If you're still looking for work, hellgods, I have an opportunity. After our Worshipful Master was eaten by Gurgal the Unclean Devourer, the rest of the acolytes and I at the Ancient Ebon Mystic Order of Midnight are looking for a new deity to worship and sacrifice to. If you're interested, just PM me your resume and a work sample of atrocities committed.
Is it true?