Cu-nosuba: God’s Blessing on This Lancer’s Holy Grail War!

alextheconqueror · Jun 29, 2026

Davos said:
Best defination of a curse I heard.
That should be quite a scene. I think her hair is normally gray, but if you call Stelle that, what about Illya? Also, not sure if you knew, but Yang is technically from Earth and a big anime fan so he would know about orcs in a different conventional context.

1) Thabk you, I try
2) Fair point, Stelle could be the Gray Haired gremlin but Illya? She is the white haired menace, at this point she will make Rin actually comit arson against all the city(If Illya doesn't do it herself XD)
3) Oh god I can already picture his reaction
Yang: What do you mean there are female orcs?!
Kazuma: There are also male ones but those are almost extinct so the females had to get.... some alternatives *Having traumas of Vietnam*
Yang: I'm never getting near your world
Artoria: *Feeling conflicted of if she should enjoy the suffering of his (not actually) sworn enemy or feel pity for him*

4)I want to mention that one of the lines I remember because it's funny from the reviews is when Artoria mentions what Emiya told her happened in that church and how he can't explain it without breing to explicit, at wich I responded:
I can only confirm that it was consensual, also Rin's idea but that's not a surprise for anybody

Davos · Jun 29, 2026

alextheconqueror said:
1) Thabk you, I try
2) Fair point, Stelle could be the Gray Haired gremlin but Illya? She is the white haired menace, at this point she will make Rin actually comit arson against all the city(If Illya doesn't do it herself XD)
3) Oh god I can already picture his reaction
Yang: What do you mean there are female orcs?!
Kazuma: There are also male ones but those are almost extinct so the females had to get.... some alternatives *Having traumas of Vietnam*
Yang: I'm never getting near your world
Artoria: *Feeling conflicted of if she should enjoy the suffering of his (not actually) sworn enemy or feel pity for him*

4)I want to mention that one of the lines I remember because it's funny from the reviews is when Artoria mentions what Emiya told her happened in that church and how he can't explain it without breing to explicit, at wich I responded:
I can only confirm that it was consensual, also Rin's idea but that's not a surprise for anybody

1) You sucueed.
2) Glad to know I wasn't missing something.
3) ....Got an idea from this. Also, won't be that, but it will be something.
4) I did enjoy writing that little rant for Artoria. Surprised you didn't mention Saber being half dead at the time.

alextheconqueror · Jun 29, 2026

Davos said:
1) You sucueed.
2) Glad to know I wasn't missing something.
3) ....Got an idea from this. Also, won't be that, but it will be something.
4) I did enjoy writing that little rant for Artoria. Surprised you didn't mention Saber being half dead at the time.

1) I was calling her White haired menace since the trial against her(Alongside some remarks about her maids being the ones lusted by the adventurers of Axel)
2) I'm interested
3) Artoria was basically half dead since the battle of Camlann, the difference is in what shape is the body

Davos · Jun 29, 2026

alextheconqueror said:
1) I was calling her White haired menace since the trial against her(Alongside some remarks about her maids being the ones lusted by the adventurers of Axel)
2) I'm interested
3) Artoria was basically half dead since the battle of Camlann, the difference is in what shape is the body

1) Fair enough
2) Hopefully it'll be enjoyable
3)True, but I meant more the fight with Berzerker in that case than her legend

alextheconqueror · Jun 29, 2026

Davos said:
1) Fair enough
2) Hopefully it'll be enjoyable
3)True, but I meant more the fight with Berzerker in that case than her legend

1) Yet another glorious bit that was lost due to the hands of fate
2) I know it will, you never fail to deliver
3) Fair enough, I'm just saying

Davos · Jun 29, 2026

alextheconqueror said:
1) Yet another glorious bit that was lost due to the hands of fate
2) I know it will, you never fail to deliver
3) Fair enough, I'm just saying

1) hehe
2) Glad to hear
3) Don't you mean https://youtu.be/FAMlAhpv7Ss?t=4 ?

alextheconqueror · Jun 29, 2026

Davos said:
1) hehe
2) Glad to hear
3) Don't you mean https://youtu.be/FAMlAhpv7Ss?t=4 ?

Oooooh, we are never escaping the abridges XD

Davos · Thursday at 5:54 PM

Kazuma trudges through snow, his face shivering as much as the rest of his body.

"Why…am I…here? What could I possibly do to help reign in an irate demigod?!" He asks as a stiff breeze chills him through two thick and fluffy coats, making him glare at the gray twin causes of him being here. They meet his sour gaze with a fist at their chest.

"You are here…" Caelus starts with closed eyes, tone solemn as he opens them the same time his sister finishes the sentence.

"To embrace Trailblazing!"

"I'd rather embrace a kotatsu than listen to your rehearsed lines in the middle of winter!" He shouts before sneezing.

'And that damn cowboy…I know that bit about the cold being bad for his body is bull now!'

"…How are you all fine in this weather?" Emiya asks while looking at the Astral Express wearing their usual attire.

"It's due to…" Stelle begins with hands on her hips.

"The spirit of Trailblaze!" Caelus says with a fist held in front of himself.

"Stop…saying…the stupid lines you rehearsed!"

"They're not wrong. The Trailblaze path does offer protection against the elements…they are just explaining it weirdly." March says as Sunday offers Kazuma a thermos.

Artoria and Emiya both sneeze a moment later.

Sunday gets one for them as well.

"Thank you…I am surprised how used you are to traveling in these conditions…It is unfortunate this occurred during the height of winter and in a snowstorm. Do you know how long this storm might last?" Artoria asks.

"This isn't a blizzard; this is normal weather on Belobog." Stelle says, stunning the trio.

"…How did they survive this cold?"

"They nearly didn't…actually…" Caelus says before sticking his finger in his mouth before holding the slickened finger in the air.

"It's warmer since last time we visited!"

"This is warmer…?" Emiya asks.

"…Is that also a power of the Trailblaze?" Kazuma asks March.

"No, he's just being silly for silliness' sake now."

===

"…Can you go one week without being dragged into court?" Sena asks Rin.

"I'm the victim here." Rin says with crossed arms.

Sena cups her head when the bell does not ring.

'Great…she's delusional and starting to believe her own lies now…'

"I'm not being delusional and believing my own lies, I am telling the truth." Rin says, startling Sena.

"You can-"

"And no, I can't read minds, but I suspected you were thinking something like that…which, given your line of work and recent events, I can't really blame you for thinking that…" Rin says while scratching her cheek.

"How can you put our Goddess on trial while this horrible witch walks free?! Especially after what she has done!" One male adventurer shouts, making Aqua's eye twitch.

"I haven't done anything!" Illya shouts back, making the bell ring.

"I haven't done anything like this damn poster suggested!" Illya shouts a split second later, fist clenched around a rolled up flier. Rin doesn't even bother trying to hide her smile.

"…I can't believe you went along with this plan…" Aqua asks while glancing at Megumin.

"I got a million out of it. I'll put some to the debt after sending a chunk to my family."

"…At least you are being mature during this whole thing." Aqua mutters, making Rin smile with closed eyes and a clenched fist.

"I'll have you know I am quite mature for my age."

"Mature people don't spread this kind of lie!" Illya shouts while unfolding the poster.

On the poster is a picture of Megumin dressed like a shorter Illya in dirty clothes, kneeling on the ground with teary eyes, the words 'Have you seen my mommy? She left for milk a few weeks ago and never returned!' to the side.

There are more words painting a picture of abandonment and struggle for this fake child.

Rin smiles and has to cup her mouth to keep from laughing as she leans on the stand for support.

"Does that mean there are mature lies?" Rin asks between giggles as the crowd mutters and yells at Illya.

"Order!"

"Can I get out of debt to her for this defamation? God knows she's enjoying this enough as it is, between her camera work and her groupie's praise!" Illya shouts with a clenched fist.

"I don't enjoy their praise!" Rin shouts, making the bell ding, and the men cheer to a volume not yet heard, now hitting a deafening new high as they startle the guards into action, the judge barely heard as he shouts repeatedly for order, the combined shout of the male adventurer's of Axel united with one burning question.

"What of our praises do you enjoy?!"

Aqua walks over to Rin with flat eyes.

"Just tell them what you like you depraved young woman."

Rin grabs the Goddess by the neck, glowing fist raised.

"I am not-"

A section of wood being thrown into a nearby window stops her. Sena steps closer.

"Just tell them, I doubt your reputation can get any worse." Sena says.

"They aren't being…that bad…" Rin says before torches start being lit up.

"Burn the white haired witch!"

"Try it!" Illya shouts, now summoning a dozen stringy birds.

"Mistress!" Sella shouts.

"Yes, a fight!" Leysritt says, halberd at the ready. The men ready their own weapons. The guards sigh and raise their own as well.

"…I don't see a problem here."

"Rin!" Aqua shouts.

"Just make Illya move to somewhere else!"

"At this point, I could have you all listed as threats to the kingdom and banished…unless you calm this angry mob." Sena says.

Rin plays with a bit of hair, grimacing with red cheeks before speaking, the crowds now quiet.

"I…like being called a Goddess…" She says, causing the men to cheer and return to orderly behavior, and making Aqua stare at her with eyes that would wither a demon before she flinches.

"Oh my Me…"

"I thought you out of everyone would understand how nice it is to be called that?" Rin asks.

"I thought you looked familiar! You look like just like that hussy from Babylon!!"

"I'm not a hussy!"

Illya smiles at seeing such hatred between them, a plan forming.

"Does this mean no fight?" Leysritt asks.

===

"Did I violate some custom from your homeland? You somehow became less talkative over the last few days." Aventurine asks in Gilgamesh's room.

"If you had done such a grievance, I would have skewered before enlightening you…I am merely in an ill mood after the last war, and your dream the other night did not help." Gilgamesh says before taking a sip of wine.

"How harsh...but what do you mean by my dream?"

"It is a common side effect of this binding. We sometimes see haphazard glimpse of the other's life."

"So that's why I dreamed about that crying blue haired girl last night…" Aventurine says, making Gilgamesh grimace with a hand at his temple.

"Oh…her…"

"Was she a past lover?"

The spear stabbing into the wall next to his head makes Aventurine quiet a moment. Then he looks at it before looking back at his Servant.

"Does that mean yes?"

"It means do not ask such offensive questions."

"So yes?" He asks, getting another spear on the other side of his head,

Gilgamesh puts the cup away and studies Aventurine a moment.

"Something on my face, or are you fascinated by my eyes?"

"Your eyes, interesting as they are, do not intrigue me as much as your circumstances. Why do you not seek vengeance against the IPC in a more active approach for the death of your people, sister, and your enslavement?" Gilgamesh asks, grinning as Aventurine's smile finally fades.

"I think you overestimate my ability."

