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Advent of the God-Harem King [Highschool DxD/Exalted] (CLOSED)

Discussion in 'Questing' started by Alexander, Feb 5, 2015.

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  1. steelers1677

    steelers1677 Your first time is always over so quickly, isn't it?

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    Hello, this is my first quest and I spent my last few days reading the story so far and I love it!!
     
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  2. Blight Gecko

    Blight Gecko Not too sore, are you?

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    Hello, new quester! Right now, Alex is working on the next chapter, but will be the Excalibur arc soon!
     
  3. jake jack

    jake jack I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    How powerful is Kokabiel
     
  4. Blight Gecko

    Blight Gecko Not too sore, are you?

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    He is fallen angel with five pairs of wings that can deflect attacks from Kiba's swords, he can tank boosted Rias and Akeno and return their fire power with interest, and he did not even break a sweat until Vali, one of the most overpowered characters in the series, came and saved everyone's asses. He is fast enough to defeat Kiba, Xenovia, and Koneko simultaneously with his wings and BFS made of light.

    The thing about Kokabiel is that he has a ton of power, but he is too bloodthirsty to end a fight quick enough and too arrogant to think that anything can hurt him. We could probably convince him to let us get many boosts before we attack him for real, but we'd need to annihilate him before his counterattack or people might die.
     
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  5. Stroth

    Stroth Definitely not an AI

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    That probably puts him at essence 6 by the way, since from what happened with Mittelt it seems like angels of whatever type have one pair for each dot of essence above 1. Anything above essence 5 is usually considered beyond what anyone other than a powerful Exalt or a Celestial God can handle. Issei, at essence 4, only barely qualifies as a powerful exalt and would probably get his ass beat if it wasn't for Boosted Gear and the fact that Exalts are an out of context problem for DxD characters. It's gonna be a very tricky fight if we can't figure out a way to cheese him.

    My personally preferred strategy, though I know Alexander would never let us get away with it, would be to just get Suika involved in the fight. Kokopuffs is strong as hell, but Suika is one of the Four Devas of the Mountain and counts as a Hyakki Yagyō all by herself. She would utterly wreck his shit.
     
  6. kinglugia

    kinglugia A Randy Avian

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    Suika is an Oni, and likes fights. Kokabiel wants a good fight. Therefore, it should work if we introduce the two to each other because Issei probably likes talking things out, iirc.
     
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  7. Extras: Bloodshifter's Omake
    Bloodshifter

    Bloodshifter The Bio-Armor Lover

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    A few weeks later at Oppai Mansion Issei's House, an bloodied and quarter drunk Suika walks in, ingoring the fact seals come alive around her reinforcing the house from an Sober Oni's rage and she calls out smashing open Issei's room door, "Mittelt sweetie I want you to meet your GrandFather-in-law! Stop hiding with your fiancee unless your making me Great Grandchildren! Then I'll wait."

    Mittelt stumbles out of hiding her wings hiding her nakedness, "Grandma! I told you don't just barge in when we left the sig- wait what? Seriously you found someone that doesn't want to run away screaming?" Mittelt has to quickly move out of the way as Suika tries to bring the full might of Issei's bed down on her daughter, revealing an half dressed Issei, who praises the Unconquered Sun that his speed disrobing works in reverse.

    "Ya! Ungrateful brat, I'm not that bad!" Huffing as she wields the bed like an massive club Suika continues, "Lover boy here introduced me to one of his buddies it was an rocky start."

    Issei remembers that Kokabiel tried killing Suika and him with an near endless rain of Light Spears, only being spared because the Oni had burped in their general direction. He tried to not recall that he was saved by what was essentially gas. The Fallen Leader began to Monologue when Suika brought out her club and tried smashing the Fallen Angel, the two began fighting at speeds Issei barely followed the surrounding landscape and school was completely flatten by the end of the 3 hour romp.

    "Wait Kokabiel? Yo-" Mittelt dives as Issei's bed turns it revenge on her less then gentle treatment of its springs on an nightly basis and daily... and well it didn't like what they did whenever they did it.

    "Yup best goddamn fights since your Grandfather, we started dating after I won the last one." She practically preens.

    "This has nothing to do with Asia seeing you and a dazed Kokabiel entering your rooms a week ago? Only to emerge 3 days later?" Now Issei is forced to dodge as the bed tries to clip him.

