Biigoh

Bii.

Recently read this Pokemon SI where the SI is the nephew of Sakaki (Giovanni), and the setting is where "connected families and the super rich are draining the world's resources and oppressing the poor with ultra massive wealth disparities" or basically China, and the SI thinks that Team Rocket are good guys because they're trying to overthrow this system.

Also why didn't they just Edo Tensei Chiyo and make her resurrect everyone since she'd get unlimited lives to use her resurrection healing shit

"Import" and "Into the Mouth" are both written as "进口", so "进口糖" can literally mean "Imported Sugar" or it could be a pun for "Mouth-to-Mouth feeding a piece of candy".

tsukuyomi but its just 72 hours of cbt

peepee

touching fish, salted fish, fishing ... all mean to be lazy and do as little anything as possible

Biigoh is actually a Chopper.

Peach Sakura Pizza exists! It's out there! It's as real as the One Piece!!

Original Jeanne, Black Jeanne, Loli Jeanne, Lily Jeanne, Red Jeanne, Blue Jeanne, White Jeanne... Mine, all mine!!!

Ereshkigarin > EXTRinA > Kaleido Rinuby > Ishtarin > TOHSAKA

一点点 and 亿点点 are homophones but one means a little and the other means a hundred million points.

I wish I could be reborn as a tenryubito with some ridiculously op cheats

Ereshkigarin > Ishtarin

My Saber Biigoh is weaker than her Archer Biigoh... why?

For some reason, "Behemoth" translates to "比蒙", and then translates back to "Beamon"...???

I mean it kind of makes sense in that "対魔忍" translates to "Demon-Fighting Ninja"...

"I'm not a lolicon!"

"I'm not a lolicon!"

"I'm Lolicon!"

Why didn't Kabuto just resurrect Shisui and mind control everynyan?

Earth Tet is where everyone is a tanuki; here humans are mythical creatures that don't exist outside of lazy monkeys flipping trash lids.

Apparently the reason Chinese web novels label America as "Lighthouse Country" (aside from dodging censorship) is to mock America, it's referring to that poem about America, 'You are the light of the world...' and those other references to 'beacons' and 'city on a hill', like '... we're the brightest beacon for freedom and opportunity in the world. And no one will keep that light from shining.'

I like how no one calls it "Detective Conan" or "Case Closed" here, but "Schoolboy of Death"

So there's a Pokemon character in Gold/Silver named Earl Dervish (Giovanni in the Japanese lmao), whose Chinese name is "初始", which means "beginning" or "initial", so those MTL Pokemon stories keep saying "Earl Dervish Pokemon" when they're supposed to be trying to say "Starter Pokemon" because no one fixed this error in the MTL's word bank.

Mei and Touko are cuter than Hilda and Rosa

lazy day lazy day lazy day lazy day lazy day

Queen Bii.

I don't feel so bad about Fakku buying the rights to all those doujins... in their English version only... since I can just read the Chinese version that gets posted everywhere. But it's a little weird that this can happen in the first place.

All successful villains wear glasses. This is why Aizen lost. He took off his glasses and put on hairspray.

Are you family with Mamizou?
Tanuki-sama

i dun wan a do anythin