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Jan 29, 1987 (Age: 32)
Fulltime Wageslave


I trust you know where the happy button is?, Male, 32, from Texas

Writing chapter four for Sin Lord, 8.5k words so far. I'm thinking I should have named the story Cum Lord... Jun 30, 2019

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