"I ask because I know of your blessing from that luck Goddess and the power in the pebble from another God. Many have attempted more with less Kakavasha."

"I'd rather you not call me that, and if I could have accomplished that with just those, you think I wouldn't?"

"I know, but you are forgetting something."

"That being?"

"I am here now, with no ties to these intergalactic merchants, and incredibly bored." Gilgamesh says with a smile that falls when Aventurine laughs.

"You think you alone can best the Interastral Peace Corporation?"

"I have instilled fear in the Gods of my world. I know I can do the same to the pretender deities here, and this group founded on avarice and shallow faith will not cow and brand me." Gilgamesh says, smiling as Aventurine narrows his eyes.

"Do all heroic spirits make such foolish and rude claims?"

"We can settle those doubts on the roof if you require a first hand showing." Gilgamesh says.

"I'm game." Aventurine says, bringing out his stone and heading to the roof.

===

"I'm sure if we have Svarog's help we can settle this. Honestly, I'm sure by now he will realize he made some mistakes. Besides, he's not so headstrong to think he should conquer a planet." Caelus says as they get closer to Mydei's last location.

"Like he was calm enough to not start a fight with the ruler of a planet?" Kazuma asks.

"To be fair, that is how he greets some people." Stelle says.

"Is that supposed to make him seem less hot headed? I'm surprised he didn't realize part way through he was being a warmonger!" Kazuma says and Caelus coughs into his fist.

"There is no word for warmonger in the Kremnoan language. That is simply a man!"

"…Did he get possessed by something?"

"No, he's imitating Mydei." Dan Heng says.

"…Maybe it'll go better if we don't have blondie on this planet?"

"Don't worry, I called in help to make sure Mydei doesn't mightily Mydei things!" Caelus says.

"Do not use my name as a verb for bungling." Mydei says upon hearing them, a giant robot with a tiny white haired girl close behind.

"Then don't Mydei." Stelle says with a grin, making Mydei sigh.

"I realize now I was…forward. But I was rather taken by those two in a heated moment." Mydei says.

"They are striking, but I thought you wouldn't be so swayed by physical beauty?" Stelle asks.

"It was not their looks that blinded me, but their martial prowess. Within moments the one nearly sliced my arm clean off with her scythe for harming her companion, and the other shot me in the heart, then, when I approached after brushing past her guard, deftly skewered me with a bayonet before kicking me away. How can a man not be entranced from such a showing?"

'This man's an idiot, and possibly bigger masochist than Darkness!' Kazuma thinks with an open mouth before sneezing.

"I'm sure Mr. Mydei won't cause trouble again!" The white haired girl says before looking at a blankly staring Artoria and Emiya.

"Is…something the matter?"

"You just…remind us of someone…Eerily so…" Artoria says as Emiya looks at her feet. He sighs and traces a pair of shoes.

"They won't last long, but should be enough for you to find a suitable pair." He says as the white haired girl looks on in shock.

"That's amazing! But…I don't need shoes. Never really worn them since they hurt my feet."

"Absurd."

"Indeed, but she speaks truth. She wanders this frozen plain like it was a field of flowers." Mydei says before freezing at the sight behind them.

"Why did you call them here?"

"I thought you would be more problematic, and thought Phainon and Castorice would enjoy seeing another world." Caelus says as a white haired man in a trench coat and boots approaches with a smile, and a pink haired girl in a dress with an odd bandage looking top waves from further away.

Then Mydei cracks his gauntlet clad fist.

Phainon smiles and draws his sword.

"What the-" Before Kazuma can finish they are already attacking each other.

"Told you this is how he greets some people…want to make a bet?" Stelle asks.

"No." Kazuma says before sneezing again.

"Observation. This human will not live long in this area." The robot says making Stelle grimace.

"Also, the one designated as Mydei planned an attack on Belobog to free his servant who is currently being imprisoned."

"Heracles…was arrested?" Emiya asks with an open mouth, the shoes vanishing along with his concentration.

"It's warmer in the city." March says and they begin walking that way, with Caelus and Dan Heng staying behind to watch the demigods fight.

Kazuma is the first to walk that way, the others distracted by the fight or getting more info from Svarog. Kazuma approaches the woman who starts walking away.

'…She probably heard some rumor about me from the gray haired asses. I'll talk to her and prove them wrong.' Kazuma thinks.

"Hey, can we talk a moment?"

"You can speak from that distance…" The woman says with her back facing him, making Kazuma grimace but pick up his pace. Stelle notices this from further away and texts Kazuma.

He ignores it and gets closer to Castorice.

"I'm not as bad as those two said I am!"

"It is not that…though that is a factor, you should stay further away from me." She says, not realizing until a moment later Kazuma is nearly within arm's reach. She gasps and jumps back.

"I'm not going to do anything!"

"That's not-wait…do you…not feel ill being so close to me?"

"Why would I feel ill?" He asks, making Castorice tilt her head in stunned silence before taking a timid step to Kazuma, then another, her eyes widening as Kazuma stands unbothered.

"What the Hell?" Caelus and Stelle ask at the same time at seeing this Castorice standing in abject shock right in front of him.

"Do you…truly feel fine?"

"I mean, I think I'm going to catch a cold from this weather but other than that, yeah." He says and Castorice blinks.

"How perplexing…but not unpleasant…"

"Am I missing something?"

"I am the Demigod of death. Anyone that gets too close to me withers and dies…usually after feeling nausea or an intense sleepiness at a space further than this…."

"I think I know why that is the case, but a quick question…what happens to the people that die this way?"

"Well…they usually go to the afterlife, but that is in my home world of Amphoreus…I do not know if that would happen here on Belobog."

"What is the afterlife like on Amphoreus?"

"It is a field of flowers, meant to be a place of repose for the- Huh?!" Castorice startles with a blush when Kazuma grabs her bare shoulders.

'Case A, I die and go to Eris, avoiding this madness, case B, I get to rest!' Kazuma thinks with a big smile as Castorice warbles, blushing and alternating between looking at his hand on her person and his smiling face.

'Or…case C…I am standing in a field gripping a young woman's shoulder…who could probably kill me…' Kazuma thinks with a growing stiff smile.

"I…did not expect people here to be immune to me…and to be so bold…" Castorice says, hands at her face as her pointed ears also turn red.

'Or case D, blushing elf girl!? This is amaz- WAIT! I'm not single…but this is a universe far far a-'

Kazuma's thought stops when a rip appears behind Castorice, two giant eyes now looking at him. Then a giant claw emerges, stamping onto the ground. Castorice turns to face the dragon as it stares down Kazuma.

"Pollux wait! He does not-"

The dragon backhands Kazuma before roaring and taking flight as he lands in a snow bank.

Castorice clenches a fist and it vanishes a moment later. She runs over and helps Kazuma out of the snow.

"Thank you…"

"Do not thank me…My sister thought you must have been attacking me after what Caelus said about you."

"I assure you…he's lying…Wait, you're sister?"

"He never lied before…but I am willing to hear you out…I am curious how you are immune to me when others are not…And it's a bit of a personal story regarding that…"

Further away as the two talk, Caelus falls to his knees and punches the ice.

"It's not fair…why does he get to touch her without dying?!" He shouts, tears in his eyes as Stelle pats his back, crying alongside him.

"…You two are idiots…" March says as Artoria walks over closer to Kazuma and Castorice before coughing and collapsing.

"Why…is everything purple?" She asks while face first in the snow. Castorice walks quickly away with an apology.

===

"You want to do what to Penacony?!" Robin asks with both hands and winged ears covering her mouth.

"…If he wasn't here I would not tolerate even hearing this plan, Fool. It truly is the height of insanity, just like your group." Robin's servant says with crossed arms.

"Oh wow, you made a Berserker call you nuts…I'm impressed and like this plan more and more!" BB says with a wide smile.

"You say that like you didn't help make this plan~. And will you two relax? It'll only affect the dreamscape. We already know what happens there doesn't affect reality…right Song bird?" Sparkle asks while tracing a finger along her throat and looking at Robin, making the singer grimace.

"How thoughtless…it still hurt."

"It's not like you stayed dead~." Sparkle says, making Berserker approach with rapid steps while cracking her knuckles. BB stands in her way with red eyes.

"I know thinking isn't the most notable skill of your class, but surely you haven't forgot about Grady…Ms Asna~." BB says, smiling until the other servant grabs her by the throat with untraceable speed and nearly crushing her windpipe.

"M-miss Asna?!" Robin says, making her servant let go of BB, the purple haired girl now coughing. Sparkle looks at BB while shaking her head.

'You really aren't suited for combat, are you 'Moon Pie'? That feels like need to know information…' Sparkle thinks.

'Are you of all people really reprimanding me for withholding information? Besides, everyone looks unsuited to combat compared to a Berserker Servant! Besides, at least I did it for a reason!' BB thinks while coughing.

'Sure you did, and I AM withholding info for a reason!'

'Is the reason,' it'll be funny'?' BB thinks back with a grin.

'Oh it will be~.'

'It better~.'

===

Aventurine finds himself held in place by the chain, unable to even move his fingers to throw giant dice at his servant.

The effect only gets worse when he tries to call on more of the Preservation's power.

"Do not bother Master, those chains are the ultimate anti divine weapon, and only one part of my treasury."

"…I am more inclined to believe you aren't a braggart…but there is only one part that has me wary about believing in you fully."

"What is that?"

"On the off chance you fail-"

Gilgamesh laughs, cutting him off.

"…What am I to do to prevent becoming a criminal?"

"Defeat is not possible with me here…but if it will assuage your fears, simply say you are under the influence of my charisma skill. It will give you enough cover to return working like a good little slave." Gilgamesh says, making Aventurine scowl.

"A shame you can't become more power for being cocky…but I'm willing to bet on you now."

===

If Artoria's collapse from Castorice's presence prompting Dan Heng to carry her wasn't enough proof, Kazuma finds out first hand that Castorice's ability to kill people is still working.

The hospitalized guard finds out firster hand that Castorice's ability to kill people is still working.

Castorice sadly waits in the outskirts with Svarog.

Kazuma is dragged away by Caelus, both staring daggers at the other as they near the Supreme Guardian's office.

"I can't help in this, so I may as well keep her company."

"No." Everyone present says.

Kazuma glowers.

"Wait…Where's Hans?" He asks.

"He…just vanished." Welt says.

"Like in a thing of gold sparkles?" Emiya asks, making Stelle flinch and mutter 'Sparkle'.

"No, gave a short yell and was simply gone when we looked for him."

"Maybe it was the lack of a Master?" March asks.

"No, as a Caster he has his own core for mana…We should look into that later." Emiya says as they enter the office.

"Oh, the Express. It is gladdening to see you a-" Bronya stops when Mydei enters the office, glaring at him along with Seele.

Bronya pulls out a shotgun from her desk.

Seele brings out her scythe.