    "Yes." The irate Oni says dropping the now ruined bed, "Now let's go meet him before he escapes his bonds. Again." Suika grabs Mittelt and begins dragging your lover off to her rooms. Your not entirely sure it was an good idea to pair the two battle crazed personalities together, but at least Suika's happy...

    You ignore Draig's cackling in you taking a pleasure that Kokabiel is likely never going to have his grand war or for that matter leave Suika's side. Really its not too hard and the smile is from the interrupted Sex! Really!
     
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  8. noahgab1133

    noahgab1133 Don't you trust me?

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    grandmother not mother but hilarious all the same XD
     
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  9. Stroth

    Stroth Definitely not an AI

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    And her husband is still alive so far as we know. Though he is a Fallen Angel, so he's probably not adverse to sharing.
     
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  10. Alexander

    Alexander That is not dead which can eternal lie

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    Welcome, welcome!! :D
    lol lol lol Take a +1 Xp Bloodshifter, you deserve it.

    This is the tally, in case you want to know what to expect next update:

    [X] Spending time with our harem
    -[X] It's been a while since we have spent time with our lovers - now that the Phenex issue is done with, we can have time to get to know our lovers better. After all, a successful Harem King should be able to successfully balance his private and work time, right? Especially when you're a Solar.
    --[X] Try to upgrade our relationship with the shinobi from employer to friend.
    ---[X] Do something nice for Eiko, she has done remarkably well despite the increase in headaches, and deserves a reward.
    [X] Sona's request
    -[X] We hired Ninja for situations like this. Have them investigate the girl causing the disturbances in the area.
    --[X] Buut, they don't know the area or what we're facing here... so go with them. Make it a training trip or a date.
    [X] Research
    -[X] The Evil Pieces are almost done and once our Manse is done we will have a workshop to experiment in so finish them off.
    -[X] Check Manse construction, if it's too slow, ask bright if there is any way to speed up the construction.
    [X] Organizing our territory
    -[X] Have Mittelt and Eiko to see to the local youkai community and if anything needs our immediate attention.
    -[X] Check with Rias and Sona to see if any Jurisdiction issues come up.
    [X] Training
    -[X] Finish the Training for Hypnotic Tongue Technique and Hastening Night's End
    -[X] Dexterity, Wits, Perception
    -[X] Specialty Boosted Gear 3 (Martial Arts)
    -[X] You can finish them while in your mind-scape, after all, Bright-sensei had some kind of magical Bullshit that allows her to increase the flow of time within, right?
    No. of Votes: 19
    Mu-Sensei
    Ben Bladesman
    Biofan09
    Blight Gecko
    Caoslegion
    Crazael
    cross_grave
    Darik29
    EternitynChaos
    Kerfirou
    Least Devotee
    megrisvernin
    noahgab1133
    overmind
    Prince Charon
    Slayer Anderson
    Sol Mark-1
    staplesdex2
    Undying Litch-King

    [X] Spending time with our harem
    -[X] It's been a while since we have spent time with our lovers - now that the Phenex issue is done with, we can have time to get to know our lovers better. After all, a successful Harem King should be able to successfully balance his private and work time, right? Especially when you're a Solar.
    [X] Sona's request
    -[X] We hired Ninja for situations like this. Have them investigate the girl causing the disturbances in the area.
    --[X] Their objective is to find a place for us to confront her. They are not to confront her if without us - emphasize that as Dragons, we tend to draw powers to us and talking with her is our responsibility.
    [X] Research
    -[X] The Evil Pieces are almost done and once our Manse is done we will have a workshop to experiment in so finish them off.
    -[X] Check Manse construction, if it's too slow, ask Rias for help. (she completely reformed Issei's home a single night)
    [X] Organizing our territory
    -[X] Have Mittelt and Eiko to see to the local youkai community and if anything needs our immediate attention.
    [X] Training
    -[X] Finish the Training for Hypnotic Tongue Technique and Hastening Night's End
    -[X] Dexterity, Wits, Perception
    -[X] You can finish them while in your mind-scape, after all, Bright-sensei had some kind of magical Bullshit that allows her to increase the flow of time within, right?
    No. of Votes: 5
    kinglugia
    ragoogar
    Stroth
    the DragonBard
    Walkir

