F.B.I.

Haha, finally!

Yeah you clicked it, it's ok its happened to everyone at least once.

I'll have you know that I do not take kindly to being called a liar.

Just click the link I beg you.

I refuse. I will nut as I please!

Then you don't get to participaite in Dick Destruction December.

Change ur name and profile pic to Chris Hansen and we can rule the forum together.

Butt naked. You needed 2 't's for butt. Buck naked is acceptable but older. Also that greek god is Zeus.

Thx for the spell check.

It certainly made my job easier.

Fight on, F.B.I.!

Where else am I supposed to find the pedophiles?

...Follow.. the F.B.I.? https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BothFabulousHarvestmen-size_restricted.gif
That's not how that works kid.

That's what the NSA wants you to think.

I have no idea what your talking about...
*DING DONG*
Wait here Ill get it.
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I believe your looking for the National Crime Agency, Irishman.

That was a joke.

No actaully, tbh "loli porn" is looked at so much these days we kind of just gave up on keeping track of individuals who view it.

You however have been exerting a far more unusual amount of effort to something much more damning.

Interesting...

Choose your next words carefully, Ritter. We know where you live.

I thought Quantico's existence was unclassified?

I suppose that's one way of looking at it.

Hol up chief... Y were you sweating in the first place?

Because all the heat lamps in my indoor greenhouse are doing their jobs way too well...

Wrong. No headpat for you.

It would be super-intuitive if that was what it did, but apparently no, that's not the case at all.

It shows you when those people like things or post, displayed on your news feed. So it’d also show them making a new thread there too. (In case you haven’t found out since)

Wait, I have a news feed that's distinct from my alerts feed? Well, shit, so I do.

Why do the suspicious people always contact us directly? It's like they want to be caught...

Hmm? Something we should should be aware of?

Your browser history indicates otherwise, and before you ask, Incognito Mode doesn't stop me. Those memes are false so stop using it.

This is bullshit, taxation is theft, seize the means of production!

You know what you did, don't be coy. If you cause a scene we may have to subdue you for ur own good.

Fucking pigs man... Ya know what? Fine. You got me.

Turns out his crime was that he was 14 when he made that post. Hint from the wise, if you have an account on a different site where you're listed as underage don't link to the 18+ forum.

Oh shit

Dumbass got temp banned on SB and bitched about it in the SB Rants thread. Then linked the post he got hit on. His SB account has him at 15 years old. His QQ one 24. Great job.

It was actually meant to be more 'stick around awhile'.
Remaining seated = not going AFK.

Impersonating an officer is a federal offence. Be careful kids.

I mean, sure, I only changed one word, but if using the generic 'you have the right...' format was police impersonation, it'd be a felony to say "You have the right to refuse to quarter soldiers in your home."

Now you can be!

Nothing of note here.

"Indeed."
*Laps up a smear of mayonnaise*

I second his notion!

Keep your head down when entering the vehicle. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have a right to an attorney. If you do not have an attorney you will be...

Pfft. "Innocent". Sure. As innocent as anyone else on this site...which is no one. No one is innocent here is the point I was trying to make.

But she said she was over 60!

Stay in school kid.

Your going to have to come with me mam.

Who the hell are you people

We are only a figment of your imagination.

An echo of days gone by...