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TanaNari
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TanaNari

Verified Dick, Male, 36

Cutting out a man's tongue does not prove him wrong. It proves you fear his words. Now the song of my people. Feb 7, 2017

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    1. sassafras
      sassafras
      VD, you must think I'm a quack, and where I tread, I muddle things. Like a Muddlefoot. It wasn't right to use a discussion as a Launchpad for insults, so I hope we can reshuffle ruffled feathers, and agree on a bill. I'll understand if you don't want me flapping around, but I figure, we might butt heads eventually, might as well not be a F.O.W.L. Mr. Banana brain, and admit I had a Hoof in my Mouth. I'll S.H.U.S.H.
      1. TanaNari
        TanaNari
        I'm so glad puns can't actually give someone cancer.

        Anywho, don't worry, I'll call you out when you act like a shit and treat you with respect any other time. Just as I do with everyone else.
        Nov 9, 2016
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    2. 2 Hot Crown Subdues the Sinful
      2 Hot Crown Subdues the Sinful
      "The already failed their chance." Typo in the first chapter of your novel.
      P.S. Is it anywhere other than wordpress?
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      2. TanaNari
        TanaNari
        Part of the first book is on here. Otherwise, not really. What's wrong with Wordpress? You don't need an account (or even a real email) to post on it.
        Oct 30, 2016
      3. 2 Hot Crown Subdues the Sinful
        2 Hot Crown Subdues the Sinful
        The color scheme(brightness?) makes it hard to concentrate. So used to SB/QQ/SV dark backgrounds, that anything else distracts me.
        Oct 30, 2016
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      4. TanaNari
        TanaNari
        Huh. My QQ is in standard white background. I don't know if you can change your personal color schemes on WP- I know I can, but most of the options suck.
        Oct 30, 2016
    3. 2 Hot Crown Subdues the Sinful
      2 Hot Crown Subdues the Sinful
      I just read the thingy under your avatar, and then remembered ducks have corkscrew rape-dicks or something. It amused me.
      1. TanaNari
        TanaNari
        Your mother is a corkscrew rape-dick or something. :p
        Sep 21, 2016
      2. 2 Hot Crown Subdues the Sinful
    4. Ezra
      Ezra
      Hey, do you have a link to that Sarah/Danny snip or story you wrote?
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      2. TanaNari
        TanaNari
        Uh, it's part of Amelia. Only Worm story I've done. Or ever will do.
        Jul 12, 2016
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      3. daimahou
        daimahou
        Unless your Muse has other plans.
        :P
        Jul 12, 2016
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      4. TanaNari
        TanaNari
        Nah. All my muses are on original fiction, now.
        Jul 12, 2016
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    5. GiftofLove
      GiftofLove
      I am adding one or more of your stories to the Story Only NSFW Worm Idea Thread.

      Currently, your story post exists as a quote leading back to the original post. If you would like to post it yourself you're welcome to. Or if you'd rather your work not be included, let me know and I will remove it.
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      2. TanaNari
        TanaNari
        Damn you work fast.
        May 7, 2016
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    6. Obliviated fan
      Obliviated fan
      Um hey, just wanted to note that chapter 198 is not in the index, and is skipped by the arrows. I do hope that wasn't intentional?
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      2. TanaNari
        TanaNari
        That... wha? How the fuck did no one notice that before?
        Dec 20, 2015
      3. ReinZero
        ReinZero
        Because most people are too lazy to report such oversight?
        Feb 15, 2016
    7. Nanimani
      Nanimani
      *Sees post:like ratio*

      Is EVERY OTHER post you make a fanfiction update?!
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      2. TanaNari
        TanaNari
        Nope. NOW I make Original Fiction. Start reading it!
        Aug 19, 2015
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    8. Snake/Eater
      Snake/Eater
      Congrats by the way for the first Chapter of your newest story.
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    9. dasstan
      dasstan
      How's that maintenance on your in-group social status going? Everything checking out?
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      2. TanaNari
        TanaNari
        Uh, what?
        Apr 22, 2015
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      3. dasstan
        dasstan
        Silly comment based off of something stupid said in the Amelia thread.
        Apr 22, 2015
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      4. TanaNari
        TanaNari
        Oh, right, I saw that. I even figured you were referencing it. I still didn't get it.
        Apr 22, 2015
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    10. Publicola
      Publicola
      Do you have a list of the "Rules for Riley"? Every time I read a new one, I just can't help myself from laughing out loud, really loudly, no matter what hour of the day or night it is. Just absurdly funny.

      So far I've seen:

      Rule 2: If the plan starts with 'kill people indiscriminately', it's a bad plan.
      Rule 7: If it's a parasitic worm, then no one's going to want it

      Please tell me there are more....
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      3. Kitty S. Lillian
        Kitty S. Lillian
        TanaNari bemoaned nobody had compiled them. Nobody had, yet, based on search results for rule 7's text. Unless there are some that are not proximate to the word "rule", then only those five ever were mentioned in story. (I'm not done reading yet.)
        [unnumbered, @Emma too, possibly became rule 3]: Everything you do that involves people goes through us for approval.
        Jun 6, 2018
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      4. Kitty S. Lillian
        Kitty S. Lillian
        2:"If the plan starts with 'kill people indiscriminately', it's a bad plan."
        3:[Humans' opinions about what you may do to them must be obeyed.]
        -3a, if ∃[you are not allowed to change their opinions automatically]
        -#3b "You are not allowed to change their opinions manually."
        4:[Don't create intelligent life]
        6:"If it's Zach's idea, it's probably a bad one."
        7:"If it's a parasitic worm, then no one's going to want it"
        Jun 6, 2018
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      5. Kitty S. Lillian
        Kitty S. Lillian
        of note, in ch259:
        「Missy said "[…]you get used to the idea that rules are just basic guidelines to ignore whenever convenient."

        […] Riley was smiling broadly, with an almost manic gleam in her eyes […]」
        Jun 6, 2018
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    11. Master of Squirrel-fu
      Master of Squirrel-fu
      Welcome aboard sir, and I hope you enjoy yourself.
    12. TotalAbsolutism
      TotalAbsolutism
      Welcome to QQ. Condolences over the behaviour of the SB mods... apparently off-hand jokes are over the line now. I hope your story meets with success here; although I'm sure it will.
      1. TanaNari
        TanaNari
        Thanks. Apparently I'm bringing a sizable number of readers over from SB, so that's a head start.
        Jan 10, 2015
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    Price: A street level superhero re-imagining of the ancient epic tragedies. Six novels. Currently no plans to start the seventh.
    Midara: Requiem: "When the alternative is extinction, all acts, no matter how heinous, are permitted." The story of a young necromancer trying to find her place in a world that doesn't want her.
    Midara: Paradox: In which a fire elemental burns down part of a city trying to kill a princess' enslaved demon. Hundred die. They're the heroes.
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