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F.B.I.

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No Nut November has begun. Nov 1, 2020

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1. F.B.I.
  No Nut November has begun.
  
  Nov 1, 2020
  2. ExquisiteTopHat
    I refuse. I will nut as I please!
    
    Nov 1, 2020
    
    John_Oakman likes this.
  3. F.B.I.
    Then you don't get to participaite in Dick Destruction December.
    
    Nov 1, 2020
2. Sandsforever
  I laughed so hard when I saw your name...
  Carry on with being awesome
  
  Oct 19, 2020
  1. F.B.I. likes this.
  2. F.B.I.
    Change ur name and profile pic to Chris Hansen and we can rule the forum together.
    
    Oct 19, 2020
    
    Alertpoet91 and Sandsforever like this.
3. Raoul1214
  I'm innocent I swear
  I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this site if you have any questions or concerns.
  Winky Face
  
  Oct 18, 2020
  1. F.B.I. likes this.
4. F.B.I.
  Imagine fighting Zeus bare handed and buttnaked and winning. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xnekFGhiPqg
  
  Sep 11, 2020
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  2. llat-2
    Butt naked. You needed 2 't's for butt. Buck naked is acceptable but older. Also that greek god is Zeus.
    
    Sep 11, 2020
    
    F.B.I. likes this.
  3. F.B.I.
    Thx for the spell check.
    
    Sep 11, 2020
    
    llat-2 likes this.
5. OverMaster
  Do you ever miss the days when you were best known because of the X-Files?
  
  Sep 6, 2020
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  2. F.B.I.
    It certainly made my job easier.
    
    Sep 6, 2020
    
    Hypervane and OverMaster like this.
  3. OverMaster
    Fight on, F.B.I.!
    
    Sep 6, 2020
    
    Hypervane and F.B.I. like this.
6. chiufan95
  You got some explaining to do.
  https://www.reddit.com/r/hentaimemes/comments/in4tpe/ive_lost_faith_in_you/
  
  Sep 6, 2020
  1. Nawaf, daimahou and F.B.I. like this.
  2. F.B.I.
    Where else am I supposed to find the pedophiles?
    
    Sep 6, 2020
    
    The Dark Wolf Shiro, Nawaf and chiufan95 like this.
7. Daemonflayer
  If the F.B.I. is following someone, and they turn to follow the F.B.I., does that make a circle, or some eldritch formation to summon Outer Gods?
  
  Sep 5, 2020
  1. Nawaf and F.B.I. like this.
  2. F.B.I.
    ...Follow.. the F.B.I.? https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BothFabulousHarvestmen-size_restricted.gif
    That's not how that works kid.
    
    Sep 5, 2020
    
    Nawaf likes this.
  3. Daemonflayer
    That's what the NSA wants you to think.
    
    Sep 5, 2020
    
    Nawaf and F.B.I. like this.
  4. F.B.I.
    I have no idea what your talking about...
    *DING DONG*
    Wait here Ill get it.
    https://thumbs.gfycat.com/OccasionalPeskyChihuahua-size_restricted.gif
    
    Sep 5, 2020
    
    Nawaf likes this.
8. Sksk4128
  *whistles innocently*
  
  Aug 13, 2020
  1. Nawaf and F.B.I. like this.
  2. F.B.I.
    I believe your looking for the National Crime Agency, Irishman.
    
    Aug 14, 2020
    
    Nawaf likes this.
9. Selias
  Shit, I got put on a watchlist? It was the loli porn, wasn't it?
  
  Jul 9, 2020
  1. Nawaf and F.B.I. like this.
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  3. Selias
    That was a joke.
    
    Jul 9, 2020
    
    Hypervane, Nawaf and F.B.I. like this.
  4. F.B.I.
    No actaully, tbh "loli porn" is looked at so much these days we kind of just gave up on keeping track of individuals who view it.
    
    You however have been exerting a far more unusual amount of effort to something much more damning.
    
    Jul 9, 2020
    
    Hypervane, Nawaf and Selias like this.
  5. SenuOfTheCulture
    Interesting...
    
    Jul 9, 2020
    
    Selias, Nawaf and F.B.I. like this.
10. Weisser Ritter
  Based.
  
  Apr 12, 2020
  1. Nawaf, Gorgrath177, llat-2 and 2 others like this.
  2. F.B.I.
    Choose your next words carefully, Ritter. We know where you live.
    
    Apr 12, 2020
    
    Nawaf, llat-2, Creed and 1 other person like this.
11. badger.black
  [F.B.I. liked your post]
  
  You know the FBI agent assigned to watch you through the internet is good people when they start liking your posts on a forum like this...
  
