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Would you bang the avatar above you?

Discussion in 'General' started by Judgement, Mar 20, 2016.

  1. D'waawwu

    D'waawwu I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    Nope still don't want to go to jail
     
  2. luca65

    luca65 Archangel fiction.live a good author

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    she is thousands of years old she will get you out of prison if you end up in it and you can journey all the worlds in the world tree of norse mythology i do not know why you'd say no to that friend
     
  3. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    I'd say no because, contrary to what you might think from some of the shit I write, I'm not sexually attracted to violently psychotic cannibalistic monsters.
     
  4. luca65

    luca65 Archangel fiction.live a good author

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    friend she is not psychopatic she is just depressed like if you told her not to eat people she would not do it but she will force you to learn how to cook food

    anyway nope
     
  5. OverReactionGuy

    OverReactionGuy Verified Sanity

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  6. MasterOfDragonsGod

    MasterOfDragonsGod Well worn.

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  7. D'waawwu

    D'waawwu I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    Ha
     
  8. kayangelus

    kayangelus Trap Wizard

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    Would make the kitty meow all night long
     
  9. LurkingInTheDeceit

    LurkingInTheDeceit “Brave” Explorer treading “new” land

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    My ‘heart‘ says yes, but my brain says no. They’re attractive, but I know it’s a trap. It cannot be, I’m sorry my love :p
     
  10. MasterOfDragonsGod

    MasterOfDragonsGod Well worn.

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  11. kayangelus

    kayangelus Trap Wizard

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    Would pay homage to her majesty. And then fuck her.
     
  12. luca65

    luca65 Archangel fiction.live a good author

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    would fuck a trap
     
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  13. kayangelus

    kayangelus Trap Wizard

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    Not into BDSM

    If I can unchain her then yes, otherwise no.
     
  14. luca65

    luca65 Archangel fiction.live a good author

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    you can it's just hard to do and it will take a little while
     
  15. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    As adorable as the walking apocalypse might be, I'm still gonna pass.

    Please don't unchain the Ragnarok Puppy, kay? Thinking with your dick does not justify unleashing a beast that will kill a good chuck of the world directly, and in doing so start the events that cause the rest to die.
     
  16. luca65

    luca65 Archangel fiction.live a good author

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    she will not do it if you become her waifu or husbando she will protect you and cherish you and make you learn how to cook that is it that's all that she wants

    and this version of fenrir could do it even chained for all you know but she does not cause she knows if she does not she gets the best waifu/husbando in the world
     
  17. Lifelink

    Lifelink Every flavor in a poke-cup

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    I'd do it. Not like personality and danger stopped others before.
     
  18. luca65

    luca65 Archangel fiction.live a good author

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    fine only this once i will say yes to you
     
  19. Pulsar

    Pulsar Know what you're doing yet?

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    She looks like a child, so no.
     
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  20. Jace Spicer

    Jace Spicer Procrastination Master

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    Sure but id rather be trained to be the ultimate killing machine like she is.

    Edit: talking about lady shiva above me
     
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  21. luca65

    luca65 Archangel fiction.live a good author

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    why yes i would bang him to Death!
     
  22. Gorgrath177

    Gorgrath177 Professional supervillain

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    You look like my kind of lady! What’s say I break ya out and we go blow up an orphanage together!
     
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  23. LurkingInTheDeceit

    LurkingInTheDeceit “Brave” Explorer treading “new” land

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    That is a wheel... I should not... but what if...?

    I’m kinda interested in if anyone would bang my avatar on QQ. I’ve got a maybe and a never so far, so it’s possible.
     
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  24. Gorgrath177

    Gorgrath177 Professional supervillain

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    Don’t swing that way, but if ya get genderbent I live by Ben Franklin rules.

    If it looks good with a bag on it’s head it’s bangable.
     
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  25. luca65

    luca65 Archangel fiction.live a good author

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    yes but no. yes is to sex no is to kill kids
     
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  26. luca65

    luca65 Archangel fiction.live a good author

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    give me you'r best pickup line and if it is good enough i will bang you
     
  27. LurkingInTheDeceit

    LurkingInTheDeceit “Brave” Explorer treading “new” land

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    Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.

    (totally just googled that, when have I ever used a pickup line before?)
     
  28. luca65

    luca65 Archangel fiction.live a good author

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    fine just because you are adorable lurking
     
  29. Gorgrath177

    Gorgrath177 Professional supervillain

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    If you don’t wanna burn down an orphanage we can go bar hopping.

    Kool-aid man style.
     
  30. luca65

    luca65 Archangel fiction.live a good author

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    yep!
     
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