Biigoh

you know, writing this story, it really makes me understand how those animators felt when they did their ancient japan animes... it's really fun...

"I'm a coward, you know? You'd best not startle me, or I'll accidentally discharge my EA... 乖離剣: 天地乖離す開闢の星!"
"Do you think I'm scared of an EA? Even a Tencent doesn't scare me, so don't try me with your shitty Blizzard Activisions, Bethesda Softworks, or Square Enixes!"

Maybe the reason why the super giant dragonite appeared near that lighthouse isn't because it's some thousand year old pokemon, but because team rocket was experimenting on gigantamax/dynamax...

what if

Monkey D Ciaphas Garp Cain, Hero of the Space Marines

gobihi

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biigoh is a goblin?

"Kidnapping Konoha's younger women and turning them into meat toilets is a time honored tradition here in Kumo. You wouldn't happen to be trying to erase our culture, would you Hokage-sama?"

Biibiibii-bii Bii-biibii!

So in the end, Rias is only suitable for being a meat toilet.

Kuchiyose no jutsu: Kanna Kamui!

"man of culture" when on the chinese web just becomes "true gentleman", weird right?

You ever think it's possible to do the "urban villain cut hu against generic chinese protagonists" theme but in Naruto, for like "reborn in the uchiha clan", "reborn in the hyuuga clan", "in ninja world with god-rank choice system", "in ninja world with a multiverse wechat", etc.?

Did you ever notice there's a small genre of "multicrossover SI" type web novels where the protagonist is a symbiote like Venom from Marvel? It's always gamified so that he can level up, and it's always a guy, and they're always attaching themselves to girls. It feels like you know, those doujins where guys turn girls into bodysuits, wear them, and become them, but in reverse.

yuri loli feets

https://youtu.be/pJ2PQp9UWw4

It feels like these "many children system" stories are basically divided into 1) marrying lots of pretty ladies 2) mobage gacha but with children 3) MC turtles and builds tall

Tanuki Bagels

To be honest, in settings like Bleach, where aristocracy has a lot of power, that type of "many children system" genre stories might do pretty well; also because every girl in Bleach is hot

Thats sone fluffy lookin hair, very pat-able

So another one of these "many children system" genre stories tries to solve the problem of having children while trying to keep up with the fast pacing of canon timelines, so there's the idea that one of the first rewards is a time dilation field, for example, 'the home island' in your "One Piece many children system" type self-insert has a ten times or hundred times time field that also stops aging or something

So originally, that "many children system" genre started out mainly about impregnating random bitches in cultivation world for rewards, but it's evolved now to more about picking what special talents the kids have, and usually it's basically the main attribute of an existing character, for example, having a bunch of saberface daughters with saberface NPs as innate talents.

Alright, for all the lolis, I suppose I'll admit that FGO isn't that bad

Fun rhymes time! 男人的嘴，骗人的鬼 (Men are all liars)

The reason why they're called "spicy chicken" is because "spicy chicken (辣鸡) (Là Jī)" and "trash (垃圾) (Lā Jī)" sound the same. So "spicy chicken" became an insult.

Wait, when did Biigoh reach over 100,000?

Abi and Kagura are pretty cute. Damn Naraku.

Iib Hog

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“Orochimaru, do you long for eternal life?”

“No, I am more eager to become a woman.”

Reason why the CGI Beijing in that godzilla and monkey movie looked so fake is actually because the lack of smog