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eveakane

Formerly an Innocent Grammarian, Female, 23, from Anywhere that's flat enough to sleep on

And got another Osakabehime Selfie! This time it's her wearing a sweater...? Jun 13, 2019 at 4:20 PM

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1. eveakane
  And got another Osakabehime Selfie! This time it's her wearing a sweater...?
  
  Jun 13, 2019 at 4:20 PM
2. eveakane
  As summer fades away and the storms roll in, I probably should change my avatar soon. Hopefully people would make more FGO selfies for it.
  
  Jun 13, 2019 at 6:40 AM
3. eveakane
  TFW your phone just gives out and half of the screen is black. Why can’t they last longer than two years?!
  
  May 27, 2019
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  3. Smuthunter
    The hell kind of phone are you using? My iphone 6S has been chugging along for 4 years of constant use with no complaints.
    
    May 27, 2019
    
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  4. eveakane
    It’s a cherry mobile that’s cheap...ish. Cost around $76 USD.
    
    May 27, 2019
  5. d.fish
    Imagine getting those specs fifty years ago for that price. Sigh.
    
    May 27, 2019
4. eveakane
  TFW some service thing updates all of a sudden, and your chrome incognito and game just crashes. Good thing I only had one tab then.
  
  May 9, 2019
5. eveakane
  I GOT MELT!
  
  Apr 23, 2019
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  2. Finagle007
    So did I! My very first 5 star, and I got her on a 10-roll! Then I got another Melt on a ticket!
    
    Apr 23, 2019
    
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6. eveakane
  Do tell me if my avatar isn't appropriate. Osakabehime swimsuit selfie.
  
  Mar 18, 2019
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  2. Enigmatic
    If mine is fine, I think yours is too.
    
    Mar 18, 2019
    
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7. Butter Flies
  Question. Where does your profile pic come from? Because dem boobs are calling me.
  
  Mar 3, 2019
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  2. eveakane
    Scáthach from FGO. Wearing a Chinese New Year dress. Search on a booru site.
    
    Mar 3, 2019
    
    Battleship_Fusou, ryuan, Butter Flies and 1 other person like this.
  3. TMastér
    Fate is always a great source for boobs.
    
    Mar 3, 2019
    
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8. eveakane
  When shit Chrome notifications closes your tabs by accident. Why does it exist?
  
  Jan 18, 2019
9. eveakane
  Around twelve hours and no updates or interesting stories for me. *Fetal position, sucks thumb*
  
  Jan 13, 2019
10. eveakane
  HERE IS ANOTHER ONE! A friend in Discord posted it, and I saw that it was perfect!
  
  Dec 24, 2018
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11. eveakane
  UPDATED-UPDATED MY AVIE! Christmas-themed, yet undeniably Shishou!
  
  Dec 21, 2018
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  2. RandytheBlackKnight
    That's a cute Shishou ya got there
    
    Dec 21, 2018
    
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12. eveakane
  Updated my Avie!
  
  Dec 21, 2018
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  3. eveakane
    How explicit is too explicit here though?
    
    Dec 21, 2018
    
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  4. Megaolix
    We need avatars to be SFW, since anyone can see them.
    
    Dec 21, 2018
    
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  5. Megaolix
    Anyway, I have to delete this for now. Just replace it with something SFW.
    
    Dec 21, 2018
    
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13. eveakane
  Did a dumb, and got muted for it. Learned my lesson now, hopefully it sticks through my ADD.
  
  Dec 5, 2018
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14. eveakane
  I get surprised by the sudden amount of likes sometimes. Are my posts that funny? *Lé Shock*
  
  Nov 29, 2018
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  3. Grosstoad
    Sometimes you get random like-spikes when a Quest or a Story you follow and discuss get random-binged and someone Liked several posts they feel agreeable with.
    
    Nov 29, 2018
    
    Ddmkm122 and 1986ctcel like this.
  4. Grosstoad
    Also, might be because of avatars.
    +mostly remembers who eve is from the big-titted Ayanami+
    
    Nov 29, 2018
    
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  5. 1986ctcel
    Eh if it's ddmkm or whoever, he just has an obsession liking every post he reads and following as many people as possible.
    
    Nov 29, 2018
15. eveakane
  Mistook Marvel Cinematic Universe for Mind Control University. But I'm more interested in the latter anyway. Hentai is best!
  
  Nov 16, 2018
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  2. pepperjack
    I've made that error before. Now I always take a mental step back and become hyper-aware of context anytime I see the acronym.
    
    Nov 16, 2018
    
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  3. ReinZero
    [X] MCU x MCU.
    
    Nov 16, 2018
    
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  4. pepperjack
    Isn't that just Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters?
    
    Nov 16, 2018
    
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16. eveakane
  Just read FGO Erohon 2. Just like 1, Mashu is not getting laid. Reality conspires to cockblock her apparently.
  
  Nov 10, 2018
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17. eveakane
  Hmm...If I were to think where my fetish for breast expansion came from, I'd say Terminator III. Nude T-X then breast expansion, mmph!
  
  Nov 9, 2018
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  2. magic9mushroom
    Yeah, T-X inflating her breasts was memorable.
    
    Crap movie, though. Shit on T2 so much and so broadly.
    
