then settles back, pulling out a tablet upon which he begins outlining a new artwork of some kind.
Kaldur nods his head slightly. "To return us to the question at hand; Batman has requested that anyone who wishes to accompany the League's mission to the parallel universe should make themselves known. Those members of the team who are attending school are obviously ineligible."
Which… Actually isn't the majority of our team any more. We've gone from being a sidekick team to a mixed-age training team. Or… Given that I was going to be offered a Justice League place prior to killing Nabu, a mixed age Justice League affiliated team that happens to include some trainees.
"I'll be putting my name forward, though given why the witch-hunters left Batman might decide to turn me down."
Zatanna nods. "I'm going to volunteer. I want to see what a society shaped by magic.. that isn't Atlantis, looks like."
Richard looks sceptical. "Is your father going to be okay with that?"
She shrugs. "I'll convince him."
Angelika shakes her head. "I do not think I have much to offer this mission. And I do not think that I should represent this Earth to parallel universes."
Lantern Rrab makes a gesture of equivocation. "Whether or not I go will be up to Lantern Jordan."
Ghia'ta nods. "I am in the same position, and.. I.. doubt that Carol will be invited on the League mission."
Amon shakes his head. "Neither my brother-in-law or my sister will allow me to miss so many lessons with my tutors. Unless there is some special need for me, I should say no."
Noriel thinks, then shakes her head. "Zauriel is serving as my shepherd, and I do not think that he will be pleased with me travelling to a world where they make such common use of unclean magics."
Leonid nods. "Russia needs this information. My choice is simple."
Canis smiles at Angelika, then rapidly signs his response.
My presence has been requested, since my Aunt and Uncle have prior commitments. My Mother Box will be our primary route of egress should the Savannahs betray us.
Roy appears to understand Canis's response, and then nods his own. "I'm in."
Garth frowns thoughtfully. "Which of the League's magicians are going?"
Kaldur shakes his head. "Batman has not informed me. I imagine that they are still determining their team's composition now. But putting your name forward does not mean that you will go, just that you are willing to go if you are asked."
He nods, then he and Tula make eye contract for a moment before nodding.
"Then we volunteer."
I suppose that with them being soldiers they don't have the same degree of freedom to choose that us unpaid volunteers have. And that just leaves Kaldur himself.
"I will also be volunteering, though given the content of the mission brief I do not expect to be selected. I will inform Batman of your decisions at the end of this meeting."
Kon folds his arms across his chest. "So what are the rest of us doing?"
"We will participate in planning for the mission, but while it is ongoing those who remain will more frequently be called upon to act as support for the Justice League."
Wallace smiles. "Think I can live with that. Oh, hey." He turns to me. "See if you can pick me up some alchemy textbooks while you're over there."
"Will do. I'll be trying to get hold of examples of their arcane machinery as well as their Sheeda-derived stuff."
Richard smiles. "Klepto-Lantern strikes again."
"Wouldn't that imply that I just steal lanterns?"
"Kleptomaniacs don't just steal maniacs, Oh El."
"Fair point. And no, I'm going to trade for them. As far as I could tell from their last visit they don't have much of an understanding of magic theory."
Kaldur regards me levelly. "This will be a Justice League mission. If you are invited, you should not make any trades that you have not cleared with the mission leader."
I raise my hands. "I know. I'm not going to deliberately undermine anyone, though I won't promise that I won't make a few deals on the side."
Noriel scowls. "If you raise the dead then I will burn them."
"I'm not going to raise the dead-" A few eyebrows are raised. "-using witch-sign, because that only works on people with Sheeda blood and because I'm only interested in true resurrection which the people of witch-world don't try for theological reasons."
Zatanna pats me on my right arm. "And because you can't use normal magic anyway."
I hold up my right hand and make a construct in the shape of the grundymen command sigil which the witch-hunters used.
"Yeah, that too." I look at Kaldur. "Shall I do a full briefing on our previous encounters with them?"
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"Aw man." Wallace grouches as he slumps in his chair. "Couldn't they do this over summer vacation?"
Richard shakes his head. "We don't know when the Sheeda are going to arrive. This… Can't wait."
"Yeah, I.. know." Wallace sighs. "I'm just bummed out that I'm missing going to an alien planet."
Canis shakes his head. "Most worlds are less interesting than you might think. If it truly vexes you, I can just open a boom tube to somewhere for you?"
Wallace perks up. "Really? Thanks, dude."
Artemis's eyes narrow. "Wait. What's the catch?"
"There is no catch." Canis shrugs in disinterest, then hesitates. "Though perhaps I should warn you that most of the worlds I visited… Do not remember New Gods kindly. And of course you would not be able to speak with anyone."
"I'm not a New God."
