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Metroidwave
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Metroidwave

Slayer of Threads, Male, 20, from My Mom's Basement

Well, the new Xenoblade DLC's out, and Tatsu is now a boss. He's 8 levels below his mother, and 4 below the vegetables he summons as decoys. Jun 18, 2018

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Jul 16, 2018 at 8:10 AM
    1. Metroidwave
      Metroidwave
      Well, the new Xenoblade DLC's out, and Tatsu is now a boss. He's 8 levels below his mother, and 4 below the vegetables he summons as decoys.
    2. Metroidwave
      Metroidwave
      Just found out Project X Zone’s a thing. Now I have Brave New World stuck in my head.
    3. Metroidwave
      Metroidwave
      Just realized every quest I post in seems to die shortly afterwards.
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      2. Valette-Serafina
        Valette-Serafina
        ...Ouch.
        Nov 11, 2017
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      3. Metroidwave
        Metroidwave
        I must learn to control this power and use it for good/lewds! *heads into the wilderness for 5 years*
        Nov 11, 2017
      4. Valette-Serafina
        Valette-Serafina
        Master the touch of death, and turn it into the touch of little death.
        Nov 11, 2017
        AngelicKnight. and Metroidwave like this.
    4. Metroidwave
      Metroidwave
      I think I've found the single greatest achievement of our species
      1. Metroidwave
        Metroidwave
        Dreammix TV World Fighters. Name one other game that lets you dropkick Solid Snake as Optimus Prime.
        Oct 16, 2017
      2. DuskAtDawn
        DuskAtDawn
        Mugen? Probably, anyways.
        Oct 16, 2017
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    5. Metroidwave
      Metroidwave
      When I woke up, I was optimistic and hopeful. I'd finally finish Metroid Prime 2. In hindsight, I can only cackle manically at my naivety.
      1. Metroidwave
        Metroidwave
        Fuck the Spider Guardian. I thought it was supposed to be easier in the Trilogy version, what with the damage toned down. Turns out, the damage was never what made it so damn frustrating...
        Oct 2, 2017
    6. Metroidwave
      Metroidwave
      Just found scans of the TF Generations guidebook, the holy grail of unused designs.
      1. ZurigaSungama and Enigmatic like this.
      2. Metroidwave
        Metroidwave
        Sep 19, 2017
    7. Metroidwave
      Metroidwave
      I just realized that I never actually finish any of the projects I've started.
      1. Metroidwave
        Metroidwave
        I've made plans for a sprite comic, an abridged series, a fanfic that's been on hiatus for over a year that I could revive anytime if I put in the effort, and a quest. I keep telling myself I'll get to it eventually, but I always get sidetracked. Dear god I hate my 5 second attention span.
        Sep 17, 2017
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    8. Metroidwave
      Metroidwave
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    9. Metroidwave
      Metroidwave
      TF Fact of the Week: One of the Appliancebots from RotF is officially called "Dickbot the blender guy". Surprisingly, Bay didn't name him.
      1. Enigmatic and ZurigaSungama like this.
    10. Metroidwave
      Metroidwave
      Finished reading the original Micronauts comic. Haven't felt that level of feels in a while...
    11. Metroidwave
      Metroidwave
      Decided to start playing Xenoblade Chronicles X again. Never realized how powerful a Mecha mackes you feel...
    12. Metroidwave
      Metroidwave
      First day of Hascon was yesterday, and now we finally have a Dinobot combiner that isn't a crime against existence itself.
      1. ZurigaSungama and 1986ctcel like this.
      2. ZurigaSungama
        ZurigaSungama
        I'm too busy giggling over the Sword of Dungeons & Dragons.
        Sep 10, 2017
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      3. Metroidwave
        Metroidwave
        I don't really play MtG, so I'm unsure how good any of the cards offered at Hascon would be, but Nerf War seems OP if you decide to use something with a larger clip, like the Vulcan
        Sep 10, 2017
      4. ZurigaSungama
        ZurigaSungama
        Eh, the Hail-fire looks like it'd be easier to aim, has more ammo than most libraries have cards, and it's cheaper.
        Sep 10, 2017
    13. Metroidwave
      Metroidwave
      TF Fact of the Week. Author Simon Furman is well known for using various phrases called 'Furmanisms'.
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      2. Metroidwave
        Metroidwave
        My personal favorite is probably "It's OVER -- FINISHED!".

        Though "Cannot, Will Not" is probably a close second.
        Sep 7, 2017
        GhostKaiju and 1986ctcel like this.
      3. GhostKaiju
        GhostKaiju
        ALL THE DIRTY JOBS (done dirt cheap)
        Sep 7, 2017
        Metroidwave and 1986ctcel like this.
      4. ZurigaSungama
        ZurigaSungama
        *hovers like some predatory bird*
        Sep 7, 2017
        GhostKaiju and Metroidwave like this.
    14. Metroidwave
      Metroidwave
      For some reason, I've had the urge to binge play the entirety of all the Mega Man series.
      1. ZurigaSungama likes this.
      2. Metroidwave
        Metroidwave
        I've never touched the franchise before, so I have no idea where this is coming from.
        Aug 27, 2017
      3. Seru
        Seru
        That is my mind control device kicking up. Do it.
        Aug 27, 2017
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      4. Metroidwave
        Metroidwave
        *one binge later*

