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Unless he's being clever I think that's supposed to be Infinity Man.
Also (her?")
Fake edit; he's being clever and I wasn't picking up on it.
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How did Lyssa Drak kill Peldak? I got the impression that she made the book with Peldak's sacrifice, and I thought she doesn't have inherent powers, so what am I missing that made her strong enough to beat Peldak? I guess Peldak was really weak, and Drak probably had some magic without the book.
Yeah, that makes sense. I guess it was just that Drak seems to need the book (which seems to be made from Peldak) to access the Shadowlands, but she probably had some access without it, and maybe she already had the book and she just improved it with Peldak's sacrifice, or something.Peldak showed up wanting to challenge themselves against spooky dangers because they feel strong with the ring and jumped into the trap without being forced or dragged in. The shadow world blocks or absorbs or whatever all the light, even the light of magic rings. So peldak was completely depowered just like everyone else that went in there. I don't think they would have mastered their emotions or learned magic from Constantine to stay calm and cheat their way out of trouble.
Yeah, that makes sense. I guess it was just that Drak seems to need the book (which seems to be made from Peldak) to access the Shadowlands, but she probably had some access without it, and maybe she already had the book and she just improved it with Peldak's sacrifice, or something.
You have a body, why don't you just resurrect her?I scan the cover, and… Yes. That's her skin alright. I try scanning… Oh. Apparently I can scan the shrine now, and…
"Her body's-. The rest of her body is in one of the workshops. Her species doesn't really have a funeral tradition-" Because corpses draw predators. "-so there isn't much point returning her body to her homeworld. I…" I exhale sadly. "If we can't get in contact with Lantern Ub'x, I can perform a Hellenistic funeral service? Unless anyone's got a better idea."
Paul isn't capable of resurrection. At most he could try to make her body look in one piece again.
I'm glad that we have got back the closeness that we had before..
"We could deal with the corrupted Infinity Man ourselves.
Thank you, corrected.
The SI doesn't know, but if you catch a weak Lantern unawares then it's not that hard to brain them with a rock.How did Lyssa Drak kill Peldak? I got the impression that she made the book with Peldak's sacrifice, and I thought she doesn't have inherent powers, so what am I missing that made her strong enough to beat Peldak? I guess Peldak was really weak, and Drak probably had some magic without the book.
The SI doesn't know, but if you catch a weak Lantern unawares then it's not that hard to brain them with a rock.
John Stewart got his first solo mission when Jordan tripped in the shower. Comic canon.It happened to Hal Jordan all the time in Superfriends, after all!
John Stewart got his first solo mission when Jordan tripped in the shower. Comic canon.
I wonder if the Mask would work on a Malthusian and allow them to craft different color rings.I wonder if the Medusa Mask would work as a substitute for indigo. It's been a while but I feel like one of the side stories already used it for something similar.
The only time Paul did a full ressurection he ended up literally in hell.
Didn't he successfully get a guy back from a Vietnamese afterlife? Although he was traumatised. It was only with the people who went to Hell that ran a risk of causing trouble of that sort.The only time Paul did a full ressurection he ended up literally in hell.
He also has some Solar charms. Ready in Sixty-Four Directions hasn't been necessary recently but the upgrade on Eight Directions is still in his arsenal.I'm just glad that there are New Gods acknowledging OL's ascendancy.
Sure it may technically be a SWLIHN charm, but it counts.
SWLIHN?
According to the Cambridge dictionary, it's vice versa.
I knew the British had a plan for a zombie apocalypse but I didn't know about this. Where did you learn about the planning exercises Mr Zoat?"Nothing. There's nothing… It might not be real. I don't think we have a plan for being invade like that."
"Britain does."
Three sets of eyes lock onto my ring, though in Diabo's cause it's more because I just reminded him that I exist. Lieutenant Itami frowns.
"The… British army has a plan for Roman soldiers teleporting into Britain. That seems a bit… Strange."
"Yes. And for the Biblical apocalypse. And for being invaded by an army of elves. And for a lot of other things like that. It's a planning exercise the British Army gives to officer cadets. If they're good enough, they go in a drawer, get assigned a reference number and become the official plan for that eventuality."
visa -> vice
Someone call a gastroenterologist!
