Xicree

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  d.fish

• Feb 18, 2019

Me: "You're such a spaz, lolicon."
Xicree: "That's Doctor Lolicon to you!"

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  d.fish

• Feb 18, 2019

Me: "Senpai is just weeb way of saying daddy."
Xicree: "Choke me harder, senpai."

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  d.fish

• Feb 17, 2019

Xicree: Ochinchin daisuki desu~

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  d.fish

• Feb 17, 2019

Xicree: Hai dozo.
Xicree: MOM! I know Japanese!

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  d.fish

• Feb 16, 2019

*extorts xicree for ideas*

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  d.fish

• Feb 16, 2019

Xicree: o
Xicree: w
Xicree: o
Xicree: what's
Xicree: this
Xicree: ?

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  d.fish

• Feb 14, 2019

Me: Sh!
Xi: It!
Me: Po!
Xi: St!

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  d.fish

• Feb 13, 2019

Me: *Thinks Xicree is a HORRID WAR MANIAC!*
Xicree: *Thinks the previous conversation was excellent communication!*

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  d.fish

• Feb 12, 2019

Me: "This Xicree right over here, Mister Police Man!"

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  d.fish

• Feb 11, 2019

Me: *Referencing Fujiwara Chika and Kaname Madoka* "Pink hair girls in anime are usually best girls."
Xicree: "Yeah, just look at Astolfo."

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  d.fish

• Feb 10, 2019

Best: Two lolis... holding hands...

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  d.fish

• Feb 9, 2019

Truth: Loli yuri really is the best.

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  d.fish

• Feb 7, 2019

Xicree: "/u/w/u/ *giggles*"
Xicree: "OwO!!!"
Xicree: "*pulls out a bulging veiny meat scepter*

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  d.fish

• Feb 6, 2019

Xicree: "Apparently, elephant penises are prehensile, so they can maneuver them like their trunks."
Me: "Wait, you can't do that too?"
Xicree:

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  d.fish

• Feb 6, 2019

Xicree: "I have good taste."
Also Xicree: *Bastion 1-trick*

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  d.fish

• Feb 5, 2019

*lolis exist*
Xicree: *pulls out meat scepter*

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  d.fish

• Feb 5, 2019

Me: "People who play roadhog and act like they're actually tanking are just the worst."
Xicree: *looks away nervously*

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  d.fish

• Feb 2, 2019

Xicree: "What if my dad is also my father-in-law?"

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  d.fish

• Feb 1, 2019

Me: [Pun.]
Xicree: [Shitpost.]

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  d.fish

• Feb 1, 2019

Me: "Xicree."
Xicree: "Xicree was my slave name. Call me by my true name, SIR MUHDIK CUMSALOT!!!"
Me: "You're SIR MUHDIK CUMSALOT?!"

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  d.fish

• Feb 1, 2019

1960: "In the future we'll have flying cars."
2020: Xicree: "I want to look at cartoon little girls."

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  d.fish

• Jan 31, 2019

Xicree: *strokes meat pillar*

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  d.fish

• Jan 31, 2019

Xicree: "Let's fight!"
Shaggy: "Forgive me, Scoob... I gotta, like, go all out, man."
Scooby: "Gulp!"
Me: "Gulp!!"

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  d.fish

• Jan 31, 2019

Xicree: *resurrects*
Xicree: *dies again*

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  d.fish

• Jan 30, 2019

Xicree: *dies*

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  d.fish

• Jan 28, 2019

A Loli: "H-henlo thar."
Xicree: "..."
A Shota: "H-henlo thar."
Xicree: *Pulls out meat scepter.*

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  d.fish

• Jan 26, 2019

Xicree: "Why do I have to care about people who get more sex than me?"
Me: "Respecting everyone is common courtesy, you know?"

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  d.fish

• Jan 25, 2019

Xicree: "Oops! I accidentally dropped my monster update that is for my magnum quest!"

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  d.fish

• Jan 25, 2019

Xicree: S U C C C C C C C C lolis

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  d.fish

• Jan 22, 2019

Xicree: "I'm gonna say the N word. Here goes. Ningen."
Me: "Hey! Only us humans can use that word!"