Would you bang the avatar above you?

[JohnWolfie34]

Would.
*pounces and cuddles the flip out of you*

 

[Sharkfighter]

No

*beats you to death with a lead pipe*

 

[k4rn0]

Stealing your skin

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...Yeah I don't think so.

*Loads Lasgun*

 

[Dapperfox101]

Nope, not gonna do Hikigaya

 

[Andre Chaos]

There is nothing to bang

 

[NumberSix]

I'm not sure whether to let you even cop a feel Umu!

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Come now, do you think I like an experimental Mediterranean style village on sowth eastern England's coast more than I like the Eternal City.

 

[Tiberan]

Not my type

 

[Andre Chaos]

I think, I give in on this one and bang.

 

[Echoes]

Yes! Our coupling shall last for aeons and produce uncountable spawn!

 

[manatherindrell]

She's cute, so yeah.

 

[NumberSix]

Not my type

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Shame.

 

[Wild Transient]

Still gonna wreck some Re class pussy, Umu!

 

[manatherindrell]

Umu!

 

[Hotuko]

The desirable umu missed the business man. And as for the apparent Kancolle character. Mhmm. No teeth. And should I take out the ropes?

 

[Exaninja]

Claim the elf

 

[Hellhound_dow]

I know you said no before but you won't regret it.

 

[k4rn0]

Claim the elf

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Sure!

Edit: Goddamn Ninja'ed

 

[Hellhound_dow]

Sure!

Edit: Goddamn Ninja'ed

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I was about to say I need an adult but I feel a bit safer now. My answer to you, though, is no.

 

[k4rn0]

I was about to say I need an adult but I feel a bit safer now. My answer to you, though, is no.

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Same.

 

[manatherindrell]

Dunno who that guy is, but he's got generic harem protagonist all over him. The new kind too, the smug kind who thinks he's too cool for harems while still being as oblivious as the Tenchi generation.

No.

 

[k4rn0]

Dunno who that guy is, but he's got generic harem protagonist all over him. The new kind too, the smug kind who thinks he's too cool for harems while still being as oblivious as the Tenchi generation.

No.

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Canon him? None of that 'too cool'. Just crippling sense of low-esteem followed by crushing self-consciousness with a dash of anxiety when it comes to the people he cares about. Also having genuine real companions after some decade and a half of loneliness made him afraid to take the next step so to speak. The other characters do call him out on it.

The fanon version him? Yeah that's fair...

 

[Exaninja]

If you were Saika then yes.

Hachiman no.

 

[Andre Chaos]

If it's legal, then sure.

 

[Dapperfox101]

I could see the appeal, but not really for me.

 

[TomatoPotato]

I may have said' "fuck modern art" on occasion, but I did not mean that I would actually fuck modern art.

Pass.

 

[manatherindrell]

Those things would turn PETA away from vegetarianism.

 

[k4rn0]

So long as it's legal.

 

[TanaNari]

So long as it's legal.

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Pretty sure it counts as necrophilia, which is frowned upon in most legal systems.

Not duck legal systems, but humans are prudes like that.

Also: yes, even though I expect the sex to be the most boring thing ever... there's always a chance I'll get a funny story to tell.

 

[Andre Chaos]

necrophilia

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But they are not technically dead, right? Necrophilia is bad/illegal because its impossible to get consent from the dead body and it is dangerous for health, I think. And also some social stigma as a consequences. However, if corpse is actually 'alive' (undead), mature and capable of giving consent - one should only worry possible health hazards. This case is a bit gross, but not bad.

Also, I will not bang a duck. Even cartoonish one.​

 

[Echoes]

I would bang a draconequus or wathever you are and do so eagerly and repeatedly.