Would you bang the avatar above you?

Judgement · Nov 21, 2020

Looks hot. I'll bang.

OverReactionGuy said:
If that is Zues then I'm screwed either way.

Rejecting means death or a fate worse than death.

Accepting means getting pregnant even as a male from probably a boil on my ass or some shit and no child support in sight.

The character in question is Anasurimbor Kellhus from the Second Apocalypse series. Emotion-wise he's barely better than a robot and really won't give a shit about you, but he's also extremely knowledgeable about the human body and is supposed to be pretty good at having sex. Here's the full pic, and another.

If you rejected him, he either wouldn't care (emotionally dead and all) or would try to convince you to bang, something which he is pretty good at.

Either way, you're not really in any danger unless you try to hurt him or something like that.

D'waawwu · Nov 21, 2020

Nope not into dwarven men

ZuulV · Nov 21, 2020

Gonna need my Condom of Protect Against Demons +5

Mistermaster · Nov 21, 2020

Valikdu said:
Gonna need my Condom of Protect Against Demons +5

Crazy Rarity I think? Yeah no.

TanaNari · Nov 21, 2020

Based on looks? Yes.

But knowing how these things go, she's probably from a series I'm not recognizing and has a bunch of character traits that make it so only the dumbest fuck alive would willing stick his dick in her.

D'waawwu · Nov 21, 2020

TanaNari said:
Based on looks? Yes.

But knowing how these things go, she's probably from a series I'm not recognizing and has a bunch of character traits that make it so only the dumbest fuck alive would willing stick his dick in her.

Hinata? She's a sweetie no duck for me

Mistermaster · Nov 21, 2020

D'waawwu said:
Hinata? She's a sweetie no duck for me

Very cute cat girl so yes.

TanaNari said:
Based on looks? Yes.

But knowing how these things go, she's probably from a series I'm not recognizing and has a bunch of character traits that make it so only the dumbest fuck alive would willing stick his dick in her.

Yeah what he said above. The only bad thing about Hinata is she knows magical kung fu.

E: Also her eyes.

Guardian Box · Nov 21, 2020

Deathcon said:
Yeah what he said above. The only bad thing about Hinata is she knows magical kung fu.

E: Also her eyes.

These are not negatives.

I'll be waifuing her so hard.

TanaNari · Nov 21, 2020

I'm going to assume the purple light there is just the face-vagina... glowing... eh, fuck it, I'm fucking it.

Deathcon said:
The only bad thing about Hinata is she knows magical kung fu.

She hooks up with Naruto... that's at least three negatives in and of itself.

Mingo · Dec 4, 2020

yeah, can't see that happening. Sorry Duckboy!

DCF · Dec 4, 2020

Nope, not into Sasquatch.

Liam-don · Dec 4, 2020

Would scritch behind their ears and feed them tuna.

Mingo · Dec 4, 2020

DCF said:
Nope, not into Sasquatch.

ahh, come on! The Squatch is cuddly damnit! Also, yes, if that's a girl, can't really tell. Still, I'm a 1.5 on the Kinsey scale, so eh

Renko · Dec 4, 2020

NuclearBird · Dec 4, 2020

I see a Nobu above me, so...

DCF · Dec 4, 2020

I like ravens/crows but not in that way.

me-meboi · Dec 4, 2020

DCF said:
I like ravens/crows but not in that way.

I rarely like catgirls at all, tbh. Way too many of them in anime and western animation to an absurd degree has become a turnoff in itslef for me. So, no

Hammers_Bjorn · Dec 4, 2020

Is that Yoruichi? Well, that back is sexy enough. I'mma hit it!

Mingo · Dec 4, 2020

Hammers_Bjorn said:
Is that Yoruichi? Well, that back is sexy enough. I'mma hit it!

Hard pass

me-meboi · Dec 5, 2020

Hammers_Bjorn said:
Is that Yoruichi? Well, that back is sexy enough. I'mma hit it!

Indeed, it is the catgirl of your dreams!

Wulf47 said:
Hard pass

Bigfoot just ain't my thing man. I mean, look at those feet!

Oh, and the hair. All that tick and lice infested hair.

And the whole being a non human primate thing. That too.

MasterOfDragonsGod · Dec 5, 2020

Yes sir.

Liam-don · Dec 5, 2020

Would fist. I mean bro fist.

753398445a · Dec 6, 2020

Liam-don said:
Would fist. I mean bro fist.

I can't see much of her(?), but probably.

Bear_Mint · Dec 6, 2020

I hope the one I have to fuck isn't the baby.

TanaNari · Dec 6, 2020

Bear_Mint said:
I hope the one I have to fuck isn't the baby.

If you look, it's clearly a portrait. Which means you'd have to fuck the canvas and/or frame.

Also: yes, yes I would. But I refuse to go down on him, for fear of literally going blind.

NightmareWarden · Dec 9, 2020

No, but I'd let him down gently. I have nothing against anthro characters, but I vaguely recognize the figure above my post. No.

Pastah-Farian · Dec 10, 2020

Animal, Vegetable, or Mineral. I'll do anything, to anything.

Come on mate. You know the rules and so do I.

DCF · Dec 10, 2020

A cat is not fine too.

Heaven Canceler · Dec 10, 2020

DCF said:
A cat is not fine too.

Catgirls are fine too.

Imabot · Dec 10, 2020

Heaven Canceler said:
Catgirls are fine too.

Doggo girls are also fine.

Would you bang the avatar above you?

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Versed in the lewd.

Not too sore, are you?

I trust you know where the happy button is?

Verified Dick

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I trust you know where the happy button is?

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Son of a Hazmot

Lewd Catgirl

Fondly Regard Creation.

Son of a Hazmot

Look closer ~☆

Lustful Sacraments

Lewd Catgirl

I regret everything

The Bear with the Hammer

Son of a Hazmot

I regret everything

Connoisseur.

Fondly Regard Creation.

Which one am I?

The LewdBringer. The Breast Observer.

Verified Dick

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Lewd Catgirl

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Connoisseur.

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