Mydei approaches with a smile before a dozen hands grab him.

Kazuma uses lurk and tries to leave.

Caelus grabs him with a smile.

Phainon smiles at Mydei.

"…Not a word to Castorice."

"I won't say a word, friend~."

'Liar.' Mydei thinks as explanations begin.

Mydei is still banned for life from Belobog, but he will not be arrested.

"What of my melancholic Servant? Will you free him?"

"We never arrested him…we were going to capture him as a way to lure you back but he did not resist."

"The useless coward…Then where is he?" Mydei asks.

"The giant sad sack just sat down in the middle of the road in the underworld and refused to move! He even let the kids play around or on top of him while muttering 'such is my fate'." Seele says.

"…Is it possible to trade my servant for-"

"No." Kazuma, Artoria, Emiya, and Cu say at the same time.

===

Back in the stable Aqua is glaring at Rin.

"Will you please stop, I didn't ask them to call me a Goddess!" Rin says.

"It wouldn't be beneath you, Trash-saka."

"Excuse-"

"You're more of an enemy to women than Kazuma ever was!"

"How dare you! How can you say that?!" Rin says, all her limbs glowing.

"She's not wrong!" Illya says from outside the stable.

"You wasted no time in painting a woman that annoyed in a salacious light, thus making her time here harder." Aqua says.

"And what does that make you for that one shoot?!" Rin asks.

"I'm simply being prudent."

"Is that another word for bitch in this world?" Rin asks, making Aqua gasp.

"Just for that, I won't be modeling for your trashy magazine!"

"I wouldn't hire you if you were the last woman here!" Rin shouts. Her anger stalls a moment when Aqua smiles and brings a hand to her face with the biggest smug grin.

"…So it is you Kazuma~."

Rin raises a glowing fist and throws it.

Aqua does the same, shouting the most petulant 'God Blow'.

Megumin warbles.

Darkness stands between them, getting punched on both sides with a moan, instantly diffusing their anger and replacing it with shame and disgust.

Their shame makes Darkness moan once more.

Rin takes a walk.

Illya approaches Aqua with a grin.

"Now that the fake Goddess is gone, let's talk business~."

===

They are guided to the underworld by Seele, keeping a close eye on Mydei as others in the city watch him with tense stares.

"I will not attack citizens."

In the middle of the underworld square is Heracles, lying on his back on the road as kids play around him.

Mydei kicks Heracles.

"It is time to go."

"But the cold ground feels so nice…fitting for a wretch such as myself."

Kazuma hands Artoria water and she drinks it as others try to convince the giant to stand up. When Artoria goes to walk she falls face first to the ground.

Dan Heng picks her back up and she is staring listless into space.

"This seems worse than that time in the castle." Kazuma says.

"What happened at the castle?...Oh Gods, is it anything like the church?!" March asks.

"No, she was stabbed." Cu says.

"…By stabbed-" March starts, drawing a twitching eye glare from Artoria.

"Forced to try and kill herself with her own sword."

"How?!" Stelle asks.

"Command Seal." Kazuma says.

"Command seals can do that?!" Stelle and March ask at the same time.

"…Yes, but when it happened, the water was able to cure her, but she did have a master at the time supplying mana…maybe she needs one for it to be more effective?" Kazuma asks.

As they discuss options, Emiya notices a red haired young man approach and grimaces. Then he sees he is missing an arm, a broken metal arm in his living one.

"Are you the friend of hers that was beaten my Mydei?"

"Yeah, it was quite a fight…If my arm wasn't smashed up, I'd ask him for a rematch!"

"And I would gladly oblige you." Mydei says, making Seele' eyes turn red a moment.

Emiya continues looking at the arm.

"Do you mind if I take a look at that?"

"Sure, but it is pretty messed up. Name is Luka by the way."

"Emiya." He says before taking the arm and focusing a moment. After muttering 'trace on' he analyzes the internal structure and gives it back.

"It's actually in good shape. Just a few wires are messed up and a bit of a plate needs some hammering and it'll be as good as new. I can actually fix it if you have some tools." He says, stunning Seele and Luka.

"That would be amazing!" Luka says and drags Emiya over to the clinic.

Artoria meanwhile looks around at her options. Welt is nowhere nearby, Kazuma is Kazuma, and Stelle is…herself.

"Just pick Stelle already." Kazuma says.

"…I'm considering fading away."

"I'll buy you an entry to the all you can eat contest at the crab stand down the road." Stelle says, making Artoria consider for a moment.

"I'm surprised you are not seeking revenge." Kazuma asks.

"If this Gilgamesh is worse than Grady, we'll need all the help we can get, and if that means spoiling you to a meal or three, it'll be worth it."

'…Oddly practical.' Kazuma thinks.

'…I feel something is off, but I imagine her mana is about the same quality as Welt's…and my only other option is Kazuma…' Artoria thinks with a sigh.

"Yippy!" Stelle says before taking Artoria off of Dan Heng's back and hugging her from behind.

"Please refrain from such displays in public…" Artoria mutters.

"I'm surprised you didn't go for her as your master…I thought you two would get along?"

"I thought so too, until she pulled out a spear bigger than mine."

"I didn't think that would bother you? If anything I thought you would take that as a challenge while flirting with her." Kazuma asks

"It did, but that was until she pulled out the second spear."

"…Second spear?"

"But we're not in public, this part of the underworld is rarely visited, and everyone is distracted by Mydei and his Servant now…but I can be talked into a different venue~." Stelle says in a whisper.

'That sounds weird as Hell…Wait…No…!' Kazuma thinks with a shudder as Artoria suddenly pales.

"Stelle…what is poking me?" Artoria asks, making Kazuma pale now.

"My spear~."

"But you don't have that pole arm of lave right now…!"

"It's still flaming hot and quite a pole~." Stelle says, making March and Himeko blush and quietly wish Artoria luck.

'Oh God…I'm Guinevere now…'

"Please tell me this is an accident…" Artoria asks.

"Oh Artoria you silly babe you…" Stelle says with a toothy smile before continuing in a whisper to Artoria's ear.

"I'm doing it on purpose!"

===In another timeline===

"I'm not sure this is a good idea…" Jeanne says as Medea and Avicebron both make summoning circles on the basement floor.

"I have experience in this." Medea says.

"It did feel like a regular summoning when she called me." Musashi says while staring flatly at Medea.

"…The amount of bad summons in Romania leading to that debacle still has me wary."

"I doubt it can get worse than what happened in that grail war." Mordred says.

"Plus having more Servants can't hurt…Right?" Kazuma asks.

Jeanne sighs and waits as they finish the summoning.

A man in purple armor appears from Medea's circle, making Jeanne glower and Mordred pale.

"…My king?" Lancelot asks in abject shock while looking at Mordred.

"Ok, this is bad…" Kazuma mutters with a hand at his head.

"At least the next one can't get-"

Spartacus appears in Avicebron's circle.

He takes one look at Mordred and jumps forward with an overhead swing.

"Oppressor!"

Mordred narrowly avoids the blow, a small crater now in the basement floor.

"My King!" Lancelot says before attacking Spartacus.

Kazuma looks at the hole in the floor as Lancelot and Spartacus fight.

'That…was the foundation…'

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Davos said:
Kazuma trudges through snow, his face shivering as much as the rest of his body.

"Why…am I…here? What could I possibly do to help reign in an irate demigod?!" He asks as a stiff breeze chills him through two thick and fluffy coats, making him glare at the gray twin causes of him being here. They meet his sour gaze with a fist at their chest.

I mean, you are used to deal with the divine, you can do this

Davos said:
"You are here…" Caelus starts with closed eyes, tone solemn as he opens them the same time his sister finishes the sentence.

"To embrace Trailblazing!"

Bullshit

Davos said:
"I'd rather embrace a kotatsu than listen to your rehearsed lines in the middle of winter!" He shouts before sneezing.

Preach brother, they should know better than to try and take a Neet outside

Davos said:
'And that damn cowboy…I know that bit about the cold being bad for his body is bull now!'

The betrayal!

Davos said:
"…How are you all fine in this weather?" Emiya asks while looking at the Astral Express wearing their usual attire.

"It's due to…" Stelle begins with hands on her hips.

"The spirit of Trailblaze!" Caelus says with a fist held in front of himself.

What, does your youthfull spirit maintains you hot?

Davos said:
"Stop…saying…the stupid lines you rehearsed!"

"They're not wrong. The Trailblaze path does offer protection against the elements…they are just explaining it weirdly." March says as Sunday offers Kazuma a thermos.

...Ok, I was joking but looks like it actually does, kinda

Davos said:
Artoria and Emiya both sneeze a moment later.

This is the first time I saw a servant sneeze in a non comedic way, even in the frozen hellscape of the Russian Lostbelt they didn't got like that, and there was a shirtless man there

Davos said:
Sunday gets one for them as well.

Oh, forget it, there is the comedic part

Davos said:
"Thank you…I am surprised how used you are to traveling in these conditions…It is unfortunate this occurred during the height of winter and in a snowstorm. Do you know how long this storm might last?" Artoria asks.

"This isn't a blizzard; this is normal weather on Belobog." Stelle says, stunning the trio.

...Oh, this might be worse than the russian lostbelt

Davos said:
"…How did they survive this cold?"

"They nearly didn't…actually…" Caelus says before sticking his finger in his mouth before holding the slickened finger in the air.

Yeah that tracks

Davos said:
"It's warmer since last time we visited!"

"This is warmer…?" Emiya asks.

How did they survived without needing to become furries?

Davos said:
"…Is that also a power of the Trailblaze?" Kazuma asks March.

"No, he's just being silly for silliness' sake now."

Not surprised

Davos said:
"…Can you go one week without being dragged into court?" Sena asks Rin.

"I'm the victim here." Rin says with crossed arms.

In this case I would believe she is

Davos said:
Sena cups her head when the bell does not ring.

'Great…she's delusional and starting to believe her own lies now…'

Trust me, reality is more crazy than whatever lies you think she makes

Davos said:
"I'm not being delusional and believing my own lies, I am telling the truth." Rin says, startling Sena.

"You can-"

"And no, I can't read minds, but I suspected you were thinking something like that…which, given your line of work and recent events, I can't really blame you for thinking that…" Rin says while scratching her cheek.

Davos said:
"How can you put our Goddess on trial while this horrible witch walks free?! Especially after what she has done!" One male adventurer shouts, making Aqua's eye twitch.

Heh, I love these guys

Davos said:
"I haven't done anything!" Illya shouts back, making the bell ring.

You used the likeness of her dead sister, wich btw needed to be killed in front of her to avoid the end of the world, I think she has the right to retaliate

Davos said:
"I haven't done anything like this damn poster suggested!" Illya shouts a split second later, fist clenched around a rolled up flier. Rin doesn't even bother trying to hide her smile.

