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Evilhippy
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Birthday:
Jan 29, 1987 (Age: 33)
Location:
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Occupation:
Fulltime Wageslave

Evilhippy

The Cum Lord, Male, 33, from Texas

Semicolons, most people replace them with commas. Me included. Jul 2, 2020 at 8:19 AM

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    1. Evilhippy
      Evilhippy
      Semicolons, most people replace them with commas. Me included.
    2. Evilhippy
      Evilhippy
      You ever had someone do something that made you so angry, you went right past burning consuming rage and straight into freezing cool hate?
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      3. Evilhippy
        Evilhippy
        Today was just a bad day.
        Jun 30, 2020 at 4:37 PM
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      4. LurkingInTheDeceit
        LurkingInTheDeceit
        They happen. And even if getting revenge isn’t an optimal approach, anger and spite are powerful motivating tools for action in other ways. As long as you’re thinking in the long term and struggling to move forward in the present, there’s always hope for the future.
        Jun 30, 2020 at 4:45 PM
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      5. Evilhippy
        Evilhippy
        I only have 2 months left until my house and property is payed off!

        Everytime I feel like shit I just think, "I'll be able to by a new computer soon cause I'll have some disposable income again!"
        Jun 30, 2020 at 4:58 PM
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    3. d.fish
      d.fish
      Darkness beyond twilight, crimson beyond blood that flows...
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        Spell chant :T
        Jun 30, 2020 at 8:04 AM
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      4. Evilhippy
        Evilhippy
        Is is? From what?
        Jun 30, 2020 at 8:17 AM
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      5. d.fish
        d.fish
        Slayers.
        Jun 30, 2020 at 9:15 AM
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    4. Evilhippy
      Evilhippy
      Luke wouldn't kill his Sith Lord Father but he'd try to kill his Nephew who had killed no one.
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      3. Evilhippy
        Evilhippy
        Mark Hamil had to tell himself that this was an alternate reality future for Luke Skywalker to get himself into the right mindset.
        Jun 29, 2020 at 9:59 AM
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      4. d.fish
        d.fish
        My headcanon is this AU version of Luke discovered, after kissing his sister, that he actually liked Han all along, but he couldn't deal with the social stigma, so he hid himself as a hermit.
        Jun 29, 2020 at 11:29 AM
      5. Evilhippy
        Evilhippy
        And then he transferred that attraction to his nephew and it made it all...weird!

        So he had to kill the attraction by killing the nephew!

        It all makes sense now!
        Jun 29, 2020 at 12:43 PM
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    5. Evilhippy
      Evilhippy
      Rin Toshaka summons her Archer servant. The Throne of Heros sends her HK-47, in all his terrible, meatbag slaying glory.
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      2. Mikers99
        Mikers99
        Please asume the position, meatbag.
        Jun 23, 2020
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    6. d.fish
      d.fish
      Now, there's rumors about some wizards and their animals, you know, just like how the Welsh or the Zealanders, but it makes me wonder if, since all patronus are animals, do the fornicate their own patronus? Do they do others? If James Potter knew Snape's patronus, would he try to fuck it?
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      2. Evilhippy
        Evilhippy
        Oh, fish, your such a pervert. ;P
        Jun 21, 2020
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    7. d.fish
      d.fish
      Wizards probably use the Mage Hand spell to do all sorts of masturbation you can only do with three hands, huh.
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        Maybe they don't do it to themselves, but like, you could imagine three apprentices in a dormitory magehandjobbing each other in a circle.
        Jun 19, 2020
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      4. Evilhippy
        Evilhippy
        Now Im imagining pranks with magehand ass pokes.
        Jun 19, 2020
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      5. d.fish
        d.fish
        Yeah, using magehand to play with bumholes was actually the third thing I thought of.
        Jun 19, 2020
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    8. Evilhippy
      Evilhippy
      Got a bunch of different stories floating around in my head at the moment. Thinking about making a thread for those like everyone else does.
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      2. d.fish
        d.fish
        >:(

        I never look at those! They make me feel like I'm dealing with a DM who's changing campaign settings every week. One week, it's Call of Cthulhu, the next, it's D&D, and then it's Mechwarrior, and then it's PF...
        Jun 18, 2020
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      3. LurkingInTheDeceit
        LurkingInTheDeceit
        Noooooooo! That way leads to unlimited fic works! All the stories, none of the length...

