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CrossyCross
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CrossyCross

LADY OF LOVE

Well this is fucked. Trying to recover motivation after that draft got deleted is failing me. Maybe I should do a different quest for now? Oct 20, 2021 at 2:53 AM

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    1. CrossyCross
      CrossyCross
      Well this is fucked. Trying to recover motivation after that draft got deleted is failing me. Maybe I should do a different quest for now?
    2. CrossyCross
      CrossyCross
      Every time I watch Konosuba, I keep wishing Kazuma ended up with Darkness instead. Those two are perfect for each other goddammit.
      1. Evilhippy
        Evilhippy
        He should have casually banged the drunk idiot, cause damn she has a body.

        Then used Megumin's chunni against her by claiming to be the obvious hero protag who gets a harem. Then he used Darkness's...darknessness to bully her into being his second wife. Toss in some insults to make her seem 'worth less' then his primary wife and she'd eat that shit up.

        Then you have yourself a Harem, easy peasy.
        Oct 2, 2021
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      2. 1986ctcel
        1986ctcel
        Replace Megumin with Yunyun :V
        Oct 2, 2021
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    3. CrossyCross
      CrossyCross
      Have I mentioned there's a commission I paid for three months ago that doesn't even have draft? Because I do. It ain't a good experience.
      1. Evilhippy and Rikov like this.
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      3. Evilhippy
        Evilhippy
        That sucks.

        Was it a experienced author?
        Oct 2, 2021
      4. CrossyCross
        CrossyCross
        An artist. Has health problems, which I'm sympathetic to, but I have my own priorities too. At least they agreed to a refund, but supposedly it'll come within the coming week, not right now. Here's hoping it comes through.
        Oct 2, 2021
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      5. Evilhippy
        Evilhippy
        I'll repeat, that sucks.
        Oct 2, 2021
    4. CrossyCross
      CrossyCross
      *Bayonetta 3 reveal* *Bayonetta has a 'grown-up Cereza' hairstyle* ALL MY YES
      1. SamPardi likes this.
    5. derkan
      derkan
      Hey Crossy did you read the manga Nukenai Senkei-Chan ?
      If not i recommend it: It is a a 70 chapter ecchi manga where legendary swords in a JRPG world are able to take human form.
      It follow the adventure of a blacksmith and maintenance (and most of everything else) is lewd as hell.
      1. CrossyCross
        CrossyCross
        Sounds like a fun short romp. Gonna go put it on my reading list.
        Sep 24, 2021
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    6. Somebody
      Somebody
      Hey Crossy, what's your take on Dandadan? It's by Chainsaw Man's author's assistant, and has its own fair share of awesome art and funny stuff, though not to the same level of weird as CSM.
      1. CrossyCross
        CrossyCross
        Haven't read it. I'll need to check it out first. Though at the moment, I'm really more focused on praying Red Hood goes through, since the author apparently LOVES muscle girls and that's a blessing the world needs.
        Sep 24, 2021
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    7. Daytripper
      Daytripper
      I need some advice.
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      3. CrossyCross
        CrossyCross
        Each quest is also different in formulation and intent. So you'd need to start from the bottom to see what the heck is up with the crossover. Like, I need way more details.
        Aug 31, 2021
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      4. CrossyCross
        CrossyCross
        So combining worlds into one blended-together history, huh?

        Can you move this to PMs while giving me more details?
        Aug 31, 2021
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      5. Daytripper
        Aug 31, 2021
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    8. CrossyCross
      CrossyCross
      Automatic Updates are the worst thing ever invented. Every single time, all it does is worsen my experience or actually break my laptop.
    9. kentter
      kentter
      Hey Crossy, whatever happened to your Imperial Daughters quest?
    10. EVA-Saiyajin
      EVA-Saiyajin
      1. CrossyCross likes this.
      2. EVA-Saiyajin
        EVA-Saiyajin
        Yes, those circumstances are a bit odd, but the detail and level of skill in creation and appropriate sizes compared to humans is just unreal.
        Aug 25, 2021
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      3. CrossyCross
        CrossyCross
        Okay yeah, that WAS pretty damn good.
        Aug 25, 2021
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    11. CrossyCross
      CrossyCross
      I just had a thought that the whole "Blood of Landuin" thing works REALLY WELL with xianxia. "Dao of the Accursed Ideal", anyone?
      1. passislisk and EVA-Saiyajin like this.
      2. CrossyCross
        CrossyCross
        An actual fucking "This cultivation method is accelerated compared to others, but has significant side-effects" with ACTUAL side-effects.

        And all because I ended up watching multiple seasons of Battle Through The Heavens...
        Aug 21, 2021
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    12. DratHack
      DratHack
      Is the BloodGantz quest dead?
    13. CrossyCross
      CrossyCross
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      2. Tikitau
        Tikitau
        Also less flashy telekinetic weaponry!

        ...i think.

