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On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

Steady Distance is like, the only way that I can go out with a bang, is to try and beat my friend who is several years junior, in conditions that unilaterally favor me, and disadvantage her.
It's more that she wants to shoot for a couple of the biggest dirt races in Japan, and wants to run against Shirogane in them, but since Shirogane is a year too young for them, she'd settle for running against her in a different setting. Most dirt races do happen to be shorter though.
 
Well, I think this race could be a turning point for Tanya. Her friend,perhaps her best friend,is literally telling her that she wants Tanya to be her final rival; Tanya is a person of great honor, and I'm sure this will awaken a feeling in her that she was missing something needed to truly transcend in racing.
 
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If the umas really were concerned with aerodynamics they'd lose the extra ruffles, loose capes, and poofy skirts on those ballroom gowns and wear basic leotards instead.

Their umamusume magic creates a bubble of still air around them when they run and they need the poofy racing dresses and jewelry as totems to unlock their full power, maybe? That's anime magical fighting girl logic.

Personally I like to think it's almost purely matter of pride. Umas don't get to run in signature racewear until they've won their debut race, and its meant to be a celebration of their heritage, history and ability, and they wear it only in high stakes races. Also running in a wildly impractical outfit and still winning gives you bragging rights.

"Why are you dressed like that, aren't you taking this seriously?"

"I don't need to take this seriously to beat you. I'm gonna dress like this and still win, then I'm going to gloat about it."

"Oh yeah!? Well I'll dress even more impractically, heck I'll wear a ball gown and beat you!"

Sort of like how Sha'Carri Richardson wore claw nails and fishnet leggings, then placed first in a 200m event and second in another. It made for a good headline and the photos do look ridiculous.

Also if you consider real life thoroughbred horseracing was originally a military tradition for selecting the fastest and strongest horses, it kinda makes sense that the first racers might have run in military fatigues or ceremonial uniforms. With the whole tradition slowly evolving from there.

but the number of races she wanted to participate in meant that Hana spent a surprisingly large amount of time watching Shirogane racing, for what kind of trainer would she be if she didn't show up to her trainee's race?

LOL, could this be a jab at the "skip to result" trainers?

"My mother was naturalized." It had been a lengthy process.

A most impressive feat... Though, compared to today, it must have been easier to naturalize in Japan in the 90's right?

The entire conversation with Steady Distance is really great, and it also shows that Shiro isn't beating the grey coat stereotypes. She's such a goofball, I genuinely wish we could have seen her and Tamamo Cross have a proper conversation where Tama just has to figure out how to retort to all the absurdities Shiro ends up throwing at her.

There was a beat of silence, leaving Shirogane standing there awkwardly as she watched her schoolmates' eyes widen in shock, first King Halo, then Grass Wonder, and Seiun Sky.

"S-Shirogane-san–?"

"Waaiiiit a minute–"

"You plan on running both the Triple Crown and the Triple Tiara Circuit?!"

Oh yeah... Breathe it in, that's the smell of Shonen rivalry in the air. Though I guess in this case it would be... Umashoujo rivalry?

Seriously though, the collective realisation from her classmates is great and it results in getting an epithet early. Demon of Distance, is that one in the game? I dont recall.

I also really like that the three classmates with higher wit pick up on Shiro's intentions first, then everyone else gets clued in once Grass says something.

"But it's Urara's normal name…"

Also Urara getting worried about her real name being her racing name is really cute.

"As you well shouldn't." Shirogane smiled. Her schoolmates wavered for a moment, before their resolve hardened. "We ought to uphold the honor of this institution, after all."

This scene is great and ends on a really great note. Shiro is a little demon and her past life skill of giving rousing battle speeches has carried over, now she just drops cold ass bars at random.

"Number three Mori Survival has done it! She's held the lead for the whole–oh no! Mori Survival has collapsed right past the finish line!"

Congratulations to Mori Survival! She was doubted throughout, but she really showed how a healthy fear of death can push an uma to the next level.

Ahh, but how on earth is she going to be able to perform the winning live? Maybe Shirogane's winning live performances won't seem so robotic in comparison to her year mates if she runs them all ragged for each of their wins? How cunning, how cunning indeed.

Also nevermind the winning live, Mori isn't running for the next month and a half, minimum. If she was a playable uma, she might be the second uma to get a purple condition from winning a race.
 
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I know she's just a side character here but I do hope we see her get a win someday.

You'll be waiting for a long while. Haru Urara's eventual title was... The Shining Star of Losers Everywhere.
It'd be really interesting to see what a Shirogane support card would give skill wise. Maybe a bunch of stamina skills?

