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Biigoh
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Biigoh

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    1. d.fish
      d.fish
      "I want to be the King of Pirates", but in Chinese, you know, "我是要成为海贼王的男人" can also be translated as "I want to be the Pirate King's man", or perhaps "I want to marry the Pirate King"
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      2. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Meow!
        Feb 21, 2024 at 8:55 AM
    2. d.fish
      d.fish
      A lot of these Chinese Naruto fanfics write Hiruzen like he is Mao, especially with how he sacrifices his son, the other one not Asuma, in the third war in some of these stories like as an example to the villagers or whatever, you know
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      2. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Better than the other Hiruzen who helped Danzo kill off the Senju
        Feb 21, 2024 at 8:55 AM
    3. d.fish
      d.fish
      saw this one weird idea where the SI MC gains the concept of "world trees" or just really big trees, and they isekai multiple times like branches into different settings with like a giant fucking tree in the middle of things and each instance of their isekai is connected with the other ones
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      3. ZurigaSungama
        ZurigaSungama
        But... but sudowoodo isn't even a plant, let alone a tree! "Looking like a plant pokemon but not actually being one" is its main defining characteristic! Madness, sheer madness, I say!
        Feb 21, 2024 at 4:14 AM
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      4. d.fish
        d.fish
        lol SI MC in Inuyasha got mad at Kikyo for nailing a half breed mongrel on his bark
        Feb 21, 2024 at 5:53 AM
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      5. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Based on the bark? XD
        Feb 21, 2024 at 8:54 AM
    4. d.fish
      d.fish
      Ahoge is written as 呆毛... dumb fur?
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    5. d.fish
      d.fish
      I was reading this fanfic, and this MC/author-insert had to choose between 1. having his sharingan open (he's an uchiha anyway), thunder breathing from kimetsu no yaiba which is just a sword art that looks cool, and the sui sui no mi which is the devil fruit that lets you swim through everything so if you develop it you could probably swim through the river of time...
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        don't ask me I don't know
        Feb 20, 2024 at 6:22 PM
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      4. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Borks... I mean I can see it... Thunder Breathing IS flashy
        Feb 21, 2024 at 4:12 AM
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      5. d.fish
        d.fish
        I guess it's a double negative feedback loop; I don't like the MC, but he's representative of the author, so I don't like the author, so since I don't like the author, I don't like that he's inserting himself as the MC, and since I don't like the MC, I don't like the author, and since I don't like the author, I don't like the MC
        Feb 21, 2024 at 6:11 AM
    6. d.fish
      d.fish
      Imagine cultivating for 227 million years to become golden immortal, and then another 100 million years to become emperor in heaven, and then you're like, I might as well ascend now to an even higher existence, right? And then you do that, only to arrive in a wuxia setting.
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      2. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Wuxia is the ultimate level... because when your god tier power is equal/based on the environment, well... gotta start from scratch!
        Feb 19, 2024 at 11:55 AM
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    7. d.fish
      d.fish
      The truth of Journey to the West, in essence, is profits.

      After all, when Wukong caused havoc in heaven, all accounts and records were destroyed, and all things were in chaos.