So phrasing to avoid consecuences, classic

Davos said:
"…I can't believe you went along with this plan…" Aqua asks while glancing at Megumin.

"I got a million out of it. I'll put some to the debt after sending a chunk to my family."

This is why Megumin is the best of the trio of stooges

Davos said:
"…At least you are being mature during this whole thing." Aqua mutters, making Rin smile with closed eyes and a clenched fist.

"I'll have you know I am quite mature for my age."

She kinda needed to

Davos said:
"Mature people don't spread this kind of lie!" Illya shouts while unfolding the poster.

On the poster is a picture of Megumin dressed like a shorter Illya in dirty clothes, kneeling on the ground with teary eyes, the words 'Have you seen my mommy? She left for milk a few weeks ago and never returned!' to the side.

Pffft, I mean, if it said daddy and changed milk for grail then it would be true

Davos said:
There are more words painting a picture of abandonment and struggle for this fake child.

Rin smiles and has to cup her mouth to keep from laughing as she leans on the stand for support.

You are stronger than I am Rin

Davos said:
"Does that mean there are mature lies?" Rin asks between giggles as the crowd mutters and yells at Illya.

Technically yes

Davos said:
"Can I get out of debt to her for this defamation? God knows she's enjoying this enough as it is, between her camera work and her groupie's praise!" Illya shouts with a clenched fist.

Illya, Rin just need to mention that you tried to use the likeness of her dead sister, that mind you, both of you saw die, I don't think you have the upper hand

Davos said:
"I don't enjoy their praise!" Rin shouts, making the bell ding, and the men cheer to a volume not yet heard, now hitting a deafening new high as they startle the guards into action, the judge barely heard as he shouts repeatedly for order, the combined shout of the male adventurer's of Axel united with one burning question.

Ooooh~

Davos said:
"What of our praises do you enjoy?!"

Aqua walks over to Rin with flat eyes.

"Just tell them what you like you depraved young woman."

We wanna know!!

Davos said:
Rin grabs the Goddess by the neck, glowing fist raised.

"I am not-"

A section of wood being thrown into a nearby window stops her. Sena steps closer.

Fight fight fight!

Davos said:
"Just tell them, I doubt your reputation can get any worse." Sena says.

"They aren't being…that bad…" Rin says before torches start being lit up.

*Looks at the adventurers directions as if saying "Seriusly?"*

Davos said:
"Burn the white haired witch!"

"Try it!" Illya shouts, now summoning a dozen stringy birds.

"Mistress!" Sella shouts.

"Yes, a fight!" Leysritt says, halberd at the ready. The men ready their own weapons. The guards sigh and raise their own as well.

This is tamer than I expected if I'm being honest

Davos said:
"…I don't see a problem here."

Neither do I

Davos said:
"Rin!" Aqua shouts.

"Just make Illya move to somewhere else!"

That's the least to do to get out of this mess

Davos said:
"At this point, I could have you all listed as threats to the kingdom and banished…unless you calm this angry mob." Sena says.

Surprised you hadn't them listed as that before this

Davos said:
Rin plays with a bit of hair, grimacing with red cheeks before speaking, the crowds now quiet.

"I…like being called a Goddess…" She says, causing the men to cheer and return to orderly behavior, and making Aqua stare at her with eyes that would wither a demon before she flinches.

So this is why she is compatible with Ishtar

Davos said:
"Oh my Me…"

"I thought you out of everyone would understand how nice it is to be called that?" Rin asks.

Stones in glass walls much?

Davos said:
"I thought you looked familiar! You look like just like that hussy from Babylon!!"

Pfffft, I won't disagree that Ishtar is a hussy, in fact is only Rin being the Vessel and counteracting Ishtar bitchiness what makes it so Gil refrains from using EA on site

Davos said:
"I'm not a hussy!"

Illya smiles at seeing such hatred between them, a plan forming.

Illya, no, you are already in deep shit

Davos said:
"Does this mean no fight?" Leysritt asks.

Never change Liz

Davos said:
"Did I violate some custom from your homeland? You somehow became less talkative over the last few days." Aventurine asks in Gilgamesh's room.

You would know if you did

Davos said:
"If you had done such a grievance, I would have skewered before enlightening you…I am merely in an ill mood after the last war, and your dream the other night did not help." Gilgamesh says before taking a sip of wine.

"How harsh...but what do you mean by my dream?"

"It is a common side effect of this binding. We sometimes see haphazard glimpse of the other's life."

Though servants usually don't need to sleep unless they actually want to

Davos said:
"So that's why I dreamed about that crying blue haired girl last night…" Aventurine says, making Gilgamesh grimace with a hand at his temple.

"Oh…her…"

"Was she a past lover?"

Oh, you didn't said that

Davos said:
The spear stabbing into the wall next to his head makes Aventurine quiet a moment. Then he looks at it before looking back at his Servant.

"Does that mean yes?"

You shouldn't tempt fate like that(Heh)

Davos said:
"It means do not ask such offensive questions."

"So yes?" He asks, getting another spear on the other side of his head,

How are you still alive? Though he allowed Shinji to live, till he decided to use him as a Fake grail

Davos said:
Gilgamesh puts the cup away and studies Aventurine a moment.

"Something on my face, or are you fascinated by my eyes?"

"Your eyes, interesting as they are, do not intrigue me as much as your circumstances. Why do you not seek vengeance against the IPC in a more active approach for the death of your people, sister, and your enslavement?" Gilgamesh asks, grinning as Aventurine's smile finally fades.

Oh, yep, here comes Gil's usual reason to do anything, finding interesting people and seeing where things go

Davos said:
"I think you overestimate my ability."

"I ask because I know of your blessing from that luck Goddess and the power in the pebble from another God. Many have attempted more with less Kakavasha."

Ok, I'm interested

Davos said:
"I'd rather you not call me that, and if I could have accomplished that with just those, you think I wouldn't?"

Yeah, that's valid

Davos said:
"I know, but you are forgetting something."

"That being?"

"I am here now, with no ties to these intergalactic merchants, and incredibly bored." Gilgamesh says with a smile that falls when Aventurine laughs.

"You think you alone can best the Interastral Peace Corporation?"

He doesn't think he can, he knows he can

Davos said:
"I have instilled fear in the Gods of my world. I know I can do the same to the pretender deities here, and this group founded on avarice and shallow faith will not cow and brand me." Gilgamesh says, smiling as Aventurine narrows his eyes.

Look, in a fight he had against Enkidu in a singularity(Because Chaldea won't allow it to be inside their headquarters) he clashed EA with Enkidu's NP, and it was, and I quote "As if the world was destroyed and remade seven times in a row"

Davos said:
"Do all heroic spirits make such foolish and rude claims?"

"We can settle those doubts on the roof if you require a first hand showing." Gilgamesh says.

"I'm game." Aventurine says, bringing out his stone and heading to the roof.

I think I see why he likes him

Davos said:
"I'm sure if we have Svarog's help we can settle this. Honestly, I'm sure by now he will realize he made some mistakes. Besides, he's not so headstrong to think he should conquer a planet." Caelus says as they get closer to Mydei's last location.

I don't even know that guy but I feel like that's not accurate

Davos said:
"Like he was calm enough to not start a fight with the ruler of a planet?" Kazuma asks.

"To be fair, that is how he greets some people." Stelle says.

That sounds celt

Davos said:
"Is that supposed to make him seem less hot headed? I'm surprised he didn't realize part way through he was being a warmonger!" Kazuma says and Caelus coughs into his fist.

"There is no word for warmonger in the Kremnoan language. That is simply a man!"

Eh?

Davos said:
"…Did he get possessed by something?"

"No, he's imitating Mydei." Dan Heng says.

...I can see it

Davos said:
"…Maybe it'll go better if we don't have blondie on this planet?"

"Don't worry, I called in help to make sure Mydei doesn't mightily Mydei things!" Caelus says.

Good to know

Davos said:
"Do not use my name as a verb for bungling." Mydei says upon hearing them, a giant robot with a tiny white haired girl close behind.

"Then don't Mydei." Stelle says with a grin, making Mydei sigh.

It's too late, you Mydei'd is know the new Vegeta'd
You have been verbed!!

Davos said:
"I realize now I was…forward. But I was rather taken by those two in a heated moment." Mydei says.

"They are striking, but I thought you wouldn't be so swayed by physical beauty?" Stelle asks.

"It was not their looks that blinded me, but their martial prowess. Within moments the one nearly sliced my arm clean off with her scythe for harming her companion, and the other shot me in the heart, then, when I approached after brushing past her guard, deftly skewered me with a bayonet before kicking me away. How can a man not be entranced from such a showing?"

I think Scathatch would like you

Davos said:
'This man's an idiot, and possibly bigger masochist than Darkness!' Kazuma thinks with an open mouth before sneezing.

And you didn't even meet Fergus XD

Davos said:
"I'm sure Mr. Mydei won't cause trouble again!" The white haired girl says before looking at a blankly staring Artoria and Emiya.

Famous last words

Davos said:
"Is…something the matter?"

"You just…remind us of someone…Eerily so…" Artoria says as Emiya looks at her feet. He sighs and traces a pair of shoes.

Oooh, this is... better let this slip

Davos said:
"They won't last long, but should be enough for you to find a suitable pair." He says as the white haired girl looks on in shock.

"That's amazing! But…I don't need shoes. Never really worn them since they hurt my feet."

"Absurd."

"Indeed, but she speaks truth. She wanders this frozen plain like it was a field of flowers." Mydei says before freezing at the sight behind them.

This makes me think on Corrin from Fire Emblem Fates

Davos said:
"Why did you call them here?"

"I thought you would be more problematic, and thought Phainon and Castorice would enjoy seeing another world." Caelus says as a white haired man in a trench coat and boots approaches with a smile, and a pink haired girl in a dress with an odd bandage looking top waves from further away.

Oh, so those are the reinforcements

Davos said:
"What the-" Before Kazuma can finish they are already attacking each other.

"Told you this is how he greets some people…want to make a bet?" Stelle asks.

"No." Kazuma says before sneezing again.

You should be thankfull Stelle, you would had lose

Davos said:
"Observation. This human will not live long in this area." The robot says making Stelle grimace.

"Also, the one designated as Mydei planned an attack on Belobog to free his servant who is currently being imprisoned."

"Heracles…was arrested?" Emiya asks with an open mouth, the shoes vanishing along with his concentration.

What is in this universe that makes servants get arrested!?

Davos said:
"It's warmer in the city." March says and they begin walking that way, with Caelus and Dan Heng staying behind to watch the demigods fight.

Kazuma is the first to walk that way, the others distracted by the fight or getting more info from Svarog. Kazuma approaches the woman who starts walking away.

Huh, it usually takes more time for it to happen

Davos said:
'…She probably heard some rumor about me from the gray haired asses. I'll talk to her and prove them wrong.' Kazuma thinks.

