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Best Mom Quest [Kill La Kill]

You are Best Mom and as you lean back in your chair, you realize that was a thing. What had just happened.

True, you were still horrifically FABULOUS, as always.

But you were not prepared to deal with... this.

The assault by the King of Dosh and his Conglomerate on the holdings of Kiryuuin merited a counterstrike. And as always, such things required the personal touch.

Hence the assault on Osaka by you and a number of your clones.

Sadly, it appeared that despite your superhuman strength, durability, and nigh infinite regeneration... technology still had a place as the head of the Takarada replied with a "small" army of mercenaries and power armor.

The battle was a draw, but you knew you had been defeated even if you did manage to trash the Takarada shipyards.

At least Rei was considerate enough to handle the scholastic matters by making sure that the children of good loyal employees and minions, along with their clones were in the same school and class as Best Daughter Sasuki.

This would make things easier for Best Daughter, who wouldn't need to worry about being bullied, nor would you have to worry about ruffians being a bad influence on her.

Best Mom Quest | Corporate Warfare​

What Do?
[X] Write In
 
[X] Order raids on the Dosh king's raw materiel sources
-[X] Have Best husband work on Life-fiber combat uniforms.
 
[X]You are inspired with an idea. You have been unable to infuse life fibers in to people or your daguhter reliably. But maybe that is becuase it's too fabulous. Maybe if you reduce the direct interactions a bit like in say clothing?
 
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[X] If you can't beat them...join them. By beating them. Start buying out Dosh King's suppliers, buyers, transports...everything he needs to run his business effectively. In the process, you're getting new markets for your own merchandise and you can liquidate what you don't need.
->[X] As a "Plan B" consider alternatives to Mass Production. Obviously large-scale production of clones has it's place, but it's apparent that you need a bit of 'Quality' in addition to 'Quantity.' Consult with Best Husband for ideas to create unique and more powerful clones/life fiber constructs to lead your army. You could possibly even see augmenting normal individuals as well, should they be deserving enough.
 
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[X] Spend some time with your Best Family. Offer to teach Best Daughters the basics of being FABULOUS, starting of course with showing them how to make their own FABULOUS lightshows wherever they go. All the better to awe and inspire their future minions.
1d100=60

While you could do more of that corporate warfare with that annoying man from Osaka... or even more Science! You opt not to... after all, you have your daughters to pamper and play with.

You work at the basics. Such as Martial Arts! Caligraphy! The classic poems... most importantly, you start them on the art of being FABULOUS.

While your daughters are not as powerful as you are due to not being a super human alien hybrid, they take to the lessons like fish to water.

Even better, they bare the ability to be FABULOUS! Oh, not as FABULOUSas you, but the ability to GLOW GLORIOUSLY, that they harness as if it was second nature. You're so proud of them.

Even if they each bare their own individual spectrum; your eldest, Best Daughter Satsuki is a DAZZLING COLD BLUE, your second Best Baby Sister Ryuuko is a BLINDING PINK, and Best Little Sister Nui shines a GLORIOUS GOLD.

Truly, they're your daughters.

Best Husband doesn't seem to believe the ease that they master the art of glowing with the POWER of FABULOUS. He seems to like the word inconceivable as you hear him say it a lot whenever he sees your daughters glowing.

More than that, when you start teaching your daughters and they demonstrate a fraction of your SUPERNATURAL martial arts, he seems to take to alcohol. Perhaps, you should have done kung fu with your precious babies instead of Science?

What Do?
[X] Time Skip?
[X] Take your daughters with you to work and teach them the art of Conquest! Also, how to deflect paperwork to minions...
[X] Take your daughters to the labs and introduce them to the Alien Life Fiber and see if they'll bond with them...
[X] Do the Family that Fights Together, Grows Strong Together. Take daughters to the next Battle with That Man at Osaka.
[X] Teach them more Kung Fu?
 
The Bii is sowwy, but real life and Goblin Queen ate up the Bii's time.
 
[X] Take your daughters with you to work and teach them the art of Conquest! Also, how to deflect paperwork to minions...
 
[X] Take your daughters with you to work and teach them the art of Conquest! Also, how to deflect paperwork to minions...
 
[X] Take your daughters with you to work and teach them the art of Conquest! Also, how to deflect paperwork to minions...

[BLUMENKRANZ INTENSIFIES]
 
Teach them more Kung fu. Then. conquer your enemies!!!!
 
[X] Take your daughters with you to work and teach them the art of Conquest! Also, how to deflect paperwork to minions...
 
[X] Take your daughters with you to work and teach them the art of Conquest! Also, how to deflect paperwork to minions...
 
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[X] Teach them more FABULOUS Kung Fu.

As Best Mom, you had obligations! One of which was that your daughters had to be the BEST at everything. You knew this in the fiber of your being as an instinctual concept engrave upon your mind, soul and body.