    [X] Spending time with our harem
    -[X] It's been a while since we have spent time with our lovers - now that the Phenex issue is done with, we can have time to get to know our lovers better. After all, a successful Harem King should be able to successfully balance his private and work time, right? Especially when you're a Solar.
    --[X] Try to upgrade our relationship with the shinobi from employer to friend.
    [X] Sona's request
    -[X] We hired Ninja for situations like this. Have them investigate the girl causing the disturbances in the area.
    --[X] Their objective is to find a place for us to confront her. They are not to confront her if without us - emphasize that as Dragons, we tend to draw powers to us and talking with her is our responsibility.
    [X] Research
    -[X] The Evil Pieces are almost done and once our Manse is done we will have a workshop to experiment in so finish them off.
    -[X] Check Manse construction, if it's too slow, ask Rias for help. (she completely reformed Issei's home a single night)
    [X] Organizing our territory
    -[X] Have Mittelt and Eiko to see to the local youkai community and if anything needs our immediate attention.
    [X] Training
    -[X] Finish the Training for Hypnotic Tongue Technique and Hastening Night's End
    -[X] Dexterity
    -[X] Specialty Boosted Gear 3 (Martial Arts)

    -[X] You can finish them while in your mind-scape, after all, Bright-sensei had some kind of magical Bullshit that allows her to increase the flow of time within, right?
    [X] More Issei's Adventures. If Alex is interested.
    No. of Votes: 3
    Silent Dawn
    AZATHOTHoth
    Celestrail

    [x] Finish studying the Evil Pieces, Finally work on the transformation for Mil-tan
    [x] Investigate the Foreign Girl that has been harassing the shops and cafes
    [x] Introduce Homura and her Ninja's to Azazel if he's around.
    [x] Spend time on dates with girls
    [x] Send Eiko off to start solidifying your control of the youkai faction in your area?
    [x] Train
    No. of Votes: 2
    Lon
    Hanashinobi

    [X] organizing our territory
    -[X] get together with Mittelt and Eiko to see to the youkai in the area and if anything needs our immediate attention.
    [X] Sona's request
    -[X] we hired Ninja for situations like this have them investigate the girl causing the disturbances in the area.
    --[X] their objective is to find a place for us to confront her. they are not to confront her if without us emphasize that as Dragons we tend to draw powers to us and talking with her is our responsibility.
    [X] Research
    -[X] the Evil Pieces are almost done and once our Manse is done we will have a workshop to experiment in so finish them off.
    [X] Training
    -[X] finish the Training for Hypnotic Tongue Technique and Hastening Night's End
    -[X] once done train another round of Dragon Essence Domination
    --[X] knacks purchased Dragons Might -Four -4 health levels and Instincts of the Beast
    No. of Votes: 1
    soul ice

    [X] organizing our territory
    -[X] get together with Mittelt and Eiko to se to the youkai in the area and if anything needs our immediate attention.
    [X] Sona's request
    -[X] we hired Ninja for situations like this have them investigate the girl causing the disturbances in the area.
    --[X] their objective is to find a place for us to confront her. they are not to confront her if without us emphasize that as Dragons we tend to draw powers to us and talking with her is our responsibility.
    [X] Research
    -[X] the Evil Pieces are almost done and once our Manse is done we will have a workshop to experiment in so finish them off.
    [X] Training
    -[X] finish the Training for Hypnotic Tongue Technique and Hastening Night's End
    -[X] Buy strength, wits, intelligence to 4, preception to 3
    No. of Votes: 1
    burningclaw2

    [X] organizing our territory
    -[X] get together with Mittelt and Eiko to se to the youkai in the area and if anything needs our immediate attention.
    [X] Sona's request
    -[X] we hired Ninja for situations like this have them investigate the girl causing the disturbances in the area.
    --[X] their objective is to find a place for us to confront her. they are not to confront her if without us emphasize that as Dragons we tend to draw powers to us and talking with her is our responsibility.
    [X] Research
    -[X] the Evil Pieces are almost done and once our Manse is done we will have a workshop to experiment in so finish them off.
    -[X] Check Manse construction, if it's too slow, ask Rias for help. (she completely reformed Issei's home a single night)
    [X] Training
    -[X] finish the Training for Hypnotic Tongue Technique and Hastening Night's End
    -[X] Dexterity
    [X] More Issei's Adventures. If Alex is interested.
    No. of Votes: 1
    Fellgar

