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Usernames Rule 4 Clarification Username Change Requests Disposable Email Addresses

Last Activity:: Apr 9, 2020 at 6:47 PM

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F.B.I.

Day 69 They think im one of them.. its almost time, Male

Gonna have to stop you right there... May 15, 2019

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1. badger.black
  [F.B.I. liked your post]
  
  You know the FBI agent assigned to watch you through the internet is good people when they start liking your posts on a forum like this...
  
  Feb 10, 2020
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  2. F.B.I.
    I suppose that's one way of looking at it.
    
    Feb 10, 2020
    
    Hypervane, Ddmkm122, AsTheGlassMelts and 2 others like this.
2. DawnGazer
  [F.B.I like your post]
  *Sweating intensifies*
  
  Feb 9, 2020
  1. Hypervane, Ddmkm122, JoshieWoshie and 4 others like this.
  2. F.B.I.
    Hol up chief... Y were you sweating in the first place?
    
    Feb 9, 2020
    
    Hypervane, Ddmkm122, AsTheGlassMelts and 2 others like this.
  3. John_Oakman
    Because all the heat lamps in my indoor greenhouse are doing their jobs way too well...
    
    Feb 9, 2020
    
    llat-2, Hypervane, Ddmkm122 and 1 other person like this.
  4. F.B.I.
    Wrong. No headpat for you.
    
    Feb 9, 2020
    
    llat-2, Hypervane and Ddmkm122 like this.
3. Priapus
  Be honest, you took this name just so the notifications people get when you follow them would be ominous.
  
  Jan 28, 2020
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  3. F.B.I.
    It tells you when someone makes a new thread.
    
    Jan 29, 2020
    
    Hypervane, Ddmkm122, llat-2 and 1 other person like this.
  4. F.B.I.
    Nvm apparently it doesn't do that.
    
    Jan 30, 2020
    
    Hypervane, Ddmkm122, llat-2 and 1 other person like this.
  5. Priapus
    It would be super-intuitive if that was what it did, but apparently no, that's not the case at all.
    
    Jan 30, 2020
    
    Hypervane, Ddmkm122, llat-2 and 1 other person like this.
4. FlyingChurro
  You can't stop my freedom! >:v
  
  Jan 24, 2020
  1. Hypervane, Ddmkm122, llat-2 and 1 other person like this.
  2. F.B.I.
    Why do the suspicious people always contact us directly? It's like they want to be caught...
    
    Jan 24, 2020
    
    Hypervane, Ddmkm122, llat-2 and 1 other person like this.
5. Winged One
  ...well, shit.
  
  Dec 29, 2019
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  2. F.B.I.
    Hmm? Something we should should be aware of?
    
    Dec 29, 2019
    
    Hypervane, Ddmkm122 and llat-2 like this.
6. ShellOG
  Why am I getting so much attention?! I swear I am a honest and hard working average citizen!!
  
  Nov 21, 2019
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  2. F.B.I.
    Your browser history indicates otherwise, and before you ask, Incognito Mode doesn't stop me. Those memes are false so stop using it.
    
    Nov 21, 2019
    
    Hypervane, Ddmkm122, llat-2 and 2 others like this.
7. Apokalyps117
  I haven't done shit, you can't arrest me!
  
  Nov 7, 2019
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  3. Apokalyps117
    This is bullshit, taxation is theft, seize the means of production!
    
    Nov 7, 2019
    
    Ddmkm122, llat-2 and F.B.I. like this.
  4. F.B.I.
    You know what you did, don't be coy. If you cause a scene we may have to subdue you for ur own good.
    
    Nov 8, 2019
    
    Ddmkm122 and llat-2 like this.
  5. Apokalyps117
    Fucking pigs man... Ya know what? Fine. You got me.
    
    Nov 8, 2019
    
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8. Engineer455
  I SURRENDER!
  
  Oct 10, 2019
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  3. F.B.I.
    But you didn't do anything???
    
    Oct 10, 2019
    
    Ddmkm122 likes this.
  4. Engineer455
    I'm doing it preemptively
    
    Oct 10, 2019
    
    Ddmkm122, llat-2 and F.B.I. like this.
  5. F.B.I.
    ..Son go home. We don't arrest people who haven't committed crimes. You haven't even been here for 2 weeks yet.
    
