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Xahn
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Feb 29, 2024 at 12:37 AM
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Birthday:
Feb 4, 1989 (Age: 35)

Xahn

Professional Shoulder Devil, Male, 35

This year went by pretty quickly. Lack of stress is wonderful. Happy Birthday to me. Feb 4, 2024

Xahn was last seen:
Feb 29, 2024 at 12:37 AM
    1. Evilhippy
      Evilhippy
      Blurg
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    2. BlackKnight
      BlackKnight
      will here comes the Boom continue or did it hit a hiatus/dead end?
      1. Xahn
        Xahn
        none of my stories are *dead* per se, sans commissions maybe. I just lose focus and move on to other things. maybe one day i'll go back to it. i am fond of the ideas.
        Feb 19, 2024
    3. pourlesautres
      pourlesautres
      Any plans to ever release Chapter 2 of your "ROB Breeds the Multiverse"?
      1. Xahn
        Xahn
        I actually forgot I had even relesaed that on Patreon, thanks for reminding me. will post it sometime this week
        Feb 6, 2024
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    4. Xahn
      Xahn
      This year went by pretty quickly. Lack of stress is wonderful. Happy Birthday to me.
      1. Xahn
        Xahn
        Maybe I'll get some actual writing done this year.
        Feb 4, 2024
    5. Keithman3579
      Keithman3579
      Is Still Alive dead? I really liked it...
      1. Xahn likes this.
      2. Xahn
        Xahn
        not dead, merely dormant. its a victim of my own personal muse having adhd
        Nov 14, 2023
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      3. Xahn
        Xahn
        I have a full time job now as well, and do not have the time i did while unemployed and living off my writing.
        Nov 14, 2023
        Keithman3579 and MmmApplePie like this.
    6. dbray98
      dbray98
      are you still continuing the summer camp fic, that one is really good and I wanna see what happens next.
      1. SamsaraLord101 likes this.
    7. Dummi
      Dummi
      Hey just wanna ask if you’ll ever continue your WotR fic? I've been addicted to WotR for quite a while and wish there was most fics of it on this site
      1. Qazzio and Xahn like this.
      2. Xahn
        Xahn
        Yes, eventually. Alot of my commissions are on hold due to scheduling issues, unfortunetly.
        Aug 8, 2023
        Qazzio likes this.
      3. Dummi
        Dummi
        Do you know of any wotr fic similar to yours?
        Aug 8, 2023
    8. BJJPanda
      BJJPanda
      So what's the deal with you and Meribson? It feels like every story of yours you commission off each other?
      1. zeebza, Narosloki1 and Evilhippy like this.
      2. Xahn
        Xahn
        He was my first patron, and when he started writing I commissioned a couple of chapters off of him, to return the favor. At this point though its more of a courtesy exchange, we really enjoy writing together.
        Feb 12, 2023
      3. BJJPanda
        BJJPanda
        That's surprisingly sweet for this website
        Feb 12, 2023
    9. Xahn
      Xahn
      Made it another year. Happy Birthday to me.
    10. Xahn
      Xahn
      Ooops. forgot to give you guys proper updates. I made it, am alive, and even have a new day job that starts at the end of the month.
    11. rx915
      rx915
      Played more baldur's gate 3 and thought of your SI idea but in baldur's gate 3 with interesting companions while having to worry about the mind flayer parasite stuck in your head. Quite fun.

