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CrossyCross
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CrossyCross

LADY OF LOVE

And now my paypal isn't letting me send to other people again. Fuck youuuu. This shit with constantly getting flagged is beyond frustrating. May 2, 2021

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    1. CrossyCross
      CrossyCross
      And now my paypal isn't letting me send to other people again. Fuck youuuu. This shit with constantly getting flagged is beyond frustrating.
      1. Usernames likes this.
      2. Evilhippy
        Evilhippy
        May 2, 2021
        Usernames likes this.
      3. CrossyCross
        CrossyCross
        I can send to other people again, and patreon is working again.

        DL-pay STILL isn't working. Fuck you.
        May 4, 2021
        Evilhippy likes this.
      4. CrossyCross
        CrossyCross
        Seriously, it's not even a case of "using your bank card directly". I'm STILL using the paypal popup there, but it still doesn't work.

        Only patreon and direct paypal to paypal is functioning and I hate it.
        May 4, 2021
        Evilhippy likes this.
    2. CrossyCross
      CrossyCross
      FUCKING HELL. After years of managing to keep google from updating my google chrome they did it anyway. How?!
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      3. ExquisiteTopHat
        ExquisiteTopHat
        The workflow likely won't be identical to what you had, but it's so much better than chrome that there is no comparison.
        May 1, 2021
      4. ExquisiteTopHat
        ExquisiteTopHat
        Oh, and if you toggle ads on, you can choose who the revenue goes to. Or just trade it on for crypto currency. Still not sure how that works, but it does.
        May 1, 2021
      5. CrossyCross
        CrossyCross
        I might move once this becomes unbearable.
        May 2, 2021
    3. Judgement
      Judgement
      I never really paid attention to it before, but now I'm curious: What system did you use for your Blood and Lust quest? I know that its taken from Warhammer rules, but is it Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay or Warhammer Fantasy Battles? What edition, too? I also know that the rules you use are modified, but I wasn't able to find a convenient "Rule changes for my quest" thing in the Blood and Lust thread.

      Thanks in advance
      1. CrossyCross
        CrossyCross
        I use Warhammer Fantasy Battles, with a lot of houserules, modifications, and additional abilities to give it more oomph and variety.

        The core mechanics remain (to hit, to wound, armor save, ward save, etc.) but I allow stupid OP combinations like Regeneration+Ward+Armor+Parry to all be distinct saving throws for example, if someone somehow had all of them.
        Apr 30, 2021
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      2. Judgement
        Judgement
        Thanks! This'll make things easier for me.
        Apr 30, 2021
    4. CrossyCross
      CrossyCross
      Well this ain't good. My bank is stopping me from using paypal....are they going to say I shouldn't be using my card on porn and ban me?
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      3. CrossyCross
        CrossyCross
        Thing is, if all banks in Philippines are like this, not much of a difference if I waste time making a new one only to discover it also got cancelled. Agh.

        I hate this. I'll have to contact my bank about this and hope they just think my purchases are sus, but are willing to let it continue once I confirm.

        If that doesn't work, I'll check other options.
        Apr 23, 2021
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      4. CrossyCross
        CrossyCross
        And now I'm getting stupid fucking errors. When I try to send money to someone, or buy something, my paypal shows me "You haven’t linked a payment method to your PayPal account yet. Please link a card to continue." despite my Wallet tab still showing the verified landbank visa debit card.

        What the fuck?
        Apr 23, 2021
      5. CrossyCross
        CrossyCross
        Goddammit. This is definitely the card/bank, I think.

        And I can't get an answer until monday, because this bank is not open on weekends. Fuck.
        Apr 23, 2021
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    5. EVA-Saiyajin
      EVA-Saiyajin
      Hope you get through this alright.

      You were the one to get me really in love with Warhammer.
      1. CrossyCross
        CrossyCross
        I'm getting through alright.

        It's the other that's stuck in his room.
        Apr 10, 2021
    6. CrossyCross
      CrossyCross
      What the fuck. Why isn't there a button for adding money from my bank account to paypal? What the fuck? What the fuck paypal?!
      1. CrossyCross
        CrossyCross
        What the hell is the point then?!