        More seriously, having one seems to encourage more happiness and prolific writing... so go for it.
        Jun 18, 2020
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    9. d.fish
      d.fish
      *stares with glowing white eyes and tilts head*
      *pomf*
      "What are we going to do on the bed, onii-chan? Uguu..."
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      2. Evilhippy
        Evilhippy
        Ugh, that would just be horrible. The right mix of terrifying and...cute maybe? Terrycute? Cutifying?
        Jun 16, 2020
    10. Evilhippy
      Evilhippy
      First time ever had a waking nightmare. Was paralyzed with a shadowed figure at the foot of my bed. Glowing white eyes. tilted head. Scary.
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      2. Evilhippy
        Evilhippy
        Literally could not move while this thing was staring at me. Its fucking head tilted at 90 degrees. Could barely move my fingers, lightly poking my wife...she snored on.

        30 fucking minutes this went on before I snapped out of it.

        Thanks brain, I hate it.
        Jun 15, 2020
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        Maybe it's time for an isekai.
        Jun 15, 2020
      4. Evilhippy
        Evilhippy
        That...that is an excellent idea. Although considering how eldritch it looked...
        Jun 15, 2020
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    11. Evilhippy
      Evilhippy
      Got a new charging cable for my laptop, back in action.
    12. Evilhippy
      Evilhippy
      Well fuck. My computer charging cable just shit the bed. Great.
      1. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Yikes... that isn't good at least it's just the cable and not the power supply in the computer?
        Jun 11, 2020
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      2. Evilhippy
        Evilhippy
        Ah sorry, I use a laptop don't have a desktop. So it isnt a total disaster.

        I ordered a new power charging cable as soon as I realized it was toast. Should be here within a day or two but man did my heart sink when my laptop wouldn't turn on.

        I breathed a sigh of relife when I realized it wasn't my actual computer.

        I'm gonna be getting a new laptop within 6 months, once I pay off my house.
        Jun 11, 2020
      3. Evilhippy
        Evilhippy
        My poor machine is just too old. It over heats and haas to have a fan on it constantly or it shuts down. It's served me well but it just needs to be replaced.
        Jun 11, 2020
    13. d.fish
      d.fish
      How be now? Sleep well? Drink water? Rest eyes? Stretched?
      1. Evilhippy
        Evilhippy
        Better then yesterday.
        Jun 9, 2020
      2. d.fish
        d.fish
        That's good. Selfcare is still good care.
        Jun 9, 2020
      3. Evilhippy
        Evilhippy
        Thank you for caring.
        Jun 9, 2020
    14. Evilhippy
      Evilhippy
      I am just so tired...
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      2. Evilhippy
        Evilhippy
        Just tired of everything.
        Jun 8, 2020
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      3. Mikers99
        Mikers99
        Want me to wack you with a stick?
        Jun 8, 2020
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      4. Evilhippy
        Evilhippy
        ...you want to wack me off? Bold of you...
        Jun 8, 2020
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    15. d.fish
      d.fish
      One hippy, Two hippy, Red hippy, Blue hippy,
      Black hippy, Blue hippy, Old hippy, New hippy.
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    16. duburu
      duburu
      Give me that Gunmetal Crusade
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      2. Evilhippy
        Evilhippy
        Squish the bunny, take the money.

        Although in all fairness, the little cute bastards are always eating my garden fruits and vegetables.
        Jun 7, 2020
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    17. d.fish
      d.fish
      *patpat*
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      2. Evilhippy
        Evilhippy
        *preen*
        Jun 6, 2020
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    18. Evilhippy
      Evilhippy
      Been out of sorts the last few days. Haven't got much writing done the last few days.
      1. LurkingInTheDeceit
        LurkingInTheDeceit
        Jun 5, 2020
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      2. Evilhippy
        Evilhippy
        That was very cute, than you.
        Jun 5, 2020
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    19. d.fish
      d.fish
      Ba.
      Hababa.
      Hababatagada.
      Hababatadaba.
      Hatabatagataga.
      Hatada.
      Hababa, hababatagataga.
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      2. Evilhippy
        Evilhippy
        Dog of Wisdom!
        Jun 5, 2020
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      3. duburu
        duburu
        This flew over my head
        Jun 5, 2020
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    20. Evilhippy
      Evilhippy
      Depression sucks. Am treating it with my rare indulgence of alcohol. Am happy drunk...is working? Needs more testing...
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      2. Evilhippy
        Evilhippy
        I report that my episode of depression is gone. With any luck it won't show it's ugly face for another year.

        In other news I may have spilled a wine cooler on my pajamas.

