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F.B.I.

We have agents everywhere. Yes even here., Male, from Classified

AYOO WHAT THE FUCK https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P8U22dvli4w&pp=ygUKUGxheWdyb3VuZA%3D%3D Apr 17, 2023

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1. F.B.I.
  AYOO WHAT THE FUCK https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P8U22dvli4w&pp=ygUKUGxheWdyb3VuZA%3D%3D
  
  Apr 17, 2023
  2. magic9mushroom
    The trailer wasn't well-designed; having every shot be flesh horror robs it of its impact.
    
    Apr 17, 2023
  3. F.B.I.
    Shit was still wild.
    
    Apr 17, 2023
2. Sandsforever
  Hows it Goin looking through all our degenerate porn?
  
  Feb 12, 2023
  1. llat-2 and F.B.I. like this.
  2. F.B.I.
    Some of this shit is actually pre- I mean.. yall are some disturbed individuals.
    
    Feb 12, 2023
    
    Plyen, llat-2 and Sandsforever like this.
3. F.B.I.
  I never new I needed Kira dancing until now. https://youtu.be/E3Rv_RPnbP4
  
  Jan 1, 2023
  1. llat-2 likes this.
4. F.B.I.
  Its No Nut November boys. Don't let me catch you slipping.
  
  Nov 2, 2022
  2. Guardian Box
    I will be very stealthy then.
    
    Nov 2, 2022
    
    F.B.I. likes this.
  3. Silverbladestar
    Relaxing after...no nut what?
    
    Nov 2, 2022
5. AngelicKnight.
  F.B.I....
  
  Funky Breakdance Instructors?
  
  Oct 27, 2022
  1. llat-2, rance47 and F.B.I. like this.
  2. View previous comments...
  3. Passing Pinecone
    Funeral Bears Inc.
    Like a normal funeral, but you can selectively replace people like the pallbearers, eulogist, etc with bears.
    
    Oct 27, 2022
    
    llat-2, F.B.I. and AngelicKnight. like this.
  4. Winged One
    I always heard it was Female Body Inspector.
    
    Oct 30, 2022
    
    llat-2, AngelicKnight. and F.B.I. like this.
  5. rance47
    Furry biomass inseminator.
    
    Oct 30, 2022
    
    llat-2, Winged One, F.B.I. and 1 other person like this.
6. F.B.I.
  This fucked me up. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h4VJGNNSQnw
  
  Oct 4, 2022
  1. llat-2, rance47 and Alaabalanalah like this.
  2. Alaabalanalah
    somehow, I knew what it was before I clicked on the link
    
    Oct 4, 2022
    
    F.B.I. likes this.
7. Merlin
  Even in Avalon?
  
  Sep 17, 2022
  1. F.B.I. likes this.
  2. F.B.I.
    https://c.tenor.com/OTBEILZjGi0AAAAC/little-moe-fades-smiling.gif
    
    Sep 17, 2022
    
    Merlin likes this.
8. rance47
  Scary.
  
  Sep 16, 2022
  1. Winged One, Merlin and F.B.I. like this.
9. IlyaFallout
  Just Smile and Wave boys,
  Smile and Wave...
  
  Mar 29, 2022
  1. Merlin, Mr. Dyeus and F.B.I. like this.
10. Autocorruptor
  Just ignore me, nothing to see here.
  
  Jul 18, 2021
  1. Merlin, Mr. Dyeus, Vergil1989 Crossover King and 1 other person like this.
11. DeclanDSI
  If you have FBI agents everywhere, that means you've faked the moon landing! It was a FBI colony spaceship all along!
  
  Apr 13, 2021
  1. Merlin and F.B.I. like this.
12. Lord_Gigglesnort
  goddamnit, even the fucking F.B.I. is rickrolling now...
  
  Big Brother truly is everywhere...
  
  Feb 17, 2021
  1. Merlin, Vergil1989 Crossover King, Venyr4434 and 4 others like this.
  2. F.B.I.
    Haha, finally!
    
    Feb 17, 2021
    
    Merlin, Vergil1989 Crossover King, Venyr4434 and 4 others like this.
13. F.B.I.
  Don't click on this link. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
  
  Dec 4, 2020
  1. Bucket Of Broken Glass, Exhaling123, Vergil1989 Crossover King and 3 others like this.
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  3. F.B.I.
    Yeah you clicked it, it's ok its happened to everyone at least once.
    
    Dec 5, 2020
    
    Vergil1989 Crossover King and Venyr4434 like this.
  4. magic9mushroom
    I'll have you know that I do not take kindly to being called a liar.
    
