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eveakane

Formerly an Innocent Grammarian, Female, 24, from Anywhere that's flat enough to sleep on

Aaaaaaand back to normal weather, it seems. The rain seems to have come and gone with the weekend. Oct 12, 2020

eveakane was last seen:: Oct 20, 2020 at 7:42 AM

1. eveakane
  Aaaaaaand back to normal weather, it seems. The rain seems to have come and gone with the weekend.
  
  Oct 12, 2020
2. eveakane
  Oh snap, the rains gonna get worse! Got an orange advisory just now!
  
  Oct 8, 2020
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3. eveakane
  So, it's finally started raining in earnest here in my area. You know, 3-4 months late.
  
  Oct 8, 2020
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4. eveakane
  Took a peek at some new stories being posted, and immediately closed them. Seriously, what is with the atrocious grammar??? Not saying what.
  
  Jul 23, 2020
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  3. eveakane
    Using abbreviations and acronyms are fine in dialog, NOT in narration. "Strange AF" in narration wtf?!
    
    Jul 24, 2020
    
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  4. Triumvirate_PHO
    Geez, that sounds like a Wattpad problem. No offense to those who like Wattpad.
    
    Aug 3, 2020
    
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  5. islamy96
    at least you dont understand it. i see author with atrocious spelling and that don't change dozen fic later. technically their grammar and pronounciation is correct.
    
    Sep 13, 2020
    
    hillo315 likes this.
5. eveakane
  Cooking with Valkyrie S2 is out! *cheers*
  
  Jul 17, 2020
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  2. Li Zanyu
    I love and hate the series at the same time. Love because everyone is just so moe... and hate because the anime was an idealized world unlike the game where not everyone had happy ending.
    
    ..Himeko T-T
    
    Jul 25, 2020
    
    Weeb Anime, hillo315 and Cringyusername like this.
6. eveakane
  183 this time. Kind of wish companies sponsor fanfic writers too. I'm fairly sure I got people interested in the game (HI3), after all.
  
  Jul 3, 2020
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  2. John_Oakman
    Do you still have likes alert turned on? Because most people have turned them off a long time ago.
    
    Jul 3, 2020
    
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  3. eveakane
    Kind of need to do it. I can get distracted reading other fanfics, so I use it as a reminder of sorts. And I kind of like the numbers.
    
    Jul 3, 2020
    
    hillo315 likes this.
  4. John_Oakman
    Ah. I see.
    
    Jul 3, 2020
    
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7. eveakane
  OKAY, 164 alerts is rather new...
  
  Jul 2, 2020
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  2. llat-2
    Okay I'll bite. How does that even happen? I barely get an alert every 2 days.
    
    Jul 2, 2020
    
    hillo315 likes this.
  3. eveakane
    Started writing a fic with a setting that doesn't have a big presence in the fanfiction community yet. And crossed it with worm.
    
    Jul 2, 2020
    
    Armonia, hillo315 and G4R5vb5r3H like this.
8. eveakane
  I’m seeing 90 notifications right now. Going to look at that...later.
  
  Jun 15, 2020
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  2. Dracohuman
    Oof. on oner hand thats nice to see, all those people either felt It was worth giving you some sort of attention, or your fav authors updated there stories. On the other hand reading through and trying to comprehend all those God damn updates.
    
    Jun 18, 2020
    
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9. eveakane
  Another Osakabe selfie!
  
  Jun 14, 2020
10. eveakane
  It's the rainy season now, but it's still too hot. Nature, I need more clouds over here!
  
  Jun 14, 2020
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11. AngelicKnight.
  I approve of your existence. Please continue.
  
  May 25, 2020
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  2. eveakane
    Okay? °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°
    
    May 26, 2020
    
    hillo315, Dracohuman and AngelicKnight. like this.
  3. AngelicKnight.
    Cute. Adorable. Good.
    *Sends one headpat*
    
    May 26, 2020
    
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12. eveakane
  It's hot enough here that the water's really warm, and it feels like you're feverish but no, you're not.
  
  May 7, 2020
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13. eveakane
  Won a contest in SV because I gave a QQ answer. Nice.
  
  Apr 28, 2020
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14. eveakane
  Right now I'm thinking about the phrase "You are crunchy and taste good with ketchup", and Jim Gaffigan's ketchup joke makes perfect sense.
  
  Apr 8, 2020
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15. eveakane
  Did my favourite writers make plans to post updates all at the same Sunday morning or something? *squees in joy*
  
  Mar 22, 2020
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16. eveakane
  So just found out that folding smartphones exist...clearly, bigger is not better in that regard.
  
  Feb 18, 2020
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17. eveakane
  Hmm...economy cyoa run with yanderes? Needs planning to make work...
  
  Feb 13, 2020
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  3. eveakane
    Let the stamp work on them first to make them receptive to a polygamous relationship.
    
    Feb 13, 2020
    
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  4. magic9mushroom
    I've never been a big fan of the stamp.
    
    If I were to write one, I'd probably have MC proc on creampie. Say it's a mindbreaking molar pregnancy or something.
    
