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[X] Maybe Best Evil Clone was just insufficiently FABULOUS at Snu-Snu, it's up to you to get Best Husband Back to Normal!
You are Best Mom and you are simply
FABULOUS. This wasn't arrogance or a bold deception. It was simple truth, something that was so obvious that to gainsay it was akin to saying that the sun was cold.
Best Husband has not been behaving like his normal self. Best Evil Clone had reported this to you and after examining him, you had to agree that it was so. He was clutching to his alcohol like a young child would a safety blanket, instead of being the manly man that you had married.
Even for a second childhood, this wasn't acceptable.
Thus, you had studied deeply into this matter.
It was clear what the problem was. One, Best Evil Clone was simply not
FABULOUS enough at Snu-Snu. It's clear that she tried, and tried hard... but she simply wasn't as radiant as you were. And there was no shame in that, after all... to be as radiant as you were required that they had to be
Best Mom themselves.
It was time to remind Best Husband just exactly who he had married.
As such, you consulted the tomes of wisdom... the p0rno magazines to study up on what those who were lesser than you like...
....
The topics were many, the tangents were cunning, but you got the gist of it.
- - - Please Wait. Best Mom Is Preparing. - - -
You are "Best Husband", otherwise known as Kiryuin Soichiro... and it has been another long day in the lab. Your assistant, that clone of your wife is eager to help and was nice and all despite calling herself "Best Evil Clone".
It was patently clear to you that your wife was insane along with being a superhuman, you hadn't suspected that the insanity was genetic along with the superpowers.
Your wife was effectively "subject zero", and both her insanity and powers were diluted the further away from her genes. You had determined that her powers came from an alien life bonding with her. Sadly, it wasn't something that did well with your daughters or her clones.
And yet... her madness had allowed her to do things that should be physically impossible by the laws of physics as mankind knew it. Worse... your daughters and her clones were able to do those things to a lesser degree.
The knowledge of what she had gotten up and that it appears that you were up against the very boundary of human science to has driven you to start drinking.
Which was why you weren't expecting
rainbow light to shine on you from behind after you entered the bedroom attached to the lab.
....
You had even closed the door. Just how had she gotten in here?!?!?
You sighed and turned around...
Your mind blanked at the sight of what you were seeing.
....
....
....
She was somehow standing upside down on the ceiling, with a smile for you and dressed only in a bondage catsuit... and was that a whip coiled at her hip?
With your lowered defenses, due to shock... you couldn't resist as she dropped down from the ceiling to land in front of you upright....
That is when you scream in absolute terror and a side of horror as things fade to black and all the colors of the
rainbow .
I̵t͠ ̷is̕ ̨S͠nu-̨Şnu̢ ҉T̛ime̢.
̢T̢her͡e ͝i͠s ͠no̶ e̵scàp̷e ̡f͠or̵ y͞ou.
Al͟l H̕a͡il
Best ̧
M̢o҉m͝!̸
Best Mom Quest | Oh the humanity...
What Do?
[X] Continue the treatment until Best Husband is fixed?
[X] Entrust Best Husband's treatment to your Best Clones as you take over the SCIENCE! thing.
[X] Entrust Best Husband's treatment to your Best Clones as you go back to the Business thing.
[X] Entrust Best Husband's treatment to your Best Clones as you go back to teaching Best Daughters martial arts.
[X] Write In of something
FABULOUS