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Today’s random thought. I wonder if Russians think the English alphabet looks as strange as Americans think the Russian alphabet looks. Apr 9, 2019

24caratcoal was last seen:: May 21, 2019 at 3:59 PM

1. Malcanthet
  *Snuggles 24caratcoal.*
  
  May 8, 2019
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  2. 24caratcoal
    *blinks*
    *Is snuggled by surprise*
    
    May 9, 2019
    
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  3. 24caratcoal
    That got lost in the tide of alerts.
    
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2. Malcanthet
  *Surprise Spidery Snuggles.*
  
  Apr 27, 2019
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  2. 24caratcoal
    *Is surprised and snuggled*
    
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3. Malcanthet
  *Surprise Spidery Snuggles.*
  
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4. Malcanthet
  *Surprise Trapdoor Spidery Snuggles.*
  
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5. Malcanthet
  *Ceiling Drop Spidery Snuggles onto the Plot Bunneh.*
  
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    A mildly amusing addendum to the above, apparently I’m soft, right down to the nigh solid block of muscle I call a forearm.
    
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    That is the best kind of soft though.
    
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  5. 24caratcoal
    Apparently animals and little old ladies are agreed with you on this :P
    
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6. Rider of Nod
  Hi and I took your advice for 100% and it works! The table fills the page no matter how large I will be using it from now on thanks again. And I know I'm late on this, but took a while to get other screenshots for 100%.
  
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    Glad to hear it!
    
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7. Malcanthet
  *Attempts Shy Surprise Spidery Huggles.*
  
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  2. 24caratcoal
    *surprise plot bunneh piles the distracted spooder*
    
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  3. Malcanthet
    And just realized I seem to like ceiling dropping on you more than most ... I think Nekraa is the only real exception.
    
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  4. 24caratcoal
    Nothing wrong with that :P
    
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8. 24caratcoal
  Today’s random thought. I wonder if Russians think the English alphabet looks as strange as Americans think the Russian alphabet looks.
  
  Apr 9, 2019
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  2. ZurigaSungama
    Part of me really, really hopes so, because from this direction? It's some high-level uncanny valley-type shit. Welsh and Gaelic are weird, but the Cyrillic alphabet is like an alien looked at the Roman alphabet a few times and then tried to reproduce it from memory, without knowing which letters made which sounds.
    
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9. 24caratcoal
  Absolutely livid. Just got a massive hospital bill for a visit that was suppose to have been covered. Words fail me...
  
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10. 24caratcoal
  Got a new water flosser and a new bluetooth keyboard. Not sure which I like more...
  
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11. Malcanthet
  *Tries to bestow more Spidery Huggles.*
  
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  2. 24caratcoal
    *Surprise Twin Shepard Huggles*
    
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12. Malcanthet
  *Bestows Surprise Spidery Huggles.*
  
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  2. 24caratcoal
    *Is Spidery Huggled by surprise* 8O :D
    
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13. 24caratcoal
  *Giggles madly* just saw my likes, 7525, i don't know why this amuses me so.
  
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  Plz. I beg of thee.
  
  Slut Hunter When!?
  
  Oct 10, 2018
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  2. 24caratcoal
    Eventually. My muse is bugging me again with a build challenge, but I'm about half way through the next portion.
    
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15. Ergoan
  sorry to bother you but will there ever be more of that sex hunter snips?
  
  Aug 15, 2018
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  2. 24caratcoal
    Eventually, it’s coming along a bit slowly but the next bit is under way already. Just have to get back on it when I have some more free time.
    
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16. 24caratcoal
  Anyone ever notice that, on a phone, the 'report' button is right under where you thumb goes while scrolling?
  
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17. 24caratcoal
  Not dead yet, Work has just been tough, we're short staffed and can't seem to keep new hires. Sorry, but it's killing my writing time.
  
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18. 24caratcoal
  Well, that was fun, just went through my first earth quake about ten minutes ago. Magnitude 5.6 from what I found online. Felt smaller. 0043
  
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  3. 24caratcoal
    Yeah. Whole house shook for for a few seconds and then did it again five minutes later. Didn't even wake the dog. I just happened to be dicking around on the internet and was awake for it.
    
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    Now I get to go check the pipes to make sure nothing got damaged when daylight comes around.
    
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    Welcome to the club, I am in hawaii, hawaii, where there are upwards of 500 quakes a day, I do not even feel them anymore. Congratulations! *sarcasm* Once again welcome to the club.
    
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I think we can just say that she well exceeded maximum safe semen saturation levels. I wonder if there's an OSHA form for that?
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