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Usernames Rule 4 Clarification Username Change Requests Disposable Email Addresses

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F.B.I.

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Gonna have to stop you right there... May 15, 2019

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1. Engineer455
  I SURRENDER!
  
  Oct 10, 2019
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  3. F.B.I.
    But you didn't do anything???
    
    Oct 10, 2019
  4. Engineer455
    I'm doing it preemptively
    
    Oct 10, 2019
    
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  5. F.B.I.
    ..Son go home. We don't arrest people who haven't committed crimes. You haven't even been here for 2 weeks yet.
    
    Oct 10, 2019
2. Plotvitalnpc
  You have the right to remain seated.
  
  Sep 12, 2019
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  3. Plotvitalnpc
    It was actually meant to be more 'stick around awhile'.
    Remaining seated = not going AFK.
    
    Sep 13, 2019
    
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  4. F.B.I.
    Impersonating an officer is a federal offence. Be careful kids.
    
    Sep 13, 2019
  5. Plotvitalnpc
    I mean, sure, I only changed one word, but if using the generic 'you have the right...' format was police impersonation, it'd be a felony to say "You have the right to refuse to quarter soldiers in your home."
    
    Sep 13, 2019
    
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3. ExquisiteTopHat
  10/10 username and picture. Would be on watchlist again.
  
  Sep 12, 2019
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  2. F.B.I.
    Now you can be!
    
    Sep 13, 2019
    
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4. Flutters Is Shy
  *suggestively eats a grand sub*
  
  Jul 14, 2019
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  2. F.B.I.
    Nothing of note here.
    
    Jul 15, 2019
    
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  3. Flutters Is Shy
    "Indeed."
    *Laps up a smear of mayonnaise*
    
    Jul 15, 2019
    
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5. PirateKingLuffy
  Milfs an Shotas go together like bears and honey! I can not and will not be silencened! Hear me young men! Give yourself up to the Milf Goddessess and they will be merciful!
  
  Jun 21, 2019
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  2. John_Oakman
    I second his notion!
    
    Jun 21, 2019
    
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  3. F.B.I.
    Keep your head down when entering the vehicle. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have a right to an attorney. If you do not have an attorney you will be...
    
    Jun 21, 2019
    
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6. The Working Student
  I'm innocent, I swear.
  
  Jun 16, 2019
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  2. Enigmatic
    Pfft. "Innocent". Sure. As innocent as anyone else on this site...which is no one. No one is innocent here is the point I was trying to make.
    
    Jun 16, 2019
    
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  3. John_Oakman
    But she said she was over 60!
    
    Jun 16, 2019
    
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  4. F.B.I.
    Stay in school kid.
    
    Jun 16, 2019
    
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7. Horton
  Chris Hansen is that you
  
  May 15, 2019
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  2. F.B.I.
    Your going to have to come with me mam.
    
    May 15, 2019
    
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8. F.B.I.
  Gonna have to stop you right there...
  
  May 15, 2019
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  3. F.B.I.
    Who the hell are you people
    
    May 15, 2019
    
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  4. llat-2
    We are only a figment of your imagination.
    
    May 15, 2019
    
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  5. Flutters Is Shy
    An echo of days gone by...
    
    May 16, 2019
    
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9. Flutters Is Shy
  *lewds all over your profile*
  
  Oct 15, 2018
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10. Hypervane
  Well, I suppose I shouldn't need to ask why you're following me then., considering your handle. Thanks anyway!
  
  Oct 1, 2018
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  2. F.B.I.
    Dont mind me.
    
    Oct 2, 2018
    
    Flutters Is Shy, llat-2, Ddmkm122 and 1 other person like this.
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