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  • d.fish
    They made a live action doupo cangqiong, but

    lol

    no matter how powerful you are, no matter how high your cultivation, or what techniques you use

    you always arrive and leave on a horse

    thirty horses river east, thirty horses river west, don't horse around
    d.fish
    "Phoenix Male" is an interesting Chinese term. It's derogatory for the only male child of a family, often poor, often the whole family saves up to send them to a big city, and usually such a male marries up, to a rich woman, but at the same time, he always takes her for granted, he always has unwarranted pride, and he always despises the rich despite ungratefully taking any benefits he gets from the rich
    d.fish
    There's this concept where if there's someone who's so strong their qi covers the entire world, it's like no one can sense it because it's so strong that it's everywhere, then one day that powerful person decides to control the emanations of their qi, then you could have "the end of dharma" due to a huge decrease of atmospheric qi
    d.fish
    it's strange that the Kunlun Sect in wuxia novels usually gets depicted, as per some apocryphal historical sources, lewdly and lustfully, as in the leaders are basically rapists, despite, you know, it being Kunlun of all places

    maybe that bit of dissonance affects how Shangchi get imported
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    Wait... wait... what? Kunlun lewd and lustful? Just.,..
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    Like in The Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber, the Kunlun school's leader is an lustful and thankless asshole who tried to kill MC and steal (one of the) MC's girl(s); Kunlun Pai is always featured as powerful, influential, but also taking that for granted and exploiting it for lust or greed, and wants to dominate the jianghu/wulin like Shaolin (which is also often depicted as, at least partially, immoral)
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    Biigoh
    They're all immoral monsters because might makes right?
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    d.fish
    The story is quite good, like,

    "As we all know, people are all hypocrites.

    Whether it is a man or a woman, they all hope that their partner will be loyal to them, but they themselves want to have the choice to be fickle."

    but you never thought this line was used for Mikoto showing off to other Konoha housewives that Itachi cheated on Izumi (Danzo) with some onee-san (Orochimaru)
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    d.fish
    There's others;

    "How could two little girls and a bowl-cut weirdo kill the Mizukage?"
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    Biigoh
    .... That sounds hilarious
    d.fish
    lmao this Naruto story

    MC manipulates things from the shadows causing Danzo to learn Orochimaru's technique for taking bodies, and Danzo uses this to take over Izumi and uses her body to flirt with Itachi hahahaha
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    Biigoh
    I... Wat?!?

    That born evil Uchiha body!
    d.fish
    d.fish
    holy shit, it's so funny, I can't even
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    Daytripper
    I'm sorry I posted "woke" in the thread I just started! Don't ban me!
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    Biigoh
    ?????
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    Biigoh
    Look, we don't just ban people for rule 8. We give warnings... a single mention of "woke" and it not going anywhere isn't going to get you warned or banned.
    d.fish
    Gambling stones seems like a very Pokemon thing, like there's a game of chance involved, and there's a lot of powerful shiny stones in Pokemon, so opening geodes should totally be a Pokemon minigame
    d.fish
    I think I should do some timeskips and just summarize, but I feel like that's not fun because all the events could be so interesting and they aren't repeats of any previous stuff either
    d.fish
    in the end, I gave up using firefox to read chinese webshit since chrome translates natively easier, sigh
    d.fish
    Its a little cheeky
    this is the first one piece isekai Ive seen where MC is surnamed "Huaxia D."

    like you dont see english one poece isekais with a MC named "America D. Freedom" or smt
    d.fish
    "the end of science is metaphysics"

    "the end of urban cool novels is cultivation"

    "the end of urban cool novels is metaphysics"
    d.fish
    You know how Tencent bought a game that makes billions called Honor of Kings, right? So in there, there's a character that is named Mulan, as the game uses historical characters, just like the Fate series does

    Anyway, her character design looks like Pyrrha Nikos, except less dead
    d.fish
    "Long Aotian", dragon pride heaven, is the male version of the always wins and always gets girls type protagonist, so there's a "Feng Aotian", phoenix pride heaven, who is the female version who always wins and always gets girls too
    d.fish
    Although one of the shittier genres, I really like some of these diary writing type stories, like 编造大魔头日记，女帝圣女全慌了, despite, you know, how shit it is as a whole

    It's a grade above popcorn, but to be honest, I can't really get into "the truly good literature" anyway, so this is fine enough
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    Well... there is a lot of fast food stories...
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    Could probably "de-system-ify" or "slightly un-shit-ify" the concept by making it into an item;

    For example, it could be a "chaos pearl" that MC Biigoh finds, which has 1 charge everyday that lets Biigoh copy a trait/skill through touch, and excess/unwanted trait/skills can be deconstructed into "chaos energy", having enough of which can let MC Biigoh isekai, and the item can store stuff like an inventory
    d.fish
    Do you think if Ranma was drawn to a modern audience, it'd be called Ranma 1/222 or something like that?
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    Florian
    [insert pronoun here] changes [insert pronoun here]s gender every time [insert pronoun here] comes into contact with air!
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    I dun even know
    d.fish
    I found this one where this Biigoh got a sign-in cheat, where skin-skin contact allows Biigoh to gain target's one random beneficial skill/attribute/trait, and then Biigoh was tossed into the Reincarnation Space, and first world is just, you know, Kimetsu no Yaiba, because it ramps from a very low point, and then the next world is a 5 team PVP match in Naruto, during one of the world wars
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    d.fish
    And then for some fucking reason Biigoh went to a supernatural power sealed world for the third world

    lmao just thinking about shokugeki no soma makes me hungry
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    Biigoh
    Borks and makes rice balls for Fishie to nom nom on
    d.fish
    If you think about it, tanuki are like the main youkai to just have harems in the background, all the modern tanuki that aren't just "cute girl with fur" tend to be a tanuki with like eighty children and a global 500 corporation, but somehow still an underling to protagonist halfyoukai average Japanese highschool glasses
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    Biigoh
    That erm... hmmm... Corpo Youkai Tanuki?
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