  Feb 10, 2020
  1. Nawaf, NeuForm, SenuOfTheCulture and 7 others like this.
  2. F.B.I.
    I suppose that's one way of looking at it.
    
    Feb 10, 2020
    
    Nawaf, SenuOfTheCulture, Hypervane and 4 others like this.
12. DawnGazer
  [F.B.I like your post]
  *Sweating intensifies*
  
  Feb 9, 2020
  1. Nawaf, Hypervane, Ddmkm122 and 5 others like this.
  2. F.B.I.
    Hol up chief... Y were you sweating in the first place?
    
    Feb 9, 2020
    
    Nawaf, Hypervane, Ddmkm122 and 3 others like this.
  3. John_Oakman
    Because all the heat lamps in my indoor greenhouse are doing their jobs way too well...
    
    Feb 9, 2020
    
    Nawaf, llat-2, Hypervane and 2 others like this.
  4. F.B.I.
    Wrong. No headpat for you.
    
    Feb 9, 2020
    
    Nawaf, llat-2, Hypervane and 1 other person like this.
13. Priapus
  Be honest, you took this name just so the notifications people get when you follow them would be ominous.
  
  Jan 28, 2020
  1. Nawaf, Selias, Hypervane and 4 others like this.
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  3. Priapus
    It would be super-intuitive if that was what it did, but apparently no, that's not the case at all.
    
    Jan 30, 2020
    
    Nawaf, Hypervane, Ddmkm122 and 2 others like this.
  4. LurkingInTheDeceit
    It shows you when those people like things or post, displayed on your news feed. So it’d also show them making a new thread there too. (In case you haven’t found out since)
    
    Apr 20, 2020
    
    Hypervane, Nawaf, F.B.I. and 1 other person like this.
  5. Priapus
    Wait, I have a news feed that's distinct from my alerts feed? Well, shit, so I do.
    
    Apr 20, 2020
    
    Hypervane, Nawaf, F.B.I. and 1 other person like this.
14. FlyingChurro
  You can't stop my freedom! >:v
  
  Jan 24, 2020
  1. Nawaf, Creed, SenuOfTheCulture and 4 others like this.
  2. F.B.I.
    Why do the suspicious people always contact us directly? It's like they want to be caught...
    
    Jan 24, 2020
    
    Nawaf, Creed, SenuOfTheCulture and 4 others like this.
15. Winged One
  ...well, shit.
  
  Dec 29, 2019
  1. Nawaf, Hypervane, Ddmkm122 and 3 others like this.
  2. F.B.I.
    Hmm? Something we should should be aware of?
    
    Dec 29, 2019
    
    Nawaf, Hypervane, Ddmkm122 and 1 other person like this.
16. ShellOG
  Why am I getting so much attention?! I swear I am a honest and hard working average citizen!!
  
  Nov 21, 2019
  1. Nawaf, Hypervane, Ddmkm122 and 3 others like this.
  2. F.B.I.
    Your browser history indicates otherwise, and before you ask, Incognito Mode doesn't stop me. Those memes are false so stop using it.
    
    Nov 21, 2019
    
    Nawaf, Hypervane, Ddmkm122 and 3 others like this.
17. Apokalyps117
  I haven't done shit, you can't arrest me!
  
  Nov 7, 2019
  1. Nawaf, Ddmkm122, llat-2 and 1 other person like this.
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  3. Apokalyps117
    This is bullshit, taxation is theft, seize the means of production!
    
    Nov 7, 2019
    
    Nawaf, Ddmkm122, llat-2 and 1 other person like this.
  4. F.B.I.
    You know what you did, don't be coy. If you cause a scene we may have to subdue you for ur own good.
    
    Nov 8, 2019
    
    Nawaf, Ddmkm122 and llat-2 like this.
  5. Apokalyps117
    Fucking pigs man... Ya know what? Fine. You got me.
    
    Nov 8, 2019
    
    Nawaf, Ddmkm122, llat-2 and 1 other person like this.
18. Engineer455
  I SURRENDER!
  
  Oct 10, 2019
  1. Nawaf, Ddmkm122, llat-2 and 1 other person like this.
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  3. kentter
    Turns out his crime was that he was 14 when he made that post. Hint from the wise, if you have an account on a different site where you're listed as underage don't link to the 18+ forum.
    
    Aug 9, 2020
    
    Nawaf and F.B.I. like this.
  4. F.B.I.
    Oh shit
    
    Aug 9, 2020
    
    Nawaf and kentter like this.
  5. kentter
    Dumbass got temp banned on SB and bitched about it in the SB Rants thread. Then linked the post he got hit on. His SB account has him at 15 years old. His QQ one 24. Great job.
    
    Aug 9, 2020
    
    Hypervane, Nawaf and F.B.I. like this.
19. Plotvitalnpc
  You have the right to remain seated.
  