As such, you are like the lioness that pushes her cubs off a cliff, only accepting the one that survives and climbs back up the mountain... or something like that.

To train your beloved daughters, you had to be firm and merciless. Utterly cold! Completely heartless!

It hurt you to do this.

To not show your emotions as your daughters learned how to fall... or when they scrapped their knees.

You didn't cry and wail in complete and utter dispair.

No, you were stronger than that.

You had to endure.

You ended up running off to cry to Best Husband, leaving your Best Evil Clone to teach your daughters the art of falling down...

When you returned, you found your Best Evil Clone in a rather compromising position as she taught your daughters things she wasn't suppose to!

She was teaching them how to punch their way thru wooden dummies! That was easily at least many lessons away!

Best Mom Quest | Killer Klone Shenanigans​

What Do?
[X] Scold Best Evil Clone! And tell Best Daughters to not use the KUNG FU on their lessers!
[X] Accept what Best Evil Clone has done and continue teaching them the ADVANCE stuff!
[X] Write In.
 
[X] Scold Best Evil Clone! And tell Best Daughters to not use the KUNG FU on their lessers!
-[X] After all, you haven't taught them how to hide the evidence yet.
 
[X] Scold Best Evil Clone! And tell Best Daughters to not use the KUNG FU on their lessers!
-[X] After all, you haven't taught them how to hide the evidence yet.
--[X] Proceed to teach them how to hide the evidence. As a precaution, of course.
 
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[X] Scold Best Evil Clone! And tell Best Daughters to not use the KUNG FU on their lessers!
-[X] After all, you haven't taught them how to hide the evidence yet.
--[X] Proceed to teach them how to hide the evidence. As a precaution, of course.
 
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[X] Scold Best Evil Clone! And tell Best Daughters to not use the KUNG FU on their lessers!
-[X] After all, you haven't taught them how to hide the evidence yet.
--[X] Proceed to teach them how to hide the evidence. As a precaution, of course.
 
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Current tally~

[X] Accept what Best Evil Clone has done and continue teaching them the ADVANCE stuff!
- S J C, Mithril-blade, Dark Lord Bob, MHLord, tankdrop24, MinorGryph, Lordpanther14, Malbutorius, Uvigz

[X] Scold Best Evil Clone! And tell Best Daughters to not use the KUNG FU on their lessers!
- LaRed, veekie, krahe, Redon, Sucal, cokerpilot

[X] Scold Best Evil Clone! Doing things out of order is not FABULOUS. And tell Best Daughters to not use the KUNG FU on their lessers!
- earth-destroyer, Scope, Strunkriindiisk

[X] Scold Best Evil Clone! And tell Best Daughters to not use the KUNG FU on their lessers!
-[X] After all, you haven't taught them how to hide the evidence yet.
- Happerry

[X] Scold Best Evil Clone! And tell Best Daughters to not use the KUNG FU on their lessers!
-[X] After all, you haven't taught them how to hide the evidence yet.
--[X] Proceed to teach them how to hide the evidence. As a precaution, of course.
- Slayer Anderson, delwgun, Diller
 
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[X] Scold Best Evil Clone! Doing things out of order is not FABULOUS.
- And tell Best Daughters to not use the KUNG FU on their lessers!
1d100 → [63] = (63)

You are Best Mom, clearly you are after all... are you not FABULOUS? Does your hair not shine most radiantly, more than enough to outshine the sun when you desire it?

Do you not have unspeakable martial arts at your command? Do you not possess a body beyond human comprehension in more ways than just appearance?

Thus, you know you are Best Mom. More than that, you know that Best Evil Clone has been well... evil. That was to be expected, after all, she's not named Best Nice Clone... Names were important.

As such, you look at her with annoyance before sighing and pressing your hands together in prayer and supplication to a higher power. "Let us pray the FABULOUS BEST MOM prayer."

You walk forwards to your clone as you uttered the prayer. "Best Mom, please pray for the soul of this clone and guide my FABULOUS hand and make it strong, so that she might learn a clone's place."

Best Evil Clone was shocked enough that she could only flinch as you drew your hand back, telegraphing the motion that even a normal person who could dodge...

"Amen."

The slap was FABULOUS that sparkles scattered everywhere along with prismatic rays of light.

You considered the matter closed as Best Evil Clone learned her place. You turned to look at your daughters and were shocked at the look of awe on their faces.

Clearly your FABULOUS nature as Best Mom had won them back from the ways of not doing things in order. You knelt down and spread your arms for a hug and got all three of your Best Daughters stepping in to hug you.

Best Mom Quest | Best Mom Prayer​

What Do?
[X] Continue with lessons with Best Evil Clone watching and learning why it's important to do things in sequence.
[X] Continue with lessons with Best Evil Clone banished to the lab once more.
[X] Watch Best Evil Clone continue the lessons PROPERLY.
[X] Something Else Happens.
 
