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Last Activity:: Sep 21, 2019 at 1:00 AM

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eveakane

Formerly an Innocent Grammarian, Female, 23, from Anywhere that's flat enough to sleep on

*Checks story past midnight, no update* *Next day, checks story, 'posted in the afternoon yesterday'* REEEEEEEEEEEEEE- Sep 3, 2019

eveakane was last seen:: Sep 21, 2019 at 1:00 AM

1. eveakane
  *Checks story past midnight, no update* *Next day, checks story, 'posted in the afternoon yesterday'* REEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
  
  Sep 3, 2019
  1. MasterOfDragonsGod likes this.
  2. MasterOfDragonsGod
    Hate it when that happens.
    
    Sep 3, 2019
2. eveakane
  My muse likes giving me the Missing Steps Plan. Just beginning and end, not much in detail.
  
  Aug 29, 2019
  2. sunandshadow
    I know that feel. For me it's like: Characters? Check! Worldbuilding? Check! Plot? Uh....
    
    Aug 29, 2019
3. eveakane
  Kirby seems like such a darling. Until you see him/her sucking everything into the black hole called a stomach.
  
  Aug 25, 2019
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  3. eveakane
    Just came to mind as I read a Kirby/Worm fic; the cuter it is, the more terrifying. Kirby apparently commits deicide over cake?
    
    Aug 25, 2019
    
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  4. d.fish
    Good cake is a good reason for almost anything~
    
    Aug 25, 2019
  5. Enigmatic
    "Sometimes it’s just best to think of the Kirby universe as the unwanted lovechild of My little Pony and Warhammer 40k."
    -Some Guy on the internet somewhere I don't remember
    
    Aug 25, 2019
    
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4. eveakane
  Always nice to listen to awesome music to get inspiration. Rob Zombie is good for action stuff.
  
  Aug 12, 2019
5. eveakane
  Stories not really selling on SB, so I’ll just post here instead then to SB once I have enough.
  
  Aug 10, 2019
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  3. d.fish
    Different avatar though!!!! This one is way cuter than that one.
    
    Oh it's the snippet thread. Yeah, those don't do well unless you have a localized following already and they're rather hard to get into.
    
    Aug 10, 2019
    
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  4. eveakane
    I had Osakabehime wearing a sexy bikini before this. And Sekirei is a classic for me.
    
    Aug 10, 2019
    
    d.fish likes this.
  5. d.fish
    mmmmmmMmmmMmmMmMMMMMMMM
    
    Aug 10, 2019
6. eveakane
  New FGO Servants released recently, and apparently, Kiyohime is tame compared to the new Yandere in play.
  
  Aug 8, 2019
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  2. MasterOfDragonsGod
    Oh my god hide your self quick.
    
    Aug 8, 2019
    
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  3. eveakane
    Not on the JP server, so I'm technically safe for a year or so.
    
    Aug 8, 2019
    
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7. eveakane
  Me: Cursing Muse: Blowing Raspberries
  
  Jul 28, 2019
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8. eveakane
  My arm feels like an inflated balloon; had a flu shot.
  
  Jul 27, 2019
9. eveakane
  Eating some Scottish Potato Chips, though I'm not tasting the Honey & Mustard flavor. Maybe it's not as sweet as Philippine Mustard...?
  
  Jul 20, 2019
10. eveakane
  Watching Nausicaa, a Studio Ghibli movie. Really quite surprising that we were allowed to watch this, about a decade ago.
  
  Jul 9, 2019
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  3. Grosstoad
    According to wiki 1984, and Fist of the North Star was aired in the same year.
    
    Jul 9, 2019
    
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  4. eveakane
    No one got punchsploded in Nausicaa though. Melted? Yes, but it's some odd Evangelion-esque creature.
    
    Jul 9, 2019
  5. d.fish
    IIRC it was the "weird" film that established their brand. Before that, scifi and political shit wasn't that meshed in animation.
    
    Jul 9, 2019
    
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11. eveakane
  Got a warning for necro'ing Dude's thread. Probably should've waited for him to post the new chapter first. Whoops.
  
  Jun 26, 2019
12. eveakane
  And got another Osakabehime Selfie! This time it's her wearing a sweater...?
  
  Jun 13, 2019
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13. eveakane
  As summer fades away and the storms roll in, I probably should change my avatar soon. Hopefully people would make more FGO selfies for it.
  
  Jun 13, 2019
14. eveakane
  TFW your phone just gives out and half of the screen is black. Why can’t they last longer than two years?!
  
  May 27, 2019
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  3. Smuthunter
    The hell kind of phone are you using? My iphone 6S has been chugging along for 4 years of constant use with no complaints.
    
    May 27, 2019
    
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  4. eveakane
    It’s a cherry mobile that’s cheap...ish. Cost around $76 USD.
    
    May 27, 2019
  5. d.fish
    Imagine getting those specs fifty years ago for that price. Sigh.
    