      Hope things are ok with you. All the best.
      1. Xahn likes this.
    12. havefeith
      havefeith
      Sorry to bother you when you've got your own problems but... is Blackjack Does The Worm dead?
      1. Xahn likes this.
      2. Xahn
        Xahn
        kind of? I might go back to it, one day, if the mood strikes me.
        Dec 16, 2022
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      3. havefeith
        havefeith
        Well, you kinda left it on a cliffhanger. Squealer was trying to kill Blackjack (and he totally could've gone with the name "Jack Blackjack". He'd still get to be called "Jack Black", just with "Jack" also being after "Black"), and he had an idea to help her that he thought she wasn't going to like. It literally ended there. Evil, that is. E~VIL!
        Dec 16, 2022
    13. Xahn
      Xahn
      Five more days... just five more days...
      1. havefeith
        havefeith
        Hopefully you're doing well now, at least. Sorry I can't donate, need to keep as much money as I can for myself, since I recently financed a new tablet for myself, so I don't kill my eyes trying to read on a phone's screen. Even if that phone is larger than an iPhone's or an iPod touch's, it's still tiny. That'll cost me about $40 CAD a month.
        Dec 15, 2022
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      2. havefeith
        havefeith
        Not to mention an $80-some phone bill. Which is less than it'd be if I was still paying for the phone. And then there's the fact I'm trying to lower my credit card debt... so yeah, sorry I can't help at the moment. I really wish I could, even if I would be giving you less, due to CAD to USD exchange rates.
        Dec 15, 2022
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      3. Xahn
        Xahn
        its okay, I made it out of there. Been posting updates on the gofund me, but I probably should post soem of those updates here.
        Dec 16, 2022
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    14. Xahn
      Xahn
      Well things turned south fast.
      1. Xahn
      2. Vergil1989 Crossover King
        Vergil1989 Crossover King
        Yeesh, your grandmother sounds like a real piece of work. Sorry to hear you're having to deal with that though, especially so close to Thanksgiving no less.
        Nov 23, 2022
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      3. Veritas Aequitas
        Veritas Aequitas
        I hope you can find a place to stay, no one should be put out on the streets in Winter.
        Nov 24, 2022
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    15. Despacitoleo
      Despacitoleo
      Ay man I cannot find any of your stories (I'm new here) and I need help finding them
      1. Xahn
        Xahn
        Click information on my profile page, then find all threads. Why are you looking for my stuff in particular?
        Nov 22, 2022
      2. Despacitoleo
        Despacitoleo
        Ahh sorry was asleep anyways I saw many of your stories(only 1 chap of the first wrll chap of your works) on a huge si stash project and wanted to read the whole thing cause it's pretty good.
        Also tried going to your threads from your information on your PF but I couldn't find your stories
        Also any links to your works won't work
        Nov 24, 2022
      3. havefeith
        havefeith
        That almost sounds like a problem with your settings, or your country is somehow blocking them.
        Dec 15, 2022
    16. Testerx900
      Testerx900
      Will the bleach story become it's own work? It's really good
      1. Xahn likes this.
      2. Xahn
        Xahn
        Eventually, real life has been... unkind. Havent had the energy to work on my own stuff for a little while.
        Nov 17, 2022
      3. Testerx900
        Testerx900
        Ah okay then. Hope things get better.
        Nov 17, 2022
    17. Xahn
      Xahn
      Life hates me.
      1. Evilhippy likes this.
      2. Evilhippy
        Evilhippy
        The hobbler, lmao!
        Oct 30, 2022
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    18. BlackKnight
      BlackKnight
      Didn't know if this was going to be a NECRO or not so I'm posting here.
      Is Here Comes The BOOM an SI story or a AU one?
      1. Xahn
        Xahn
        AU
        Oct 8, 2022
    19. Xahn
      Xahn
      Barely a month in Florida and the area I'm in is facing its first direct hit since 1921. Joy.
      1. Evilhippy
        Evilhippy
        But it missed you!

        Your luck is turning!

