Bride of OverMaster's Crummy Corner of Fanfiction

[OverMaster]

MAD About You.

Inspector Gadget spun the chair around forcefully. "You're arrested at last, Doctor Claw!" he said, handcuffing him while Mad Cat hissed and jumped away. "Let's see what is the true face of the head of... Of..."

The grinning visage of Alfred E. Neuman leered. "What, me worry?"

The Inspector huffed. "I'm sure someone has done this joke already..."

 

[OverMaster]

The 101 Dalmatians who Love You Very, Very, Very, Very, Very Very Much.

The young man smiled at the cameras, rubbing the head of a tail wagging Dalmatian.

"So that's it for today's show!" he said. "Remember, it doesn't matter if you too never got married or met a God of Love who found your soulmate, ha ha! You still can find fulfillment training these noble beings!"

He cheerfully left the set, waving at everyone, and drove back home.

The house was full of happy Dalmatian pups, licking at his feet. He sat under a portrait of Dalmatian dogs playing poker, on his black and white chair, his head drooping.

"I'm so lonely," Aijo Rentarou said.

 

[OverMaster]

Negima 1944.

The boy smiled at them. "Good morning. I'm Negi Springfield from Wales, and I'll be your new homeroom teacher..."

The girls jumped from their seats. "Ally! Gaijin! To him, Kamikazes!" Asuna said, and they all jumped on him activating their bombs.

In the prison in the basement, Evangeline snickered at the booms. "Idiots."

Ku Fei frowned, arms folded. "Serves them right!"

 

[OverMaster]

Boku no Hero Academia 1944.

They surrounded them from all sides.

"Give yourselves up, Yoshinori," Nedzu said. "You're bringing dishonor to your country, allying yourselves with our enemies..."

All Might smiled sadly. "Sorry. But the country already dishonored itself allying with the likes of Hitler. Do what you feel you must. Young Midoriya? Young Bakugo? You've got my most sincere thanks."

Bakugo smirked and clucked his tongue, readying his fists. "Tch, don't pretend it's a big deal. These wimps? We'll mop the floor with them even with Deku being a burden!"

Deku laughed softly. "Ah, Kachan." Then he frowned, glaring at the rest of his friends. "Sorry, everyone."

"Likewise," Todoroki said, then rushed at them.

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1966. Izuku and Katsuki stood looking at the sea.

"Even now, I don't know if that was the most glorious day of our lives or the saddest," Izuku pondered calmly.

"No reason it couldn't be both," Bakugo replied.

 

[OverMaster]

To Love Ru Realistic Style.

Risa giggled, sneaking behind Haruna and fondling the other girl's breasts.

"Oooohhh, so nice!" the pervert said.

Haruna pulled a phone out and called. "Dad! Lawsuit!"

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Risa sat at Juvenile Prison, frowning.

"It's not just me who should be jailed!"

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At his office, the Principal looked at the readership. "Huh? What? We're being realistic! So I hide my harassment here!"

 

[OverMaster]

Scooby Black.

They surrounded the bound devil. "Now let's see who the devil is the devil!" Fred said.

"Who could it be, it's the devil!" Kitami said. "What do you think you're doing?!"

Ignoring her, Fred pulled the devil's face off.

Everyone but Fred and Velma gasped.

"The principal!" Hiroko said.

"Zoinks!" Shaggy hiccuped.

"What, what, what!" Kitami said. "But twelve years ago...!"

Velma spoke calmly. "Twelve years ago he was the administrator of the academy, and he installed secret cameras everywhere. That's how he saw everything the Rose Cross were doing, and exploited it in disguise."

"But...!" Saeki said.

"Smoke and mirrors and holograms and hallucinating gas," Daphne said.

"That explains this how!?" Kitami poked a finger on her mound.

"The penis? He injected you with hormones while you hallucinated," Velma told her.

Shaggy did a wild outtake. "She has a...!?"

"How did you know she has one?" Daphne raised one eyebrow.