        How the hell am I supposed to send money to someone if I can't even add money to my paypal account!
        Mar 24, 2021
    7. kinglugia
      kinglugia
      If you die, I wish you a very pleasant reincarnation in another world :3
      1. Guardian Box
        Guardian Box
        I can help. Lemme start my truck.
        Mar 7, 2021
    8. CrossyCross
      CrossyCross
      Oh my god. Not again. not FUCKING AGAIN. Google disabled Session Manager. They killed all my sessions. It's lost. ALL OF IT.
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      3. CrossyCross
        CrossyCross
        IT's literally thousands of tab-urls. That's basically how I spend my free times. A hard-copy would be hundreds of pages. Not doable.

        Best I can do is save it in as many places as possible, so that nothing is lost each time I save.
        Mar 6, 2021
      4. CrossyCross
        CrossyCross
        God, but I only succeeded because I keep my chrome from updating because the new versions are shitty, and this version has excellent caching. On one hand, it makes memory run low if I use the windows for too long (need to close everything and reopen periodically).
        Mar 6, 2021
      5. CrossyCross
        CrossyCross
        On the other, it saves me in times like this, where it remembered enough to restore the Session Manager page purely from the cache, and still allowed for exporting.

        Bless this caching. I am never changing this version.
        Mar 6, 2021
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    9. Kingly97852
      Kingly97852
      Hope you and your family get through this okay
      1. Hypervane, CrossyCross and ReinZero like this.
      2. ReinZero
        ReinZero
        Stay well everyone!
        Feb 27, 2021
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    10. CrossyCross
      CrossyCross
      Mom got covid. Entire family may get infected if our luck is bad. If I stop having activity for months I am quite simply dead.
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      2. Guardian Box
        Guardian Box
        For people 80+ years of age the survival rate is a little above 95% so...
        Feb 12, 2021
        kinglugia and Hypervane like this.
      3. Daniel K. English
        Daniel K. English
        Even better
        Feb 12, 2021
        kinglugia and Hypervane like this.
      4. ReinZero
        ReinZero
        Hope everything turms put well!
        Feb 13, 2021
        kinglugia and Hypervane like this.
    11. CrossyCross
      1. CrossyCross
        CrossyCross
        New quest by Slayer Anderson is some REAL GOOD horror/quirkless Izuku story.

        Also has Toga within five updates. It is EXCELLENT.
        Feb 4, 2021
    12. Enigmatic
      Enigmatic
      Hey, Crossy. We were talking about stuff on my Discord, and a certain fanfic with a cannon-spam Napoleon came up, and I found out that *you* wrote it. So I just wanted to say that it was an amazing story, with a hilarious scene that I remember even today (the spam battle between Gil and Napoleon). Good work.
      1. Budda002 and Hypervane like this.
      2. CrossyCross
        CrossyCross
        Ah, that old thing. Good to hear it still entertains some people.

        It is kinda rough at times though. Early work and all.
        Feb 6, 2021
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    13. CrossyCross
      CrossyCross
      On one hand I got a job. On the other, FUCK I got a job. PANIC
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      2. CrossyCross
        CrossyCross
        The worst thing is how it kills free time.
        Feb 6, 2021
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      3. Daniel K. English
        Daniel K. English
        Yeah, that’s what happens. But now you got some money for stuff you might want.
        Feb 6, 2021
      4. Guardian Box
        Guardian Box
        Now you buy all the anime figurines you've ever wanted
        Feb 12, 2021
    14. Yacob
      Yacob
      Not sure if this is the right place for this kind of thing, but I wanted to say I really enjoyed reading your Blood and Lust quest. I had not seen one focusing on a Bretonnian knight before, and I really liked how you wrote descriptive imagery, Alduin's interactions with the Lady, combat, and the various character interactions. The lewd bits were also pretty good.
      1. Hypervane and RadetzImperum like this.
      2. CrossyCross
        CrossyCross
        That's my proudest quest right there. Really need to get back to it someday.
        Feb 1, 2021
        Bolt97 and Hypervane like this.
    15. Somebody
      Somebody
      You know, I love the fact that Shounen seems to be pushing for so much more good pseudo-horror content. We've had stuff like ChainsawMan, Jujutsu Kaisen, and Kemono Jihen. What's your take on it?
      1. Hypervane likes this.
      2. CrossyCross
        CrossyCross
        More variety in this manner is definitely a good thing. Makes things less cookie cutter, and gives a fresh new take to shonen.