        Murica!
        Oct 2, 2022
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      2. Xahn
        Xahn
        Yep. Let's hope it keeps turning towards the positive.
        Oct 2, 2022
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    20. Xahn
      Xahn
      Now Commencing Normal Updates.
      1. VineShadow, BJJPanda and Evilhippy like this.
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      3. Evilhippy
        Evilhippy
        Hn.
        Sep 2, 2022
        BJJPanda and Xahn like this.
      4. Xahn
        Xahn
        two more chapters, are you happy now?
        Sep 2, 2022
        BJJPanda and Evilhippy like this.
      5. Evilhippy
        Evilhippy
        ...hn.
        Sep 2, 2022
        BJJPanda and Xahn like this.
    21. Xahn
      Xahn
      Tickets purchased (They even arrived!), freedom in sight.
      1. Evilhippy and JaqkGreen like this.
    22. Xahn
      Xahn
      fuck my life
      1. Evilhippy and Marethyu like this.
      2. Xahn
        Xahn
        as soon as i think i'm free it kicks me in the nuts
        Jun 26, 2022
        Evilhippy, Venyr4434 and Marethyu like this.
    23. Evilhippy
      1. Xahn likes this.
      2. Xahn
        Xahn
        at least have the decency to link to the full thing, now I have to go find it myself.
        Jun 19, 2022
        Olympaforged and Evilhippy like this.
      3. Evilhippy
        Evilhippy
        Huh, I totally missed that. Whoops.
        Jun 19, 2022
    24. BJJPanda
      BJJPanda
      Is there a thread for all of your completed or ongoing work?
      1. Evilhippy likes this.
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      3. Xahn
        Xahn
        sent you a dm with the list it's... long
        May 30, 2022
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      4. Xahn
        Xahn
        also; i'm an idiot, click information and all threads to get the stuff thats on QQ. that would have saved me a lot of time, lol
        May 30, 2022
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      5. BJJPanda
        BJJPanda
        lol, thanks anyways appreciate it
        May 30, 2022
        Evilhippy likes this.
    25. Xahn
      Xahn
      For those wondering, most of my lewd fics are on temporary hiatus. I'm currently homeless, jobless and trying to move back to America.
      1. Evilhippy and Mr. Cloak like this.
      2. Xahn
        Xahn
        Unfortunately, the person i am staying with while I get my shit together to leave (my mother) as a *very* strict no porn in her house rule.
        May 9, 2022
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    26. Xahn
      Xahn
      Current lack of updates has nothing to do with how good Elden Ring is, I swear. My family just sucks.
      1. Evilhippy and illerayn like this.
      2. Thorfaxdragonkin
        Thorfaxdragonkin
        I shall declare this a boldface lie
        Apr 30, 2022
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      3. Xahn
        Xahn
        when i posted it it was about... 50% lie. Since then its dropped to 0% lie, as people on my discord server can attest. My family *sucks*.
        Apr 30, 2022
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    27. BJJPanda
      BJJPanda
      Any chance A Matter of Perspective will be updated?
      1. Evilhippy, Hypervane and Xahn like this.
      2. Xahn
        Xahn
        Yeah. the next chapter has been fighting me, but eventually it'll be done.
        Jan 21, 2022
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    28. Evilhippy
      Evilhippy
      You need a new post on your profile, last one was sep 7th, it's lame.

      I have unlamed you.

      You may now bask.
    29. Draegoon
      Draegoon
      Dont wanna necro but A Matter of Perspective is fucking genius and I love it.
    30. havefeith
      havefeith
      Putting this here, because I don't want to necro- I hope the Shield Hero WC snippet becomes a full thing. I love that setting, and seeing how different characters from other series can break it. That and the character playing the part of Naofumi having foreknowledge.
      1. Evilhippy and Xahn like this.
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      3. havefeith
        havefeith
        It all depends on when my check comes in.
        Aug 3, 2021
        Evilhippy and Xahn like this.
      4. Xahn
        Xahn
        If its a one time thing, you can go through my paypal. we can speak about it on discord, or a private message here if you like
        Aug 3, 2021
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      5. havefeith
        havefeith
        I'm willing to do so at least once a month, since that's exactly how often I get a cheque. I don't use discord very often, and I'm pretty sure you have to be a friend or in one of the servers I'm in to send me a message. Gimme a sec, and I'll DM you my username. If that doesn't let you add me, I'll send you the link for the fanfic discussion group server I "own". From there you should be able to add me.
        Aug 4, 2021
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    I have a Patreon now, Wanna check it out? Still exists, but use SubscribeStar instead. I don't trust Patreon to continue to exist.
    Now With SubscribeStar. And SubStar gives me more money anyway.
    I also have a Discord server. Open for everyone, With Bonuses for Patrons/Subscribers who've linked their Discord.
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    Now with Ko-Fi as well.