    Feb 14, 2020
    
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  5. eveakane
    That could work. What yandere would say no to senpai sex?
    
    Feb 14, 2020
    
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18. eveakane
  It’s near. “A bear. Valentines Bear.” *Roars* “Happy Valentines Day.”
  
  Feb 7, 2020
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19. eveakane
  Didn't know my jumpchain thread had a palindrome for a...serial number? Thread number? 10901. =D =D =D
  
  Jan 28, 2020
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20. eveakane
  Started backing up an old computer. Found that I've been downloading tons of Raikou and Scathach pictures. Cut to now and I still like them.
  
  Jan 7, 2020
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21. eveakane
  It’s getting close to 2020, and with it hopefully Sage continuing the Oregairu x Danmachi fic.
  
  Dec 29, 2019
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22. eveakane
  TFW you get alerts but it’s likes of your story. Dude I want updates!
  
  Dec 24, 2019
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  2. Imabot
    Suggestion: Change settings to get alerts only for posts and updates.
    
    Dec 24, 2019
    
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  3. eveakane
    Okay, done. I’ll check again later. Though everyone’s probably celebrating and can’t update at the moment.
    
    Dec 24, 2019
    
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23. eveakane
  I might disappear 'till xmas. No obligation, just the big storm heading this way. Not directly hit but close enough to make trouble for me.
  
  Dec 2, 2019
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24. eveakane
  When the Lady of the Lake gave Arthur his sword, did she hand it over or did she give it a good throw?
  
  Nov 4, 2019
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  2. d.fish
    Slid it over under the table.
    
    Nov 15, 2019
    
    AngelicKnight., That_baka2, Ddmkm122 and 1 other person like this.
  3. eveakane
    Then Arthur flips it up with his foot and fights an assassin. Fairly sure Mordred wouldn't have rebelled if his father was that cool.
    
    Nov 15, 2019
    
    AngelicKnight., That_baka2, Ddmkm122 and 1 other person like this.
25. eveakane
  Ainz “Bone Daddy” Ooal Gown returns for episode two! In a few hours.
  
  Oct 31, 2019
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26. eveakane
  Whenever I read “A splash of X”, I tend to think of it in the most literal sense. And then the mental scenario ends with stuff drenched.
  
  Sep 23, 2019
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  2. d.fish
    "--and a splash of ribwiches."
    
    Sep 23, 2019
    
    AngelicKnight., Ddmkm122 and eveakane like this.
  3. eveakane
    I had to search for that. It’s an explosion of processed meat and bbq sauce.
    
    Sep 23, 2019
    
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27. eveakane
  *Checks story past midnight, no update* *Next day, checks story, 'posted in the afternoon yesterday'* REEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
  
  Sep 3, 2019
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  2. MasterOfDragonsGod
    Hate it when that happens.
    
    Sep 3, 2019
    
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28. eveakane
  My muse likes giving me the Missing Steps Plan. Just beginning and end, not much in detail.
  
  Aug 29, 2019
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  2. sunandshadow
    I know that feel. For me it's like: Characters? Check! Worldbuilding? Check! Plot? Uh....
    
    Aug 29, 2019
    
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29. eveakane
  Kirby seems like such a darling. Until you see him/her sucking everything into the black hole called a stomach.
  
  Aug 25, 2019
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  3. eveakane
    Just came to mind as I read a Kirby/Worm fic; the cuter it is, the more terrifying. Kirby apparently commits deicide over cake?
    
    Aug 25, 2019
    
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  4. d.fish
    Good cake is a good reason for almost anything~
    
    Aug 25, 2019
    
    AngelicKnight. and Ddmkm122 like this.
  5. Enigmatic
    "Sometimes it’s just best to think of the Kirby universe as the unwanted lovechild of My little Pony and Warhammer 40k."
    -Some Guy on the internet somewhere I don't remember
    
    Aug 25, 2019
    
    AngelicKnight., Ddmkm122, Malcanthet and 1 other person like this.
30. eveakane
  Always nice to listen to awesome music to get inspiration. Rob Zombie is good for action stuff.
  
  Aug 12, 2019
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Formerly an Innocent Grammarian. I also now have a Patreon!

On hiatus/maybe dead: A place to write (random snippets collection) || I got bored (Some Jumpchains) || Eve plays CYOAs (I try out some CYOAs and find that they're much more difficult than you'd think) || Ordering from the Hentai Book (R34 CYOA, where I try to jump on the bandwagon and fail from lack of writing skills)
Definitely dead: How do I fix this? Eh, I'll just wing it [Fate/Zero AU SI] (an attempt at writing an SI that failed from lack of writing skills. Also because the Nasuverse is confusing) || Mantis (Worm/Honkai Impact 3) (a failed first go at my first fic that lasted past ten chapters. Rewrite is below.)
Active: I make some CYOA builds and try to write a summary or story using them. Or just enjoy making builds. || Moth (Worm/Honkai Impact 3) (Rewrite) (My more successful iteration of my Worm fic attempt! Now has more words, more plot, and more time between chapters!)

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