    [X] Spending time with our harem
    -[X] It's been a while since we have spent time with our lovers - now that the Phenex issue is done with, we can have time to get to know our lovers better. After all, a successful Harem King should be able to successfully balance his private and work time, right? Especially when you're a Solar.
    --[X] Try to upgrade our relationship with the shinobi from employer to friend.
    ---[X] Do something nice for Eiko, she has done remarkably well despite the increase in headaches, and deserves a reward.
    [X] Sona's request
    -[X] We hired Ninja for situations like this. Have them investigate the girl causing the disturbances in the area.
    --[X] Their objective is to find a place for us to confront her. They are not to confront her if without us - emphasize that as Dragons, we tend to draw powers to us and talking with her is our responsibility.
    [X] Research
    -[X] The Evil Pieces are almost done and once our Manse is done we will have a workshop to experiment in so finish them off.
    -[X] Check Manse construction, if it's too slow, ask bright if there is any way to speed up the construction.
    [X] Organizing our territory
    -[X] Have Mittelt and Eiko to see to the local youkai community and if anything needs our immediate attention.
    -[X] Check with Rias and Sona to see if any Jurisdiction issues come up.
    [X] Training
    -[X] Finish the Training for Hypnotic Tongue Technique and Hastening Night's End
    -[X] Dexterity, Wits, Perception
    -[X] Specialty Boosted Gear 3 (Martial Arts)
    -[X] You can finish them while in your mind-scape, after all, Bright-sensei had some kind of magical Bullshit that allows her to increase the flow of time within, right?
    No. of Votes: 1
    BlackTitanOdin

    Total No. of Voters: 33
     
  11. kinglugia

    kinglugia A Randy Avian

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    Finally!
     
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  12. Bloodshifter

    Bloodshifter The Bio-Armor Lover

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    Now corrected for posterity.
    Originally I planned to make it alot longer write the fight scene write why Suika isn't her usual level of drunk, Kokabiel's last thoughts as Asia made a sign of the cross as he entered Suika's room.

    But laziness.
     
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  13. BlackTitanOdin

    BlackTitanOdin I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    Changed to
    [X] Spending time with our harem
    -[X] It's been a while since we have spent time with our lovers - now that the Phenex issue is done with, we can have time to get to know our lovers better. After all, a successful Harem King should be able to successfully balance his private and work time, right? Especially when you're a Solar.
    --[X] Try to upgrade our relationship with the shinobi from employer to friend.
    ---[X] Do something nice for Eiko, she has done remarkably well despite the increase in headaches, and deserves a reward.
    [X] Sona's request
    -[X] We hired Ninja for situations like this. Have them investigate the girl causing the disturbances in the area.
    --[X] Buut, they don't know the area or what we're facing here... so go with them. Make it a training trip or a date.
    [X] Research
    -[X] The Evil Pieces are almost done and once our Manse is done we will have a workshop to experiment in so finish them off.
    -[X] Check Manse construction, if it's too slow, ask bright if there is any way to speed up the construction.
    [X] Organizing our territory
    -[X] Have Mittelt and Eiko to see to the local youkai community and if anything needs our immediate attention.
    -[X] Check with Rias and Sona to see if any Jurisdiction issues come up.
    [X] Training
    -[X] Finish the Training for Hypnotic Tongue Technique and Hastening Night's End
    -[X] Dexterity, Wits, Perception
    -[X] Specialty Boosted Gear 3 (Martial Arts)
    -[X] You can finish them while in your mind-scape, after all, Bright-sensei had some kind of magical Bullshit that allows her to increase the flow of time within, right?
     
  14. cross_grave

    cross_grave Belligerent Spitire

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    Bit late for that I think.
     
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  15. Alexander

    Alexander That is not dead which can eternal lie

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    Sorry guys, today I had a headache, and tomorrow gotta go somewhere. This mean one or two days of delay, not weeks so be at ease.
     
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  16. Bloodshifter

    Bloodshifter The Bio-Armor Lover

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    Alex seriously do what you have to and write when you can, no one will blame you and you can count on most of us being here when you get back.

    You aren't obligated to write for us, we'll wait as long as its needed and maybe write bad omakes about your quest.

    Really Really bad Omakes.
     