      What does this mean? It means that this is the perfect opportunity for everyone involved to embezzle and steal the accumulation of heaven, which is the sum of hundreds of millions of years of wealth.
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      2. d.fish
        d.fish
        Therefore, afterwards, only those involved and Wukong know how much is really stolen, which is why every time Wukong goes up into heaven for favors or anything else, he could get exactly what he wants, because those heavenly immortal officials all know that the only blackmail material there is is in Wukong's hands.
        Feb 19, 2024 at 8:24 AM
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        For example, how many peaches were really eaten, how many golden pills were really stolen, how many armaments were really destroyed, how many heavenly horses were released and lost, how many celestial fairy virgins were really raped... who knows except the ones involved in each specific case, and Wukong?
        Feb 19, 2024 at 8:26 AM
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      4. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Sounds right! Lady FishFish!
        Feb 19, 2024 at 9:32 AM
    8. d.fish
      d.fish
      There ought to be an AI image tool for drawing a green hat on people in a picture
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        *green hats biigoh*
        Feb 18, 2024 at 4:16 AM
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      4. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        borks!
        Feb 18, 2024 at 4:22 AM
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      5. d.fish
        d.fish
        lol
        Feb 18, 2024 at 8:04 AM
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    9. d.fish
      d.fish
      大唐雙龍傳 is such a good setting for a wuxia tabletop campaign
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      3. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Wasn't there that really famous pirate queen, Zheng Yi Sao?
        Feb 17, 2024 at 12:00 PM
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      4. d.fish
        d.fish
        but that's like way later, this is like the sui-tang era
        Feb 17, 2024 at 1:38 PM
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      5. d.fish
        d.fish
        it's like comparing pirates of the caribbean with the norman conquest of england
        Feb 17, 2024 at 1:39 PM
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    10. d.fish
      d.fish
      We won't be making AI generated porn movies because it will all be copyrighted and DRMed and stuffed behind corporate use restrictions
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    11. d.fish
      d.fish
      I kinda like what Shadowrun did with HK's walled city
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      2. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Didn't they just make the same... just "retro modern cyberpunk"?
        Feb 17, 2024 at 6:21 AM
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        yeah, but you know how few western fantasy stories actually use actual east asian settings outside of "generic china" or "generic japan" or "generic korea"
        Feb 17, 2024 at 7:05 AM
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      4. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        True...
        Feb 17, 2024 at 7:09 AM
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    12. d.fish
      d.fish
      Makoto Shinkai's movies are like the AI generated art version of anime movies
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      2. d.fish
        d.fish
        saturated colorful backgrounds, generic pretty characters, unmemorable music, boring plot, abstract imagery...
        Feb 16, 2024 at 10:37 AM
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      3. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        patpats the fishfish
        Feb 17, 2024 at 6:21 AM
    13. d.fish
      d.fish
      There was this one "isekai with a livestream system" genre type story, where one of the members of the chat send this message after the MC started hareming:

      "Hey Mister Streamer, can you share if your isekai method was being hit by a car? I'll go try that right now!"
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        "Wow, Mister Streamer, you became so beautiful after isekai, I can't even tell whether you're female or male, unlike myself, whom people can't tell whether I'm human or beast."
        Feb 16, 2024 at 9:38 AM
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      4. d.fish
        d.fish
        sadly, the overall story was mid, and I dropped it now
        Feb 16, 2024 at 10:28 AM
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      5. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        rolls rolls that bad huh
        Feb 17, 2024 at 6:21 AM
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    14. d.fish
      d.fish
      Let's give it the nickname 小狸
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      3. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Edits the link!
        Feb 16, 2024 at 8:27 AM
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      4. d.fish
        d.fish
        little biigoh and littler biigoh
        Feb 16, 2024 at 8:32 AM
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      5. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Borks!
        Feb 16, 2024 at 9:00 AM
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    15. d.fish
      d.fish
      Raising cute lolis is a thankless task, because they will inevitably become uncute unlolis who are rebellious and leave the house and like other people
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      2. d.fish
        d.fish
        So there's this one character named Frill in Wonder Egg Priority (you only need to watch her episode, the series meh), and she's like a this imperfect, selfish, mischievous loli daughteru made by these two otaku nerds, and they fall in love with a woman, and fight over her, and she chooses one of them, and Frill kills her because she stole her daddies from her
        Feb 16, 2024 at 5:42 AM
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        but before she died she gave birth to a kid, and that human daughteru grows up and falls in love with the otaku nerd who didn't win the woman, and just on the day that she confesses her love to him, Frill goes and kills her too
        Feb 16, 2024 at 5:43 AM
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      4. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        lol
        Feb 16, 2024 at 5:43 AM
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    16. d.fish
      d.fish
      It really took me reading a lot of other people's "OP passive MC" type stories that reached their conclusions to realize that I now no longer feel their appeal anymore hmmhm
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        that's a lot of brainmeat work!
        Feb 16, 2024 at 5:45 AM
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      4. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        That ish soh, but that's true of all stories
        Feb 16, 2024 at 5:46 AM
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      5. d.fish
        d.fish
        but passive stories don't need to do that, they just have to follow stations of canonicalness
        Feb 16, 2024 at 5:49 AM
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    17. d.fish
      d.fish
      "The stronger the bloodline, the harder it is to produce offspring" has got to be one of the most retarded tropes in chinese fantasy