        ... ...i am waaaay behind on my quest bingeing, you see
        Jul 22, 2021
      3. Tikitau
        Tikitau
        Aug 15, 2021
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      4. CrossyCross
        CrossyCross
        That's pretty nice, thanks.
        Aug 21, 2021
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    14. EVA-Saiyajin
      EVA-Saiyajin
      Are your bookmarks saved to your Chrome account? That’s what I was asked by someone else in regards to your query.
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      2. CrossyCross
        CrossyCross
        If uninstalling updates loses the tabs, this won't work.
        Jun 17, 2021
      3. EVA-Saiyajin
        EVA-Saiyajin
        The only person who has responded said “than you m if the loss the tabs” not really helpful. I can’t find out how to uninstall updates for Chrome no matter what I do or look. Maybe bookmark your tabs?
        Jun 17, 2021
      4. CrossyCross
        CrossyCross
        Jun 17, 2021
    15. Heaven Canceler
      Heaven Canceler
      Eya Crossy, you mentioned you had interest in my fic. Did you take a look yet?
      1. CrossyCross
        CrossyCross
        Not yet. Is busy.
        Jun 7, 2021
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      2. Heaven Canceler
        Heaven Canceler
        Ah alright then, well looking forward to your thoughts whenever you find the time^^
        Jun 7, 2021
    16. Tikitau
      Tikitau
      *eyes latest quest*
      That's like...
      DOUBLE Inferno Cannons worth of Heresy, CrossyCross. Well done.
      1. CrossyCross
        CrossyCross
        I do love me my dumb excuses for even dumber shenanigans.

        Gonna be fun making four demigods with a battleship's worth of neuroses 'getting along'.
        Jun 7, 2021
      2. Tikitau
        Tikitau
        Celing Corax Is Watching You, Heretics.
        Jun 9, 2021
    17. rx915
      rx915
      How was it? Was the link I shared what you're looking for?
    18. Guardian Box
      1. CrossyCross likes this.
      2. Guardian Box
        Guardian Box
        sorry for the delay, uploaded a new torrent, hopefully everything will work out now
        May 22, 2021
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      3. CrossyCross
        CrossyCross
        No need for apologies. You're doing this pro-bono and I'm very thankful.
        May 24, 2021
      4. Guardian Box
        Guardian Box
        how's the download going? any troubles?
        May 28, 2021
    19. kinglugia
      kinglugia
      Ey cross, been looking at your Danmachi quest. Have a question: what does 'increase stance' and 'iron repel' actually do? Prevents staggering / flinching for the former, 'negates damage below a certain threshold' for the latter?
      1. CrossyCross
        CrossyCross
        "iron repel" means when blocking the enemy gets a jarring reaction. It enhances the physical shock of hitting something hard and experiencing the recoil.
        May 22, 2021
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      2. CrossyCross
        CrossyCross
        "Increase stance" is the stability of your footing/defensive stance, increased to supernatural levels. Basically it's harder to knock the character down, and they take hits better. Assuming their toughness and strength can take the hit, the ground will break before they stumble.
        May 22, 2021
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      3. kinglugia
        kinglugia
        Oh, so that's what you meant. My thanks!
        May 22, 2021
    20. CrossyCross
      CrossyCross
      Berserk's creator Kentaro Miura is dead. Welp, the joke is officially real.
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      2. CrossyCross
        CrossyCross
        Not a joke. He really is dead. Aortic something failure.
        May 20, 2021
      3. Daniel K. English
        Daniel K. English
        The fandom joked that Berserk had updated at such a sluggish pace that Miura would die before we could see the end. So the joke is now reality.
        May 20, 2021
      4. magic9mushroom
        magic9mushroom
        Thank you, DKE.
        May 20, 2021
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    21. CrossyCross
      CrossyCross
      I have discovered ASMR stuff via freaking DLsite of all things...wow, some of the these are surprisingly GOOD. And of course, hot as hell.
      1. CrossyCross
        CrossyCross
        Now if only I could find how to make the files function.
        May 14, 2021
      2. CrossyCross
        CrossyCross
        I have discovered how to make the files function and now I feel I bought too much. I'm going to stop buying DLpoints now. I've bought more than enough ear-porn to last me for a looong time.
        May 15, 2021
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      3. duburu
        duburu
        willing to share?
        if not,
        I would like to see your list
        Jul 8, 2021
    22. CrossyCross
      CrossyCross
      And now my paypal isn't letting me send to other people again. Fuck youuuu. This shit with constantly getting flagged is beyond frustrating.
      1. Usernames likes this.
      2. Evilhippy
        Evilhippy
        May 2, 2021
        Hypervane and Usernames like this.
      3. CrossyCross
        CrossyCross
        I can send to other people again, and patreon is working again.

        DL-pay STILL isn't working. Fuck you.
        May 4, 2021
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      4. CrossyCross
        CrossyCross
        Seriously, it's not even a case of "using your bank card directly". I'm STILL using the paypal popup there, but it still doesn't work.

