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eveakane

Formerly an Innocent Grammarian, Female, 24, from Anywhere that's flat enough to sleep on

So just found out that folding smartphones exist...clearly, bigger is not better in that regard. Feb 18, 2020

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1. eveakane
  So just found out that folding smartphones exist...clearly, bigger is not better in that regard.
  
  Feb 18, 2020
2. eveakane
  Hmm...economy cyoa run with yanderes? Needs planning to make work...
  
  Feb 13, 2020
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  3. eveakane
    Let the stamp work on them first to make them receptive to a polygamous relationship.
    
    Feb 13, 2020
  4. magic9mushroom
    I've never been a big fan of the stamp.
    
    If I were to write one, I'd probably have MC proc on creampie. Say it's a mindbreaking molar pregnancy or something.
    
    Feb 14, 2020
  5. eveakane
    That could work. What yandere would say no to senpai sex?
    
    Feb 14, 2020
3. eveakane
  It’s near. “A bear. Valentines Bear.” *Roars* “Happy Valentines Day.”
  
  Feb 7, 2020
4. eveakane
  Didn't know my jumpchain thread had a palindrome for a...serial number? Thread number? 10901. =D =D =D
  
  Jan 28, 2020
5. eveakane
  Started backing up an old computer. Found that I've been downloading tons of Raikou and Scathach pictures. Cut to now and I still like them.
  
  Jan 7, 2020
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6. eveakane
  It’s getting close to 2020, and with it hopefully Sage continuing the Oregairu x Danmachi fic.
  
  Dec 29, 2019
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7. eveakane
  TFW you get alerts but it’s likes of your story. Dude I want updates!
  
  Dec 24, 2019
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  2. Imabot
    Suggestion: Change settings to get alerts only for posts and updates.
    
    Dec 24, 2019
    
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  3. eveakane
    Okay, done. I’ll check again later. Though everyone’s probably celebrating and can’t update at the moment.
    
    Dec 24, 2019
    
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8. eveakane
  I might disappear 'till xmas. No obligation, just the big storm heading this way. Not directly hit but close enough to make trouble for me.
  
  Dec 2, 2019
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9. eveakane
  When the Lady of the Lake gave Arthur his sword, did she hand it over or did she give it a good throw?
  
  Nov 4, 2019
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  2. d.fish
    Slid it over under the table.
    
    Nov 15, 2019
    
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  3. eveakane
    Then Arthur flips it up with his foot and fights an assassin. Fairly sure Mordred wouldn't have rebelled if his father was that cool.
    
    Nov 15, 2019
    
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10. eveakane
  Ainz “Bone Daddy” Ooal Gown returns for episode two! In a few hours.
  
  Oct 31, 2019
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11. eveakane
  Whenever I read “A splash of X”, I tend to think of it in the most literal sense. And then the mental scenario ends with stuff drenched.
  
  Sep 23, 2019
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  2. d.fish
    "--and a splash of ribwiches."
    
    Sep 23, 2019
    
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  3. eveakane
    I had to search for that. It’s an explosion of processed meat and bbq sauce.
    
    Sep 23, 2019
    
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12. eveakane
  *Checks story past midnight, no update* *Next day, checks story, 'posted in the afternoon yesterday'* REEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
  
  Sep 3, 2019
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  2. MasterOfDragonsGod
    Hate it when that happens.
    
    Sep 3, 2019
    
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13. eveakane
  My muse likes giving me the Missing Steps Plan. Just beginning and end, not much in detail.
  
  Aug 29, 2019
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  2. sunandshadow
    I know that feel. For me it's like: Characters? Check! Worldbuilding? Check! Plot? Uh....
    
    Aug 29, 2019
    
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14. eveakane
  Kirby seems like such a darling. Until you see him/her sucking everything into the black hole called a stomach.
  
  Aug 25, 2019
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  3. eveakane
    Just came to mind as I read a Kirby/Worm fic; the cuter it is, the more terrifying. Kirby apparently commits deicide over cake?
    
    Aug 25, 2019
    
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  4. d.fish
    Good cake is a good reason for almost anything~
    
    Aug 25, 2019
    
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  5. Enigmatic
    "Sometimes it’s just best to think of the Kirby universe as the unwanted lovechild of My little Pony and Warhammer 40k."
    -Some Guy on the internet somewhere I don't remember
    
    Aug 25, 2019
    
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15. eveakane
  Always nice to listen to awesome music to get inspiration. Rob Zombie is good for action stuff.
  
