NightmareWarden
Versed in the lewd.
The only thing Alan is in danger of here is a timeshare sales pitch. That runner is going to take an aggravatingly long time is all, plenty of time for Alan to thoroughly look over Uns' entire stock.Uh oh.
And here we see the dangers of an incomplete DnD/RPG education. If Mr Allen here had completed his basement-studies, he would know to be on his toes right now, kids!
Remember, random story trope cliches may one day save your life!
…what happens if Alan brings a dream with him into the Tower of Fate, or through the Gate to the Underworld?