Xicree

senkisenkisenki

senxi kicree

creesen xiki

xisen creeki

xicree senki

how are you terrible at sleep if you practice sleeping all the time

unable to sleep, so don't sleep five ever

member btoooom? bet it'd look good if it was remaked now

blah blah

Maybe ostracizing furries is actually the work of Big Fur, like for profit or something, like how pharmaceuticals is such a closed circle and stuff by Big Pharma or whatever

*pats xicree fur*

Under the skirt of a Gardevoir, there is a half-n-half chance of there being a Cloyster, but the other half of the time, there exists an Onix.

too fur

A reason why Cao Cao lost must be attributed to how he coveted his subordinates' wives. The moral of the story is to instead covet your subordinates' daughters!

If you think about it, Brock's problem is that he is too ugly. If he was even remotely good-looking then all the girls that he lusted after during the Pokémon series, well, at least a few of them would've given him a second glance

Hmm...

Xicree Xicree xipety-xii
I've got a tragic tale for you
Xicree Xicree xipety-xii
If you are wise you'll listen to me
Dear Xicreeland is both luscious and green
But not conducive to growing the bean!
My job was guarding what little we'd got
You came along and pinched the lot!

evil is good and good is evil

♡♤♡

Ahem

There once was a ship that put to Xi
And the name of that ship was the Xicree o' Xi
The winds blew hard, her bow dipped down
Blow, me bully boys, blow! Hah!

"... and in the end, the male protagonist and female protagonist's ashes were all left to me, so there I was thinking whether to dump them into the ocean or down a toilet, but I decided on a crematorium since I didn't want to pollute nature or dirty our sewage system. I'm such a good person."

Ximore Butts

deep fried xicrees!

"One of you is his childhood sweetheart, and the other is his non-blood related sister, but I... am his current lover, so I'm the one who should be his roommate."

lmao I love this kind of story hahahaaa

xi, xi xi, xi xi xixi, xi... xi? xi xi xi xi xixixi, xi, xixi xi, xi xi... xi... xi! xi?

there's a paledit for changing pal stats, and hidden IVs, and everything

xixixi

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Hey there, little boy, you look like you have a special physique and unique bones—er, don't worry I don't hand out martial arts manuals like my cousin, pft who wants some stupid ass buddha palm fist

how would you like one of these cheat systems?

Look, I have a leech exp system, a stealth villain system, a more wives more lives system, and I even have a lazy otaku system, which one do you want? Just ten dolla

feels kinda bad when, you know, when you're reading a story and you're like, I like this character, she turned out to be very likeable and great, and MC doesn't deserve how good she is, and she's so heartwarming, and

and why is her story so shit though, like, her plot was god awful, what the fuck

isekai to another world with the gacha system, in them pulls and rolls there's things from every gacha in existence, but the probability is exactly as gacha games are, so you get 99.9% of rolling trash, though guarantee semi-trash every ten gamba

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