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Darik29

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I'm finally out of my job. Yeah. Fun times ahead. Aug 6, 2017

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1. d.fish
  i ate cooki today
  
  Apr 5, 2019
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2. TMTMTM
  Are you ever gonna make a snippet thread for your assorted stuff?
  
  Apr 9, 2018
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  2. Darik29
    I’m actually a writer now... huh.
    
    Gimme a bit.
    
    Apr 9, 2018
    
    24caratcoal, Ddmkm122 and TMTMTM like this.
3. CptTagon
  I was surprised to see you like that RWBY snippet yesterday. Didn't think you were interested in non-Worm stuff.
  
  Dec 20, 2017
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  2. Darik29
    I do like stuff other than Worm. I’m also still slightly Obsessed with worm. Doesn’t mean I won’t read quality when I see it.
    
    Dec 20, 2017
    
    Ddmkm122 and CptTagon like this.
4. Snakers
  https://myanimelist.net/manga/3033/Aiki
  Is this the one you were looking for?
  
  Aug 6, 2017
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  2. Darik29
    Success! Thank you majorly. Now, to reread!
    
    Aug 6, 2017
5. Darik29
  I'm finally out of my job. Yeah. Fun times ahead.
  
  Aug 6, 2017
6. d.fish
  I ate some cookies today, but they were the store bought ones that were very stale and dry. 0/10 will not cookie again for at least another month.
  
  Jan 13, 2017
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  3. d.fish
    Will you make me cookies?
    
    Jan 13, 2017
    
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  4. Valette-Serafina
    No. They are all mine. You cannot have any of my cookies.
    
    Jan 13, 2017
    
    d.fish, Darik29 and 1986ctcel like this.
  5. d.fish
    Awww.
    
    Jan 13, 2017
    
    Valette-Serafina and Darik29 like this.
7. d.fish
  Mmmm a cookie! Time to take a bite! Bone appletini~!
  
  Dec 3, 2016
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8. d.fish
  Some days, I think your avatars have been one of the causes of me bingeing cookies.
  
  Jul 19, 2016
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  3. d.fish
    Tha'ts not halping!
    
    Jul 19, 2016
    
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  4. Darik29
    Cookies Always Halp! It's there Purpose!
    
    Jul 19, 2016
    
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  5. d.fish
    Their purpose to make me gain weight...
    
    Jul 19, 2016
    
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9. d.fish
  Cooooooooooookie crisp!
  
  Jun 30, 2016
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  2. Darik29
    Yeeeeeeeeeeessssssssss!!!
    
    The Cookie compels you! It sings to you!
    
    Devour them! Devour them all!
    
    Jun 30, 2016
    
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  3. d.fish
    nomnomnom
    
    Jun 30, 2016
    
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10. doomlord9
  Sent you a PM a couple days ago about an idea, not sure if you noticed it.
  
  May 15, 2016
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  3. doomlord9
    Sent the full idea and.....yeah, you're gonna want to read it.
    
    May 16, 2016
  4. doomlord9
    *waits a week and then pokes you again*
    
    You're really bad with checking your PM's, aren't you? :P
    
    May 25, 2016
    
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  5. Darik29
    I saw the ideqx thought i replied, my bad.
    
    Got to be at work in 15 minutes, but i promise i will come back to talk to you today.
    
    May 25, 2016
11. GiftofLove
  I am adding one or more of your stories to the Story Only NSFW Worm Idea Thread.
  
  Currently, your story post exists as a quote leading back to the original post. If you would like to post it yourself you're welcome to. Or if you'd rather your work not be included, let me know and I will remove it.
  
  May 6, 2016
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12. d.fish
  *om nom nom*
  
  Apr 3, 2016
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13. d.fish
  *bite*
  
  Apr 2, 2016
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  3. d.fish
    cookies are for biting
    
    Apr 2, 2016
    
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  4. Darik29
    This is true!
    
    Apr 2, 2016
    
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  5. a2znut
    Ruby and cookies... It twas a forgone conclusion.
    
    Apr 3, 2016
    
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14. CptTagon
  Started work on "Aisha's Sticky Adventure." And after that, who knows? Maybe I'll take another look at "Lisa Wilbourn in the Lair of the Spider Queen."
  
  Mar 13, 2016
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  3. Darik29
    And where is Brian while his adorable baby sister is busy getting busy?
    
    The social worker making a surprise visit, causes Brian to meet her while just out of the shower? Or maybe not...
    
    Also, I'm genuinely hoping this all is happening at the Dockworker association area. Pretty Please?
    
    Mar 17, 2016
    
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  4. CptTagon
    Well, I won't give out too many spoilers, but they are servicing the dockworkers, and Amelia will try to taunt Taylor, saying maybe she's sucking her dad's cock right now, only for it to fail when Taylor draws back to reveal a hispanic cock.
    
    Mar 17, 2016
    
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  5. Darik29
    Is it wrong that the more evil she tries to be, the more adorable I find Amelia?
    