    Dec 5, 2020
    
    Vergil1989 Crossover King likes this.
  5. F.B.I.
    Just click the link I beg you.
    
    Dec 5, 2020
    
    Vergil1989 Crossover King likes this.
14. F.B.I.
  No Nut November has begun.
  
  Nov 1, 2020
  2. ExquisiteTopHat
    I refuse. I will nut as I please!
    
    Nov 1, 2020
    
    llat-2, Marethyu, Winged One and 1 other person like this.
  3. F.B.I.
    Then you don't get to participaite in Dick Destruction December.
    
    Nov 1, 2020
    
    Venyr4434 and Winged One like this.
15. Sandsforever
  I laughed so hard when I saw your name...
  Carry on with being awesome
  
  Oct 19, 2020
  1. llat-2, Hypervane and F.B.I. like this.
  2. F.B.I.
    Change ur name and profile pic to Chris Hansen and we can rule the forums together.
    
    Oct 19, 2020
    
    llat-2, Marethyu, Hypervane and 4 others like this.
16. Raoul1214
  I'm innocent I swear
  I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this site if you have any questions or concerns.
  Winky Face
  
  Oct 18, 2020
  1. F.B.I. likes this.
17. F.B.I.
  Imagine fighting Zeus bare handed and buttnaked and winning. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xnekFGhiPqg
  
  Sep 11, 2020
  1. llat-2 likes this.
  2. llat-2
    Butt naked. You needed 2 't's for butt. Buck naked is acceptable but older. Also that greek god is Zeus.
    
    Sep 11, 2020
    
    F.B.I. likes this.
  3. F.B.I.
    Thx for the spell check.
    
    Sep 11, 2020
    
    llat-2 likes this.
18. OverMaster
  Do you ever miss the days when you were best known because of the X-Files?
  
  Sep 6, 2020
  1. Winged One, Hypervane, Nawaf and 1 other person like this.
  2. F.B.I.
    It certainly made my job easier.
    
    Sep 6, 2020
    
    Winged One, Hypervane and OverMaster like this.
  3. OverMaster
    Fight on, F.B.I.!
    
    Sep 6, 2020
    
    Winged One, Hypervane and F.B.I. like this.
19. chiufan95
  You got some explaining to do.
  https://www.reddit.com/r/hentaimemes/comments/in4tpe/ive_lost_faith_in_you/
  
  Sep 6, 2020
  1. Marethyu, Nawaf, daimahou and 1 other person like this.
  2. F.B.I.
    Where else am I supposed to find the pedophiles?
    
    Sep 6, 2020
    
    Marethyu, Winged One, The Dark Wolf Shiro and 2 others like this.
20. Daemonflayer
  If the F.B.I. is following someone, and they turn to follow the F.B.I., does that make a circle, or some eldritch formation to summon Outer Gods?
  
  Sep 5, 2020
  1. Nawaf and F.B.I. like this.
  2. F.B.I.
    ...Follow.. the F.B.I.? https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BothFabulousHarvestmen-size_restricted.gif
    That's not how that works kid.
    
    Sep 5, 2020
    
    Nawaf likes this.
  3. Daemonflayer
    That's what the NSA wants you to think.
    
    Sep 5, 2020
    
    Nawaf and F.B.I. like this.
  4. F.B.I.
    I have no idea what your talking about...
    *DING DONG*
    Wait here Ill get it.
    https://thumbs.gfycat.com/OccasionalPeskyChihuahua-size_restricted.gif
    
    Sep 5, 2020
    
    Nawaf likes this.
21. Sksk4128
  *whistles innocently*
  
  Aug 13, 2020
  1. Marethyu, Nawaf and F.B.I. like this.
  2. F.B.I.
    I believe your looking for the National Crime Agency, Irishman.
    
    Aug 14, 2020
    
    Marethyu and Nawaf like this.
22. Selias
  Shit, I got put on a watchlist? It was the loli porn, wasn't it?
  
  Jul 9, 2020
  1. Hypervane, Winged One, Nawaf and 1 other person like this.
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  3. Selias
    That was a joke.
    
    Jul 9, 2020
    
    Hypervane, Nawaf and F.B.I. like this.
  4. F.B.I.
    No actaully, tbh "loli porn" is looked at so much these days we kind of just gave up on keeping track of individuals who view it.
    
    You however have been exerting a far more unusual amount of effort to something much more damning.
    
    Jul 9, 2020
    
    ODIL, Hypervane, Nawaf and 1 other person like this.
  5. SenuOfTheCulture
    Interesting...
    