[X] Continue with lessons with Best Evil Clone watching and learning why it's important to do things in sequence.
 
[X] Continue with lessons with Best Evil Clone watching and learning why it's important to do things in sequence.

So instead of a pimp hand we have a FABULOUS. Best Mom hand. :))
 
Current Tally

[X] Continue with lessons with Best Evil Clone watching and learning why it's important to do things in sequence.
- Happerry, Diller

[X] Watch Best Evil Clone continue the lessons PROPERLY.
- Scope, LaRed, Strunkriindiisk, veeki


  • [X] Continue Best Mom Praying.
    - Salty
 
[X] Continue with lessons with Best Evil Clone watching and learning why it's important to do things in sequence.
 
[X] Watch Best Evil Clone continue the lessons PROPERLY.
1d100=17

You are Best Mom, and at the moment, you're watching Best Evil Clone continue teaching under your oversight.

Her lessons on how to fall is good, as is her willpower to withstand the sniffles and tears of your Best Daughters when they had accidents.

Eventually, the lessons progresses to more exotic things like the basic katas of your SUPERNATURAL martial arts...

You wanted to teach the fundamental defensive techniques. Best Evil Clone suggested offensive techniques. Your daughters after witnessing the full power of your FABULOUS BEST MOM slap.

The combined power of your daughters soon has you agreeing to Best Evil Clone's suggestion for offensive techniques.

Like the VICIOUS PUNCH! that allows you to ora ora ora ora ora ora ora away at some helpless girl, or perhaps your FABULOUS BEST MOM slap.

Or the legend, wait for it, ary FABULOUS pulse.

Admittedly, they weren't ready for your FABULOUS pulse technique, but you promised to teach them it when they were physically ready for it.

Still, it did bring a tear to your eye as your daughters practiced your SUPERNATURAL martial arts style in front of you. You're sure that they'll be good girls and only use the techniques when appropriate.

Best Mom Quest | Best Mom Martial Arts
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What Do?
[X] Keep an eye on your daughters in school?
[X] Do more SCIENCE! with Best Husband who seems to have taken to binge-drinking?
[X] Revenge on or of the OSAKA BASTARD! Or something like that?
[X] Do more BUSINESS! with Best Pallet Swapped Clones?
[X] Do AGRRESSIVE INTERNATIONAL BUSINESS with Best Best Pallet Swapped Clones' help?
[X] Write In

Tanuki Note : The Bii will NOT be available from Sunday, August the 3rd to August the 8th, due to a work related camping thing. Vote away, and do omake... but Bii is gibbing fair warning~
 
[embed=425,349]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN6iZXwi518[/embed]
Have a sample of Best Mom Martial Arts~
 
[X] Do more SCIENCE! with Best Husband who seems to have taken to binge-drinking?
1d100=64

You are Best Mom, you are the Bestest Mom ever.... despite Best Husband's claims of bullshit and cries of why must you do to that poor physics!

Still, you have noticed that Best Husband has been drinking a lot... in fact, it was far too much... Best Evil Clone claims, saying that he wasn't giving her enough Snu-Snu and was more snuggly with his bottles of alchohol. It was only the fact that you're fairly certain that it wasn't cheating if he was sexing your clones that you didn't do bad evil things like send your butler to deal with him and starting a proxy war with your and his butlers.

Still, this was worrying. After all, you had thought he was over his second childhood phase given how much snu-snu he had been getting with you and your clones.

Perhaps, he needed a little more tender loving than snu-snu? No, that didn't make sense... he was a man, they all liked snu-snu. Your research material all agreed on this. Best Husband was a man. XXX love is what any hot blooded man needs with good food with lots of meat and alcohol (but not too much).

If he was forsaking snu-snu for alcohol, then... something was wrong. But you couldn't just ask him straight to his face, that would make him curl up like a hedgehog and be all defensive.

No, you would need to study in deep that strange and brutish creature that was the Manly Man, like your husband.

Best Mom Quest | Best Husband Crisis
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What Do?
[X] Work on an Orbital Death Satellite and give him that, he's just in a second childhood phase...
[X] Study long and hard with a diverse selection of Men across society and the world!
[X] Maybe Best Evil Clone was just bad at Snu-Snu, it's up to you to get Best Husband Back to Normal!
[X] Write In.
 
[X] Maybe Best Evil Clone was just bad at Snu-Snu, it's up to you to get Best Husband Back to Normal!
 
[X]Maybe you should talk with and Study Best Husband? Find out what's really wrong and attend to his true needs. Then you will be Best Wife.
 
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[X] Best Aunt Rei has been in invaluable helper to you, maybe she will have some useful insights on how to comfort Best Husband.
 
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