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The porn on QQ is getting better. Jan 12, 2018
*Hugs and rubs*
The porn on QQ is getting better.
You think so? I think there’s been a dearth of good stuff recently.
Well, in the places I go it seems to get better.
:Hugs and holds tight:
:Rubs and pets:
*purrs and nibbles on your hand*
Its sublime, is there a domlemon?
Of such excellence, grandeur, or beauty as to inspire great admiration or awe.
Elevate to a high degree of moral or spiritual purity or excellence.
Imma pick dat or
I just got cucked in a dinosaur game ._.
Asshole cheated though, if he wanted to fight for a mate he would hit me while I'm hunting.
Wait, you actually use that word for...it's actual meaning? *shocked*
So I just accidentally typed loli when I meant loki when talking to a friend.
In your defense, those keys are adjacent on the keyboard. If he tried to make something of it, you could just pretend not to know "loli" was even a word.
Or that you thought it was short for "lolipop."
That's your subconsciousness speaking? :P
Spider-mans webbing is an allegory for ejaculation.
I keep reading Philadelphia as pedophilia, feels indirectly insulting.
Do you get Virginia mixed up with Vagina as well?
Last session of left 4 dead 2 was crazy, think the sheer tank spam stretched my asshole by the fourth restart.
"Stick it up my ass Inspector Gadget" Christ the splices people come up with.
*Nuzzles area between thighs*
We both know what you meant.
Private only k
you deleted your profile post..? though it says you were active 7 mins ago and the post went away about 1 min ago...
what happen to baby now then? ):
It looked after! don't worry :D
*gives a baby Horton clone*
make sure the little clone is well looked after and doesn't turn into a weird cat!
Tuna Cat will approve! :D
It is fun isn't it.
Designing alien's reproductive biology/psychology/sociology ect.
Designing aliens in general is fun.
*Smacks with you with a chair* :P
*stand in between*
no violence! don't hurt! make me and tunasaur sad!
me and Tuna like it when we get whipped. ;)
*Rubs face against thighs*
One of my favorite parts when designing aliens is the reproduction aspect of it.
I suppose there's always Asari X Twi'lek Yuri...
“Oh god, you’re so sexy!” “Bill, for the last time, I reproduce through Fungal Spores and thus have no genitalia. WE LITERALLY CANNOT HAVE SEX.” “Life finds a way.”
Life finds a way indeed.
Sublime is still overgrapefruit.
Guess I should've said supergrapefruit...
I can assure you the person I'm interested is not one on this site. :P
I'm referring to on SB, though ah whatever....
or SB. :D
fuck they don't even use forums other then reddit.
I feel like one of the things holding me back from writing my dark souls fic is if I should do smut or not.
I can't be sfw by default, or it barely would be.
Horton: Statistically speaking, "gay as fuck" is not very gay at all.
Also, plot can add emotional weight to sex scenes that they wouldn't have were they stand-alone snippets.
QQ is definitely getting the uncensored version, because there is no way I can do the whole death of the main character on Sb without getting a ban hammer up the ass.
*licks neck slowly*
If you don't take this to another profile I will wear the skin of you two as scarves.
New fetish: Shark girls, like a mermaid, but ya know... instead of a human woman top, its an shark woman and shark bottom.
> Is 1:00, feeling horny "Might as well go to pornhub." Finishes and see's its 3:00 "holy shit!"
*Pokes your crown* :3
:Kicks in you the nads:
:parries and bitch slaps:
Oh shit, I thought they didn't send.
"What kind of person just came out of the womb and starts raping people, no wonder he's a orphan."
I think you mean sex predator.
Watching a podcast and got a Jaiden Animations recommendation in the suggestion bar or whatever, talk about awkward. v
Mostly because I've seen rule 34 based on her, or at least her animations.
I mean, I like them, but I feel like Youtube is watching me now O)_(O