January 1, 1942. Even, or perhaps especially, when the world is engulfed in the fires of the first truly global armed conflict, the simple joys are still important and meaningful. People gathered in Times Square, or attended midnight mass, or did whatever it was they did to celebrate the New Year, if anything. And a few hours later, as the Earth's surface turned through local solar noon, priests, magicians, medicine people, and other spiritually sensitive people were struck with an inescapable feeling of profound disturbance. To many, it was inexplicable, but to a few who happened to be in the right place, or by perspective wrong, when it happened, it was far too obvious. Armed Forces chaplains or equivalent, nursing sisters, a monk who happened to be looking out on the Mediterranean at just the right moment, and others over the next twenty four hours. Incredible, impossible, yet clearly and inarguably true. God, or the Heavens, or someone or something had just changed the rules.
Commandant Marquart looked up from the endless forms that came with the running of the Brooklyn Naval Yard. "Yes?" he asked of his secretary.
"Sir, there's someone here you need to see. It's about the battleship."
He groaned. Another bean-counter, or worse, a union rep. "Send him in."
"He's a she, actually. The chaplain sent her," and the secretary was clearly trying to nerve himself up to add something more.
"Then send her in!" the commandant snapped, and the secretary hurried out. The senior officer's eyes opened wide as what he could only presume was a performer sashayed into his office, dressed like a pin-up girl. As a military man of long service, he'd seen plenty of pin-ups, and a fair number of actresses and models dressed in pin-up style, mostly at parties and celebrations. But this woman, despite the sway in her hips, was different in some way he couldn't quite define. As he stared, she came to attention, and saluted, crisp and textbook-perfect.
"BB-61 USS Iowa reporting for duty, sir!" she said, again textbook-perfect, expression as flat and neutral as he could have wanted.
That was it. Despite the sashay, she didn't move like an entertainer. None of the usual suggestive postures or seductive looks, no breathy or sultry tones. In fact, she had a distinct Brooklyn accent. In terms of behaviour, she could have been any well-drilled member of the Navy. "Explain yourself, sailor!"
"Sir, yes sir!" she replied instantly. "Permission to speak freely, sir!"
"Granted."
"Thank you, sir! Sir, I am the embodied spirit of the battleship BB-61 USS Iowa. With your permission, I can prove my claim. This will require use of the dry dock or, better, Navy Yard Basin."
He just sat there for several moments. "Did I hear you correctly, sailor? You're the battleship Iowa, still under construction?"
"Yes sir, I am the battleship Iowa. No, sir, I am not under construction."
"That's pretty hard to swallow, sailor."
"Yes, sir, it is, sir." Her posture hadn't changed; she was even still holding the salute.
He returned the salute, and she went to normal attention. "At ease, sailor," he told her, and she shifted posture. "You say you can prove your claim on the dry dock or the river. Why not here?"
"Sir, I would break the floor. The dry dock or the river can take the strain the demonstration will place on them, sir."
He was still suspicious, but this was probably the quickest way to get rid of the crazy girl, so he granted the permission and accompanied her to the edge of Navy Yard Basin, where she ran at the seawall, jumped, and something happened that just was not possible. A pair of what looked like ski boots appeared on her feet, and a, well, backpack was probably the best term. It looked like a section of ship hull and had a smokestack, and huge extensions to either side that look liked like scaled-down portions of battleship. The crazy woman landed on the water, sank about an inch, and just stood there, then starting sliding over the water.
"Sir, I don't have ammunition yet, so I can't fire my guns, but is this acceptable?"
"It will do, sailor. Now get yourself back up here."
Iowa skated over to the ladder, and her... accessories disappeared. She immediately sank, but quickly scaled the ladder and returned to the commandant. "Will you need further demonstrations, sir?"
"The one will be sufficient for now, sailor. Go report to the Master of the Yard, tell him you need a billet and some normal clothes."
She saluted again. "Sir, yes, sir!" and after he returned the salute, she went to report as ordered.
The commandant returned to his office, wondering how he was going to commission a woman. Or enlist a battleship. He was starting to grow a headache.
He pressed the intercom switch, and told his secretary to get the chaplain in his office along with anyone else who knew anything bout what had happened, and gratifyingly soon, two security men and the chaplain were in his office. They saluted, he returned. His secretary brought in some coffee and the commandant offered seats.
"So… I've met Iowa. Striking woman, isn't she?" The three men agreed to that. "So, did any of you actually see what happened?"
"Yes, sir, I did," said one of the MPs. "I happened to be looking at the Iowa at just the right moment, and… something happened to it, like heat shimmer, and the hull just… shimmered away and the woman shimmered in. She was wearing… well, you've seen her outfit. She had on this backpack contraption, and when I challenged her, claimed to be the Iowa. I ordered her to stay put, and when she started heading toward the ladder, I gave her a warning, then shot her. The bullet didn't even register. There's no way I missed a slow-moving target at that range, sir, but she didn't even seem to notice, just sat down against the side, and told me to get my superior. I decided to get the chaplain. After all, this was an obvious act of God, I figured a man of God should handle it."