I'd say that her support card is a Guts card loaded to the max with energy draining events that give stat increases for stamina and a whole bevy of red skills, the whole arsenal of Flustered/Subdued/Hesitant/Frenzied skills for Front Runners. Maybe with Trick (Front), Go with the Flow and Slipstream thrown in for good measure, as a reference to how she likes to hide in another runner's wake then finally maneuver for an overtake in the later race. Probably Highlander and Downhill Speedster for her ability to go up and down hills without losing speed or balance. Her final event chain gold skill would be something like Innate Experience, or if we want it to be more generally useful... Professor of Curvature or In Body and Mind?
 
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Anyone want to bet that Mori Survival was internally screaming about how the Murder Pony was going to get her the entire race?

Being the Pace Setter in a race with Shiro is a dangerous place to be for the faint of heart.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

"Number three Mori Survival is showing no signs of slowing down!"


Mori Survival wanted to scream, but she had no breath for it, all of her energy spent on running as fast as she could.

Her lungs burned, and her legs added to the screaming in her head, but she didn't dare look back, not when the pounding of boots followed so closely.

Closer.

Closer.

It took all she had not to run straight off the track, but she still ran, because she could not stop!
Litterally her section of the chapter is that she spent the entire race *SCREAMING INTERNALLY* beacause she didn't have breath to spare to scream externally. We'll have to see if she wants to continue racing, or if this race proves too traumatic.
 
Not sure about that one tbh. I'm not sure I'd call her dishonorable per say, but she was willing to be fairly underhanded as Tanya; she was more motivated by pragmatism than honor.
Sure, but this is sports, not war. Even she knows that it's better to play fair in sports. It's not like her life is on the line.
 
Sure, but this is sports, not war. Even she knows that it's better to play fair in sports. It's not like her life is on the line.
Oh I know she's going to play fair here; that's pragmatic as well seeing as cheating without being caught would be very difficult and also torpedo her career; that said I don't think not wanting to be caught is the only reason she wouldn't cheat.

I was more contradicting that she's very honorable part; honor never really struck me as a core part of Tanya in any life. She's not particularly dishonorable, but not being dishonorable doesn't make you super honorable.
 
You'll be waiting for a long while. Haru Urara's eventual title was... The Shining Star of Losers Everywhere.

One can dream. A while back my Youtube was suddenly filled with people doing Urara runs in the game and it almost made me want to install it also. I have quite a soft spot for such characters.
 
A dirt race? I can't recall if we've seen shiro run in one before now. Will be pretty interesting to see if she has the aptitude for it. She'd probably do well i imagine. Which is gonna do wonders for her image "she can run turf AND dirt? Are you kidding me."
But seriously umas that can run both are monsters. Condor pasa, oguri cap, and agnes digital to to name a few. Though their shorter distances won't help her at all.
 
It occurs to me that after a few years a statistic might show up of other Uma that race Shiro getting retired or injured earlier because of how hard they push to escape her.

Also, the statistics would show that races with Shiro in second place would often set new track records. This is also her third or fourth official race with the lead uma being carried away on stretchers? Even a casual audience member would notice something is up.

I'm still hoping for Shirogane to one day recreate the "Eclipse first, the rest nowhere" feat by somehow intimidating the entire lineup into overstraining, crashing, and being unable to finish.
 
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
RIP in piece, Mori. Outran death only to find it waiting for you at the finish line. :V

It's still funny how much of a non-starter all these rivalries are. They're all so passionate and Shirogane's just like, their grandma. "That's nice, dearie. Now, make sure you don't hurt yourself playing and wash up before supper."
 
A dirt race? I can't recall if we've seen shiro run in one before now. Will be pretty interesting to see if she has the aptitude for it. She'd probably do well i imagine. Which is gonna do wonders for her image "she can run turf AND dirt? Are you kidding me."
But seriously umas that can run both are monsters. Condor pasa, oguri cap, and agnes digital to to name a few. Though their shorter distances won't help her at all.
"Shiro, what would you say your best running surface is?"

"Well it's difficult to say, I've yet to rea-" being interrupted by the silly honse of your choice

"CEMENT! Das conk creet baby!" throws microphone in to the crowd
I'm still hoping for Shirogane to one day recreate the "Eclipse first, the rest nowhere" feat by somehow intimidating the entire lineup into overstraining, crashing, and being unable to finish.
"Oruzaluel first, the rest hopital."
 
Oh I know she's going to play fair here; that's pragmatic as well seeing as cheating without being caught would be very difficult and also torpedo her career; that said I don't think not wanting to be caught is the only reason she wouldn't cheat.

I was more contradicting that she's very honorable part; honor never really struck me as a core part of Tanya in any life. She's not particularly dishonorable, but not being dishonorable doesn't make you super honorable.
Indeed, but her signals of respect for her opponents and for racing as an institution make her come off that way to others.
 

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