Yeah, he may be scummy but he is like nice scummy... I'm not sure what do I mean with this

Davos said:
"Hey, can we talk a moment?"

"You can speak from that distance…" The woman says with her back facing him, making Kazuma grimace but pick up his pace. Stelle notices this from further away and texts Kazuma.

I feel like there's something happening that Kazuma(or me) doesn't know

Davos said:
He ignores it and gets closer to Castorice.

"I'm not as bad as those two said I am!"

"It is not that…though that is a factor, you should stay further away from me." She says, not realizing until a moment later Kazuma is nearly within arm's reach. She gasps and jumps back.

Ok, something's fishy is happening

Davos said:
"I'm not going to do anything!"

"That's not-wait…do you…not feel ill being so close to me?"

"Why would I feel ill?" He asks, making Castorice tilt her head in stunned silence before taking a timid step to Kazuma, then another, her eyes widening as Kazuma stands unbothered.

Does she have like, a curse, like the one Zeref have in Fairy Tail that kills everything around him based of his love of life

Davos said:
"What the Hell?" Caelus and Stelle ask at the same time at seeing this Castorice standing in abject shock right in front of him.

Looks like that

Davos said:
"Do you…truly feel fine?"

"I mean, I think I'm going to catch a cold from this weather but other than that, yeah." He says and Castorice blinks.

"How perplexing…but not unpleasant…"

Oh, is he getting some action? Shame he is now taken

Davos said:
"Am I missing something?"

"I am the Demigod of death. Anyone that gets too close to me withers and dies…usually after feeling nausea or an intense sleepiness at a space further than this…."

That's... good to know

Davos said:
"I think I know why that is the case, but a quick question…what happens to the people that die this way?"

"Well…they usually go to the afterlife, but that is in my home world of Amphoreus…I do not know if that would happen here on Belobog."

I kinda feel like I know what's gonna happen

Davos said:
"What is the afterlife like on Amphoreus?"

"It is a field of flowers, meant to be a place of repose for the- Huh?!" Castorice startles with a blush when Kazuma grabs her bare shoulders.

The good old final gambit

Davos said:
'Case A, I die and go to Eris, avoiding this madness, case B, I get to rest!' Kazuma thinks with a big smile as Castorice warbles, blushing and alternating between looking at his hand on her person and his smiling face.

He really is tired of all this shit

Davos said:
'Or…case C…I am standing in a field gripping a young woman's shoulder…who could probably kill me…' Kazuma thinks with a growing stiff smile.

"I…did not expect people here to be immune to me…and to be so bold…" Castorice says, hands at her face as her pointed ears also turn red.

'Or case D, blushing elf girl!? This is amaz- WAIT! I'm not single…but this is a universe far far a-'

He really is in his popular phase

Davos said:
Kazuma's thought stops when a rip appears behind Castorice, two giant eyes now looking at him. Then a giant claw emerges, stamping onto the ground. Castorice turns to face the dragon as it stares down Kazuma.

"Pollux wait! He does not-"

Huh, if I had a nikel for every jealous big brother situation with characters being a variation of Castor and Pollux I would have two nikels, wich isn't a lot but it's curious it happened twice

Davos said:
Castorice clenches a fist and it vanishes a moment later. She runs over and helps Kazuma out of the snow.

"Thank you…"

"Do not thank me…My sister thought you must have been attacking me after what Caelus said about you."

"I assure you…he's lying…Wait, you're sister?"

More like embellishing the truth

Davos said:
"He never lied before…but I am willing to hear you out…I am curious how you are immune to me when others are not…And it's a bit of a personal story regarding that…"

He is used to dying anyways

Davos said:
Further away as the two talk, Caelus falls to his knees and punches the ice.

"It's not fair…why does he get to touch her without dying?!" He shouts, tears in his eyes as Stelle pats his back, crying alongside him.

Try almost getting raped by Orcs, that may give you enough Karma the universe decides to give you a little hand

Davos said:
"…You two are idiots…" March says as Artoria walks over closer to Kazuma and Castorice before coughing and collapsing.

That they are

Davos said:
"Why…is everything purple?" She asks while face first in the snow. Castorice walks quickly away with an apology.

So it's not a thing for otherworlders and the effect is able to affect servants.... Shame this one doesn't have Avalon
And isn't like the version of Rin of the crossover carries it around

Davos said:
"You want to do what to Penacony?!" Robin asks with both hands and winged ears covering her mouth.

Oh, BB is... BBing

Davos said:
"…If he wasn't here I would not tolerate even hearing this plan, Fool. It truly is the height of insanity, just like your group." Robin's servant says with crossed arms.

"Oh wow, you made a Berserker call you nuts…I'm impressed and like this plan more and more!" BB says with a wide smile.

You would be surprised, some of them seems very down to earth

Davos said:
"You say that like you didn't help make this plan~. And will you two relax? It'll only affect the dreamscape. We already know what happens there doesn't affect reality…right Song bird?" Sparkle asks while tracing a finger along her throat and looking at Robin, making the singer grimace.

I'm starting to see why they were compatibility bonded

Davos said:
"How thoughtless…it still hurt."

"It's not like you stayed dead~." Sparkle says, making Berserker approach with rapid steps while cracking her knuckles. BB stands in her way with red eyes.

Yep. they are a match made in hell

Davos said:
"I know thinking isn't the most notable skill of your class, but surely you haven't forgot about Grady…Ms Asna~." BB says, smiling until the other servant grabs her by the throat with untraceable speed and nearly crushing her windpipe.

"M-miss Asna?!" Robin says, making her servant let go of BB, the purple haired girl now coughing. Sparkle looks at BB while shaking her head.

'You really aren't suited for combat, are you 'Moon Pie'? That feels like need to know information…' Sparkle thinks.

She is more of a prankster, and hacker

Davos said:
'Are you of all people really reprimanding me for withholding information? Besides, everyone looks unsuited to combat compared to a Berserker Servant! Besides, at least I did it for a reason!' BB thinks while coughing.

'Sure you did, and I AM withholding info for a reason!'

'Is the reason,' it'll be funny'?' BB thinks back with a grin.

'Oh it will be~.'

'It better~.'

These women are dangerous together, and alone, they are dangerous

Davos said:
Aventurine finds himself held in place by the chain, unable to even move his fingers to throw giant dice at his servant.

The effect only gets worse when he tries to call on more of the Preservation's power.

Ah, Enkidu, always doing his best against demigods

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Davos said:
"Do not bother Master, those chains are the ultimate anti divine weapon, and only one part of my treasury."

"…I am more inclined to believe you aren't a braggart…but there is only one part that has me wary about believing in you fully."

I mean if he uses EA he might be able to destroy their planet, seeing as they are not in Gaia anymore so the friendly fire she puts so the things born in her aren't able to fully destroy her

Davos said:
"What is that?"

"On the off chance you fail-"

Gilgamesh laughs, cutting him off.

Hahahahahahhahaha
I don't know what's more funny, that he still thinks it's possible for Gil to lose or that if he does it could be for something silly like willingly stepping in an uncovered mine, yes he did it once

Davos said:
"…What am I to do to prevent becoming a criminal?"

"Defeat is not possible with me here…but if it will assuage your fears, simply say you are under the influence of my charisma skill. It will give you enough cover to return working like a good little slave." Gilgamesh says, making Aventurine scowl.

"A shame you can't become more power for being cocky…but I'm willing to bet on you now."

Oh trust me, if he did he would be unstoppable

Davos said:
If Artoria's collapse from Castorice's presence prompting Dan Heng to carry her wasn't enough proof, Kazuma finds out first hand that Castorice's ability to kill people is still working.

The hospitalized guard finds out firster hand that Castorice's ability to kill people is still working.

Damm, well, who is hungry?
That might give Artoria her energy back XD

Davos said:
Castorice sadly waits in the outskirts with Svarog.

Kazuma is dragged away by Caelus, both staring daggers at the other as they near the Supreme Guardian's office.

They have become nemesis

Davos said:
"I can't help in this, so I may as well keep her company."

"No." Everyone present says.

Let the man enjoy company he actually likes around, ok, it's mostly because I feel bad that Castorice is let outside alone

Davos said:
Kazuma glowers.

"Wait…Where's Hans?" He asks.

"He…just vanished." Welt says.

"Like in a thing of gold sparkles?" Emiya asks, making Stelle flinch and mutter 'Sparkle'.

Oh god, we are not down a Caster aren't we?

Davos said:
"No, gave a short yell and was simply gone when we looked for him."

Davos said:
"Maybe it was the lack of a Master?" March asks.

"No, as a Caster he has his own core for mana…We should look into that later." Emiya says as they enter the office.

Technically the Casters got extra energy from the mana of the world, usually by creating their own territory that absorbs the mana from the leylines, though they also have a higher Mana Rank wich gives them more time before vanishing due to bigger reserves
The cores are usually personal skills like Artoria's Dragon core, Melusine's Dragon Heart or the Godess's core from various of the Godess servants

Davos said:
"Oh, the Express. It is gladdening to see you a-" Bronya stops when Mydei enters the office, glaring at him along with Seele.

Bronya pulls out a shotgun from her desk.

Seele brings out her scythe.

Mydei approaches with a smile before a dozen hands grab him.

Fight figth fight fight

Davos said:
Kazuma uses lurk and tries to leave.

Caelus grabs him with a smile.

Hehehe, got him

Davos said:
Phainon smiles at Mydei.

"…Not a word to Castorice."

"I won't say a word, friend~."

'Liar.' Mydei thinks as explanations begin.

Hey, that came back

Davos said:
Mydei is still banned for life from Belobog, but he will not be arrested.

"What of my melancholic Servant? Will you free him?"

"We never arrested him…we were going to capture him as a way to lure you back but he did not resist."

Yeah, that tracks

Davos said:
"The useless coward…Then where is he?" Mydei asks.

Hey! He is not a coward, just depressed, this may be one of the only cases you want Jason there, he would cheer Herc in no time

Davos said:
"The giant sad sack just sat down in the middle of the road in the underworld and refused to move! He even let the kids play around or on top of him while muttering 'such is my fate'." Seele says.

Ok, that's a little cute

Davos said:
"…Is it possible to trade my servant for-"

"No." Kazuma, Artoria, Emiya, and Cu say at the same time.

Technically you can, but need someone to take him and a arbiter that can move command seals from a person to another

Davos said:
Back in the stable Aqua is glaring at Rin.

"Will you please stop, I didn't ask them to call me a Goddess!" Rin says.

"It wouldn't be beneath you, Trash-saka."

Oh, new insult unlocked

Davos said:
"You're more of an enemy to women than Kazuma ever was!"

"How dare you! How can you say that?!" Rin says, all her limbs glowing.

