a girl's dantian isn't something any boy can casually touch
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unlock hypnosis, time stop, tentacle, mind reading, shibari eyes, blackmail...
"我不是蘿莉控，我不是蘿莉控" said Biigoh
wtf why is a grilled cheese 46 rmb
If you lose a testicle, you become Santa Claus, because 废掉了一颗蛋，就变成了剩蛋老人（圣诞老人）
this pun is pretty good
in the geneseed mod for Rimworld, you can eat Astarte Custodes meat
"欲哭无泪" sounds so much better in Chinese than the English "want to cry but had no tears"
你的就是我的，我的也是我的
I don't understand that ritual of serving tea to the parents the day after the weddingHi i am new here, i have a problem which is that some links aren't working when i click on them they say i dont have premission to see them and that my account needs to be verified, can you please help me
they should make like, you know one of those base building or colony sim kinda game, but a cultivation or martial arts sect, you know what I mean? Not that rimworld not-knock off kinda of lame game, but you know what I mean, like the fallout shelter kind, but less of that esoteric taoism or whatever and more interpersonal interactions like preggo and childraising, maybe vassal sects or guilds
If you think about it, those "I, your father,..." type Chinese taunts are actually very sophisticated despite being crude and rude, because it's implying "I fucked your mother" and at the same time "You must respect me as your elder"
Had this weird dream of isekai into like, gestalt prehistoric anime Japan, and then like, as a normie loser mook dumbass, found out like, there's demons and gods and shit, and I'm like, oh shit Imadie I guess, gave up and fucked around, accidentally found faith and fear and stuff all work, so used the "Hyaku Monogatari" idea to create yokai, hatred to curses, tried apotheosis, etc. etc. hm, hm, and it's like hm hm
The battle that made him from just "Pikachu" into "Pi-God" is probably early in the franchise, when there was a sense of growth and competition, and probability of loss, when Pikachu battled against Dragonite in the Orange League finals. Looking back, that was surprisingly well done and exciting for a mere combat show, especially for that era.
ancient chinese idiom say 心中无女人，拔刀自然神 or as it can be translated, as long as there is no lust for girls within the heart, pulling out penis is divine stroke speed
ancient idiom say 狸猫的嘴，骗人的鬼Hi, I just joined after my friend invited me, and I waited a while for the verification email to be sent to me. But it never arrived. After reading though some of the other post, I need to say something in the introduction forum but I can't post anything. You're the first moderator I found that seems to be online so I was wondering if you can verify me… please and thank you
卡拉米 is chinese for mooks
Those who NTR others will eventually be NTRed themselves.
"Monkey Steals Peaches" is a martial art move where you take a swipe at the crotch, and it should fall under the set of martial art skills called "Claws of Severing Child and Grandchild"
Not realizing you stayed up too late because of insomnia is sometimes referred to as cultivating immortality
Hello tired staff member. I have a request if you don't mind I'm trying to change my username and not having much luck figuring out how. So if you will be so kind as to help me I will be grateful.
山重水复疑无路 柳暗花明又一村 is an interesting set of lines, which is sadly used in the modern era most often by guys to their girlfriends when they are on their period
It still feels like there's no real translation for bishojo, or you know, 美少女, or whatever, like, there kinda is, but it's not really, you know what I mean
That "I have many clones" type genre, you know, like isekai into One Piece, get clone system, 300 chapters later three admirals, four yonko, seven shichibukai, etc. are all MC's "clones" thing? That feels incorrectly labeled. Feels like it should just be called "I have many bot accounts" or something
[Father pulls out his belt, tests it with a few whipping motions, ready to give you a 'complete childhood'.]
Bankai Noble Phantasm: Rasengan Haki!
"The chick in the nest, along with its two unhatched companions, were severely kicked."
feels like people get mad at combatants in fighting stories "testing" each other, that seem like they're doing it for the sake of testing, and it looks like they're holding back their ults or whatever, but you know, the better stories, movies, w/e are tell a story with action, and you know, it's like, even without story, "testing" in fight has whether or not enemy can escape, none of this stupid tournament shit
"Your mother is home alone? Here's a Pikachu, go become a Pokemon Master!" -
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