        ...Why does my future self have a pogo stick?
        Aug 29, 2017
        ZurigaSungama likes this.
    15. Metroidwave
      Metroidwave
      In need of a ghost writer for my quest. I know what will happen in the next update, I just can't seem to type out the words.
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      2. pepperjack
        pepperjack
        If I could type an update on demand based only on knowing what would happen, both of my quests would be completed by now.
        Aug 21, 2017
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      3. pepperjack
        pepperjack
        Actually, belay that. Are you offering money?
        Aug 21, 2017
      4. Metroidwave
        Metroidwave
        Don't have any. Had to quit my job to free up enough time for college.
        Aug 21, 2017
        pepperjack likes this.
    16. Metroidwave
      Metroidwave
      TF fact of the week. For some reason, Six Changers are almost always depicted as ninjas in Japanese media, with uncertain allegiance..
      1. Metroidwave
        Metroidwave
        Except Gigatron, who has a different personality for each mode. Considering one of those modes is a giant hand, he may be the most batshit insane TF character ever, in both mindset and concept.
        Aug 19, 2017
    17. Metroidwave
      Metroidwave
      In need of a beta reader for my quest. Knowledge of TF lore would be a plus, but isn't a requirement.
    18. Metroidwave
      Metroidwave
      1. ZurigaSungama, Snakers and Enigmatic like this.
    19. Metroidwave
      Metroidwave
      Had a quest idea. Something based around the SCP Foundation. Because I have yet to see anything in that setting.
      1. Enigmatic and GhostKaiju like this.
      2. GhostKaiju
        GhostKaiju
        Go on…
        Aug 11, 2017
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      3. Enigmatic
        Enigmatic
        You have scaroused me...please, continue.
        Aug 11, 2017
      4. Metroidwave
        Metroidwave
        I don't have anything beyond the setting at the moment, but the possibilities are nearly endless. As are the ways to die horribly.
        Aug 11, 2017
    20. Metroidwave
      Metroidwave
      Beginning to think I've been playing Armada on the PS2 far too much...
      1. CptTagon
        CptTagon
        See the HUD when you close your eyes?
        Aug 9, 2017
      2. Metroidwave
        Metroidwave
        Despite the games legendary difficulty (not as unforgiving as the Souls series, but lacking in any real way to 'Git Gud'), I'm only finding it mildly frustrating compared to the usual DEAR GOD WHY.
        Aug 9, 2017
    21. Metroidwave
      Metroidwave
      Why is focusing so damn hard...
      1. Yinko
        Yinko
        The internet trains the attention to have a very short focusing period. You don't have good control of your working memory unless you specifically train it. Plus other reasons.
        Aug 6, 2017
      2. Snake/Eater
        Snake/Eater
        So the answer is to read big books?
        Aug 6, 2017
      3. Metroidwave
        Metroidwave
        Shit. Over the past few years, I've only read comics and quests.
        Aug 6, 2017
    22. Metroidwave
      Metroidwave
      First issue of the ROM/TF crossover's out. I already adore Stardrive. Her inevitable death's gonna to hit me right in the feels, I'm sure.
    23. Metroidwave
      Metroidwave
      Just finished rereading WLGYL for the... I want to say fifth? time. I think it took less time for me to get over being dumped...
    24. Metroidwave
      Metroidwave
      While waiting for someone to break the tie in my quests vote, I'm started to run through roms of TF game prior to about 2004.
      1. Metroidwave
        Metroidwave
        Beast Wars had no less than three fighting games, one of which had Starscream as unlockable. Almost makes up for the easiest Secret Boss Fight I've ever faced.
        Jul 2, 2017
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    25. Metroidwave
      Metroidwave
      Making a list of multiversal entities in Transformers. The Thirteen, Unicron and his Heralds, Primus, and The Vok, am I forgetting anyone?
      1. GhostKaiju
        GhostKaiju
        The Fallen springs to my mind, unless he would be counted uner The Thirteen.
        Jul 1, 2017
      2. Metroidwave
        Metroidwave
        Yeah, he'd one of 'em. This list isn't limited to singularities, though. Like, The Skids Squadron would count. Or the TransTech. Those that could feasibly intervene in the events of another Universe.
        Jul 1, 2017
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    26. Metroidwave
      Metroidwave
      My god, it's been a slow week for the quests I follow.
    27. Metroidwave
      Metroidwave
      The quest update has been delay for now due to technical difficulties, but to make up for it, an interlude will also be included.
    28. Metroidwave
      Metroidwave
      HOLY FUCK TWO NEW METROID GAMES *intense squeeing*
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      3. ZurigaSungama
        ZurigaSungama
        *points to Other M* Always, you say?
        Jun 15, 2017
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      4. asdx
        asdx
        If it inspires even one more NSFW Samus pic, yes.
        Jun 15, 2017
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      5. Metroidwave
        Metroidwave
        Gameplay-wise, I liked Other M...
        Jun 15, 2017
    29. Metroidwave
      Metroidwave
      Next Quest update should be out later today. This one has a special vote attached to it. Tell me, how do you feel about bounty hunters?
    30. Metroidwave
      Metroidwave
      Finals are over, time to relax. For about a week.
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    Gender:
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    Birthday:
    May 23, 1998 (Age: 20)
    Location:
    My Mom's Basement
    Occupation:
    Mooching
    Likes: Transformers (Specifically Soundwave), Bionicle, Custom Robo, Metroid, Soul Calibur, RWBY, Red vs Blue, (Good) Abridged Series, and Killer Instinct, in that order

    PHD, ADD, G-O-D

    Metroidwave, Transformers (and some other stuff) Expert, at your service.

    No, I don't actually have a PHD. It just sounded good.

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    "For too long, I've let life pass me by! Now I want to take part in the grand drama; my legacy will be written large among the stars!" - Signal Lancer
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    SOLR Storms: A RWBY fanfic I began work on years ago, finally posted. Updates Sporadically.
    [NSFW] Ignition!: My first quest! Set during Transformers: Cybertron. Gonna be violent (Dead) ALIVE ONCE MORE Reboot on SB (Dead)