Yeah, let's not get hasty

Davos said:
"She's not wrong!" Illya says from outside the stable.

Like you are one to talk

Davos said:
"You wasted no time in painting a woman that annoyed in a salacious light, thus making her time here harder." Aqua says.

Do I need to remind you of the dead sister thing? If anything Rin was mercyfull for not going directly for murder

Davos said:
"And what does that make you for that one shoot?!" Rin asks.

"I'm simply being prudent."

"Is that another word for bitch in this world?" Rin asks, making Aqua gasp.

She got a point

Davos said:
"Just for that, I won't be modeling for your trashy magazine!"

"I wouldn't hire you if you were the last woman here!" Rin shouts. Her anger stalls a moment when Aqua smiles and brings a hand to her face with the biggest smug grin.

Aqua no

Davos said:
"…So it is you Kazuma~."

Rin raises a glowing fist and throws it.

You've done fucked

Davos said:
Aqua does the same, shouting the most petulant 'God Blow'.

Make your bets make your bets, who will win this encounter, the pervert idol or the useless goddess

Davos said:
Megumin warbles.

Darkness stands between them, getting punched on both sides with a moan, instantly diffusing their anger and replacing it with shame and disgust.

And the winner is the masochist paladin, there are on refunds

Davos said:
Their shame makes Darkness moan once more.

Rin takes a walk.

Yeah, you do that

Davos said:
Illya approaches Aqua with a grin.

"Now that the fake Goddess is gone, let's talk business~."

Illya no, you are playing with fire, dammit Aqua is petty enough to agree

Davos said:
They are guided to the underworld by Seele, keeping a close eye on Mydei as others in the city watch him with tense stares.

"I will not attack citizens."

Yeah, we are not barbarians

Davos said:
In the middle of the underworld square is Heracles, lying on his back on the road as kids play around him.

Mydei kicks Heracles.

"It is time to go."

"But the cold ground feels so nice…fitting for a wretch such as myself."

Damn, mood kindred

Davos said:
Kazuma hands Artoria water and she drinks it as others try to convince the giant to stand up. When Artoria goes to walk she falls face first to the ground.

Not enough it seems

Davos said:
Dan Heng picks her back up and she is staring listless into space.

"This seems worse than that time in the castle." Kazuma says.

Oh, yeah, that wasn't fun

Davos said:
"What happened at the castle?...Oh Gods, is it anything like the church?!" March asks.

"No, she was stabbed." Cu says.

"…By stabbed-" March starts, drawing a twitching eye glare from Artoria.

Yes, with a sword, there wasn't anything sexual there, except Gilgamesh presence

Davos said:
"Forced to try and kill herself with her own sword."

"How?!" Stelle asks.

"Command Seal." Kazuma says.

Funny, that's the reason they were made

Davos said:
"Command seals can do that?!" Stelle and March ask at the same time.

Between other things

Davos said:
"…Yes, but when it happened, the water was able to cure her, but she did have a master at the time supplying mana…maybe she needs one for it to be more effective?" Kazuma asks.

Probably, servants can cure faster with enough mana

Davos said:
As they discuss options, Emiya notices a red haired young man approach and grimaces. Then he sees he is missing an arm, a broken metal arm in his living one.

"Are you the friend of hers that was beaten my Mydei?"

"Yeah, it was quite a fight…If my arm wasn't smashed up, I'd ask him for a rematch!"

"And I would gladly oblige you." Mydei says, making Seele' eyes turn red a moment.

What a nice bromance

Davos said:
Emiya continues looking at the arm.

"Do you mind if I take a look at that?"

His handyman senses are tingling

Davos said:
"Sure, but it is pretty messed up. Name is Luka by the way."

"Emiya." He says before taking the arm and focusing a moment. After muttering 'trace on' he analyzes the internal structure and gives it back.

"It's actually in good shape. Just a few wires are messed up and a bit of a plate needs some hammering and it'll be as good as new. I can actually fix it if you have some tools." He says, stunning Seele and Luka.

That´s the homurahara brownie for you

Davos said:
"That would be amazing!" Luka says and drags Emiya over to the clinic.

Aww, he made a friend

Davos said:
Artoria meanwhile looks around at her options. Welt is nowhere nearby, Kazuma is Kazuma, and Stelle is…herself.

What a conundrum

Davos said:
"Just pick Stelle already." Kazuma says.

"…I'm considering fading away."

Honestly valid

Davos said:
"I'll buy you an entry to the all you can eat contest at the crab stand down the road." Stelle says, making Artoria consider for a moment.

Not even food can convince her? She really despises her

Davos said:
"I'm surprised you are not seeking revenge." Kazuma asks.

"If this Gilgamesh is worse than Grady, we'll need all the help we can get, and if that means spoiling you to a meal or three, it'll be worth it."

Oh trust me, you have no idea how worse he is

Davos said:
'…Oddly practical.' Kazuma thinks.

She is planning something

Davos said:
'…I feel something is off, but I imagine her mana is about the same quality as Welt's…and my only other option is Kazuma…' Artoria thinks with a sigh.

You might reconsider later but it depends on how this goes

Davos said:
"Yippy!" Stelle says before taking Artoria off of Dan Heng's back and hugging her from behind.

"Please refrain from such displays in public…" Artoria mutters.

She won't

Davos said:
"I'm surprised you didn't go for her as your master…I thought you two would get along?"

"I thought so too, until she pulled out a spear bigger than mine."

"I didn't think that would bother you? If anything I thought you would take that as a challenge while flirting with her." Kazuma asks

"It did, but that was until she pulled out the second spear."

Oh, Shishou ptsd

Davos said:
"…Second spear?"

"But we're not in public, this part of the underworld is rarely visited, and everyone is distracted by Mydei and his Servant now…but I can be talked into a different venue~." Stelle says in a whisper.

Oooh, ooooooh, I get it now

Davos said:
'That sounds weird as Hell…Wait…No…!' Kazuma thinks with a shudder as Artoria suddenly pales.

"Stelle…what is poking me?" Artoria asks, making Kazuma pale now.

Kazuma is getting flashbacks of Vietnam/The crimson demon village

Davos said:
"My spear~."

"But you don't have that pole arm of lave right now…!"

"It's still flaming hot and quite a pole~." Stelle says, making March and Himeko blush and quietly wish Artoria luck.

Well, this is happening, wait, did they-? You know what, I'm not asking

Davos said:
'Oh God…I'm Guinevere now…'

Or Morgan XD
Though if you are Guinevere that means you would fall for a french knight that might have some unresolved feelings with your husband...Who would fill that role?

Davos said:
"Please tell me this is an accident…" Artoria asks.

"Oh Artoria you silly babe you…" Stelle says with a toothy smile before continuing in a whisper to Artoria's ear.

"I'm doing it on purpose!"

I wish you the best, you might need it

Davos said:
"I'm not sure this is a good idea…" Jeanne says as Medea and Avicebron both make summoning circles on the basement floor.

"I have experience in this." Medea says.

"It did feel like a regular summoning when she called me." Musashi says while staring flatly at Medea.

She knows what she's doing

Davos said:
"…The amount of bad summons in Romania leading to that debacle still has me wary."

"I doubt it can get worse than what happened in that grail war." Mordred says.

You buffon, you jinxed it

Davos said:
"Plus having more Servants can't hurt…Right?" Kazuma asks.

Depends of the servant

Davos said:
Jeanne sighs and waits as they finish the summoning.

A man in purple armor appears from Medea's circle, making Jeanne glower and Mordred pale.

"…My king?" Lancelot asks in abject shock while looking at Mordred.

Of all the knights of the round table it had to be this one, even Agravain the woman hater would be better!
Though this may work, yes, we just need to play it right

Davos said:
"Ok, this is bad…" Kazuma mutters with a hand at his head.

"At least the next one can't get-"

Spartacus appears in Avicebron's circle.

Forget it you are fucked

Davos said:
He takes one look at Mordred and jumps forward with an overhead swing.

"Oppressor!"

Very fucked

Davos said:
Mordred narrowly avoids the blow, a small crater now in the basement floor.

"My King!" Lancelot says before attacking Spartacus.

Kazuma looks at the hole in the floor as Lancelot and Spartacus fight.

'That…was the foundation…'

At this rate there will be no manor anymore

Davos · 2026-07-14T17:06:29+0100

alextheconqueror said:
I mean, you are used to deal with the divine, you can do this

Bullshit

Preach brother, they should know better than to try and take a Neet outside

The betrayal!

What, does your youthfull spirit maintains you hot?

...Ok, I was joking but looks like it actually does, kinda

This is the first time I saw a servant sneeze in a non comedic way, even in the frozen hellscape of the Russian Lostbelt they didn't got like that, and there was a shirtless man there

...Oh, this might be worse than the russian lostbelt

Yeah that tracks

How did they survived without needing to become furries?

Not surprised

In this case I would believe she is

Trust me, reality is more crazy than whatever lies you think she makes

Heh, I love these guys

You used the likeness of her dead sister, wich btw needed to be killed in front of her to avoid the end of the world, I think she has the right to retaliate

So phrasing to avoid consecuences, classic

This is why Megumin is the best of the trio of stooges

She kinda needed to

Pffft, I mean, if it said daddy and changed milk for grail then it would be true

You are stronger than I am Rin

Technically yes

Illya, Rin just need to mention that you tried to use the likeness of her dead sister, that mind you, both of you saw die, I don't think you have the upper hand

Ooooh~

We wanna know!!

Fight fight fight!

*Looks at the adventurers directions as if saying "Seriusly?"*

This is tamer than I expected if I'm being honest

Neither do I

That's the least to do to get out of this mess

Surprised you hadn't them listed as that before this

So this is why she is compatible with Ishtar

Stones in glass walls much?

Pfffft, I won't disagree that Ishtar is a hussy, in fact is only Rin being the Vessel and counteracting Ishtar bitchiness what makes it so Gil refrains from using EA on site

Illya, no, you are already in deep shit

Never change Liz

You would know if you did

Though servants usually don't need to sleep unless they actually want to

Oh, you didn't said that

You shouldn't tempt fate like that(Heh)

How are you still alive? Though he allowed Shinji to live, till he decided to use him as a Fake grail

Oh, yep, here comes Gil's usual reason to do anything, finding interesting people and seeing where things go

Ok, I'm interested

Yeah, that's valid

He doesn't think he can, he knows he can

Look, in a fight he had against Enkidu in a singularity(Because Chaldea won't allow it to be inside their headquarters) he clashed EA with Enkidu's NP, and it was, and I quote "As if the world was destroyed and remade seven times in a row"

I think I see why he likes him

I don't even know that guy but I feel like that's not accurate

That sounds celt

Eh?

...I can see it

Good to know

It's too late, you Mydei'd is know the new Vegeta'd
You have been verbed!!