        Breaths of fresh air are always welcome.
        Feb 1, 2021
        Hypervane and Somebody like this.
    16. LordFrancis93
      LordFrancis93
      1. CrossyCross
        CrossyCross
        Huh? Could you clarify?
        Jan 21, 2021
        LordFrancis93 likes this.
      2. LordFrancis93
        LordFrancis93
        Thanks.
        Jan 21, 2021
    17. DeclanDSI
      DeclanDSI
      I see you posting first after the op on a lot of the content I view. Are you secretly an A.I. bent on taking over the world starting with the USA after it implodes on itself? I think I'll go back to the past to stop you. Though seriously, some of the politics are just so nonsensical.
    18. Guardian Box
      Guardian Box
      Just wanted to say that I greatly appreciate your official seal of approval on my Ork content.

      I can only hope that your enthusiastically positive response is just a sign of what is to come this year.
    19. CrossyCross
      CrossyCross
      Pastebin's gone and nuked all NSFW content. So much...has been lost. This is a punch to the gut.
      1. F.B.I., 3man75, JustPassingBy and 3 others like this.
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      3. LordMentat
        LordMentat
        Key words. Busybody reporting. And random reasons. There was a pastebin folder I followed because it had a useful hotkey programming tutorial. Its dead now since things got hidden.
        Dec 26, 2020
      4. F.B.I.
        F.B.I.
        Tumblr* is where it started... Also I can still find NSFW content on there?
        Jan 2, 2021
      5. simplystupid
        simplystupid
        I mean it's still there, but how many people are just set and forget? Once they get marked private there's almost no chance the author will remember that they wrote so and so 6 years ago and make it public again.
        Jan 3, 2021
    20. DawnGazer
      DawnGazer
      I was today years old when I found out that you haters. Real, passionate, very personal haters. Amazing.
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      2. DawnGazer
        DawnGazer
        Bearer of weird news, that's me.

        I'm assuming you possibly had a 'hide your powerlevel' moment somewhere, or someone couldn't handle QQ-eqsue bantz.
        Nov 20, 2020
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      3. CrossyCross
        CrossyCross
        I'm not ashamed to say I've talked lovingly about how hot Jackie's design is to me outside of QQ. Maybe that's it?

        But irl children are icky as hell. I know what I want thank you very much.
        Nov 20, 2020
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      4. CrossyCross
        CrossyCross
        The grandfather's inheritance thing is weird though.

        Closest I may have said to that is this time my uncle sent workers to tear off the wooden floor from parts of my mom's house since it was his wedding gift and they became estranged. As an anecdote about family troubles.

        So if they're already fabricating something whole cloth, I wouldn't believe much of the rest without proof.
        Nov 20, 2020
    21. Bone Daddy
      Bone Daddy
      Crossy, I've been going over Penetrator Quest again and I'm curious about what happens to the various races when they get turned into vampires? I know that you've mentioned how Elves turn into out of control speed freaks who can't regulate their emotions while the Dwarves gradually turn to stone but what about say Skaven, Orcs, Saurus, and Dragon Ogres?
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      3. CrossyCross
        CrossyCross
        Orks are immune. The process just kills them, same as Saurus.