  Sep 12, 2019
  1. Nawaf, Ddmkm122, Valette-Serafina and 1 other person like this.
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  3. Plotvitalnpc
    It was actually meant to be more 'stick around awhile'.
    Remaining seated = not going AFK.
    
    Sep 13, 2019
    
    Hypervane, Nawaf, Ddmkm122 and 3 others like this.
  4. F.B.I.
    Impersonating an officer is a federal offence. Be careful kids.
    
    Sep 13, 2019
    
    Hypervane, Nawaf and Ddmkm122 like this.
  5. Plotvitalnpc
    I mean, sure, I only changed one word, but if using the generic 'you have the right...' format was police impersonation, it'd be a felony to say "You have the right to refuse to quarter soldiers in your home."
    
    Sep 13, 2019
    
    Hypervane, Nawaf, Ddmkm122 and 2 others like this.
20. ExquisiteTopHat
  10/10 username and picture. Would be on watchlist again.
  
  Sep 12, 2019
  1. Nawaf, Ddmkm122, llat-2 and 1 other person like this.
  2. F.B.I.
    Now you can be!
    
    Sep 13, 2019
    
    Nawaf, Ddmkm122, llat-2 and 3 others like this.
21. Flutters Is Shy
  *suggestively eats a grand sub*
  
  Jul 14, 2019
  1. Nawaf, Ddmkm122, llat-2 and 3 others like this.
  2. F.B.I.
    Nothing of note here.
    
    Jul 15, 2019
    
    Nawaf, Ddmkm122, llat-2 and 2 others like this.
  3. Flutters Is Shy
    "Indeed."
    *Laps up a smear of mayonnaise*
    
    Jul 15, 2019
    
    Nawaf, Ddmkm122, llat-2 and 2 others like this.
22. PirateKingLuffy
  Milfs an Shotas go together like bears and honey! I can not and will not be silencened! Hear me young men! Give yourself up to the Milf Goddessess and they will be merciful!
  
  Jun 21, 2019
  1. Nawaf, Ddmkm122, jamie96969 and 5 others like this.
  2. John_Oakman
    I second his notion!
    
    Jun 21, 2019
    
    Nawaf, Ddmkm122, llat-2 and 3 others like this.
  3. F.B.I.
    Keep your head down when entering the vehicle. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have a right to an attorney. If you do not have an attorney you will be...
    
    Jun 21, 2019
    
    Nawaf, Ddmkm122, llat-2 and 3 others like this.
23. The Working Student
  I'm innocent, I swear.
  
  Jun 16, 2019
  1. Nawaf, Ddmkm122, llat-2 and 2 others like this.
  2. Enigmatic
    Pfft. "Innocent". Sure. As innocent as anyone else on this site...which is no one. No one is innocent here is the point I was trying to make.
    
    Jun 16, 2019
    
    Nawaf, Ddmkm122, Winged One and 3 others like this.
  3. John_Oakman
    But she said she was over 60!
    
    Jun 16, 2019
    
    Nawaf, Ddmkm122 and F.B.I. like this.
  4. F.B.I.
    Stay in school kid.
    
    Jun 16, 2019
    
    Nawaf, Ddmkm122, llat-2 and 1 other person like this.
24. Horton
  Chris Hansen is that you
  
  May 15, 2019
  1. Nawaf, Ddmkm122, Flutters Is Shy and 2 others like this.
  2. F.B.I.
    Your going to have to come with me mam.
    
    May 15, 2019
    
    Nawaf, Ddmkm122, Horton and 1 other person like this.
25. F.B.I.
  Gonna have to stop you right there...
  
  May 15, 2019
  1. Nawaf, Ddmkm122, Flutters Is Shy and 1 other person like this.
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  3. F.B.I.
    Who the hell are you people
    
    May 15, 2019
    
    Nawaf, Ddmkm122, Flutters Is Shy and 1 other person like this.
  4. llat-2
    We are only a figment of your imagination.
    
    May 15, 2019
    
    Nawaf, Ddmkm122, Flutters Is Shy and 1 other person like this.
  5. Flutters Is Shy
    An echo of days gone by...
    
    May 16, 2019
    
    Nawaf, Ddmkm122, F.B.I. and 1 other person like this.
26. Flutters Is Shy
  *lewds all over your profile*
  
  Oct 15, 2018
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27. Hypervane
  Well, I suppose I shouldn't need to ask why you're following me then, considering your handle. Thanks anyway!
  
  Oct 1, 2018
  1. Nawaf, Stylph, Winged One and 4 others like this.
  2. F.B.I.
    Dont mind me.
    
    Oct 2, 2018
    
    Nawaf, Stylph, Flutters Is Shy and 3 others like this.
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