Zam138

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  d.fish

• Nov 13, 2024

You know, it's like, I was just window shopping in Beijing the other day and noticed one of the labels of the YSL's men's perfumes is called "Opium"

it's like I don't know what to say
europeans selling opium in china lmao

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  d.fish

• Nov 12, 2024

In the beginning, there where 6 zingularities, 6 zams, the powerzam, the soulzam, the mindzam, the spacezam, the timezam, and the realzam, if you gather all 6 zams, you cam summon captain zammet to save the planet

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  d.fish

• Nov 12, 2024

dear zamta claus,

I'd like a brand new zam for this christzam, thanks

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  d.fish

• Nov 12, 2024

holy shit it's almost christmas

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  Martian_Tech_Adept

• Nov 12, 2024

Cats or dogs?

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  d.fish

• Nov 10, 2024

a demur and coy zam

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  d.fish

• Nov 8, 2024

You're never gonna be as cute as my zammy

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  d.fish

• Nov 7, 2024

Someone told me that the only reason why there's conflict in the harem is that the harem hasn't been fucked hard enough, I'm not sure about this theory, test it out for me, zammy

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  d.fish

• Nov 6, 2024

It time to practice tea art, zammy

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  d.fish

• Nov 6, 2024

Hehe cute little zammas

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  d.fish

• Nov 5, 2024

Someone who is fake and manipulative and acts innocent and meek is "green tea", so a giga-green tea bitch is more politely referred to as a "top tea art master"

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  d.fish

• Nov 5, 2024

It's so strange that there's so many fanfics about being reborn as a dragon and an almost-D&D setting, but they never really use "faerun", like the modern version seems so boring for fan writers, but there's always a Menzoberranzan, even if there isn't any other part of that same setting in the story

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  d.fish

• Nov 4, 2024

Why is it only "mother daughter bowl" and "sister flowers" instead of "father son bowl" and "brother flowers"?

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  d.fish

• Nov 4, 2024

There was this one line from this idiot who tried to start an affair in a stupid way, "Sister-in-law, please open the door, I'm my brother!"

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  d.fish

• Nov 4, 2024

If you get bitten by a radioactive spider, you become a spiderperson, so if you get bitten by a radioactive god, you become godperson, right, then if you get bitten by a radioactive godperson, you become a godpersonperson, right

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  d.fish

• Nov 4, 2024

It puzzles me that Zod's so stubborn about converting Earth, when there's a perfectly empty Mars right next door, like you see how fierce the opposition is, and you're not gonna get that codex from that farmboy if you keep pushing, why not take a step back, lay a trap, take your time with things? It's not like making kryptonians happens in an instant anyway

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  d.fish

• Nov 4, 2024

marry zammas

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  d.fish

• Nov 3, 2024

zizter zam

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  d.fish

• Nov 2, 2024

webi wabo

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  d.fish

• Nov 2, 2024

啧啧啧

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  d.fish

• Nov 2, 2024

a Zam: "After such an inspirational scene, I felt like my heart was on fire! Then after I did two push-ups, I woke up."

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  d.fish

• Nov 2, 2024

a good zam should be doted and spoiled

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  d.fish

• Nov 2, 2024

Language teacher: Why didn't you show the details?
Math teacher: Why didn't you show the process?
Biology teacher: Why didn't you show the steps?

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  d.fish

• Nov 1, 2024

If Zams were effective, then why would we need the police?

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  d.fish

• Oct 30, 2024

Judge: did you intentionally not clean the intestines?
Contestant: I think it's necessary to retain some of the original flavor of the shit in the pig intestines, so I intentionally left some flavor
Judge: ... I ain't gonna eat that
Contestant: you just activated my trap card, if you don't eat it then you can't eliminate me, if you eat it then you fell deeper into my trap

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  d.fish

• Oct 30, 2024

Suddenly, thirty zams appear!

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  d.fish

• Oct 30, 2024

"She's on a crusade and she just captured Jerusalem" is a pretty great line

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  d.fish

• Oct 29, 2024

Zam proposes, procrastination disposes

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  d.fish

• Oct 28, 2024

zams for the zam god, lazy for the lazy throne

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  d.fish

• Oct 26, 2024

it's weird that some osmanthus rice wine are 0.5VOL and some are 6.0VOL like, I guess that's rice wine for you...