        :(
        Jun 4, 2020
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    21. Evilhippy
      Evilhippy
      Chapter 7 of Demonic Unlife is finished at 8k words. Gonna edit it hopefully within the next two days.
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    22. Evilhippy
      Evilhippy
      Command and Conquer: Remastered Edition is out. Back when Westwood was still gloriously around. Writing will suffer. I regret nothing.
      1. RandytheBlackKnight
        RandytheBlackKnight
        Just remember that Nod did nothing wrong.
        Jun 2, 2020
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      2. Evilhippy
        Evilhippy
        Peace through Power!
        Jun 3, 2020
    23. Evilhippy
      Evilhippy
      Chapter 7 of Demonic Unlife at 6k words.
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    24. d.fish
      d.fish
      I want a loli ASMR girl to just read the script of the start of Skyrim. Plenty of them have done intro memes, but none have done this one. Why hasn't any of them done this yet?
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      2. Evilhippy
        Evilhippy
        ASMR?
        Jun 2, 2020
      3. LurkingInTheDeceit
        LurkingInTheDeceit
        (Can’t tell if that’s a sincere request for context/info) Certain ways of speaking/sounds induce pleasant tingly feelings in some people, it stands for Autonomous sensory meridian response. To get examples, just type in ASMR in a video search engine near you.
        Jun 2, 2020
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    25. d.fish
      d.fish
      Writing fanfics is filled with regrets.
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        Good burger sauce when mixed with mustard, mayo, smoked paprika, chopped grilled onions in sunflower oil, roasted crushed sesame seeds, and a pinch of salt and pepper.
        May 31, 2020
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      4. Evilhippy
        Evilhippy
        Dammit fish now I'm hungry!
        May 31, 2020
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      5. d.fish
        d.fish
        >:) good
        May 31, 2020
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    26. d.fish
      d.fish
      You are a level 20 wizard, but you are locked in the body of a cute girl.
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      2. Evilhippy
        Evilhippy
        I'm not really seeing any downsides here.

        Although it's a toss up of what I do first.

        Masturbate?
        Have loads of easy sex from thirsty guys?
        Or perhaps explore Ultimate Arcane Power (as Vaarsuvius would say).
        May 29, 2020
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        You knew this was going to be indulgent anyway~
        May 29, 2020
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    27. d.fish
      d.fish
      If Ao has such power in realm sphere, why didn't he just retroactively change the natures of the gods or who were gods at the beginning of creation, rather than allow the entirety of big bads of 5e?
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      2. Space Penguin
        Space Penguin
        So that players can take on the role of heroes and beat them up I presume.
        May 28, 2020
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      3. Evilhippy
        Evilhippy
        Suppose he must not be truly all seeing an knowing.
        May 28, 2020
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      4. Space Penguin
        Space Penguin
        Nah, he would just go that I knew what was going to happen and just let things play out.
        May 28, 2020
    28. d.fish
      d.fish
      Why did Ao allow Illithids time travel from the future to the past if in the original time line, they didn't exist in that time?
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      2. Evilhippy
        Evilhippy
        Stop...just...don't ask those kinds of questions.

        They hurt my brain.

        I hate trying to logic out time travel stuff. Ugh!
        May 27, 2020
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        If Ao was so upset with the gods of abeir-toril for not caring for their mortal followers and keeping balance, why didn't he make a god of balance and humility to enforce things instead of using Tyr, who was only god of 'justice'?
        May 27, 2020
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      4. Evilhippy
        Evilhippy
        Ao always kinda came off to me as a God that was just too "far away" to really "get" things.

        Obvious and simple answers are not so to him cause he really doesn't think like mortals do.

        The problems with being an Overdeity instead of a plain old god.
        May 27, 2020
    29. d.fish
      d.fish
      *headpat*
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      2. Evilhippy
        Evilhippy
        Your everyone's little sister, shouldn't it be the other way around?

        Little sisters always deserve the headpats!

        *headpat*
        May 25, 2020
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    30. Evilhippy
      Evilhippy
      Chapter 6 of Demonic Unlife is at 5k words. I hit a good spot to stop it so I'm going to edit it and try to get it out in the next 2 days.
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    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Jan 29, 1987 (Age: 33)
    Location:
    Texas
    Occupation:
    Fulltime Wageslave
    Texas born native. Likes GURPS, reading John Ringo, and fanfiction.

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    Demonic Unlife (NSFW). Worm CYOA v3. Taylor dies and becomes a futa Vampire-Demon hybrid...with magic. She wants revenge on all who have wronged her.
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