    Jul 9, 2020
    
    Selias, Nawaf and F.B.I. like this.
23. Weisser Ritter
  Based.
  
  Apr 12, 2020
  1. Nawaf, Gorgrath177, llat-2 and 2 others like this.
  2. F.B.I.
    Choose your next words carefully, Ritter. We know where you live.
    
    Apr 12, 2020
    
    Nawaf, llat-2, Creed and 1 other person like this.
  3. magic9mushroom
    I thought Quantico's existence was unclassified?
    
    Jan 30, 2021
24. badger.black
  [F.B.I. liked your post]
  
  You know the FBI agent assigned to watch you through the internet is good people when they start liking your posts on a forum like this...
  
  Feb 10, 2020
  1. Winged One, Nawaf, NeuForm and 8 others like this.
  2. F.B.I.
    I suppose that's one way of looking at it.
    
    Feb 10, 2020
    
    ODIL, Winged One, Nawaf and 6 others like this.
25. DawnGazer
  [F.B.I like your post]
  *Sweating intensifies*
  
  Feb 9, 2020
  1. Winged One, Nawaf, Hypervane and 6 others like this.
  2. F.B.I.
    Hol up chief... Y were you sweating in the first place?
    
    Feb 9, 2020
    
    Nawaf, Hypervane, Ddmkm122 and 3 others like this.
  3. John_Oakman
    Because all the heat lamps in my indoor greenhouse are doing their jobs way too well...
    
    Feb 9, 2020
    
    Nawaf, llat-2, Hypervane and 2 others like this.
  4. F.B.I.
    Wrong. No headpat for you.
    
    Feb 9, 2020
    
    Nawaf, llat-2, Hypervane and 1 other person like this.
26. Priapus
  Be honest, you took this name just so the notifications people get when you follow them would be ominous.
  
  Jan 28, 2020
  1. Marethyu, Winged One, Nawaf and 6 others like this.
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  3. Priapus
    It would be super-intuitive if that was what it did, but apparently no, that's not the case at all.
    
    Jan 30, 2020
    
    Nawaf, Hypervane, Ddmkm122 and 2 others like this.
  4. LurkingInTheDeceit
    It shows you when those people like things or post, displayed on your news feed. So it’d also show them making a new thread there too. (In case you haven’t found out since)
    
    Apr 20, 2020
    
    Hypervane, Nawaf, F.B.I. and 1 other person like this.
  5. Priapus
    Wait, I have a news feed that's distinct from my alerts feed? Well, shit, so I do.
    
    Apr 20, 2020
    
    Hypervane, Nawaf, F.B.I. and 1 other person like this.
27. FlyingChurro
  You can't stop my freedom! >:v
  
  Jan 24, 2020
  1. Marethyu, Nawaf, Creed and 5 others like this.
  2. F.B.I.
    Why do the suspicious people always contact us directly? It's like they want to be caught...
    
    Jan 24, 2020
    
    Marethyu, Nawaf, Creed and 5 others like this.
28. Winged One
  ...well, shit.
  
  Dec 29, 2019
  1. Nawaf, Hypervane, Ddmkm122 and 3 others like this.
  2. F.B.I.
    Hmm? Something we should should be aware of?
    
    Dec 29, 2019
    
    Nawaf, Hypervane, Ddmkm122 and 1 other person like this.
29. TheVoid22222
  zzz
  
  Nov 21, 2019
  1. Marethyu, Nawaf, Hypervane and 4 others like this.
  2. F.B.I.
    Your browser history indicates otherwise, and before you ask, Incognito Mode doesn't stop me. Those memes are false so stop using it.
    
    Nov 21, 2019
    
    Marethyu, Nawaf, Hypervane and 4 others like this.
30. Apokalyps117
  I haven't done shit, you can't arrest me!
  
  Nov 7, 2019
  1. Marethyu, Nawaf, Ddmkm122 and 2 others like this.
  2. View previous comments...
  3. Apokalyps117
    This is bullshit, taxation is theft, seize the means of production!
    
    Nov 7, 2019
    
    Marethyu, Hypervane, Nawaf and 3 others like this.
  4. F.B.I.
    You know what you did, don't be coy. If you cause a scene we may have to subdue you for ur own good.
    
    Nov 8, 2019
    
    Marethyu, Nawaf, Ddmkm122 and 1 other person like this.
  5. Apokalyps117
    Fucking pigs man... Ya know what? Fine. You got me.
    
    Nov 8, 2019
    
    Marethyu, Nawaf, Ddmkm122 and 2 others like this.
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