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Zam138

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  • d.fish
    Every now and then you see a strange story out there (even for the genre, but not in a creepy way),

    I saw this one where MC isekaied as a cat, but not any cat, but Tom from Tom and Jerry, but not any Tom but the cat of the cat-mouse creation deity duo of this "Cat and Mouse Omniverse"
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    There's a universe within the box within the box where there's scifi aliens with conceptual weapons trying to kill god, that is, an avatar of Tom, by invading and erasing Earth, there's a setting where Tom is a human, where's...

    It's a weird story lmao
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    It feels like young adult novels don't talk about awkward boners enough
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    I've seen it but only in the context of "erm, you're too close" or "waking up together after camping" (by any meaning of camping)
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    It feels like young adult is never really young adult, but the old adults' ideal version of their own past as teens that they never had
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    I feel like "xianxia cougars" are basically all those stories where MC is a loser or maybe genius, just not average, and he randomly meets some powerful demon sect/evil faction saintess who fucks him dry over the course of 3 days/3 weeks/3 months/etc. and then 1-5 years later, she shows up and gives MC 1-5 kids and says they're theirs, or maybe makes MC care for her while she's preggers
    d.fish
    They say there's a specific type of green tea called "兄弟茶" or "bro tea", becoming friends with a couple and then stealing one of them from the other in a kind of green tea styled NTR

    I mean, there's also an underworld meaning where gangs sell overpriced tea as a form of collecting protection fees, but that's not important
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    Aquamarine Tea: A New Friend who spends a lot of time with a couple, and the girlfriend seems to be oddly distracted and leaves for "trips" too often with the New Friend, and the genre savvy twink boyfriend thinks "is this NTR?" only for it to all be a ruse to get the girlfriend to be away and emotionally distant while the New Friend swoops in and seduces the boyfriend, hawawawa
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    That's exactly what this is lmaoaoao
    d.fish
    It feels like "female xianxia" usually involves drama within a faction or sect, usually MC is already there, and a new youngest disciple comes and becomes the "group pet" and frames/blames MC for everything wrong, causing the righteous MC to angst
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    It all comes back to angst... mmmm angst and edge mmm
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    generic male xianxia: who can get more harem members and has the stronger power level
    generic female xianxia: who can achieve happiness the best while relying on a ML
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    And the message always seems to be "I can achieve more and better and be happier on my own than relying on a man, unlike you, my rival", but it's always so on the nose that it feels like denial

    but there's not really a big audience for "male harem", so since money talks, no one writes that way but with a female MC... :(
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    takeout keeps getting stolen from your doorstep?

    Put laxatives and sleeping pills in the takeout, so those goddamn thieves can shit the bed while they sleep!
    d.fish
    ok, I'll settle for seven zams
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    Best I can give you is eight, I'm afraid :,(
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    It's okay, I can feed them, house them, clothe them, and eat them <3
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    Sometimes, I don't just want one zam, but two, maybe even three. I can take them, for sure!
    d.fish
    it's so hard to separate the nintendo from the pokemon, especially since nintendo is canonically part of the world of pokemon, but you know, it's like with how nintendo does these days, it's hard to bring myself to appreciate the setting as I used to when I didn't care about adult stuff
    d.fish
    They say a girl in class is equal to the noise of 500 ducks. So on average, a class has 20,000 ducks.
    d.fish
    green tea zam must be a very good zam
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    Truly I'm the most custest, humblest, and most modest Zam's of all!
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    "Wow, Big Bro, I can't believe Big Sis isn't here for you at such an important time, not like me, your gentle, caring, and cute little Zammy~!"
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    Like, you know, every girl hates other girls who are green tea white lily bitch sluts, but everyone likes it if the person they like is a green tea white lily bitch slut hmmm
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    When one doesn't play by the rules and is an ally, they are clever. When one doesn't play by the rules and is an enemy, they are a cheater. Such are the biases of life.
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    <3 zam zam
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    Everyone has three zams, one zam that they show strangers, one zam that they show their friends and family, and one zam that they know only themselves.
    d.fish
    After I isekaied, I accidentally failed my tribulation and temporarily lost my cultivation. Rather than help me recover, my seven sexy disciples chose at this time to push me down instead
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    Seven disciples who, after centuries of having their overbearing master boldly teach them while unaware of them as males, begin to seduce her under the guise of "training"
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