    Nov 9, 2018
    
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18. eveakane
  No-Fap November is a thing, apparently. I feel sorry for you. Unless your dick is in pain from excess fapping, then it's a requirement!
  
  Nov 3, 2018
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19. eveakane
  Anyone know the hentai where a guy's phone becomes a girl? She still works the same, but he decides to get another phone so he can fuck her.
  
  Oct 21, 2018
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20. eveakane
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXD00GXabmY When working on a device that manipulates the mind...
  
  Oct 14, 2018
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  3. Valette-Serafina
    Unless they're/you're gay. Trustworthy would be a better requirement.
    
    Oct 14, 2018
    
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  4. magic9mushroom
    Yandere is actually a relatively minor hazard; they might reprogram you but they're not a threat to the world at large. A power-hungry sociopath is far more dangerous. And sex doesn't really matter for that.
    
    Nov 3, 2018
    
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  5. eveakane
    True. The ASMR only limited the yandere's actions to reprogramming the guy, and just to love her a lot.
    
    Nov 3, 2018
    
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21. eveakane
  To save time searching, I'll just ask: what song has the lyrics "chichichichicken"? It was a rap, I think?
  
  Oct 3, 2018
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  2. eveakane
    It's Tricky by DMC.
    
    Oct 5, 2018
    
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22. eveakane
  Would Anna Sanchez from BAHHSCQ be a Hero in Worm, or a particularly dangerous Vigilante?
  
  Sep 25, 2018
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  3. Darik29
    ...
    
    I will concede Some of that. Except she only donated the one cannon, as I recall, not multiple.
    
    That said, are you planning to write stuff with Anna in Worm? Because putting Uptimate Murder Blender Woobie into Worm seems like it can’t really end well...
    
    Oct 4, 2018
    
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  4. eveakane
    Not really, just random thoughts. Like what happens if Drakken is in Worm?
    
    Oct 4, 2018
    
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  5. Darik29
    Kim Possible Drakken?
    
    Without Shego, he’s easily either picked up by PRT, or snagged by another group. Possibly becomes a joke villain.
    
    With Shego, he becomes an actual viable threat.
    
    Oct 4, 2018
    
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23. Gideon020
  Ah, nothing like Mogudan.
  
  Sep 21, 2018
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  2. eveakane
    If I get a 2019 version, I'll switch immediately.
    
    Sep 21, 2018
    
    Ddmkm122 and 1986ctcel like this.
  3. Gideon020
    Mogudan-versions of Eva characters does give me an idea or two, which that avvie reminded me of. Thanks. :)
    
    Sep 22, 2018
    
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24. eveakane
  So being too used in typing in this site, I got myself channel banned on twitch. Whoops!
  
  Sep 10, 2018
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  2. Silvercrystal
    That sounds like an interesting story
    
    Sep 10, 2018
    
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  3. eveakane
    Eh, just said that the Rathian is a MILF.
    
    Sep 11, 2018
    
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25. eveakane
  For whatever reason, when I'm adjusting my SI's appearance to be functional rather than provocative... I feel sad.
  
  Sep 6, 2018
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  3. pepperjack
    I suppose that's one alternative to just going with this:
    
    http://www.schadenfreudestudios.com/backup/pictures/now%20you%20know%21%20by%20nebezial.png
    
    Sep 6, 2018
    
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  4. eveakane
    That's a chainmail bikini. Jeanne's boobs are only protected by CLOTH.
    
    Sep 6, 2018
    
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  5. pepperjack
    Cloth... and the magical power of her *womb*.
    
    According to SCIENCE.
    
    Sep 6, 2018
    
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26. eveakane
  Got new bluetooth earphones. HQ sounds, good for watching hentai.
  
  Sep 1, 2018
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  2. Enigmatic
    Nice~
    
    What earphones did ya get? I've been trying to find a nice pair.
    
    Sep 1, 2018
    
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  3. eveakane
    AWEI earphones. I don't know if it's available outside the Philippines. It's a sports rated, or so it says on the box. My sister got it, since she was buying her own, and I reimbursed her.
    
    Sep 1, 2018
    
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27. eveakane
  Because she keeps making that sound, Tamamo Lancer is now Doge. And Nobunaga is Shino Amakusa.
  
  Aug 25, 2018
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28. eveakane
  This would make a good fic of Dragon and Armsmaster.
  
  Aug 22, 2018
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  2. eveakane
    https://xkcd.com/632/
    
    Aug 22, 2018
    
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29. eveakane
  I'm looking for an old story I read around a decade ago. Basically, it all revolves around an addictive sweet drink.
  
  Aug 17, 2018
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  2. eveakane
    It's made by people named after cards (Ace of Spades and such), and there's also a joker being a nuisance.
    
    Aug 17, 2018
    
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30. Persimmon
  Ah, are you willing to beta read a work and tell me if the flow is shit/etc?
  
  Aug 14, 2018
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  2. eveakane
    Depends on how frequently you update. The amount of words can also slow me down.
    
    I'm still interested though.
    
    Aug 14, 2018
    
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  3. Persimmon
    I have about 2 complete and 2 in-progress chapters written up, about 4k words so far- probably will be 6k across 4 chapters once I'm done.
    
    It's a RWBY fanfic, inspired somewhat by Valor's Mister Huntsman (though quite different in execution and opening). PM me if you're still interested.
    
    Aug 14, 2018
    
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