      Looks like western dragons are superior, just look at them D&D dragons literally fucking everything into being half-dragons, having offspring everywhere
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        Then use your qi to protect your sperm and egg, duh
        Feb 16, 2024 at 5:24 AM
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      4. d.fish
        d.fish
        Goku didn't have a problem making a Goten in a week
        Feb 16, 2024 at 5:24 AM
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      5. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Lol
        Feb 16, 2024 at 5:42 AM
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    18. d.fish
      d.fish
      You know, it's really weird that there's very little scenes in shonen fanfics that depict just girls talking to each other. Not really locker room talk, but, you know, like, uh... for example, if in DXD, the girls talking about what gross shit Issei and his friends did this time, or, um, not really gossip, but tots part of it, I guess, you don't really have environs or culture for this in Naruto, but One Piece?
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      3. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        yesh
        Feb 16, 2024 at 5:44 AM
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      4. d.fish
        d.fish
        :(
        Feb 16, 2024 at 5:45 AM
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      5. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Snugs snugs the FishFish
        Feb 16, 2024 at 5:46 AM
    19. d.fish
      d.fish
      Tanukis are emergency food, therefore get in the hotpot.
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      3. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        yes~
        Feb 16, 2024 at 1:57 AM
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      4. d.fish
        d.fish
        But we aren't tanuki, just frogs.
        Feb 16, 2024 at 2:14 AM
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      5. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Borks!

        And licks the d.frog!
        Feb 16, 2024 at 2:18 AM
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    20. d.fish
      d.fish
      They call the incest genre by the label of "german orthopedics" because there was a meme in chinese web some years ago where a brother went and tried stuff with his sister, their dad found out, broke his legs, and sent him to germany for recovery

      or so the story goes
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      2. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        german orthopedics,,, lol
        Feb 15, 2024 at 11:41 AM
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    21. d.fish
      d.fish
      yoshi yoshi yamate bakayarou
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    22. d.fish
      d.fish
      The Reborn Immortal Emperor In The City Biigoh With Seven Elder Sisters In The City Comes Down The Mountain As A Useless Son-In-Law In The City Inherits The Dragon King Hall And A Miracle Doctor In The City With Super Eyes And A Multiverse Chatroom In The City
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      2. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        XD
        Feb 15, 2024 at 2:10 AM
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    23. d.fish
      d.fish
      The Reborn Immortal Emperor Biigoh Comes Down The Mountain With Seven Elder Sisters Inherit The Dragon King Hall Is Now A Miracle Doctor With Super Eyes And A Multiverse Chatroom In The City
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      3. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Indeed~ the absolute worse.
        Feb 14, 2024
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      4. d.fish
        d.fish
        yeah it's the one that always comes with a vitriolic grandmother who either makes it so that she can't divorce him or she can't really be with him either way the grandmother makes the relationship a nightmare lmao

        lmao I know these tropes so well
        Feb 14, 2024
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      5. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Lol... and the abusive mother in law~
        Feb 14, 2024
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    24. d.fish
      d.fish
      cold
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      2. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        snuggles Fishie
        Feb 14, 2024
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    25. d.fish
      d.fish
      Tsukihime might sound better than Yue Ji, but Type Moon never really done much real shit on the moon, now, Project Moon on the other hand has done more, but there's less lewds, so...
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    26. d.fish
      d.fish
      for want of a harem,
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      2. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Live by the harem, die by the harem.
        Feb 12, 2024
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    27. d.fish
      d.fish
      Cuz you know they have these "I'm a god and I joined a multiverse chat group and I have a multiplier cheat for belief power" genre, right? And I was like, well, that genre innately kinda sucks because the main world is always either ignored or it's some original creation garbage. Instead, why not be like, a kami with no believers in, like, gestalt anime, or inuyasha 500 AD or something, that'd be kinda neat
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      2. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Belief is soul power
        Feb 12, 2024
    28. d.fish
      d.fish
      still no loli big boobie jesus in typemoon

      weak.
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      2. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Because that is too much power in one loli
        Feb 12, 2024
    29. d.fish
      d.fish
      "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle" is an insult here because the translation, "忍者神龟", if you break it down, "忍" might mean shinobi, but it also means "to endure", and "龟" might mean turtle, but it's also an euphemism for "cuck", so putting it together, you have someone who's, for some reason, knows that their partner cheated on them, but accepts it and won't do anything about it
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      2. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        ..... enduring the NTRing... that's some NTR insult
        Feb 11, 2024
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    30. d.fish
      d.fish
      it seems the equivalent of "oniichan~" here is just "giegie~"
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      3. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        I .. way?
        Feb 10, 2024
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      4. d.fish
        d.fish
        its abouthow girls pronounce it flirtatiously
        Feb 10, 2024
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      5. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Bork~ I see
        Feb 11, 2024
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