"Very sensible," the commandant agreed. "Father, what can you tell me?"
"Well, the young man was understandably a bit… incoherent, and I'd felt something odd only a few minutes before," the elderly chaplain said in his deep, smooth voice. "Once he managed to explain things clearly enough, I agreed that this needed investigation, and went down to the dry dock. The young woman caused her contraption, she calls it 'rigging,' to disappear, and I spoke with her briefly. I'm not sure what she is, but I'm quite sure she's not a demon. The Church has a list of signs of demonic presence, and there were none present. So I told her to go to you, and tell your secretary that I had sent her. The rest, I gather you already know."
"I do. Thank you, Father. You're dismissed." After the three had departed, Commandant Marquart spoke to his secretary. He needed to send some messages.
In the living quarters of the Brooklyn Naval Yard, Iowa looked herself over in a mirror, and liked what she saw: a busty blonde Amazon with legs up to there, curves like a mountain road and a truly magnificent bust. She didn't admire herself too long before she put her regular outfit back on, then put on the civilian men's clothes over it. Not entirely respectable, perhaps, but still utterly heart stopping, especially since she was just slightly on the far side of six feet tall. Now it was time for some chow.
In the canteen, Iowa was systematically working her way through her eighth serving, her table the centre of an entire crowd of sailors, some of them placing bets on whether she'd finish her current plate, others on how many more she could polish off. Iowa herself didn't mind the attention, and grinned at the more outrageous bets. It felt great to fill her empty fuel tanks, though the incongruence between the feel of food and the feel of ammunition and fuel oil was a bit disconcerting. She hoped she'd get used to that, but for now, she'd been running on pure spiritual power, and that was just not something she could sustain for long. She she glanced up at a swarthy-looking fellow. "Mind getting a gal another serving?" she said with a grin.
He shook his head. "Lady, I don't know where you put all that, but if you want more, you got it," and he went back into the line, returning just in time for her start on the offered plate. She was halfway through when a rating told her to report to the commandant's office immediately. With a pained whimper, she pushed her tray away, and followed him.
In the office, she saluted. "Iowa reporting, sir!" she said as she snapped a salute.
He returned the salute. "We're heading to Washington."
She straightened up a little more. "Yes, sir!" As they strode off, a realization struck her. "Sir, you need to call Admiral Nimitz. In about three hours, USS Saratoga will become the second US shipgirl."
Marquart changed direction, heading for his office. "Are you sure?" he demanded.
"Certain, sir. I can't see the future, as such, but I know a few things about it." Once they were in his office, Marquart picked up the phone and dialled the long-distance operator. She listened to the commandant's side.
"Yes, operator. I'm Commander Marquart, Brooklyn Navel Yard. I need to speak to Admiral Chester Nimitz, Honolulu." He provided some additional information, then there was a pause as the call went through. Iowa listened to the Commandant's side. "Good… morning, sir. It's about the battleship Iowa, BB-61. She's finished, and… yes, sir. I know that's not reason enough to contact you. But it's how the completion happened, and, well it's a little hard to credit. I'll put her on."
Iowa took the handset. "This is BB 61, USS Iowa, sir!"
The voice on the other end was weak and thin, but at least it was clear. "Explain yourself, what do you mean you're the battleship Iowa?"
"Sir, I mean exactly that. I am the incarnate spirit of the battleship Iowa, BB 61, United States Navy. I know it's difficult to credit, but in roughly three hours, you'll have proof. The aircraft carrier Saratoga will transform just as I have. She'll become an actual woman, holding her flight deck like a bazooka. Her crew will appear on the nearest shore."
"Do you honestly think I'd buy this? Put the commandant back on!" She passed the handset back.
"No, sir. It's not a joke. I've personally seen this woman call her weapons out of nothing, and skate on the surface of Navy Yard Basin. An MP witnessed the transformation. Yes sir, I know exactly how insane it sounds. Yes, sir. I understand that perfectly, sir. Yes, sir."
He passed the handset to Iowa again. "Sir," she said.
"Assuming this fantastic story is true, what can you and Saratoga do?"
"Well, sir, as the embodied spirits of a battleship and an aircraft carrier, we can do pretty much anything we could do as ships, except carry regular people. We have the same range, speed, power, all of that, except that we're human-sized and pretty much human-like, which makes us basically impossible to target with any weapon that can actually hurt us. Saratoga can fire cartridges that turn into squadrons of toy-sized aircraft that pack the same punch as the full-sized ones. And she know how to summon more ship-spirits."
"So, you're seriously telling me that you're a battleship in the shape of a woman, with no loss of power or capability. Lady, you belong in the nuthouse."