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  17. Blight Gecko

    Blight Gecko Not too sore, are you?

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    Get well soon, Alexander!
     
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  18. noahgab1133

    noahgab1133 Don't you trust me?

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    take your time alex
     
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  19. Threadmarks: Extra Arc II: Shinobi, Swords and a Visit to Hell (Part 19)
    Alexander

    Alexander That is not dead which can eternal lie

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    Night ends, and the rise of the Glorious Sun heralds a new day.

    In your case it’s done by a lone ray of light directly into your eyes. “Mhmhmh..” You grumble, one hand over your face to shield against the light. “Five more minutes..”

    Sadly, your hope to enjoy the warm of your bed a little more is promptly shattered by a harsh, unforgiving voice: {Stop wasting time and rise worm. Ignis Divine even granted you the honor of a fragment of his attention by telling you himself.}

    ‘The Unconquered Sun is back in Creation.’ You point out.

    {No matter where, if the Sun shines He is there. Except Malfeas, but that’s green.}

    Again, you have no idea what Bright is talking about. Grumbling some more unintelligible curses you disentangle from Yang’s strong hold, replacing yourself with a pillow, and go to do your usual morning ablutions.

    On your way down to the kitchen you see Suika sprawled against the couch, legs in the air and a trail of drool dripping down from her mouth as her hands move around, as if searching for something. With your foot you push her gourd closer to Suika, and are rewarded with the sight of the Oni grinning as she catches it and starts sleep-drinking.

    ‘Should I really do this?’

    [Oni partner. Oni. That’s all there is to it.]

    ‘Point taken.’

    With your conscience promptly satisfied your enter the kitchen, seeing Asia, Mittelt, Ruby, Rias and Eiko having breakfast. A quick exchange of pleasantries and you’re digging into the delicious food prepared by Eiko and Asia, as they kindly inform you.

    “What are your programs for today?” Rias asks you.

    “Actually, I plan to relax for the next few days. Or at least take things slower.” You put a hand under your chin. “The last days were so hectic, that I need a pause or I fear I will go crazy.”

    “Mh.” She hums before her face turns blank. “This, of course, excluding sudden and absolutely improbable incidents that will bring you to face people you would have otherwise never interacted with, which will then proceed to drag you into a nefarious plot to conquer Japan, destroy the world or ride a car with a Jolly Roger through the streets of Tokyo like modern pirates.”

    You, Mittelt, Ruby and Eiko look at Rias with equally blank expression. Asia just nods, as if accepting something completely natural. “That’s some imagination you have there Rias-sempai.” The gothic lolita holds out the pot. “More coffee?”

    “Nothing is impossible when Ise is involved and you know it Mittelt-kohai.” Even then she lets her pour more coffee into her cup.

    And that’s when Yang walks into the kitchen wearing only her birthday suit. “Is bacon what I smell?”

    “YANG!”

    Reality is reality, but since when your life resembles an harem comedy?

    ====

    [Are you sure you want to do this partner?]

    “I have to Ddraig. I ran away for too long. Dragons don’t run away, and neither do Solars. This is the only way!”

    [I would pray for your safety but there is no way that lazy Ophis would even give a damn. Good luck!]

    “I don’t know if that’s the proper way to talk about your race’s god, but thanks!” You shout as you resolutely step forward.

    But, just to be safe you also activate Lightning Sprinter. As precaution. Yeah. That.

    You ring the bell. [Hello. Who is it?] Asks a feminine voice from the intercom a few seconds later.

    “Hello Abe-sempai. It’s me, Hyodo Issei. Can I enter?” You reply in an amiable tone, hoping she’s not too mad at you for evading her for..Now that you actually think about it was just two weeks, maybe two and a half. Shit! How did your life changed so much in so little time?!

    [...] Abe-sempai doesn’t reply. Instead you hear the sound of someone running...and quickly approaching.

    The door slams open, a yellow blur jumping towards you. “YOU‒!”

    “I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry!” You try to defend yourself.

    “THANK YOU SO MUCH!” But instead of hitting Kiyome hugs you, showing your face into her bosom.

    “I’m..eh?” You take a few seconds to enjoy the feel of her breasts before asking. “For what?”

    “It’s Issei!” “Yup yup, it’s Issei-chi!” Two merry voices answer in her stead. Moving your head to get a better position you are rewarded with a sight you were not expecting. “Mii-chan? Kii-chan?”