She Who Lives In Her Name, principle of hierarchy.
Ah, back to Gate-verse. I see that once they got past the introductions, they resorted to the universal language of soldiers nearly everywhere: Alcohol! And honestly, after everything they've seen in the past few days, they could use a drink or five...21st August 2015
22:44 Japan Time
"You were..? You were there? Ho-how were you there?"
Captain Thompson's sake-addled brain seems to be having difficulty with the idea that Lieutenant Itami was in Ginza when the gate opened. Honestly, I'm a little surprised myself. A thin orange film covers them both to translate drunk-English into drunk-Japanese, and visa verse.
Nothing that rational, sadly.
Yeah, historically, cities up to the medieval period were simply not that big (barring a few exceptions.) One of the main limiting factors tends to be food supplies. Bigger the city, bigger the population, the further afield they have to gather staple foods."No. Nnnnn. No. It's a shopping district, yano? I was… Just shopping. Wasn't even armed. Just… Just started tryna get everyone away from them. Until backup came."
"We didn't know that cities this big could exist." Diabo isn't actually drunk -he values his ability to spot assassins too highly to allow himself to get that intoxicated- but he is tipsy. "In our… In Sadera, it's so much smaller, and there are so many more soldiers that we could respond more quickly."
Yeah, pretty much one of their main duties outside of open wartimes. And given the political climate of Gate!Earth, I expect they're a little more proactive."We could respond quickly." Captain Thompson drops his right hand to his side, deciding that reaching for a refill isn't a good idea. "Had helicopters ready to go. An' the guys in the embassy, the marines, there were only a couple a' blocks away. All they got to-to-to do was shoot a couple a' those pig-guys."
Dibo frowns. "Marines?"
Amphibious Operations, you know...
And saying that would probably get you a punch in the mouth from a Marine.
Hey, the Saderan military doesn't have a similar elite force, does it? I could see them being as touchy about matters like that."Don't fuckin' tell them that."
That doesn't seem to make any sense to him, but he appears to let it slide, slumping back against the settee.
Simple human empathy. Unfortunately, international politics kind of stifles empathy in the name of patriotism, if not jingoism."Anyway…" Captain Thompson frowns as he tries to remember his place. "Anyway. I know… Y'know… Japan-American… Diplomatic stuff ain't so hot right now, but what was up with that? I mean, we've been friends for decades. My sister-in-law's Japanese, an' her family... Okay, they don't live anywhere near Ginza, but they might have. It's like… There's plenty of people I don't like much, but if they were on fire right in front of me I'd still put them out."
Heh. A semantic dodge, I assume?Lieutenant Itami nods, eyes not entirely focused.
"I think… I think… You know everyone's supposed to call it 'The Special Region'?"
Ah, yes. Because other countries might think Japan's feeling a little imperial again."Yeah, why is that?"
Itami's eyes drop to the floor. "It's a… Legal thing. So that we can pretend that it's part of Japan."
All true... To be fair, the winning side was a little pissed off at them...Captain Thompson frowns and shakes his head.
"I'm-. We are the Japanese Self-Defence Force. Not the Japanese Army. Because the treaty we signed at the end of World War Two made it so that is all we are allowed. It's in the constitution. And we can't conquer new land, because it's in the constitution."
'Securing a potential risk to national security' would probably be the political explanation."But that's…" Thompson's frown deepens. "But you're… Doing it anyway?"
"Sort of. Yes, but… No?"
I can only hope things went a little better in that universe, but I suspect discussing it might bump into Rule 8..."Oh. Like Iraq. And Afghanistan."
"No. N-o, they keep saying that we're not doing it like that."
And now that they know the Gate might not stay open, I suspect expansion plans have been curtailed if not abandoned."How is it different?"
"They haven't got to explaining that part yet. We only just started fortifying the other side of the gate."
...No comment. <side-eyes Rule 8.>"I'm sure your generals know what they're doing." Captain Thompson chuckles. "Glad someone learned how not to do it from those shit-shows. Word of advice? Make sure that your local allies aren't heroin-dealing child-rapists."
