Comments on Profile Post by Dr Totentanz

Oh dear, I didn’t think the title would illicit that response. I guess I’m more appealing to necrophiliacs now?

Thank you. Azura is a favorite of mine.

I’ve a bevy of kinks but necrophilia isn’t one of them, not that I’d judge. Lord knows I’ve my own kinks and kicks. It’s poor Louen, the guy still hasn’t gotten over what happened in Sylvania.

Neither would I. I mean, I get off on masturbating in public. :p

Maybe he shouldn’t have invaded the sovereign territory of the Vampire Counts, then?

Oh boy, there’s only three things that I don’t like. the rest? Ambivalent but willing to try to Oh dear gods yes!

...They invaded him! And started the War! He only finished them!

Unless you are specifically turned on by the act of pleasuring yourself in public, I wouldn’t recommend doing it. The benefits aren’t enough to outweigh the risks.

Anyone walking into the hellscape that is Sylvania deserves whatever they get.

Did do it in a bathroom stall once. But that don’t count XD. Yeah not worth the heaping helping of shit coming down if things go bad and you get caught or something.

Well Louen got off easy, only PTSD in exchange for wiping out the von Carstein line for good.

I wouldn’t do if it hadn’t given me the best orgasms of my life, and if I hadn’t gotten really good at doing it stealthily. It helps that I wear a hoodie/windbreaker combo three fourths of the year.

If one manages to triumph over the vamps, they deserve the victory. If one is weak-willed enough to be scarred by it mentally, they deserve the PTSD. All are equal in the face of Shyish.

Just don’t go ‘round giving people hand shakes once you’ve finish alright? XD. I much prefer butt play myself. Both given and received. Never tried with a dude but I’m not against it.

Still need to get Louen to that chapel, guy still likes Chaos... ._.

Ah, don’t worry. I’m kinky, not unhygienic. :p

Poor fellow. You sure he doesn’t need to be put down?

At least you’ve manners. Some people would take delight in smearing their relish over someone’s car or something.

Perhaps. I’ve heard that burying him in Mousillon would help put his soul to rest.

Nah, I’m aware that not everyone has a cum fetish.

That’s kind of the opposite of what would be good for him. It has about as much success as the rereconquista.

Shockingly. What is this world coming too when someone doesn’t appreciate a good cum smearing on their car. :p

Who knows? He keeps screaming about Mousillon, why not bury him there and let him confront it!

Even if I was running on full horndog mode, I wouldn’t appreciate dried semen on a vehicle I owned. I’d just have to wash it off.

Again, rereconquista. About as likely as Andulasia turning around the Spanish in 1440. He’s not steady enough to face his problems head on.

Eh I keep my kinks and lewdness behind closed doors. Don’t exactly like having people that know me know some of the things I’m in.

Perhaps if we were working with Logic and real life stuff you’ll be right. But this is Warhammer! It laughs in the fact of logic!

See, that’s rather odd, from my perspective. I am exactly as candid as I am on the internet as I am in real life. I just sort of ignore social conventions.

I suppose that’s true. It’s equally unlikely for Andulasia to pick up shop and move to the New World, but I did that, so maybe Louen can do it too.

Well I guess I’m fairly private about certain things. I’m more open on here since I keep things fairly disconnected from my actual life. Though those closer to me do know the kinky side heh.

Especially when the person telling him to do stuff tells him too and he has to do it no matter what.

I don’t really see the point in keeping things private. If you keep too much of yourself locked away, nobody is making friends with you, just a face you’ve created. I feel total, complete, and brutal honesty with yourself and others is the best way to live life.

So you would send the good king back into hell?

Not like I keep everything locked away from all. Mainly my sexual preferences and kinks. I can see what you mean, but I’m more comfortable with slowly opening up rather than having it all out in the open.

Nah I’m not burying him in Norsca. Besides, if he’s truly the good king then he should be able to get out of this!

And that’s perfectly fine. The basis of my moral code is “you do you.”

Well, hell would actually be that Chaos Wastes province the invasion pops up in. I’ve also lost track of what exactly we’re talking about here.

Tis a good moral code. Similar to mines, as in “As long as it’s not like murder or pedophila or something”

True but it has no provinces for me to chuck his kingly corpse in. Plus I prefer Norsca. I think we’re talking about Louen’s PTSD and the best way to treat it?

Thank you. An expanded version of it would be “I support the individual rights of everyone, so long as those rights do not infringe on others’”

Send him to Granadan Cuba or something. I’m sure the kingdom-in-exile would welcome a tourist.

*surreptitiously puts away the book 1984 and Brave new World*
>_>
<_<

Or The Zone. I’m sure the sights and sounds of a roadside picnic will do wonders for his mental health.

Bad! No distopias! *swats*

How about we don’t put him in a radioactive wilderness. I’m actually trying to help, here.

N-Nya!? Fiiiiine... *grabs The Giver instead*. And at least Brave new World gave us a bitching Iron Maiden album :p

And sending him to The Zone would help! All that go to The Zone are marked and changed... perhaps that’ll help him with his problems.

That’s a distopia.

Change is not necessarily change for the better. Besides, the mutants there might trigger his PTSD.

Gah you’re no fun...
*pouts*

Well his mind’s already fucked. What’s the worse that can happen?

...Christ what a weird chain.

Not when it comes to the preservation of human rights. I’ll sacrifice fun to the variety of moon deities that exists if it means their safeguarding.

Well, now he’s never going to heal. You just invoked Murphy.

It’s not that weird. Just... differently normal.

B-but muh oppression! D:>
Free speech and thought is far too much of a bother, why not surrender it to someone who can make the most of it! Why Best friend Tabitha said so!

...Ah crap. Ya know what? He’s a grown up man, he can handle his daemons on his own.

*draws knife*
*holds fun with the knife against their throat*
Don’t make me invoke the moon. Pagan deities can get nasty at times.

Poor King Louen, abandoned by his superior officer. Never to live healthily again. A true tragedy.

*is mildly turned on by the danger*
Uhhh is this the sacrifice part? Errr I mean OH NOEZ! What shall poor helpless me ever do!

Such was life in The Old World...

Silly Totentanz, it’s not you I’m threatening to sacrifice, it’s the personification of fun. Now step away from the distopias, and we can talk about this.

That’s why we run off to the new, and then come back with a massive army and an equally massive fleet!

D:>
No more butt play!?!
*carefully walks away from the three books*
Ok Manny, we can talk about this, don’t slit Fun’s throat and feast on its quivering, still warm body...

Sure that’ll help his material issues but the poor man still is suffering from Mandrake root addiction and a violent fear of elongated fangs!

Among other things, yes. Now, swear an oath that you won’t seek to establish a distopic or utopic state.

It’s simple! We just get him addicted to tobacco. I’m not sure on how to deal with the fangs, though.

...When did I ever say that?! I just keep those books around because they make good reading. Silly, silly sexy Mannfred...

Hmmm, perhaps multiple visits to the dentist shall rid him of those terrible fears? Along with the curative powers of tobacco smoke!

Juuuust making sure.
*releases fun*

Dentistry can indeed solve many things. Especially when aided by tobacco.

Silly crazy sexy Mannfred... you’ve almost killed Fun and took away all the butt plays just because of your zealousness! :V

Yup, especially when the man is a Frenchman who has a crippling fear of vampires!

I will do many things for the preservation of liberty. Besides, the moon gods can revive fun after they’re done fixing the word. It’s not a permanent issue.

See, now this is the weird part.

How about Neko Liberties? They need protecting and loving too!

True, tis a bit weird...

But oh well, have a goodnight manny.

Liberty is for all, not just humans.

Night. :)