    [​IMG]

    Indeed: clad in their customary yukata the two Bakeneko twins you met at Bakenekoya stand side by side prim and proper, but even then you can see their lips curved into a smile.

    “Aren’t they the cutest cuties ever?!” Abe lets go of you and begins to swoon, hugging both girls and rubbing her cheek against theirs. “Even if I can’t have them all for myself this is the best gift ever!”

    By now you’re well and truly confused. “Uh...what’s going on?”

    “In Youkai Yakuza, it’s customary to exchange servants-” One twin begins. “-in order to create a direct line of communication.” The other continues. “So when the Supreme Commander asked for volontaires-” “-We nominated ourselves.”

    They both bow. “My name is Kii.” “My name is Mii.” “From now on-” “We will be in your care.” “Please treat us well Hyodo-sama!” They finish in unison.

    “Cute! Cute cute cute!” Abe swoons even more, just like a schoolgirl with a crush on a rockstar.

    “I...see.” You really don’t. You take out something. “Mittelt said you asked for-”

    Fast a lightning Abe snatches it out and stares at it. “The autograph. The autograph of Nurarihyon-sama!” She jumps in the air. “YES! With this I will definitely enter into the top 20 of the best Tamers of all Japan!”

    “Ufufufu, Hyodo-sama is so generous.” “Nyahahaha, but I prefer Issei-chi.”

    The twins stand on either side and lean against you, pressing their assets on your arms. At the same time their soft tails begin to rub your legs and…backside.

    Why did you decide to wear tight pants today?!

    “Until the mansion is finished we will stay here with Abe-san.” Mii smiles. “But we hope to start serving you soon.” Kii grins.

    “Where are my manners?” Coming down from her high Kiyome courtesies. “My name is Kiyome, future head of the noble and ancient Abe clan of Beast Tamers. As the head of the family overseeing Kuoh in accordance with the tenets of Yakuza Honor, I humbly ask for your approval and blessing.”

    “A...pproved?” Your head is honestly starting to hurt. “No seriously, can we drop the whole formality thing? You’re still my sempai, it’s weird seeing you act like that.”

    She instantly straightens up. “Oh good! That was weird for me too, bowing to someone who quote Shizuo Heiwajima in a real fight.” Holy crap that was fast! And she still remembers that!? “But it’s true that, as the head of the Youkai Family that was assigned this territory, it’s my duty as a Beast Tamer to keep up good relationships with you. A pity that it makes recruiting you as the club’s mascot improper, but what’s done it’s done.”

    You dodged a landmine there. That’s for sure.

    “Instead!” With a flourish she points to her house. “Please come and greet the monsters under my care! They’re very eager to pay their respect to you.”

    [] Okay
    [] Maybe another time

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    And here we are people: we’re done with long-ass posts and back to the reasonable posts of the beginning. Have some nostalgia.

    I don’t know why, but as I wrote Abe Kiyome I found myself giving her a similar personality of Ash Ketchum mixed with the whole ‘oujo-sama’ stereotype. God, what did I smoke?
     
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    Bloodshifter The Bio-Armor Lover

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    Rias! Your not supposed to expect it or it will never happen. Also Dat Yang.

    Well Issei is building his harem quickly glad we can soon start making them official.

    Goodness what were you smoking? Seriously she is amazing though, I'll lol if we find a red cap.
     
  21. UberJJK

    UberJJK Know what you're doing yet?

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    Hm. Do we know if Pokemon is a (fictional) thing in universe? Because that would make a hilarious gift.
     
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    cross_grave Belligerent Spitire

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    Blight Gecko Not too sore, are you?

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    Fun little ditty, I must say. If we are taking it easy, then A quick visit a would not hurt... Probably. Just to be prepared in case she tries something drastic, like putting us in a jar or something.
     
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    [X] Okay

    ~ Gotta Catch Them All~
     
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    noahgab1133 Don't you trust me?

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    yay the twins are here time for koneko to start fuming in jealousy XD
     
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    Bloodshifter The Bio-Armor Lover

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    And then Kuroka appears and suddenly the triple alliance is born.
     
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    BlackTitanOdin I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    Is it scary that I can totally see Monkey D. Luffy and his crew coming to Japan and somehow becoming friends with Issei?

    [X] Okay
     
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