I think Scathatch would like you

And you didn't even meet Fergus XD

Famous last words

Oooh, this is... better let this slip

This makes me think on Corrin from Fire Emblem Fates

Oh, so those are the reinforcements

You should be thankfull Stelle, you would had lose

What is in this universe that makes servants get arrested!?

Huh, it usually takes more time for it to happen

Yeah, he may be scummy but he is like nice scummy... I'm not sure what do I mean with this

I feel like there's something happening that Kazuma(or me) doesn't know

Ok, something's fishy is happening

Does she have like, a curse, like the one Zeref have in Fairy Tail that kills everything around him based of his love of life

Looks like that

Oh, is he getting some action? Shame he is now taken

That's... good to know

I kinda feel like I know what's gonna happen

The good old final gambit

He really is tired of all this shit

He really is in his popular phase

Huh, if I had a nikel for every jealous big brother situation with characters being a variation of Castor and Pollux I would have two nikels, wich isn't a lot but it's curious it happened twice

More like embellishing the truth

He is used to dying anyways

Try almost getting raped by Orcs, that may give you enough Karma the universe decides to give you a little hand

That they are

So it's not a thing for otherworlders and the effect is able to affect servants.... Shame this one doesn't have Avalon
And isn't like the version of Rin of the crossover carries it around

Oh, BB is... BBing

You would be surprised, some of them seems very down to earth

I'm starting to see why they were compatibility bonded

Yep. they are a match made in hell

She is more of a prankster, and hacker

These women are dangerous together, and alone, they are dangerous

Ah, Enkidu, always doing his best against demigods

I mean if he uses EA he might be able to destroy their planet, seeing as they are not in Gaia anymore so the friendly fire she puts so the things born in her aren't able to fully destroy her

Hahahahahahhahaha
I don't know what's more funny, that he still thinks it's possible for Gil to lose or that if he does it could be for something silly like willingly stepping in an uncovered mine, yes he did it once

Oh trust me, if he did he would be unstoppable

Damm, well, who is hungry?
That might give Artoria her energy back XD

They have become nemesis

Let the man enjoy company he actually likes around, ok, it's mostly because I feel bad that Castorice is let outside alone

Oh god, we are not down a Caster aren't we?

Technically the Casters got extra energy from the mana of the world, usually by creating their own territory that absorbs the mana from the leylines, though they also have a higher Mana Rank wich gives them more time before vanishing due to bigger reserves
The cores are usually personal skills like Artoria's Dragon core, Melusine's Dragon Heart or the Godess's core from various of the Godess servants

Fight figth fight fight

Hehehe, got him

Hey, that came back

Yeah, that tracks

Hey! He is not a coward, just depressed, this may be one of the only cases you want Jason there, he would cheer Herc in no time

Ok, that's a little cute

Technically you can, but need someone to take him and a arbiter that can move command seals from a person to another

Oh, new insult unlocked

Yeah, let's not get hasty

Like you are one to talk

Do I need to remind you of the dead sister thing? If anything Rin was mercyfull for not going directly for murder

She got a point

Aqua no

You've done fucked

Make your bets make your bets, who will win this encounter, the pervert idol or the useless goddess

And the winner is the masochist paladin, there are on refunds

Yeah, you do that

Illya no, you are playing with fire, dammit Aqua is petty enough to agree

Yeah, we are not barbarians

Damn, mood kindred

Not enough it seems

Oh, yeah, that wasn't fun

Yes, with a sword, there wasn't anything sexual there, except Gilgamesh presence

Funny, that's the reason they were made

Between other things

Probably, servants can cure faster with enough mana

What a nice bromance

His handyman senses are tingling

That´s the homurahara brownie for you

Aww, he made a friend

What a conundrum

Honestly valid

Not even food can convince her? She really despises her

Oh trust me, you have no idea how worse he is

She is planning something

You might reconsider later but it depends on how this goes

She won't

Oh, Shishou ptsd

Oooh, ooooooh, I get it now

Kazuma is getting flashbacks of Vietnam/The crimson demon village

Well, this is happening, wait, did they-? You know what, I'm not asking

Or Morgan XD
Though if you are Guinevere that means you would fall for a french knight that might have some unresolved feelings with your husband...Who would fill that role?

I wish you the best, you might need it

She knows what she's doing

You buffon, you jinxed it

Depends of the servant

Of all the knights of the round table it had to be this one, even Agravain the woman hater would be better!
Though this may work, yes, we just need to play it right

Forget it you are fucked

Very fucked

At this rate there will be no manor anymore
[/QUOTE]

Think it would be his first time dealing with a deity being on a most wanted list.

Sounds like you too...need to embrace Trailblazing!

Isn't he only semi a neet by this point?

To be fair, most other places thought Belobog had no people for centuries due to the cold. Not exactly a hot spot in any meaning.

Semi yes

Think it also works with heat

I thought an ice age would be enough to make them sneeze, but I did forget about Lostbelt Russia

Possible. They do have a giant robot on Belobog.

And this was only the first level!

Farming an ore that produces lot of heat I think as their main source. And tights

Same

Semi same.

That can be argued, if for no other reason than denying Rin being a victim

They are rabid fans.

There are good people on both sides!

Hard to avoid the literal bell

Level headed on all things except one spell that is her passion

Fair

Oh...it does!

Only in public courts at this point

But not in this case

Possibly true, and I did semi forget to cover the sister point...again.

hehe

Same

Fight fight fight!

To be fair, that is a regular Tuesday some days

Damn...

On one hand yes...

On the other hand, wouldn't it just repeat itself elsewhere?

They are working up to it. The Destroyer core thing was an accident

I imagine there are others, like the jewels

More like sacrilege, but yeah

Hussy Goddess of love, war, and harvest or not, the outfit is peak eye candy

And she can go deeper still

Liz probably won't.

Indeed

Thought they still get the visions? I kinda forgot most servants go into spirit form instead of sleeping like Artoria

hehehehe

HEHEhehe

Aventurine has absurd luck

Indeed.

Glad to know

Can't beat the system

He's starting to Gilgamesh

Sounds vaguely familiar. For what it is worth, most any God looking at people usually causes devastation, and the one God swings a hammer so slowly that whenever it rings it becomes marked as a new age.

He's charming and lucky if nothing else.

Bit arguable, but he is basically space God of War

Not wrong.

It's one of his more memed phrases

Indeed

Indeed again

...I want to use that phrase elsewhere now

....Funnily enough I kinda see it now. He can probably survive the Gae Bolg too since the only way he can die is if a certain spot on his back gets stabbed, so they can probably fight until exhaustion.

Not sure those two would get along xd

Fair

There were jokes that she was basically hsr Illya.

Huh...oddly fair

Yep

Arguable. Kazuma doesn't know about Phainon

Depression and the law.

For what exactly to happen?

He treats as they treat him?

There is, downside of crossovers and collabs I guess.

Indeed

Not familiar with Zeref, but basically yes, except she cannot control it.

Yep

This is a sfw fic of attempted murder, slander, and pin up magazine start ups.

tbf, she never really had to explain back home.

I would not be surprised if you did guess right

Only doable once for most people

Who wouldn't be?

I won't confirm nor deny

Feels like that should be a fairly common trope in anime and manga.

Both can be true

And with seeing a retty gal at the end too.

Surprised you didn't mention the frequent visits with Eris being a factor instead.

Only by choice

I would say yes or no, but I am not entirely sure myself.

You like the verbing eh?

Key word being some.

I was rather tickled when I thought of this pairing.

*Heaven...or Heaven's Feel?

Pfft, I'm now seeing BB being stared down by a bunch of heroes and she says 'it was just a prank!'

*Delightful

When in doubt, Enkidu

Can't add to the collection if everything is gone though

Fair, though Aventurine does have a bit of experience in that. He did force the hand of another person who was only bested by Gods and it nearly killed him.

More so than Krillin with Zenkai boosts

Maybe, maybe not.

Like they were friends before?

Might have forgot to write it, but Svarog is with her I think.

You'll find out later

Huh, I thought it was a fully functional core, making them self sufficient and able to stay in the world forever in theory, and that they usually don't because every other class kills them out of their field, and even inside, it's not an issue for some servants [eg Vlad in Romania would likely destroy most casters in their work shop.]

Not today

Indeed

Thought it was apt

Indeed again

I got something in mind for Herc later.

Was going for sad, but I see that too now

Both of which aren't really available in hsr

Surprised I didn't think of it eariler.

Yeah, he did a lot to get that reputation!

That won't stop her

I mean, she did try at first but Darkness and Leysritt were there

Indeed

Surprised you aren't saying 'fight fight fight' again

Pushed the Kazuma button

Shame I can't place a bet.

Glad I didn't make a bet

She needs it

Don't you mean playing with water?

Try convincing Seele

Indeed...

hehehe

Castles are the place for bad times in Fate

.....By sword-

True, but probably a shock to the hsr crew

Many things

Unfortunately food doesn't give too much...Huh...was there ever any parody or fic that had Saber face off against the DBZ warriors in eating?

Shame it had a broken arm involved

Indeed...he has moved on from heaters!

The what???

Funnily enough, the planet is a semi steam punk place, so his ability to understand machinery would make him highly sought after on Belobog.

That's Hell she's walking into

Between those two and Gil, it is.

It was not a good impression.

Exposition for the crew in the next chapter.

She could just be nice once in a while

Have you no faith?

Yeah, I can't deny that one

Hehehehehehe

HEHEHEHE

Yeah...I was so very tickled when I thought of this one.

I'm surprised that's a line too far for you.

Don't think she is thinking that far ahead aside from being a woman to a futa

Never thought you would wish Artoria luck...I guess her redemption is going well?

Still won't stop her from bungling it somehow.

tbf, there was a lot of mishaps in that war. Would be hard to imagine it getting worse than that

True, but they can't be choosers at this time.

Wouldn't be a Fate Apocrypha Part 2: Isekei Bungaloo without a few more familiar faces

Surprised you aren't mentioning him going after Artoria before as a plus

But yeah....

Verily...but Aqua can rebuild the damage at least.

alextheconqueror · 2026-07-14T22:42:18+0100

Davos said:
Think it would be his first time dealing with a deity being on a most wanted list.

Aside from Aqua

Though she wasn't in most wanted

Davos said:
Sounds like you too...need to embrace Trailblazing!

Daga kotowaro!

Davos said:
Isn't he only semi a neet by this point?

Still neet enough to not want to be there

Davos said:
To be fair, most other places thought Belobog had no people for centuries due to the cold. Not exactly a hot spot in any meaning.

Heh, nice pun

Davos said:
Semi yes

I didn't expected them to have a Might Guy in them XD

Davos said:
Think it also works with heat

Huh, cool

Davos said:
I thought an ice age would be enough to make them sneeze, but I did forget about Lostbelt Russia

Most people prefer to not talk about it, specially when we have to mention the canibal furries

Davos said:
Possible. They do have a giant robot on Belobog.