    I mean, she's genuinely unwell and suffering from both brain damage and a personality disorder, and I really think she should get some help, but her current state is just completely adorable in how she acts.
    
    Mar 17, 2016
    
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15. d.fish
  I hate you so much, you slut. Now I'm going to go buy some cookies.
  
  Feb 11, 2016
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  2. Darik29
    Ahn~
    
    There selling Girl Scout Cookies again now, you know~
    
    Why not go... Have a bite?
    
    Feb 11, 2016
    
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  3. d.fish
    No, because they are made with evil.
    
    You bitch, I'm gonna go eat some fresh cookies, because of you.
    
    Feb 11, 2016
    
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16. Vanathor
  Cookie!
  
  Dec 7, 2015
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  2. Darik29
    Mmmm yes~?
    
    Dec 7, 2015
17. GLH
  Looking over your profile and the comments in it, I just can't help but think "And that's when the clown car full of gimps showed up~" is something I should expect to see be posted.
  
  Dec 6, 2015
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18. Darik29
  Assassin Creed Syndicate has abducted meeeeee...!
  
  Oct 26, 2015
19. d.fish
  You dirty slut of a cookie.
  
  Oct 22, 2015
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  2. Darik29
    Hey now~!
    
    I wash myself every day, ya hear~
    
    Don't be mean~!
    
    Or is that Jealosuy~?
    
    Oct 22, 2015
20. d.fish
  You slut. You got me to go to a supermarket to buy cookies, only to see shitty Chips-Ahoy cookies. So I had to bake some for myself, but then I found out I didn't have an oven at this manor. You fucking, delicious slut.
  
  Oct 22, 2015
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  2. Darik29
    Nya ha ha ha ha!
    
    Oct 22, 2015
    
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  3. Plotvitalnpc
    Where does that come from? It doesn't sound like something spontaneous.
    
    Oct 22, 2015
    
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21. d.fish
  *head-pats*
  
  Oct 20, 2015
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22. d.fish
  Coooooooooookie crisp
  
  Oct 7, 2015
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  2. Darik29
    I still don't know how to get Verified Delishish as part of my tag. Do you know?
    
    Oct 7, 2015
  3. Mu-Sensei
    Click on your name, edit the line titled "Custom Title:", save, and presto!
    
    Oct 7, 2015
23. Darik29
  Nah, is cool. We managed to hit 200 votes afore Crossy locked it. His tears, they are Delicious, yes.
  
  May 12, 2015
24. Darik29
  So hey. Crossycross made a challenge. If a hundred people vote Persist in his RWBY quest over on SB, best option happens. Anyone up for it?
  
  May 12, 2015
  2. Valette-Serafina
    But that'd involve posting on spacebattles.
    It'd make me feel dirty.
    
    May 12, 2015
25. Darik29
  Currently pumping iron to lose weight after surgery:
  
  Apr 16, 2015
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  3. a2znut
    *to be loosing
    
    Apr 16, 2015
  4. Darik29
    Ah, I seem to have failed utterly at speech.
    
    Currently, I am doing All the cardio, with variations every day to get my waist down. I've recently finally gotten my waist below 40 inches for the first time in over a year.
    
    I am a happy camper, yes.
    
    Apr 16, 2015
    
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  5. a2znut
    Ah, cardio exercises. But yeah, when I saw pumping iron, I thought weight lifting. XP
    
    Apr 16, 2015
26. Darik29
  I'm Alive! Apparently my Appendix was in a weird location, and the docs had to hunt for it.
  
  Jan 19, 2015
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  3. Darik29
    Apparently, my appendix was not where they expected it to be, so they had to hunt for it for something like 10-15 minutes. Right now, it's my first day out of the hospital. Aside from having issues standing, walking, or getting out of my bed, I feel pretty good!
    
    Admittedly, I appear to currently have some insomnia, but eh.
    
    Jan 20, 2015
  4. Chibi-Reaper
    Things you don't want to hear from your doctor: "We had to keep you under for longer than expected, because the bit we were looking for wasn't where it was supposed to be."
    
    Everything seems to have turned out all right, though? Hope recovery goes well!
    
    Jan 20, 2015
  5. pepperjack
    Yay, survival!
    
    Jan 21, 2015
27. Darik29
  Going into surgery in a few hours for appendicitis. Wish me luck!
  
  Jan 18, 2015
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  2. Adyen
    Good luck! (Wait... it's already been a few hours!)
    
    Jan 19, 2015
  3. pepperjack
    A belated good luck from me as well. Here's hoping you'll feel much better afterwards.
    
    Jan 19, 2015
  4. Grosstoad
    Good luck.
    
    Jan 19, 2015
28. Plotvitalnpc
  Thank you for the likes!
  They were delicious baked into cookies.
  
  Dec 2, 2014
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29. Darik29
  Hey, it lives. Nifty! Now to get the blasted Avatar up and running....
  
  Nov 27, 2014
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