Velma rubbed the back of her own neck.

"That's not important now!" Fred said. "We don't know the motive yet, is there a treasure somewhere in the school? Will you sell it but need scaring everyone away first? Why has it taken you so long?"

"It's not that, I like raping, that's all!" the principal said.

"Oh," Fred lost his color.

"And I'd have gotten away with it if not for you meddling kids and your dog!" the principal said.

"Rooby Rooby Roo!" Scooby laughed.

Everyone was glaring at him then.

"Rhat?"

"He violated us!" Hiroko and Kitami said.

"And she violated us!" Saeki and Kurumi said pointing at Kitami.

Kitami huffed.

"Yah, Scooby, like what the heck, man!" Shaggy yelled.

"Rhaggy, I'm only a dog," Scooby said.

 

[OverMaster]

Running Gag, Part 1.

Mr. Spacely and Jane Jetson were in bed having sex.

George Jetson ran into the bedroom. He poked his finger towards the bed and whined.

"Jane, stop this crazy thing!"

George Jetson will return in Avengers Doomsday.

 

[OverMaster]

Running Gag, Part 2.

The Mage of the Beginning loomed above the defeated Ala Rubra and Ala Alba. "Fools..."

Then Saitama casually ran to him and punched him in the face.

Nagi crumpled back, unconscious.

"Ignorant child!" Ialda flew into Saitama. "You just provided me with the stronges--"

Saitama casually punched himself on the head obliterating Ialda fully.

"Son of a--!" Ialda said, popping away.

Negi scowled from the debris. "Ha ha, funny, you keep on piling up on our uselessness!"

Negima's irrelevance will return in Avengers Doomsday.

 

[OverMaster]

Running Gag, Part 3.

Ramona smiled. "Scott, that was awesome! You defeated all of my Evil Ex Boyfriends and Girlfriend..."

Scott laughed. "Oh, it's no big deal...!"

Ramona dumped a bucket of water on herself, turning into a boy. "Now you've got to defeat the League of Evil Girlfriends and a Boyfriend! You see, while in China, there was this Spring of Drowned Man..."

Scott began walking away. "No, just no!!"

Ramona 1/2 will return in Avengers Doomsday.

 

[OverMaster]

Tales of the Unequally Sailor Senshi.

Aunt Harley.

"Soooo..." Uranus said, looking up and down at the boy, "this dude is..."

ChibiUsa giggled, hugging his arm. "Helios!"

Neptune raised an eyebrow. "The horse."

"Pegasus!" ChibiUsa pouted.

Uranus looked back and forth between them, then at Neptune. Neptune agreed nodding. Uranus took Chibi by an arm and pulled her away from him as Neptune gestured so vines sprouted from the ground, snaring Helios.

"Hey, nooo!" Chibi said.

Uranus pulled the baseball bat out. "No, you won't get away with this Comet crap...!!"

"Leave him alone!" Chibi said as Uranus advanced towards him. Then she felt a small hand on her shoulder.

"Hotaru?"

"It's for your own good...!"

 

[OverMaster]

Running Gag, Part 4.

Skeletor rose from the pit.

"I will be back..." he said.

----

Sinestro put on the yellow ring, and his uniform shifted.

He smirked to himself and flew away.

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The figure on the bed turned around so the woman could put the wet rag on his forehead.

It was Piccolo!

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"So, what are we doing now?" Sivana questioned.

"You'll meet some allies. Our Monster Society of Evil!" Mr. Mind crowed.

---

They sat around a table with Skeletor, Sinestro and Piccolo, saying nothing at all.

"Nobody's going to call," Sivana eventually broke the awkward silence.

"They will!" Mr. Mind hissed.

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Skeletor, Sinestro, Piccolo, Mr. Mind and Sivana will not return in Avengers Doomsday.

But 2003 Bullseye will! Probably.

 

[chiufan95]

But 2003 Bullseye will! Probably.

Click to shrink...

He won't because he was killed in the Deadpool and Wolverine Movie.