  Aug 12, 2019
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16. eveakane
  Stories not really selling on SB, so I’ll just post here instead then to SB once I have enough.
  
  Aug 10, 2019
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  3. d.fish
    Different avatar though!!!! This one is way cuter than that one.
    
    Oh it's the snippet thread. Yeah, those don't do well unless you have a localized following already and they're rather hard to get into.
    
    Aug 10, 2019
    
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  4. eveakane
    I had Osakabehime wearing a sexy bikini before this. And Sekirei is a classic for me.
    
    Aug 10, 2019
    
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  5. d.fish
    mmmmmmMmmmMmmMmMMMMMMMM
    
    Aug 10, 2019
    
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17. eveakane
  New FGO Servants released recently, and apparently, Kiyohime is tame compared to the new Yandere in play.
  
  Aug 8, 2019
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  2. MasterOfDragonsGod
    Oh my god hide your self quick.
    
    Aug 8, 2019
    
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  3. eveakane
    Not on the JP server, so I'm technically safe for a year or so.
    
    Aug 8, 2019
    
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18. eveakane
  Me: Cursing Muse: Blowing Raspberries
  
  Jul 28, 2019
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19. eveakane
  My arm feels like an inflated balloon; had a flu shot.
  
  Jul 27, 2019
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20. eveakane
  Eating some Scottish Potato Chips, though I'm not tasting the Honey & Mustard flavor. Maybe it's not as sweet as Philippine Mustard...?
  
  Jul 20, 2019
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21. eveakane
  Watching Nausicaa, a Studio Ghibli movie. Really quite surprising that we were allowed to watch this, about a decade ago.
  
  Jul 9, 2019
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  3. Grosstoad
    According to wiki 1984, and Fist of the North Star was aired in the same year.
    
    Jul 9, 2019
    
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  4. eveakane
    No one got punchsploded in Nausicaa though. Melted? Yes, but it's some odd Evangelion-esque creature.
    
    Jul 9, 2019
    
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  5. d.fish
    IIRC it was the "weird" film that established their brand. Before that, scifi and political shit wasn't that meshed in animation.
    
    Jul 9, 2019
    
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22. eveakane
  Got a warning for necro'ing Dude's thread. Probably should've waited for him to post the new chapter first. Whoops.
  
  Jun 26, 2019
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23. eveakane
  And got another Osakabehime Selfie! This time it's her wearing a sweater...?
  
  Jun 13, 2019
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24. eveakane
  As summer fades away and the storms roll in, I probably should change my avatar soon. Hopefully people would make more FGO selfies for it.
  
  Jun 13, 2019
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25. eveakane
  TFW your phone just gives out and half of the screen is black. Why can’t they last longer than two years?!
  
  May 27, 2019
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  3. Smuthunter
    The hell kind of phone are you using? My iphone 6S has been chugging along for 4 years of constant use with no complaints.
    
    May 27, 2019
    
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  4. eveakane
    It’s a cherry mobile that’s cheap...ish. Cost around $76 USD.
    
    May 27, 2019
    
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  5. d.fish
    Imagine getting those specs fifty years ago for that price. Sigh.
    
    May 27, 2019
    
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26. eveakane
  TFW some service thing updates all of a sudden, and your chrome incognito and game just crashes. Good thing I only had one tab then.
  
  May 9, 2019
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27. eveakane
  I GOT MELT!
  
  Apr 23, 2019
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  2. Finagle007
    So did I! My very first 5 star, and I got her on a 10-roll! Then I got another Melt on a ticket!
    
    Apr 23, 2019
    
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28. eveakane
  Do tell me if my avatar isn't appropriate. Osakabehime swimsuit selfie.
  
  Mar 18, 2019
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  2. Enigmatic
    If mine is fine, I think yours is too.
    
    Mar 18, 2019
    
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29. Butter Flies
  Question. Where does your profile pic come from? Because dem boobs are calling me.
  
  Mar 3, 2019
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  2. eveakane
    Scáthach from FGO. Wearing a Chinese New Year dress. Search on a booru site.
    
    Mar 3, 2019
    
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  3. TMastér
    Fate is always a great source for boobs.
    
    Mar 3, 2019
    
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30. eveakane
  When shit Chrome notifications closes your tabs by accident. Why does it exist?
  
  Jan 18, 2019
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