    Oct 10, 2019
    
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9. Plotvitalnpc
  You have the right to remain seated.
  
  Sep 12, 2019
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  3. Plotvitalnpc
    It was actually meant to be more 'stick around awhile'.
    Remaining seated = not going AFK.
    
    Sep 13, 2019
    
    Ddmkm122, The Dark Wolf Shiro, Valette-Serafina and 1 other person like this.
  4. F.B.I.
    Impersonating an officer is a federal offence. Be careful kids.
    
    Sep 13, 2019
    
    Ddmkm122 likes this.
  5. Plotvitalnpc
    I mean, sure, I only changed one word, but if using the generic 'you have the right...' format was police impersonation, it'd be a felony to say "You have the right to refuse to quarter soldiers in your home."
    
    Sep 13, 2019
    
    Ddmkm122, Valette-Serafina and F.B.I. like this.
10. ExquisiteTopHat
  10/10 username and picture. Would be on watchlist again.
  
  Sep 12, 2019
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  2. F.B.I.
    Now you can be!
    
    Sep 13, 2019
    
    Ddmkm122, llat-2, Stylph and 2 others like this.
11. Flutters Is Shy
  *suggestively eats a grand sub*
  
  Jul 14, 2019
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  2. F.B.I.
    Nothing of note here.
    
    Jul 15, 2019
    
    Ddmkm122, llat-2, daimahou and 1 other person like this.
  3. Flutters Is Shy
    "Indeed."
    *Laps up a smear of mayonnaise*
    
    Jul 15, 2019
    
    Ddmkm122, llat-2, F.B.I. and 1 other person like this.
12. PirateKingLuffy
  Milfs an Shotas go together like bears and honey! I can not and will not be silencened! Hear me young men! Give yourself up to the Milf Goddessess and they will be merciful!
  
  Jun 21, 2019
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  2. John_Oakman
    I second his notion!
    
    Jun 21, 2019
    
    Ddmkm122, llat-2, daimahou and 2 others like this.
  3. F.B.I.
    Keep your head down when entering the vehicle. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have a right to an attorney. If you do not have an attorney you will be...
    
    Jun 21, 2019
    
    Ddmkm122, llat-2, abyss_kaiser and 2 others like this.
13. The Working Student
  I'm innocent, I swear.
  
  Jun 16, 2019
  1. Ddmkm122, llat-2, F.B.I. and 1 other person like this.
  2. Enigmatic
    Pfft. "Innocent". Sure. As innocent as anyone else on this site...which is no one. No one is innocent here is the point I was trying to make.
    
    Jun 16, 2019
    
    Ddmkm122, Winged One, llat-2 and 2 others like this.
  3. John_Oakman
    But she said she was over 60!
    
    Jun 16, 2019
    
    Ddmkm122 and F.B.I. like this.
  4. F.B.I.
    Stay in school kid.
    
    Jun 16, 2019
    
    Ddmkm122, llat-2 and The Working Student like this.
14. Horton
  Chris Hansen is that you
  
  May 15, 2019
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  2. F.B.I.
    Your going to have to come with me mam.
    
    May 15, 2019
    
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15. F.B.I.
  Gonna have to stop you right there...
  
  May 15, 2019
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  3. F.B.I.
    Who the hell are you people
    
    May 15, 2019
    
    Ddmkm122, Flutters Is Shy and llat-2 like this.
  4. llat-2
    We are only a figment of your imagination.
    
    May 15, 2019
    
    Ddmkm122, Flutters Is Shy and F.B.I. like this.
  5. Flutters Is Shy
    An echo of days gone by...
    
    May 16, 2019
    
    Ddmkm122, F.B.I. and llat-2 like this.
16. Flutters Is Shy
  *lewds all over your profile*
  
  Oct 15, 2018
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17. Hypervane
  Well, I suppose I shouldn't need to ask why you're following me then., considering your handle. Thanks anyway!
  
  Oct 1, 2018
  1. Stylph, Winged One, Flutters Is Shy and 3 others like this.
  2. F.B.I.
    Dont mind me.
    
    Oct 2, 2018
    
    Stylph, Flutters Is Shy, llat-2 and 2 others like this.
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