Oh god, if Russia with Olympus flavored enemies

Davos said:
And this was only the first level!

Damm

Davos said:
Farming an ore that produces lot of heat I think as their main source. And tights

Obviously the tights saved more lives

Davos said:
Semi same.

I take it XD

Davos said:
That can be argued, if for no other reason than denying Rin being a victim

Fair I guess, at least until she hears about the priest

Oh, I forgot to add one in Rin basically reading Sena's mind
I was gonna put "At least she's self aware"

Davos said:
They are rabid fans.

Enfasis in rabid

Davos said:
There are good people on both sides!

It just take some effort to see the good in one side, aside from Sella, Sella is great

Davos said:
Hard to avoid the literal bell

Indeed

Davos said:
Level headed on all things except one spell that is her passion

And her self image issues

Davos said:
Oh...it does!

Kinda sad ngl

Davos said:
Only in public courts at this point

Still better than me

Davos said:
But not in this case

Basically, yeah

Davos said:
Possibly true, and I did semi forget to cover the sister point...again.

Happens to the best of us

Davos said:
hehe

She has more Ishtar in her that she let's show

Davos said:
Same

Brother

Davos said:
Fight fight fight!

Fight fight fight fight!

Davos said:
To be fair, that is a regular Tuesday some days

Yep, this town is crazy

Davos said:
Damn...

But not untrue

Davos said:
On one hand yes...

But?

Davos said:
On the other hand, wouldn't it just repeat itself elsewhere?

Yeah, we need to separate them entirelly

Davos said:
They are working up to it. The Destroyer core thing was an accident

Fair, but still everywhere they go ends kind of destroyed, at this point there should be a poster of them that said "If you see these adventurers something terrible is happening near you"

Davos said:
I imagine there are others, like the jewels

That too, yes

Davos said:
More like sacrilege, but yeah

Again, fair enough XD

Davos said:
Hussy Goddess of love, war, and harvest or not, the outfit is peak eye candy

I think that was the point, and it works so well

Davos said:
And she can go deeper still

Way deeper

Davos said:
Liz probably won't.

And that's why we love her

Davos said:
Thought they still get the visions? I kinda forgot most servants go into spirit form instead of sleeping like Artoria

They do, the servant master connection works both ways, in fact the bond can affect the master as much as it affects the servants, take Ritsuka for example, his connection with Mash give him/her poison resistance

Davos said:
hehehehe

HEHEhehe

Hehehehehehehe

Davos said:
Aventurine has absurd luck

That he does

Davos said:
Glad to know

Keep cooking king

Davos said:
Can't beat the system

Then join the one who can

Davos said:
He's starting to Gilgamesh

That he does, he will Gilgamesh all over that place

Davos said:
Sounds vaguely familiar. For what it is worth, most any God looking at people usually causes devastation, and the one God swings a hammer so slowly that whenever it rings it becomes marked as a new age.

Damm, that's wild

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He's charming and lucky if nothing else.

That he is

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Bit arguable, but he is basically space God of War

So like, Space Ares? well another Space Ares(Looks at the Mecha that was Ares body in the Nasuverse)

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Not wrong.

Knew it

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It's one of his more memed phrases

Heh, nice

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...I want to use that phrase elsewhere now

Go for it

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....Funnily enough I kinda see it now. He can probably survive the Gae Bolg too since the only way he can die is if a certain spot on his back gets stabbed, so they can probably fight until exhaustion.

So like Siegfried with steroids, nice

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Not sure those two would get along xd

Depends on the situation XD
Though now I'm thinking in how Kazuma would mesh with Blackbeard

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There were jokes that she was basically hsr Illya.

Yeah, that tracks

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Huh...oddly fair

I mean, it does sound like Corrin

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Arguable. Kazuma doesn't know about Phainon

Nah, if Kazuma makes a bet he is almost fated to win

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Depression and the law.

Yeah, that would do it

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For what exactly to happen?

For Kazuma's reputation to get that bad, that's what I meant

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He treats as they treat him?

Basically that

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There is, downside of crossovers and collabs I guess.

Yeah, makes sense

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Not familiar with Zeref, but basically yes, except she cannot control it.

Zeref also can't control it, his only solution is to kill his emotions EMIYA style and work as a cold machine

Davos said:
This is a sfw fic of attempted murder, slander, and pin up magazine start ups.

And anything that happens will be off screen and/or merely implied

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tbf, she never really had to explain back home.

Yeah, that makes sense

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I would not be surprised if you did guess right

I kinda expected for the curse to not work and Kazuma just being there flustered

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Only doable once for most people

Lucky that Kazuma isn't most people

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Who wouldn't be?

I don't think anyone can blame him

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I won't confirm nor deny

Then I will need to, imagine

Davos said:
Feels like that should be a fairly common trope in anime and manga.

The overprotective sibling is but adding the Castor and Pollux part narrows it down a lot

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Both can be true

True

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And with seeing a retty gal at the end too.

That makes it more bearable

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Surprised you didn't mention the frequent visits with Eris being a factor instead.

.... Dammit I missed the chance

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Only by choice

The best type of idiots

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I would say yes or no, but I am not entirely sure myself.

We only know that she has access to the Kaleidoscope(Wich looks like it can let you transfer through worlds, looks like the fanfics weren't wrong) and got Ishtars powers at some point

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You like the verbing eh?

Love it, and sounded apt

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Key word being some.

Yep, that's the important part to remember, not every berserker is like Beowulf

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I was rather tickled when I thought of this pairing.

I can see why

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*Heaven...or Heaven's Feel?

Oh, that was soo good

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Pfft, I'm now seeing BB being stared down by a bunch of heroes and she says 'it was just a prank!'

She would

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*Delightful

That too

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When in doubt, Enkidu

Always comes in clutch

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Can't add to the collection if everything is gone though

True true, in this era of spaceships it's time to come back to his roots, prepare the Vimana in his full starship mode!! It won't be only a throne anymore

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Fair, though Aventurine does have a bit of experience in that. He did force the hand of another person who was only bested by Gods and it nearly killed him.

Huh, that's interesting, now I wanna read the lore

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More so than Krillin with Zenkai boosts

Indeed

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Maybe, maybe not.

Saber: Better safe than sorry

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Like they were friends before?

Fair enough XD

Davos said:
Might have forgot to write it, but Svarog is with her I think.

That's nice

Davos said:
You'll find out later

I'll wait then

And another one in wich I forgot to add the comment, I was gonna compare him with dissapairing man from TADC

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Huh, I thought it was a fully functional core, making them self sufficient and able to stay in the world forever in theory, and that they usually don't because every other class kills them out of their field, and even inside, it's not an issue for some servants [eg Vlad in Romania would likely destroy most casters in their work shop.]

No, the ones that can exist without a Master are the avengers and that's because of their Self replenishment skill that gives them mana based on their rank and hatred, for example Nobunaga will keep recieving magical energy from that skill as long as a god or buddah still exists
The reason why they usually go after the Casters first is because giving them time let's them make defenses, a territory and items that would allows them to catch the other servants with surprise and possibly kill them, with more time more resources they get and more defenses they make

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Not today

Shame

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Thought it was apt

It was

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I got something in mind for Herc later.

Oooh, plot~

Davos said:
Was going for sad, but I see that too now

It is also pretty sad

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Both of which aren't really available in hsr

Yep

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Surprised I didn't think of it eariler.

Same

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Yeah, he did a lot to get that reputation!

Don't mock his effort!

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That won't stop her

No it won't

Davos said:
I mean, she did try at first but Darkness and Leysritt were there

Yeah, but decided other means later at least ;v

Davos said:
Surprised you aren't saying 'fight fight fight' again

I needed to prepare the bet stall

Davos said:
Pushed the Kazuma button

She shouldn't had done that

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Shame I can't place a bet.

Glad I didn't make a bet

Everyone lost, except Darkness

Davos said:
She needs it

A lot

Davos said:
Don't you mean playing with water?

That sounds more apt XD

Davos said:
Try convincing Seele

No thanks, I'm fine

Davos said:
Indeed...

Sometimes you just wanna lay in the ground and do nothing

Davos said:
Castles are the place for bad times in Fate

Thank god they don't just appea-*Remembers that one of Marie Antoniette NPs is making a casttle of glass* At least she wasn't summoned

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.....By sword-

Saber: Not that type of sword

Davos said:
True, but probably a shock to the hsr crew

They don't know how ruthless are the Magus of the nasuverse

Davos said:
Many things

The power of the command seals can lead to things that most would think unexpected

Davos said:
Unfortunately food doesn't give too much...Huh...was there ever any parody or fic that had Saber face off against the DBZ warriors in eating?

I think there should be at least one parody

Davos said:
Shame it had a broken arm involved

Yeah... at least it wasn't one flesh and blood

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Indeed...he has moved on from heaters!

But not from pipes, never from pipes

Davos said:
The what???

One of the nicknames the fandom gives him, other is the fake janitor of Homurahara

Davos said:
Funnily enough, the planet is a semi steam punk place, so his ability to understand machinery would make him highly sought after on Belobog.

Charles Babbage: Did you say... STEAM!

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That's Hell she's walking into

Emiya can just see her with pity if he was there

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Between those two and Gil, it is.

Indeed

Davos said:
It was not a good impression.

No it wasn't

Davos said:
Exposition for the crew in the next chapter.

Good to know

Davos said:
She could just be nice once in a while

Have you no faith?

I'm not Jeanne

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Yeah, I can't deny that one

Knew it

Davos said:
Hehehehehehe

HEHEHEHE

I see why you are laughing and it was so funny XD

Davos said:
Yeah...I was so very tickled when I thought of this one.

I mean it fits

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I'm surprised that's a line too far for you.

I'm just trying to maintain my comments sfw *Looks at all the possible dirty jokes* I'm failing

Davos said:
Don't think she is thinking that far ahead aside from being a woman to a futa

I know, I'm just being silly

Davos said:
Never thought you would wish Artoria luck...I guess her redemption is going well?

It is

Davos said:
Still won't stop her from bungling it somehow.

Indeed, Medea is peak girlfailure

Davos said:
tbf, there was a lot of mishaps in that war. Would be hard to imagine it getting worse than that

At least it wasn't snowfield

Davos said:
True, but they can't be choosers at this time.

No they can't, no they can't

Davos said:
Wouldn't be a Fate Apocrypha Part 2: Isekei Bungaloo without a few more familiar faces

Makes sense

Davos said:
Surprised you aren't mentioning him going after Artoria before as a plus

That's basically the plan, the question is how much property damage will happen before he gets to her

Davos said:
But yeah....

Called it

Davos said:
Verily...but Aqua can rebuild the damage at least.

Good thing we have the goddess of construction

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