"Ah." Lieutenant Itami appears to realise that he should pay attention to a statement like that, but his brain isn't cooperating. "Okay?"
A quiet contemplation of how their bosses are idiots."Yeah, you wouldn't think that was something you… Something you had to spell out, but here.. we.. are."
There's a moment of quiet contemplation.
I expect he's going somewhere with this. Let him think."You know everyone's supposed to call it 'The Special Region'?"
"Didn't we just..? Yeah? 'cause they're pretending it's part of Japan."
Probably a poorly thought-out plan, given the suddenness.
...Which they're not allowed to have. Yeah, no winners in that scenario."No. I mean… Making relations worse with America. Calling it 'The Special Region'. Some things… If all we're supposed to do if defend Japan, a Self-Defence Force is all we need. But if we start arguing with America and they move their fleet and close their bases, and we might have to fight China by ourselves, then we need a bigger army."
"Oh. Yeah…"
Ah, the joy of their universe's author having political opinions."And I think… I think there's a plan. Because most people wouldn't see what they were doing, they just see America moving its military away. Which would make them worried. So… Maybe they could get the support to change the constitution."
"I could see that. But… They couldn't know about the gate. Could they?"
Wouldn't be the first time a nation got up in arms because people died from the actions of an enemy nation. honestly, I'm not even talking about anything more recent than 1900, either. It's a common casus belli."No, but it's… There's an actual attack. People in Japan actually died."
"Well, yeah?"
Some arsehole in the government was playing stupid political games, and winning all the stupid."But if Americans actually help… That ruins things. Because if they get to Ginza too quickly, then it looks like we need Americans. But don't need a bigger army."
"Oooooooooohhh… So…"
Honestly, I suspect a lot do, they just don't talk about them..."Nothing. There's nothing… It might not be real. I don't think we have a plan for being invade like that."
"Britain does."
Well, planners have to do something to justify their paychecks in peacetime.Three sets of eyes lock onto my ring, though in Diabo's cause it's more because I just reminded him that I exist. Lieutenant Itami frowns.
"The… British army has a plan for Roman soldiers teleporting into Britain. That seems a bit… Strange."
There probably is a plan in the Pentagon's archives. Multiple, even. But no-one bothered to look them up yet."Yes. And for the Biblical apocalypse. And for being invaded by an army of elves. And for a lot of other things like that. It's a planning exercise the British Army gives to officer cadets. If they're good enough, they go in a drawer, get assigned a reference number and become the official plan for that eventuality."
"Huh." The Lieutenant nods slowly. "It's weird, but it makes sense. It would have been helpful if we had something like that."
And I suspect they're starting to lose interest already..."So… Look." Captain Thompson leans a little closer to Diabo. "Can..? Can your people open more gates?"
"No. We couldn't even open this one. Our gods open them for their entertainment, and close them when they get bored. They might open one to your country… The Sanderan Empire wouldn't attack you, but some other nations might. Or they might not. It's not up to us."
Especially if they'd been able to peek ahead and see what they'd be facing..."Can we pay them to open gates?"
"I don't know. Maybe. They want things, but if we could persuade them to open gates somewhere useful we would have been doing that already. And we wouldn't have come here."
Sadly, the arseholes in charge..."Yeah, that makes sense." Captain Thompson flops back against the settee. "Man, we coulda saved so much time just asking you this stuff."
Lieutenant Itami nods. "We could have just told you."
Bet that feels a little odd compared to a cup. Drinking from a traditional bowl is not easy for westerners....Diabo nods as well. "And we should have just left the gate alone."
Captain Thompson picks up his sake bowel and raises it as a toast.
Ah, the bonding of men. By lamenting the foolishness of their leaders."To doing stupid shit."
Diabo and Lieutenant Itami smile.
"To stupid shit!" / "To stupid shit!"
Well, planners have to do something to justify their paychecks in peacetime.
Best toast ever.Captain Thompson picks up his sake bowel and raises it as a toast.
"To doing stupid shit."
Diabo and Lieutenant Itami smile.
"To stupid shit!" / "To stupid shit!"