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reincarnation, and only naturally reappear in the worst off race (Humans and Torches respectively), but are desired by all of the stronger sorts. The main difference is that Sacred Gears were made by god, and Treasure Tools can be crafted whenever a human/torch and a Crimson Denizen come together with the exact same core motivation, to enable that motivation.

Such as when a torch and a denizen created a source of infinite power (of existence) such that both of them could live and be together forever, as a result of their great love for one-another.

Ah, I'm not the only one who saw the resemblance.

I didn't know what it was even about until just now.

Oh.

One of the heroines has a headcat.

The origins of my headcatting are a piece of Toaru fanart and the fantasy segments of Acchi Kocchi, where Tsumiki gets about two times smoller, puts on cat pajamas, and rides on Io's head.

But can punch down castle walls.

*rub*

*launches the great cat escape*

*tugs*

*headcats the non-drow drider*

The day will come where your service will be needed again plot.

o7

But is it kinky enough?

Neva enuf kink

plot or "PLOT"?

If it was "PLOT", then it wouln't be head pet, but heavypetting instead...

I got the reference, but I felt a questioning nyaa was the correct answer.

*puts pvnpc in a box with one or zero headpat*

*headpats the box*

Nyaaaa

Nyan indeed. Nyan indeed.

Reminds me of an old IRC quote. Ahh, here it is.

<chibispace> eyes Aleph
<Aleph> noses chibispace
<chibispace> ears Aleph
<Aleph> fingers chibispace
<Aleph> ...
<Aleph> Wait, shit.
<Aleph> That came out wrong.
<Aleph> Um.
<Aleph> Can I take that back?
<Aleph> ^_^'

I'm only going to start cuza u

It goes on to note that while he was originally a satirist mocking a noted fantasy author for treating strengths as situational and possible to screw up, but flaws as always cutting with full force, as his mental state deteriorated he began writing such heroes into his own books.

Tl:Dr - My sleepy brain came up with a satirical writer who mocked the idea that the balance to a person's abilities should be complete unmitigatable cruel fates, and that that was what made a hero...so hard that he came to believe it himself.

Your sleepy brain comes up with quite interesting things.

The magic of species that breed true...no matter what they fuck. The children aren't even hybrids, just...boys = orcs, girls = bune

Perhaps the only explicable form of the 'really fucking ugly monstrous guys, hot females' species thing: their status as a 'species' is purely cultural pragmatism, since they don't have to go a 'rapin that way.

Now I am imagining Orcs fleeing from bunny girls screaming for their chastity.... Thanks GATE for the amazon warrior bunnehs.

*twitches skritched ears*

But wai? Already have twitching cat ears.

DOUBLE

That's what the NPC's headcat is for, no?

"And then aliens invaded."

"Timeline splits. One world gets magic. Eventually magic comes to our reality from that world and kills the fuck out of people, and then the plan to save people kills the fuck out of people, and robots invade, and robots who think people are still here try to fight the robots, but they were made by the robots." and it just gets weirder between those bulletpoints.

More like: a guy and his dragon lover enter what is basically our world while fighting an eldritch abomination in a rhythm game, the eldritch creature dies and its corpse releases a virus.

Nyaaaa
Catbath

The issue is that the future can be changed, but the future precognitive people see never changes. They don't even see different futures: they all view one timeline that was averted centuries ago by the actions of their antecedents.

I assume you meant power, not oiwer. But yeah, that does sound like a shit power.

Nyaaaa~

...who's population is almost entirely within the region where fountains of youth can be found, dominating it utterly. They abuse the restorative waters not only to maintain their primes permanently, but to push the land and it's inhabitants far beyond their natural carrying capacity.

'Orcs' are just 'goblins' influenced by something that makes them swole while they mature.

ETC

Alternatively, leave in most of the racial distinctions in capacity, but keep elven immortality as a result not of their biology, but of the fact that they're monopolizing a natural resource which can restore anything to a more hale and hearty state.

Nyaaaaa
Ears are for scratch, not tug!

*lick*

That's way too cheesy.

Which fits, given we're talking about the 4kids dub here.

I should think it fits any version of One Piece. That series lives and breathes cheesyness. It thrives in it, and holds its head high.

And the supermutant, also rad immune, is like "Nah man, this is your destiny. I'm not interfering."

And the continuation is locked behind a DLC Paywall.

And even though you can send your rad immune friends with it...THEY DIE ANYWAYS.

*doesn't know how to headcat this avatar, just gets petted*

It could just as easily be a group of disgruntled lava elementals.

The basic idea of hell in this setting is that it's deep, full of lava, kinda unpleasant, and home to some people with very negative stereotypes targeted at them

" Isn't the basic idea of hell that it's a place where evil is sealed, though?" Not really? I mean its a common theme but not central.

...Those things are always way too hesitant to kill their protagonists and have them try out different origins/player characters they introduced. The consequences of death are already mostly written out.

>"Bloodborne: GOTY Edition"
>Balanced

HA! No, cue it even being more lop-sided as the Old Ones flip their shit that a human figure their entire ploy. Meanwhile, the Hunter is reacting to the news of "Your reality is but a plaything and entertainment to beings beyond your comprehension" with a dull, "Honestly, I'm not even phased here."

GOTY edition is fanfic slang for 'after their death, they learn their life is a videogame'
The bloodborne element is just there being a 'the x's dream'

It's a reference to a wikipedia 'game' where you click the first link on every page in sequence until you end up on philosophy or in an unrelated infinite loop.
What that doesn't consider is that shortly after philosophy, you get into an infinite loop of knowledge, facts, and experience.

God damn it I had a huge comment but had accidentally hit report instead of post!

Also, lots of other things flow into that same loop.