        Dragon Ogres due to their pact with the chaos gods are immune. Though even if they did not have that, trying to make a dragon ogre vampire has the same difficulty as converting a dragon. Too much/difficult of an investment to really happen.
        Nov 18, 2020
      4. Bone Daddy
        Bone Daddy
        Huh, Skaven get surprisingly swole it seems at the cost of their sanity. That's pretty neat as I am a fan of Varghulfs.
        Nov 18, 2020
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      5. thefoolswriter
        thefoolswriter
        opp s wrong comment thread
        Nov 22, 2020
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    22. Franz-026
      Franz-026
      Greetings, Crossy. Just wandering if you're amenable to the idea of people writing fanfics of your stories/quests? Because I dearly want to. Mostly about your WH worlds. Like Metas' story.
      1. Ddmkm122 likes this.
      2. CrossyCross
        CrossyCross
        Feel free to do so.
        Oct 26, 2020
    23. CrossyCross
      CrossyCross
      Oh my fucking god. Not again.
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      3. CrossyCross
        CrossyCross
        This is just absolutely depressing in terms of actually trying to start my quests back up.
        Oct 20, 2020
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      4. Guardian Box
        Guardian Box
        You are a wonderful person and I like you a lot.

        Don't let any set back get you.
        Oct 21, 2020
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      5. thefoolswriter
        thefoolswriter
        thats terrible i was looking forward to your quests such as blood and lust and danmachi you are very good at original ideas crossy
        Nov 22, 2020
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    25. Guilliman
      Guilliman
      Hey Crossy do you write on CHYOA? Because I've noticed that there's a lot of chapter written by someone who's name is pretty similar to yours.
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      3. Guilliman
        Guilliman
        Ah I see, shame though that person writes some pretty good smut, though of course Crossy's smut is better
        Oct 18, 2020
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      4. CrossyCross
        CrossyCross
        No I'm pretty sure isn't very good. Do you have a link anyway? Who are you talking about?
        Oct 19, 2020
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      5. Guilliman
        Guilliman
        Oct 19, 2020
        Ddmkm122 likes this.
    26. CrossyCross
      CrossyCross
      This day can go to helllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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      2. tehelgee
        tehelgee
        CTRL+S is your friend...
        Oct 16, 2020
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      3. CrossyCross
        CrossyCross
        I have an app that's SUPPOSED to record my sessions whenever they close. It's been working fine for a year.

        But somehow, this time it did not record the sessions that suddenly closed, only one.

        I am angry and frustrated and sad and just so fucking tired of this
        Oct 16, 2020
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      4. Guardian Box
    27. CrossyCross
      CrossyCross
      Oh this is fucked.
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      3. CrossyCross
        CrossyCross
        BUT HOLY SHIT all those pics!

        What the fuuuuck

        I spent days looking for those character images! FUCK

        There goes all the goddamned mikos. And the those particular characters DEEP in the obscure fandoms and the lilith-soft galleries. And god knows what else.

        ...oh fuck, some of those were applicable in Blood and Lust WHY
        Oct 16, 2020
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      4. CrossyCross
        CrossyCross
        Do you have any idea how hard it is to find similar-looking art of incredibly particular descriptions?!

        I hate this piece of shit laptop
        Oct 16, 2020
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      5. CrossyCross
        CrossyCross
        I am going to need some time to get over this gigantic fucking mess
        Oct 16, 2020
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    28. EVA-Saiyajin
      EVA-Saiyajin
      I can see why you're revisiting Dark Souls. It's got some truly fascinating lore and beautiful graphics.
      1. Ddmkm122 likes this.
      2. CrossyCross
        CrossyCross
        You should play the ps4 remastered if you're choosing to. There's barely any people on ps3 anymore. It isn't complete without the online experience.

        But yeah. Dark Souls is the flawed masterpiece. It had some stumbles due to truly creating the backbone and heart of the genre on its own. But the later entries couldn't really capture its full style.
        Oct 9, 2020
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      3. CrossyCross
        CrossyCross
        Bloodborne did well enough though by forging on with its own theme of eldritch horror. And a swift and aggressive style of combat.

        I consider those two the best of the fromsoft bunch.
        Oct 9, 2020
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    29. kinglugia
      kinglugia
      Spurt spurt splurt?
      1. Ddmkm122 likes this.
    30. LordFrancis93
      LordFrancis93
      Have you bought the Lion El'Jonson book?
      1. Ddmkm122 likes this.
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    Blood and Lust: You are Alduin du Lac, Blood of Landuin, son of damned Mousillon. A story of accursed ideals, monstergirls and Warhammer.
    Chylde of the Gorgon: You are Bell Cranel, first adventurer of the Medusa Gorgon Familia. This is your story.
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