"If you were to enter by boom tube while wearing that costume and moving as you do, the locals may simply assume." He shrugs. "I would remonstrate with them for the insult, but the notion that you could be-" He chuckles. "-one of us is so ridiculous to anyone who knows anything of the New Gods that it hardly seems worth it. Slaying an imbecile is hardly gratifying."
"I.. think.. perhaps…" Angelika clenches her right fist nervously. "Imbeciles have something to offer?"
Raquel puts her right hand on Angelika's left shoulder. "No, no. Like this. Canis?"
"Yes?"
"Shut the hell up."
At the head of the room, Kaldur takes a breath, readying himself to restore order. But Canis doesn't seem particularly perturbed.
"Not unless she asks. I want to see the moment when she puts her new understanding of her nature into practice."
Angelika takes a deep breath and draws herself up slightly. "Canis, shut the hell up."
He smiles, gives her a mock bow from his seat and then settles back, pulling out a tablet upon which he begins outlining a new artwork of some kind.
Kaldur nods his head slightly. "To return us to the question at hand; Batman has requested that anyone who wishes to accompany the League's mission to the parallel universe should make themselves known. Those members of the team who are attending school are obviously ineligible."
Which… Actually isn't the majority of our team any more. We've gone from being a sidekick team to a mixed-age training team. Or… Given that I was going to be offered a Justice League place prior to killing Nabu, a mixed age Justice League affiliated team that happens to include some trainees.
"I'll be putting my name forward, though given why the witch-hunters left Batman might decide to turn me down."
Zatanna nods. "I'm going to volunteer. I want to see what a society shaped by magic.. that isn't Atlantis, looks like."
Richard looks sceptical. "Is your father going to be okay with that?"
She shrugs. "I'll convince him."
Angelika shakes her head. "I do not think I have much to offer this mission. And I do not think that I should represent this Earth to parallel universes."
Lantern Rrab makes a gesture of equivocation. "Whether or not I go will be up to Lantern Jordan."
Ghia'ta nods. "I am in the same position, and.. I.. doubt that Carol will be invited on the League mission."
Amon shakes his head. "Neither my brother-in-law or my sister will allow me to miss so many lessons with my tutors. Unless there is some special need for me, I should say no."
Noriel thinks, then shakes her head. "Zauriel is serving as my shepherd, and I do not think that he will be pleased with me travelling to a world where they make such common use of unclean magics."
Leonid nods. "Russia needs this information. My choice is simple."
Canis smiles at Angelika, then rapidly signs his response.
My presence has been requested, since my Aunt and Uncle have prior commitments. My Mother Box will be our primary route of egress should the Savannahs betray us.
Roy appears to understand Canis's response, and then nods his own. "I'm in."
Garth frowns thoughtfully. "Which of the League's magicians are going?"
Kaldur shakes his head. "Batman has not informed me. I imagine that they are still determining their team's composition now. But putting your name forward does not mean that you will go, just that you are willing to go if you are asked."
He nods, then he and Tula make eye contract for a moment before nodding.
"Then we volunteer."
I suppose that with them being soldiers they don't have the same degree of freedom to choose that us unpaid volunteers have. And that just leaves Kaldur himself.
"I will also be volunteering, though given the content of the mission brief I do not expect to be selected. I will inform Batman of your decisions at the end of this meeting."
Kon folds his arms across his chest. "So what are the rest of us doing?"
"We will participate in planning for the mission, but while it is ongoing those who remain will more frequently be called upon to act as support for the Justice League."
Wallace smiles. "Think I can live with that. Oh, hey." He turns to me. "See if you can pick me up some alchemy textbooks while you're over there."
"Will do. I'll be trying to get hold of examples of their arcane machinery as well as their Sheeda-derived stuff."
Richard smiles. "Klepto-Lantern strikes again."
"Wouldn't that imply that I just steal lanterns?"
"Kleptomaniacs don't just steal maniacs, Oh El."
"Fair point. And no, I'm going to trade for them. As far as I could tell from their last visit they don't have much of an understanding of magic theory."
Kaldur regards me levelly. "This will be a Justice League mission. If you are invited, you should not make any trades that you have not cleared with the mission leader."
I raise my hands. "I know. I'm not going to deliberately undermine anyone, though I won't promise that I won't make a few deals on the side."
Noriel scowls. "If you raise the dead then I will burn them."
"I'm not going to raise the dead-" A few eyebrows are raised. "-using witch-sign, because that only works on people with Sheeda blood and because I'm only interested in true resurrection which the people of witch-world don't try for theological reasons."
Zatanna pats me on my right arm. "And because you can't use normal magic anyway."
I hold up my right hand and make a construct in the shape of the grundymen command sigil which the witch-hunters used.
"Yeah, that too." I look at Kaldur. "Shall I do a full briefing on our previous encounters with them?"
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