When The Great Tanuki got tired, it slept. When it was hungry, it ate. Then it pooped out a fully grown guy called Yahweh, which pooped out a smaller guy named Adam. Scared by the living poop, The Great Tanuki went to an island and let out two sweatdrops named Izanami and Izanagi, which made it ice cream mochi.
Huhu huhu*nod*