    May 27, 2019
15. eveakane
  TFW some service thing updates all of a sudden, and your chrome incognito and game just crashes. Good thing I only had one tab then.
  
  May 9, 2019
16. eveakane
  I GOT MELT!
  
  Apr 23, 2019
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  2. Finagle007
    So did I! My very first 5 star, and I got her on a 10-roll! Then I got another Melt on a ticket!
    
    Apr 23, 2019
    
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17. eveakane
  Do tell me if my avatar isn't appropriate. Osakabehime swimsuit selfie.
  
  Mar 18, 2019
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  2. Enigmatic
    If mine is fine, I think yours is too.
    
    Mar 18, 2019
    
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18. Butter Flies
  Question. Where does your profile pic come from? Because dem boobs are calling me.
  
  Mar 3, 2019
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  2. eveakane
    Scáthach from FGO. Wearing a Chinese New Year dress. Search on a booru site.
    
    Mar 3, 2019
    
    Battleship_Fusou, ryuan, Butter Flies and 1 other person like this.
  3. TMastér
    Fate is always a great source for boobs.
    
    Mar 3, 2019
    
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19. eveakane
  When shit Chrome notifications closes your tabs by accident. Why does it exist?
  
  Jan 18, 2019
20. eveakane
  Around twelve hours and no updates or interesting stories for me. *Fetal position, sucks thumb*
  
  Jan 13, 2019
21. eveakane
  HERE IS ANOTHER ONE! A friend in Discord posted it, and I saw that it was perfect!
  
  Dec 24, 2018
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22. eveakane
  UPDATED-UPDATED MY AVIE! Christmas-themed, yet undeniably Shishou!
  
  Dec 21, 2018
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  2. RandytheBlackKnight
    That's a cute Shishou ya got there
    
    Dec 21, 2018
    
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23. eveakane
  Updated my Avie!
  
  Dec 21, 2018
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  3. eveakane
    How explicit is too explicit here though?
    
    Dec 21, 2018
    
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  4. Megaolix
    We need avatars to be SFW, since anyone can see them.
    
    Dec 21, 2018
    
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  5. Megaolix
    Anyway, I have to delete this for now. Just replace it with something SFW.
    
    Dec 21, 2018
    
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24. eveakane
  Did a dumb, and got muted for it. Learned my lesson now, hopefully it sticks through my ADD.
  
  Dec 5, 2018
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25. eveakane
  I get surprised by the sudden amount of likes sometimes. Are my posts that funny? *Lé Shock*
  
  Nov 29, 2018
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  3. Grosstoad
    Sometimes you get random like-spikes when a Quest or a Story you follow and discuss get random-binged and someone Liked several posts they feel agreeable with.
    
    Nov 29, 2018
    
    Ddmkm122 and 1986ctcel like this.
  4. Grosstoad
    Also, might be because of avatars.
    +mostly remembers who eve is from the big-titted Ayanami+
    
    Nov 29, 2018
    
    Ddmkm122 and 1986ctcel like this.
  5. 1986ctcel
    Eh if it's ddmkm or whoever, he just has an obsession liking every post he reads and following as many people as possible.
    
    Nov 29, 2018
26. eveakane
  Mistook Marvel Cinematic Universe for Mind Control University. But I'm more interested in the latter anyway. Hentai is best!
  
  Nov 16, 2018
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  2. pepperjack
    I've made that error before. Now I always take a mental step back and become hyper-aware of context anytime I see the acronym.
    
    Nov 16, 2018
    
    Ddmkm122, Valette-Serafina and Imabot like this.
  3. ReinZero
    [X] MCU x MCU.
    
    Nov 16, 2018
    
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  4. pepperjack
    Isn't that just Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters?
    
    Nov 16, 2018
    
    Ddmkm122, Imabot and Valette-Serafina like this.
27. eveakane
  Just read FGO Erohon 2. Just like 1, Mashu is not getting laid. Reality conspires to cockblock her apparently.
  
  Nov 10, 2018
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28. eveakane
  Hmm...If I were to think where my fetish for breast expansion came from, I'd say Terminator III. Nude T-X then breast expansion, mmph!
  
  Nov 9, 2018
  1. Ddmkm122 likes this.
  2. magic9mushroom
    Yeah, T-X inflating her breasts was memorable.
    
    Crap movie, though. Shit on T2 so much and so broadly.
    
    Nov 9, 2018
    
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29. eveakane
  No-Fap November is a thing, apparently. I feel sorry for you. Unless your dick is in pain from excess fapping, then it's a requirement!
  
  Nov 3, 2018
  1. Ddmkm122, Imabot and Enigmatic like this.
30. eveakane
  Anyone know the hentai where a guy's phone becomes a girl? She still works the same, but he decides to get another phone so he can fuck her.
  
  Oct 21, 2018
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