        Only patreon and direct paypal to paypal is functioning and I hate it.
        May 4, 2021
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    23. CrossyCross
      CrossyCross
      FUCKING HELL. After years of managing to keep google from updating my google chrome they did it anyway. How?!
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      3. ExquisiteTopHat
        ExquisiteTopHat
        The workflow likely won't be identical to what you had, but it's so much better than chrome that there is no comparison.
        May 1, 2021
      4. ExquisiteTopHat
        ExquisiteTopHat
        Oh, and if you toggle ads on, you can choose who the revenue goes to. Or just trade it on for crypto currency. Still not sure how that works, but it does.
        May 1, 2021
      5. CrossyCross
        CrossyCross
        I might move once this becomes unbearable.
        May 2, 2021
    24. Judgement
      Judgement
      I never really paid attention to it before, but now I'm curious: What system did you use for your Blood and Lust quest? I know that its taken from Warhammer rules, but is it Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay or Warhammer Fantasy Battles? What edition, too? I also know that the rules you use are modified, but I wasn't able to find a convenient "Rule changes for my quest" thing in the Blood and Lust thread.

      Thanks in advance
      1. CrossyCross
        CrossyCross
        I use Warhammer Fantasy Battles, with a lot of houserules, modifications, and additional abilities to give it more oomph and variety.

        The core mechanics remain (to hit, to wound, armor save, ward save, etc.) but I allow stupid OP combinations like Regeneration+Ward+Armor+Parry to all be distinct saving throws for example, if someone somehow had all of them.
        Apr 30, 2021
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      2. Judgement
        Judgement
        Thanks! This'll make things easier for me.
        Apr 30, 2021
    25. CrossyCross
      CrossyCross
      Well this ain't good. My bank is stopping me from using paypal....are they going to say I shouldn't be using my card on porn and ban me?
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      3. CrossyCross
        CrossyCross
        Thing is, if all banks in Philippines are like this, not much of a difference if I waste time making a new one only to discover it also got cancelled. Agh.

        I hate this. I'll have to contact my bank about this and hope they just think my purchases are sus, but are willing to let it continue once I confirm.

        If that doesn't work, I'll check other options.
        Apr 23, 2021
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      4. CrossyCross
        CrossyCross
        And now I'm getting stupid fucking errors. When I try to send money to someone, or buy something, my paypal shows me "You haven’t linked a payment method to your PayPal account yet. Please link a card to continue." despite my Wallet tab still showing the verified landbank visa debit card.

        What the fuck?
        Apr 23, 2021
      5. CrossyCross
        CrossyCross
        Goddammit. This is definitely the card/bank, I think.

        And I can't get an answer until monday, because this bank is not open on weekends. Fuck.
        Apr 23, 2021
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    26. EVA-Saiyajin
      EVA-Saiyajin
      Hope you get through this alright.

      You were the one to get me really in love with Warhammer.
      1. CrossyCross
        CrossyCross
        I'm getting through alright.

        It's the other that's stuck in his room.
        Apr 10, 2021
    27. CrossyCross
      CrossyCross
      What the fuck. Why isn't there a button for adding money from my bank account to paypal? What the fuck? What the fuck paypal?!
      1. CrossyCross
        CrossyCross
        What the hell is the point then?!

        How the hell am I supposed to send money to someone if I can't even add money to my paypal account!
        Mar 24, 2021
    28. kinglugia
      kinglugia
      If you die, I wish you a very pleasant reincarnation in another world :3
      1. Guardian Box
        Guardian Box
        I can help. Lemme start my truck.
        Mar 7, 2021
    29. CrossyCross
      CrossyCross
      Oh my god. Not again. not FUCKING AGAIN. Google disabled Session Manager. They killed all my sessions. It's lost. ALL OF IT.
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      3. CrossyCross
        CrossyCross
        IT's literally thousands of tab-urls. That's basically how I spend my free times. A hard-copy would be hundreds of pages. Not doable.

        Best I can do is save it in as many places as possible, so that nothing is lost each time I save.
        Mar 6, 2021
      4. CrossyCross
        CrossyCross
        God, but I only succeeded because I keep my chrome from updating because the new versions are shitty, and this version has excellent caching. On one hand, it makes memory run low if I use the windows for too long (need to close everything and reopen periodically).
        Mar 6, 2021
      5. CrossyCross
        CrossyCross
        On the other, it saves me in times like this, where it remembered enough to restore the Session Manager page purely from the cache, and still allowed for exporting.

        Bless this caching. I am never changing this version.
        Mar 6, 2021
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    30. Kingly97852
      Kingly97852
      Hope you and your family get through this okay
      1. Hypervane, CrossyCross and ReinZero like this.
      2. ReinZero
        ReinZero
        Stay well everyone!
        Feb 27, 2021
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    So many quests, too little time.
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    Blood and Lust: You are Alduin du Lac, Blood of Landuin, son of damned Mousillon. A story of accursed ideals, monstergirls and Warhammer.
    Chylde of the Gorgon: You are Bell Cranel, first adventurer of the Medusa Gorgon Familia. This is your story.
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