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Would you bang the avatar above you?

....Have I mentioned that I'm inedible? Yep, it's all due to my, uh, toxic habits. Yep. Downright horrifying to try to snack on, you'd be better off fasting, really.
Little Meat, I'm sure you taste just fine. If I can devour the frozen carcass of a bear in a blizzard, I can eat your warm...succulent...fertile flesh.
 
I'm bloody Dornish, I've got so many poisons and venoms running through my veins to build immunities that your asshole would explode inside-out if you tried to eat me. Terrible proposition. Have you considered going vegan?
Dornish?

Ah, you're all the way from the south. I love those from the south, your sun-kissed meat has a smoky aftertaste. And yes, I've tried going 'vegan', and it's more lethal than any human poison you can give me. It goes against my nature as a winter spirit of cannibalism.
 
"Atlas"
(Freezes you)
Dont worry my love! You stay there while I clean the trash so later we can a enjoy a full night of bed-breaking baby-making sex!

PS: Shit, I froze the wrong one! Oh well, easier to dispose of~
 
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Pass the robo.
By any chance do you have a mech that I could steal?
No. All the Mechs are in Hell and are Autonomous Machines that have Cities on their back that require Blood Fuel and Solar Energy. That and they will try to kill you with thier city destroying lighting gun.
Oh hey, it's Dante.

Sorry, too straight for that, but still a cool dude.
Pass. Too furry for me. Like too furry, I can't cleaing all that hair from my bed.
 

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