Clouds part before us and the… The mausoleum is rubble and ruins, slowly sinking into the black march beneath it. Black vapour rises up and tried to wrap itself around the giant form of Mr. Napier as he crouches on a too-small cloud. His clothes… And his features are melting, running like soft wax, a melting that worsens as more black mist catches up to his.
"If this was happening to someone else, I'd find it hilarious."
To be fair, he
was turning himself into a giant duplicate. I'm surprised a tiny normal-sized version isn't burrowing out his back or something as an escape route.
He lifts his right hand and watches the tips of his fingers drip off. His left hand reaches up to push his dripping hair out of his eyes, and ends up… Deforming his entire head.
Where's Akhlys?
The danger of facepalming when your physical structure is busy being malleable.
"You left me with this fool in the Dream?"
A great black hand lifts itself out of the mire, turns and lays palm-down on the now solid surface. Another hand… Some way away does the same thing. And then…
Ah, is Ahklys copying his trick? Much easier here than in the waking world.
"Do you want me to spread the Anti-Life?" Alan looks up as Akhlys pushes her inky black torso out of the inky black liquid, looking up at us. And then down at us. "I had assumed not, but perhaps I misunderstood."
"That… Dream attraction thing. I guess she can do it too?"
Nice to see she didn't fall for OL's seeming 'Go on, do it, then' trick.
Melinoë nods. "Yes."
"That seems like something that she's probably had practice with."
Aw,
adversity is the best teacher, Alan. I'm sure you'll get the hang of it easily enough.
"Yes. But Paul speaks well of you."
Alan glances my way. "Thanks."

Not sure if he's thinking
well of OL for that, or cursing his tendency to talk his friends up...
"You work on that, I'll rescue Mister Napier."
"I don't-. I don't even know where to begin."
...When in doubt, giant fist?
"You are a hero, Alan, Scott. You have inspired people across the world throughout your career."
"I know how to make people hope, but this is a whole lot more abstract."
No, no it is not. You inspire hope, stories of overcoming difficulties by belief and will. Use that to defeat her story of submission and misery...
"You have felt hope yourself. Begin with that."
I fly towards Mr. Napier's cloud as he seems to rally, pulling free if the mist-strands and standing upright. Stones from the ruin float upwards and then stop, creating stepping stones for him to run along to get away-. Stagger away, really. If it were anyone else I'd worry about whatever this is doing to his psyche, but in his case I hardly see how it could make things worse.
And hopefully shrinking back down to a more face-to-face scale in the process... If nothing else, he's a smaller target that way.
I reach out for desires for escape and sudden winds that blow a fire away, and the wind comes, pushing the grasping mists away from his retreat. I draw on desires for safety and protection and the stone bricks double and triple, forming a floor and walls around him.
Mr. Napier leans against the wall, smearing it with his sleeve, his elbow bending in a 'U' shape.
And if he were flesh, that would hurt like hell.
"What happened to you?"
"Oh… Heh. She's been pulling apart my self-concept. Which is a riot, because it isn't even mine!"

...
Oh? Is someone
borrowing the classic act? No wonder I was seeing the classic DCAU Joker instead of YJ.
"I'm not your psychiatrist. Do you require assistance, or can you wake up on your own?"
"Oh, heh. Waking up like this would be a terrible idea! The world doesn't need two of me. And I don't need the embarrassment of him calling me a tribute act! Just…" He sags further. "Hoo. I'd studied him, you know? He was just down the hall, and it's not as if he ever shuts up. Heh. Though this would keep the Anti-Life off, but it means I'm covered him him."
...I know Mr Zoat's not about to pull a 'Three Jokers' plotline. So this has to be someone smarter...
"You're not The Joker?"
"Disassociative identity disorder isn't so hard to understand. People normally behave differently in different situations. Ugh. Ah… I think I could do with a hand. I don't want Debbie seeing the real me."
...Well, smart enough to be able to do this, but not so smart they would stop and think '
Should I do this?'
I float closer, until I'm next to the increasingly glutinous surface of his chest. Then I twist, sticking my right arm into… Into him, and reaching around for something-.
There. Something solid. Grab on and pull!
Quite literally pulling a crunchy center out of the squishy pudding.
The Joker figure collapses almost at once, white and purple and green gunge falling to the ground. And in my hand…
"Doctor Crane. I take it that you and Melinoë continued your correspondence?"
Ah, yes. Who
else would be this proficient with this sort of esoteric environment, able to take action without dropping into full insanity from exposure.
He reaches up to his glasses and adjusts them. "It's been such a relief to be able to feel again. And the Dream, the collective unconscious! Amazing! There must be fears here that even I can't imagine! Just as long as Akhlys doesn't see me."
"You're afraid of her?"
Hard to be afraid when you're dwelling on such misery.
"Justifiably cautious. I didn't enjoy the Anti-Life either. But I think that you should probably confront her before she decides that you aren't going to try. She's very keen on overcoming obstacles to her new 'truth'."
"Alright. Hold tight here-. Hey, did you once prank the Arkham Asylum guards by pretending to hang yourself?"
I
think I remember that incident. From a '
Sandman'
book, maybe? An incidental moment as Doctor John 'Doctor Destiny' Dee escapes using the power of Morpheus' Ruby? Interesting that OL thought of that right now.
He blinks, focusing on me completely. Then he smiles. "Yes, how did you hear-? They took so much effort to make sure that I couldn't get access to chemicals, you see. I needed to prove it wasn't the only way I knew how to work. The chemicals make people conjure up their own fears, it's so… Useful, but… Easy."
"Any advice on beating Akhlys?"
Ah, he did it as a point of professional pride. And to be fair, chemical aid is the easiest way to mess with people's heads. Mere psychological horror stuff, even the potent stuff you might find in a foreign horror movie, would be tricky. Artisanal, individually tailored to each subject's particular primal fears...
"She destroyed my Joker persona by drawing upon the self-destructive impulses contained therein. While I can't be certain, I suspect that it is her hope that will prove most efficacious."
"But she doesn't feel hope any more."
That doesn't mean it's not there. It's just buried, smothered under the ashfall of the Anti-Life...
"But, fortunately, we are in the Dream. All the hopes she once felt are in here, somewhere." That… He should be r-. "Go."
I fly upwards, completely unsure what-. I mean, she says that she doesn't want things, but by that standard-.
But her drive to spread the Anti-Life, as much as she claims it comes from the infection, is hers...
"I had hoped for more."
Alan's glowing blue, which is good. Blue mist is precipitating out of the air around him, which is also good.
Well, off to a good start. Pity he's having to try this in such trying circumstances.
But it's all completely overwhelmed by the black.
"I intended to crush the universe's hope. Can you not conjure more than this?"
Sadly, i doubt this is difficult enough to force him to induce
Enlightenment.
Akhlys hoped. Akhlys wanted.
I can't see her wants now, because she's an emotional void.
More like a drain. Everything pours down it, presumably to never be seen again... But any drain can be backed up by too much input, or a particularly awkward lump of stuff...
But her dreams…
Oh dreams of desire, show me what she wanted.
Ooh, this is gonna get
quirky.