"Sir, I know how unbelievable this is. But you'll have proof in three hours, when Saratoga changes. And we're not going to be the only ones."
"If this doesn't pan out, I will make sure that Commandant Marquart is busted down as far as I can bust him, and you land in the booby hatchery where you belong."
"Yes, sir," Iowa answered. "And rightly so, sir. But this will pan out."
"For your sake, it had better," the Admiral growled. "Now put the Commandant back on."
She passed the handset again.
"Yes, sir. I understand, sir. I'll tell my secretary to expect your call; I'll be on my way to Washington." He hung up, then turned to Iowa. "We'll hear back from him in about four hours. One way or another. Now go get your coat, we need to get to the train station. You do have a coat, don't you?"
She nodded. "Yes, sir. I had to borrow some clothes from the yard dogs until the stores open tomorrow." He just nodded, and after a stop to pack a bag for himself, led her to the train station, where they picked up a few things for Iowa.
En route, they both passed the time in reading, he a newspaper and she a novel. He glanced at the odd dust jacket illustration about halfway through the trip. "So, what's it about?"
Iowa looked over to him. "It's about an archaeologist who gets thrown back in time and tries to prevent the fall of Rome. It's pretty interesting; he starts out by convincing a banker to back him in making a wondrous new drink: brandy."
That got a chuckle. "Booze: the great uniter." Then they settled back to reading. Once they arrived in Washington, he led her off the train and toward a nearby park. "I sent telegrams ahead, so they'll be expecting us. What can you do without that contraption of yours that might convince them you're not totally crazy? We'll need something impressive, something you can do in an office."
Iowa thought about it. "Without deploying my rigging, I'm a lot stronger than I look. Like 'carry a spinet' strong. So maybe… pick up a couch by myself?"
He considered. "That could work, for a start. Then you could skate around on the reflecting pool in front of the Lincoln monument. But what would you need for a full demonstration?"
"Somewhere I can fire my guns," Iowa answered instantly. "Remember, they're as powerful and loud as regular battleship guns, and we don't want people to think Washington's getting shelled. There's no point trying to keep a lid on me, not when Saratoga's changed by now and the Japanese fleet will in a couple more hours. By this time tomorrow, shipgirls will be all over the world."
Marquand considered for a time. "Let's go talk to Admiral King."
It did indeed take time, and considerable convincing; Iowa's feats of strength were only enough to put a small dent in the various VIPs' skepticism. Still, it was enough that they allowed to stay with them for questioning until time came for dinner. Iowa not being considered a suspicious person, just a very strange one, they took a cab to a nearby steakhouse, where the men ordered a steak, a quarter chicken, and a breaded pork chop, presenting their ration cards when asked. Iowa ordered the largest steak on the menu, a rack of ribs, and a half chicken, all with their sides, then the waitress looked extremely uncomfortable. Marquand spoke first. "We'll cover it," he said. He looked to the others, "With you approval, sirs? Iowa hasn't existed long enough to be issued a card." The others gave him a very dark look, but when Secretary of the Navy Knox nodded, Ingersoll had to go along. Marquand turned to Iowa, his expression even darker than the others. "You'd better be able to eat all that, sailor," he warned her, his tone promising an entire career's worth of peeled potatoes.
Iowa, to her credit, has the sense to look intimidated. "I need a lot of food, sir," she said, and the conversation turned to various inconsequential matters. In due course, the orders arrived, and Iowa made good her claim, leaving not a crumb or a drop of edible matter on any of the plates, and next to nothing potable in her glass. She'd even cracked the ribs open for their marrow. The sun was well down by dinner's end, and after watching Iowa at dinner, the Washington men were willing to concede that yes, she was something other than a normal woman. A walk to the reflecting pool later, Iowa removed her shoes and coat, then jumped out over the pool and drove around the surface. Despite the cold, the pool wasn't frozen, owing to the weather having been too gusty, so she was able to get up to a good speed on the third-mile length of water. She jumped out of the water, dismissed her rigging in midair, and upon landing, inadvertently revealed a limit on her abilities: her borrowed shirt was irreparably damaged and the shipgirl very glad of her choice to wear her normal outfit under the borrowed civilian clothes.
By the demonstration's end, Knox and Ingersoll had managed to accept what they were seeing. "So, those guns of yours, they're just as powerful as the real thing?" asked Knox.
"Just as, Mr. Secretary," Iowa confirmed.
Knox nodded slowly. "I'll need to contact Roosevelt, and King. He's up in Rhode Island right now." That was no sort of secret, not when his headquarters was the USS Augusta. "We'll hold the demonstration on Saturday, and make it a public event; you can use tomorrow to buy some proper clothes. I'm sure my wife will me willing to help there. Commandant, you can get back to your yard, we'll take over from here."
Marquart saluted. "Yes, sir."